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(Colorado Springs Gazette)   "Hello, police, I'd like information on my child's car seat... why are putting on your robe and wizard hat?"   (m.gazette.com) divider line 18
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2014-01-10 12:25:06 PM  
Why are indeed.
 
2014-01-10 12:25:11 PM  
What sick fark set up LUV-TOTS as a sex line?
 
2014-01-10 12:26:02 PM  
For the uninitiated: The Saga of the Bloodninja
 
2014-01-10 12:26:15 PM  
If you want to install a child car seat you need a child, if you need a child you have to have sex, if you have to have sex phone sex is a good way to get in the mood.  Seems they just started at step one.
 
2014-01-10 12:27:02 PM  
i406.photobucket.com

Luv em
 
2014-01-10 12:27:30 PM  
Also, possibly NSFW for that link depending on your workplace.
 
2014-01-10 12:31:37 PM  
So what are you wearing Jake from State Farm?
 
2014-01-10 12:31:40 PM  

jtown: What sick fark set up LUV-TOTS as a sex line?


cdn.instanttrap.com
 
2014-01-10 12:32:45 PM  

uncleacid: So what are you wearing Jake from State Farm?


People can wear Jake? Wouldn't he be a whiny bastard about it the whole day?
 
2014-01-10 12:37:54 PM  
You know, when you translate LUV-TOTS to numbers, it's 588-8687, which is the number the article says to dial.
 
2014-01-10 12:40:38 PM  

tehbeermang: You know, when you translate LUV-TOTS to numbers, it's 588-8687, which is the number the article says to dial.


The article doesn't tell you to dial that number.  In fact, they tell you that the number has nothing to do with car seat safety.
 
2014-01-10 12:43:24 PM  
www.toonopedia.com
 
GBB
2014-01-10 12:44:31 PM  

jtown: What sick fark set up LUV-TOTS as a sex line?


Who thought this was a good name for a car seat installation hotline??
 
2014-01-10 12:47:22 PM  

cwolf20: uncleacid: So what are you wearing Jake from State Farm?

People can wear Jake? Wouldn't he be a whiny bastard about it the whole day?


Just ask the 'Monopoly Guy' if people can be worn.

data3.whicdn.com
 
2014-01-10 12:59:07 PM  

Argonreality: For the uninitiated: The Saga of the Bloodninja


ah yes... always a joy to reread
 
2014-01-10 02:13:51 PM  

jtown: What sick fark set up LUV-TOTS as a sex line?


I was thinking "child porn sting" myself. Maybe a lot of people who just wanted child seat info are about to get a visit from a particular branch of law enforcement instead.
 
2014-01-10 02:49:15 PM  

jtown: What sick fark set up LUV-TOTS as a sex line?


You can make lots of different words that give you the same number.
For example, LUV-TOUR
 
2014-01-10 06:37:32 PM  

Argonreality: For the uninitiated: The Saga of the Bloodninja


That link was magnificent.
 
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