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(MTV)   Rihanna cuddles up to Shakira on- oh COME ON, can you at least finish the headline?   (mtv.com ) divider line
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2014-01-10 08:38:06 AM  
In the least sexy picture those two could ever take together.
 
mhd
2014-01-10 08:45:23 AM  
Two buttervoices coming together at last...
 
2014-01-10 08:45:31 AM  

stuhayes2010: In the least sexy picture those two could ever take together.


Agreed

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There, that's a little better
 
2014-01-10 08:47:15 AM  

stuhayes2010: In the least sexy picture those two could ever take together.


Why? Beats me.

.Pathetic attempt at humor.
 
2014-01-10 08:47:57 AM  
I TRIED to finish the headline, but SOMEBODY stopped writing it because they couldn't come up with anything other than a shiatty re-hash.
 
2014-01-10 08:50:16 AM  
The last Shakira video I saw, she was much hotter as a brunette.
 
2014-01-10 08:56:17 AM  
I'd rather see the rihanna/alicia keys pics, if there were any.
 
2014-01-10 09:04:52 AM  

stuhayes2010: In the least sexy picture those two could ever take together.


I don't think there is a sexy picture they could take together. Anything that was ever attractive about Rihanna went straight out the window when she went crawling back to the guy who hospitalized her.

Shakira, on the other hand...
 
2014-01-10 09:12:42 AM  
Meh.  Call me Studman69 but neither of those two have ever come close to making me reach for the lotion bottle.

Think I'll GIS for some more Tara Strong pics.
 
2014-01-10 09:26:32 AM  
Sure as soon as you come up with one that hasn't been used 10000 times submittard
 
2014-01-10 09:28:08 AM  
I don't get Rihanna.  I guess she's good looking, but does do it for me.

Shakira on the other hand....wabawbawbawbawbawbabwaba

..except for when she does those weird robotic dances.  Not sure what that's about.
 
2014-01-10 09:35:15 AM  
meh
 
2014-01-10 09:40:27 AM  
Rihanna looks like a space alien. That head!
 
2014-01-10 09:57:39 AM  
Shakira - La Tortua

No nudity but still NSFW.
 
2014-01-10 10:09:23 AM  

oryx: Rihanna looks like a space alien. That head!


I'll second that. Never seen her appeal. Can't sing, either.
 
2014-01-10 10:17:45 AM  
I like to have sexual intercourse with both of them, if ya know what I mean.
 
2014-01-10 10:33:54 AM  

Cubs300: oryx: Rihanna looks like a space alien. That head!

I'll second that. Never seen her appeal. Can't sing, either.



Agree.  Her face is kind of beat.
 
2014-01-10 10:51:56 AM  

Cubs300: oryx: Rihanna looks like a space alien. That head!

I'll second that. Never seen her appeal. Can't sing, either.


Sloppy singer, but sounds good on record. Jimmy Page of 21st century pop
 
2014-01-10 10:57:28 AM  
Shakira is kinda hot, I guess, but Rihanna looks deformed. Not even the Chris Brown makeover helped.
 
2014-01-10 11:06:14 AM  

VimFuego: Cubs300: oryx: Rihanna looks like a space alien. That head!

I'll second that. Never seen her appeal. Can't sing, either.


Agree.  Her face is kind of beat.


I'll fourth that with a side of "I saw what you did there".

Rihanna just doesn't do it for me. She looks weird and skanky. Like a malformed reject from planet Tramp.
 
2014-01-10 11:21:13 AM  
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2014-01-10 11:27:31 AM  

MugzyBrown: I don't get Rihanna.  I guess she's good looking, but does do it for me.

Shakira on the other hand....wabawbawbawbawbawbabwaba

..except for when she does those weird robotic dances.  Not sure what that's about.


Celebrating Robanukah?
 
2014-01-10 11:34:00 AM  

clkeagle: stuhayes2010: In the least sexy picture those two could ever take together.

I don't think there is a sexy picture they could take together. Anything that was ever attractive about Rihanna went straight out the window when she went crawling back to the guy who hospitalized her.

Shakira, on the other hand...


Is smokin' hot?

www.eonline.com
 
2014-01-10 11:38:20 AM  

MugzyBrown: I don't get Rihanna.  I guess she's good looking, but does do it for me.

Shakira on the other hand....wabawbawbawbawbawbabwaba

..except for when she does those weird robotic dances.  Not sure what that's about.


This.  Rihanna's got nothing going for her
 
2014-01-10 11:39:09 AM  
Rihanna has "dead eyes". I can't look at her without thinking something terrible (abuse?) has happened to her that killed her inside.  No proof, just what she looks like to me.
 
2014-01-10 11:40:50 AM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: clkeagle: stuhayes2010: In the least sexy picture those two could ever take together.

I don't think there is a sexy picture they could take together. Anything that was ever attractive about Rihanna went straight out the window when she went crawling back to the guy who hospitalized her.

Shakira, on the other hand...

Is smokin' hot?

[www.eonline.com image 300x300]


Yes?

I'm guessing you think women are make-upped all the time.
 
2014-01-10 11:41:39 AM  

RyansPrivates: Rihanna has "dead eyes". I can't look at her without thinking something terrible (abuse?) has happened to her that killed her inside.  No proof, just what she looks like to me.


Anyone who goes back to someone who beat them to a pulp has severe issues and you want to keep them at arm's length at all times.
 
2014-01-10 11:44:20 AM  

Infernalist: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: clkeagle: stuhayes2010: In the least sexy picture those two could ever take together.

I don't think there is a sexy picture they could take together. Anything that was ever attractive about Rihanna went straight out the window when she went crawling back to the guy who hospitalized her.

Shakira, on the other hand...

Is smokin' hot?

[www.eonline.com image 300x300]

Yes?

I'm guessing you think women are make-upped all the time.


Nope, but a real test of a pretty woman is she is pretty without having to be all gussied up.
 
2014-01-10 11:57:51 AM  

theflatline: Infernalist: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: clkeagle: stuhayes2010: In the least sexy picture those two could ever take together.

I don't think there is a sexy picture they could take together. Anything that was ever attractive about Rihanna went straight out the window when she went crawling back to the guy who hospitalized her.

Shakira, on the other hand...

Is smokin' hot?

[www.eonline.com image 300x300]

Yes?

I'm guessing you think women are make-upped all the time.

Nope, but a real test of a pretty woman is she is pretty without having to be all gussied up.


You forgot to tell us all about your smoking hot wife.
 
2014-01-10 12:01:30 PM  

theflatline: Infernalist: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: clkeagle: stuhayes2010: In the least sexy picture those two could ever take together.

I don't think there is a sexy picture they could take together. Anything that was ever attractive about Rihanna went straight out the window when she went crawling back to the guy who hospitalized her.

Shakira, on the other hand...

Is smokin' hot?

[www.eonline.com image 300x300]

Yes?

I'm guessing you think women are make-upped all the time.

Nope, but a real test of a pretty woman is she is pretty without having to be all gussied up.


Pro-tip: if you think she's ugly in that photo, I have to assume you're a never-kissed virgin.

The definition of pretty changes once you start waking up next to a woman.
 
2014-01-10 12:04:42 PM  

bhcompy: MugzyBrown: I don't get Rihanna.  I guess she's good looking, but does do it for me.

Shakira on the other hand....wabawbawbawbawbawbabwaba

..except for when she does those weird robotic dances.  Not sure what that's about.

This.  Rihanna's got nothing going for her


The drive-in theater sized forehead doesn't do it for you?

/she's ugly as sin and talentless
 
2014-01-10 12:16:37 PM  

Infernalist: theflatline: Infernalist: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: clkeagle: stuhayes2010: In the least sexy picture those two could ever take together.

I don't think there is a sexy picture they could take together. Anything that was ever attractive about Rihanna went straight out the window when she went crawling back to the guy who hospitalized her.

Shakira, on the other hand...

Is smokin' hot?

[www.eonline.com image 300x300]

Yes?

I'm guessing you think women are make-upped all the time.

Nope, but a real test of a pretty woman is she is pretty without having to be all gussied up.

Pro-tip: if you think she's ugly in that photo, I have to assume you're a never-kissed virgin.

The definition of pretty changes once you start waking up next to a woman.


I did not say she was ugly, she looks like a normal girl.  Like anyone you would see in Colombia waiting for a bus.
 
2014-01-10 12:19:50 PM  

RyansPrivates: Rihanna has "dead eyes". I can't look at her without thinking something terrible (abuse?) has happened to her that killed her inside.  No proof, just what she looks like to me.


And scrunch face. Like someone pushed the top of her nose into her head, resulting in a tiny little nose-nub at the bottom. See also McClure, Doug.
 
2014-01-10 12:35:46 PM  
Both of them? Yes please...   Shakira's hip movement alone is enough to make want of, but if I could paint that oversized forehead of RiRi with some batter, it would certainly be a good day. I would also like to see if really does like the twisted S&M stuff...   but thats me.

If you could toss in Meth Girl I cold have the best weekend ever (if there is no stabbings, that is)
 
2014-01-10 12:44:04 PM  
Rihanna reminds me of Whitney Houston in that you can shine her up all you want but she will always be ghetto trash underneath.
 
2014-01-10 12:45:15 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: clkeagle: stuhayes2010: In the least sexy picture those two could ever take together.

I don't think there is a sexy picture they could take together. Anything that was ever attractive about Rihanna went straight out the window when she went crawling back to the guy who hospitalized her.

Shakira, on the other hand...

Is smokin' hot?


Goddamn, she's beautiful.
 
2014-01-10 12:52:53 PM  

theflatline: Infernalist: theflatline: Infernalist: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: clkeagle: stuhayes2010: In the least sexy picture those two could ever take together.

I don't think there is a sexy picture they could take together. Anything that was ever attractive about Rihanna went straight out the window when she went crawling back to the guy who hospitalized her.

Shakira, on the other hand...

Is smokin' hot?

[www.eonline.com image 300x300]

Yes?

I'm guessing you think women are make-upped all the time.

Nope, but a real test of a pretty woman is she is pretty without having to be all gussied up.

Pro-tip: if you think she's ugly in that photo, I have to assume you're a never-kissed virgin.

The definition of pretty changes once you start waking up next to a woman.

I did not say she was ugly, she looks like a normal girl.  Like anyone you would see in Colombia waiting for a bus.


Better than the average girl I see in Chicago waiting for a bus.
 
2014-01-10 12:54:18 PM  

Clutch2013: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: clkeagle: stuhayes2010: In the least sexy picture those two could ever take together.

I don't think there is a sexy picture they could take together. Anything that was ever attractive about Rihanna went straight out the window when she went crawling back to the guy who hospitalized her.

Shakira, on the other hand...

Is smokin' hot?

Goddamn, she's beautiful.


Damn right.
 
2014-01-10 12:55:23 PM  
Rihanna has a great body, nevermind the face, which is okay enough to be an attractive human being.  Shakira is still foxy as hell and super nice.  I imagine her taking the time to go down on her Caribbean friend, making sure all her special places are taken care of, before a little mutual action, maybe a scissoring or 69.  I can see it.
 
2014-01-10 12:57:02 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Rihanna has a great body, nevermind the face, which is okay enough to be an attractive human being.  Shakira is still foxy as hell and super nice.  I imagine her taking the time to go down on her Caribbean friend, making sure all her special places are taken care of, before a little mutual action, maybe a scissoring or 69.  I can see it.


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2014-01-10 12:59:22 PM  

sdkOyOte: Shakira's hip movement


ok
 
2014-01-10 01:19:32 PM  
I really need to start running tours to Colombia for you guys.
 
2014-01-10 01:20:34 PM  
Actual words Shakira said:
"The chemistry was so good and so real...She was a sweet teacher."


/Sploosh
 
2014-01-10 01:58:49 PM  

Infernalist: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: clkeagle: stuhayes2010: In the least sexy picture those two could ever take together.

I don't think there is a sexy picture they could take together. Anything that was ever attractive about Rihanna went straight out the window when she went crawling back to the guy who hospitalized her.

Shakira, on the other hand...

Is smokin' hot?

[www.eonline.com image 300x300]

Yes?

I'm guessing you think women are make-upped all the time.


Of course not and I'm not saying she's ugly.  I might even say she's kinda cute.  However, she isn't all that amazing.
 
2014-01-10 02:17:59 PM  
Rihanna is a horrible person and a horrible musician.  That is all.
 
2014-01-10 02:26:09 PM  
Rihanna cuddles up to Sharknado?
 
2014-01-10 02:27:23 PM  

idesofmarch: Rihanna is  musician

 
2014-01-10 02:36:51 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-01-10 02:36:54 PM  
 
2014-01-10 02:37:55 PM  

Flappyhead: theflatline: Infernalist: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: clkeagle: stuhayes2010: In the least sexy picture those two could ever take together.

I don't think there is a sexy picture they could take together. Anything that was ever attractive about Rihanna went straight out the window when she went crawling back to the guy who hospitalized her.

Shakira, on the other hand...

Is smokin' hot?

[www.eonline.com image 300x300]

Yes?

I'm guessing you think women are make-upped all the time.

Nope, but a real test of a pretty woman is she is pretty without having to be all gussied up.

You forgot to tell us all about your smoking hot wife.


...who lives up in Canada...you guys probably don't know her....
 
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