Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(24 Wrestling)   WOOOOO... Wooooo... WOOOOO... Woooooo... WOOOOO... ┌(O-O)┘ *flop*   (24wrestling.com ) divider line
    More: Obvious, Ric Flair, Mecklenburg County  
•       •       •

3522 clicks; posted to Sports » on 10 Jan 2014 at 11:40 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



65 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2014-01-10 12:23:13 AM  
Stylin and profilin...right to county lock up.
 
2014-01-10 11:19:04 AM  
He's the sneakin', hidin', squad car ridin', debts pilin', alimony dodgin', wife leavin'-ist, dead beatin'-ist son of a gun!
 
2014-01-10 11:51:12 AM  
Just threw down my jacket and laid an elbow drop on it, in tribute to that headline.  Nice job, subby.
 
2014-01-10 11:51:41 AM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

"I was there your honor.  I saw the whole thing go down.  It was HIM!"
 
2014-01-10 11:56:27 AM  

Rickenbacker: Just threw down my jacket and laid an elbow drop on it, in tribute to that headline.  Nice job, subby.


To quote Damien Sandow:  "You're Welcome!"  :D
 
2014-01-10 11:58:53 AM  
Will the court except a genuine Rolox as payment?
 
2014-01-10 11:59:18 AM  
Alimony payments are forever and so are the four horsemen! WOOOOOOO!
 
2014-01-10 12:02:28 PM  
 
2014-01-10 12:06:51 PM  
Sigh. Listen to him on the Austin podcast.  It is really sad.
 
2014-01-10 12:08:36 PM  
How could he have money problems? He once told us his shoes cost more than our house....
 
2014-01-10 12:12:45 PM  
Well with as many ex-wives as he has, it's kinda hard to keep track of who's gotten a payment.
 
2014-01-10 12:14:21 PM  

snake_beater: First thing I thought of after reading the headline.

/wooooooooooooooooooo


Oh I can beat that.
 
2014-01-10 12:14:24 PM  
To be the man, you gotta catch the man!
 
2014-01-10 12:14:44 PM  
Reading Subby's headline, this guy immediately came to mind:

upload.wikimedia.org

If murder were a misdemeanor, he would have so much lead in him he could be used as one of the anchors on the Titanic.  Even some of the bars in Wrigleyville find this guy to be obnoxious.

"CUBS, WOO!"
*BLAM*
"CUBS, WOO!"
*BLAM*
"CUBS, WOO!"
*BLAM*
"CUBS, WOO!"
*BLAM*BLAM*BLAM*BLAM*  "Why don't you F*CKING DIE!!!"
 
2014-01-10 12:16:21 PM  

Rann Xerox: Reading Subby's headline, this guy immediately came to mind:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 272x600]

If murder were a misdemeanor, he would have so much lead in him he could be used as one of the anchors on the Titanic.  Even some of the bars in Wrigleyville find this guy to be obnoxious.

"CUBS, WOO!"
*BLAM*
"CUBS, WOO!"
*BLAM*
"CUBS, WOO!"
*BLAM*
"CUBS, WOO!"
*BLAM*BLAM*BLAM*BLAM*  "Why don't you F*CKING DIE!!!"


I can't stand that motherfarker
 
2014-01-10 12:24:16 PM  

Gunny Highway: Sigh. Listen to him on the Austin podcast.  It is really sad.


I love him and all but sometimes I wish he just faded away after Mania XXIV. He had the best retirement in the history of the business and since then it's just been one sad thing after another.
 
2014-01-10 12:30:32 PM  

suicide: Gunny Highway: Sigh. Listen to him on the Austin podcast.  It is really sad.

I love him and all but sometimes I wish he just faded away after Mania XXIV. He had the best retirement in the history of the business and since then it's just been one sad thing after another.


I can think of a few (hhh) guys (hhh) That I would like to (hhh) see off (hhh)   the current (hhh) programming (hhh) !!

/Brock Lesnar
 
2014-01-10 12:31:51 PM  
WOOOOOOOOOOO! Nice headline.
 
2014-01-10 12:32:35 PM  
Arrest warrant? Why? All you need to do to find his is to check the Niners' locker room.
 
2014-01-10 12:33:36 PM  

Hospitaller: suicide: Gunny Highway: Sigh. Listen to him on the Austin podcast.  It is really sad.

I love him and all but sometimes I wish he just faded away after Mania XXIV. He had the best retirement in the history of the business and since then it's just been one sad thing after another.

I can think of a few (hhh) guys (hhh) That I would like to (hhh) see off (hhh)   the current (hhh) programming (hhh) !!

/Brock Lesnar


How many times as HHH had a retirement match, only to unretire suspiciously after the crowd didn't give him the send off he wanted
 
2014-01-10 12:36:27 PM  

Hospitaller: /Brock Lesnar


Brock is still good in my book.

Hospitaller: I can think of a few (hhh) guys (hhh) That I would like to (hhh) see off (hhh) the current (hhh) programming (hhh) !!


Dont mind HHH as the authority figure character.  Steph has to go.

Also, it is time to bury the burial jokes.  All of them have been made and none of them are good.
 
2014-01-10 12:41:41 PM  
Gunny Highway:

Also, it is time to bury the burial jokes.  All of them have been made and none of them are good.

No.
 
2014-01-10 12:43:41 PM  

Flappyhead: Gunny Highway:

Also, it is time to bury the burial jokes.  All of them have been made and none of them are good.

No.


Enjoy 10 years ago.
 
2014-01-10 12:44:22 PM  
I wonder if this will shut up some of the Carolina fans threatening to kill him or taking a check from the 49ers. Them Xs needs to get paid.
 
2014-01-10 12:47:08 PM  
On a sad note,  Mae Young is now forever young.  At least according to some reports I have seen.

/RIP
 
2014-01-10 12:48:10 PM  

BATMANATEE: Will the court except a genuine Rolox as payment?


They won't, and I doubt very much they will accept one, either.
 
2014-01-10 12:49:08 PM  
 
2014-01-10 12:49:47 PM  

Hospitaller: On a sad note,  Mae Young is now forever young.  At least according to some reports I have seen.

/RIP


No, that was talked about in another wrestling thread the other day.  She no-sold the Undertaker.
 
2014-01-10 12:52:45 PM  

Hospitaller: On a sad note,  Mae Young is now forever young.  At least according to some reports I have seen.

/RIP


Naw, she's busy re-creating this scene: http://youtu.be/grbSQ6O6kbs?t=54s
 
2014-01-10 12:53:13 PM  

BATMANATEE: Will the court except a genuine Rolox as payment?


Beat me too it XD
 
2014-01-10 12:54:29 PM  

buckeyebrain: She no-sold the Undertaker.


That would make a good headline.
 
2014-01-10 12:58:48 PM  

buckeyebrain: Hospitaller: On a sad note,  Mae Young is now forever young.  At least according to some reports I have seen.

/RIP

No, that was talked about in another wrestling thread the other day.  She no-sold the Undertaker.


BAH GAWD!!! SHE KICKED OUT OF THE TOMBSTONE!!!!
 
2014-01-10 01:00:14 PM  

Deadguy2322: BATMANATEE: Will the court except a genuine Rolox as payment?

They won't, and I doubt very much they will accept one, either.


Damnit! I wish I had an excuse for that.
 
2014-01-10 01:07:54 PM  

hundreddollarman: WOOOOOOOOOOO! Nice headline.


*takes a bow*
 
2014-01-10 01:44:44 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: snake_beater: First thing I thought of after reading the headline.

/wooooooooooooooooooo

Oh I can beat that.


I was thinking this guy


yunno.com
 
2014-01-10 01:46:38 PM  
Since no one's gone there yet... ahem... *clears throat*.

Why, pray tell, is such a "story" filed under "Sports" when, indeed, it is clear to all that so-called "professional wrestling" is nothing more than a soap opera for rednecks and not, in fact, in any way a "sport"?
 
2014-01-10 01:48:57 PM  

EnormousGreenRageMonster: Since no one's gone there yet... ahem... *clears throat*.

Why, pray tell, is such a "story" filed under "Sports" when, indeed, it is clear to all that so-called "professional wrestling" is nothing more than a soap opera for rednecks and not, in fact, in any way a "sport"?


Because fark you, that's why.
 
2014-01-10 01:53:46 PM  

buckeyebrain: EnormousGreenRageMonster: Since no one's gone there yet... ahem... *clears throat*.

Why, pray tell, is such a "story" filed under "Sports" when, indeed, it is clear to all that so-called "professional wrestling" is nothing more than a soap opera for rednecks and not, in fact, in any way a "sport"?

Because fark you, that's why.


lulz.  that's two items on our weekly checklist, and this isn't even an official thread.

Nicely done, you two.  :D
 
2014-01-10 02:01:21 PM  

under a mountain: Jim from Saint Paul: snake_beater: First thing I thought of after reading the headline.

/wooooooooooooooooooo

Oh I can beat that.

I was thinking this guy


[yunno.com image 200x150]


Link

And my favorite: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyNBtOgMDBk
 
2014-01-10 02:01:23 PM  

buckeyebrain: EnormousGreenRageMonster: Since no one's gone there yet... ahem... *clears throat*.

Why, pray tell, is such a "story" filed under "Sports" when, indeed, it is clear to all that so-called "professional wrestling" is nothing more than a soap opera for rednecks and not, in fact, in any way a "sport"?

Because fark you, that's why.


Well reasoned, concise... I'll allow it. Carry on!
 
2014-01-10 02:17:45 PM  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otkg5NqjcZY">https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=otkg5NqjcZY
 
2014-01-10 02:26:28 PM  

BATMANATEE: I wonder if this will shut up some of the Carolina fans threatening to kill him or taking a check from the 49ers. Them Xs needs to get paid.


No.

buckeyebrain: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/ric-flair-receives- d eath-threats-from-hometown-panthers-fans-after-firing-up-49ers-2234497 01.html


I promise none of those were me.
 
2014-01-10 03:09:38 PM  
crasstalk.com

WOOOO

wooo....

That's just the air escaping from the folds of his fat!
 
2014-01-10 03:19:54 PM  

EnormousGreenRageMonster: Why, pray tell, is such a "story" filed under "Sports" when, indeed, it is clear to all that so-called "professional wrestling" is nothing more than a soap opera for rednecks and not, in fact, in any way a "sport"?


Let me ask you a question. Why would a man whose shirt says "Genius at Work" spend all of his time watching a children's cartoon show?
 
2014-01-10 03:31:46 PM  
I met him once at a hotel in Buffalo, he was astonishingly nice and eager to talk about whatever.
 
2014-01-10 03:54:20 PM  

Gunny Highway: Flappyhead: Gunny Highway:

Also, it is time to bury the burial jokes.  All of them have been made and none of them are good.

No.

Enjoy 10 years ago.


Gunny Highway is burying burial jokes like HHH buried the careers of any wrestlers who weren't HHH

/it's back baby!
 
2014-01-10 04:00:53 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-10 04:02:31 PM  
I wish he had buried more people. That way we wouldn't have to act like this Batista return was a big deal.
 
2014-01-10 04:05:47 PM  
ARREST ME! I'M ALREADY ARRESTED! ARREST ME! I'M ALREADY ARRESTED! ABUSE OF POWER!

WOOOOOOOOO!
 
2014-01-10 04:21:38 PM  
Drank with Flair about 20 years ago after he did a local match and just happened to show up at the bar my friends an I were at.  He vacillated between being laid back to being "on."  He was great with the patrons and bought a few rounds before hitting the road.

/sadly Jeff Jarrett was there too.  Him?  Not so good with the fans
 
Displayed 50 of 65 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter






In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report