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(Boston.com)   School lunch lady, busted for having sex with her friend's teenage son, raises the question: how come no lunch ladies looked like that when I was in school?   (boston.com) divider line 20
    More: Dumbass, Weymouth, statutory rape, middle schools  
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2014-01-09 11:17:06 PM
5 votes:
She just never was the same after Sloppy Joe got through with her
2014-01-09 11:25:05 PM
4 votes:
He gave her his pudding after she ate his meat?
2014-01-10 01:32:26 PM
3 votes:
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2014-01-10 08:10:17 AM
3 votes:
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2014-01-10 05:08:38 AM
3 votes:
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2014-01-09 11:32:35 PM
3 votes:
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MORE TESTICLES MEAN MORE IRON
2014-01-10 04:54:12 AM
2 votes:
thekitchenprescription.com

CSB I suffered years of impotency and pent up 'frustration' throughout all my years in junior high. Once in high school, I met Brenda the lunch lady. It was only Brenda's strong hands that were finally able to 'unclog my plumbing' (thanks to an ancient Chinese secret technique she had learned while cooking in the trenches of Viet Nam mess halls). She used to call this maneuver, the 'Spoon Poon Crab Rangoon'.  It seemed a little strange at the time, but she would cup my junk with a large slotted cafeteria serving spoon, pinch both claws from a live blue crab onto my nipples, slide several old, grey-colored wieners up my butt and then with her huge ham-shaped fists -- punch me on top of my head as hard as she could.

I know what you're thinking, I'll admit it sounded a little farfetched even to me back then.... but let's just say the proof is in the pudding. Not only was it 100% effective every single time, but it was also very tender and loving. She was so sweet. She even crafted a pine-scented air-freshener for my 1981 Chyrsler LeBaron.
2014-01-10 12:34:17 AM
2 votes:
I'd let her serve me a hot taco, if you know what I mean, and I think that you do.
2014-01-10 10:29:52 AM
1 votes:
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gis for hot lunchlady
2014-01-10 09:36:39 AM
1 votes:

OregonVet: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]
Kinda rough 32, but fist, angry god, et al.


People sitting in jail my not look their best. News at 11
2014-01-10 08:25:11 AM
1 votes:
I wonder what the bond would be for a 32 year old man who did that?

Probably about $5k, just like it was for this lady.
2014-01-10 07:16:23 AM
1 votes:

SDRR: OhioUGrad: When I was in HS I was just fine with banging HS chicks, didn't care about older women.

/still never dated anyone older than me

Yea, I always chuckle at the dorks who think some old hag whose had more dicks in her than a porcupine has spines is some great prize when the options were that or nice young/fresh party girl or cheerleader, pre-mileage.

Not to mention how many of these old skanks have STDs they're passing on to these kids.


You're lunch lady wouldn't sleep with you, would she.
2014-01-10 07:12:37 AM
1 votes:
If my son ever ruined a chance to hit that by shooting off his mouth and getting her arrested, I would disown him.
2014-01-10 07:10:35 AM
1 votes:

divx88: Yes, a 15 year old "victim"


I'm sure he will spend a lot of time in the bathroom reliving this nightmare.
2014-01-10 05:48:25 AM
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

/oblig

This time for damn sure.

Can't really call it a rape if it was "oh hell yes I would too."
2014-01-10 04:51:40 AM
1 votes:
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I don't think a 15 year old boy can be a victim in this case.  I think the word they were looking for was "lucky".
2014-01-10 04:28:57 AM
1 votes:
Not everyone is fine down there in lunchlady land.
2014-01-10 03:32:29 AM
1 votes:
Weymouth, huh. *Obligatory oral sex joke*
2014-01-10 02:27:09 AM
1 votes:
doubleplusgood headline says "raises the question". doubleplusgood headline has always said "raises the question".
2014-01-09 11:33:06 PM
1 votes:
She's pretty, case dismissed.

/no, really
 
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