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(Boston.com)   School lunch lady, busted for having sex with her friend's teenage son, raises the question: how come no lunch ladies looked like that when I was in school?   (boston.com) divider line 25
    More: Dumbass, Weymouth, statutory rape, middle schools  
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2014-01-10 07:12:37 AM  
4 votes:
If my son ever ruined a chance to hit that by shooting off his mouth and getting her arrested, I would disown him.
2014-01-10 04:51:40 AM  
4 votes:
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I don't think a 15 year old boy can be a victim in this case.  I think the word they were looking for was "lucky".
2014-01-09 11:33:06 PM  
4 votes:
She's pretty, case dismissed.

/no, really
2014-01-10 12:38:03 AM  
3 votes:
No word on the alleged victim's age or even if they're a student at the school. That's some fine reporter work there, Lou.
2014-01-10 11:26:36 AM  
2 votes:

CleanAndPure: I in no way approve of adults in supervisory or role model positions screwing teens... but it isn't rape.


HEre's the problem:  Sex without consent is, by definition, rape.  That consent needs to be informed and the person consenting needs to be capapble of understanding the consequences of the consent.  At what age do you think a person is able to intelligently consent to sex with an authority figure?  I would suggest that it isn't 15.

I don't think we should be branding every 18-year-old who bangs a 15-year old as a sex offender, for sure.  Heck my first GF was 18 and I was just under 16.  That said, when you add the position of authority (and a lot more than 18 years old), I think there's a manipulation that occurs.  Intentional or not, I don't subscribe to the idea that the 15-year-old was able to make an informed, rational decision.  If screwing someone whose judgement is impaired by alcohol can be considered rape, why can't it be the same for someone whose judgement is impaired by youth and immaturity?

Maybe a case by case basis is sometimes justified, but laws need to be clear and explicit, not vague and wishy-washy - for the sake of BOTH parties.
2014-01-10 10:11:14 AM  
2 votes:

DrBrownCow: Descartes: I don't think a 15 year old boy can be a victim in this case. I think the word they were looking for was "lucky".

Did it ever occur to you that the "enthusiasm" shown by some 15 year old boy for hooking up with an attractive older woman is exactly the reason why it is a problem, particularly when it is an adult in a position of authority?  These women could be, and probably are, complete nutcases.  Such women obviously do not have the best interests of the boys in mind.  That "hot teacher" could have an STD.  She could be careless about birth control and he  ends up becoming a dad, or perhaps tell lies about being on birth control because she is intentionally trying to get pregnant.  Perhaps she wants to have a kid, the maternal clock is ticking, and she's hoping the boy won't be involved.  Or it is a plan to pass the baby off as the offspring of an impotent husband.  Perhaps some of these boys are really not 100% enthusiastic all of the time, but get threatened with bad grades or rumors around the school about their "manhood" and sexuality.    Golly, every boy should feel so lucky!


Whereas hot and willing 15 year old girls are 100% STD-free, using birth control correctly every time, never emotionally abusive, and always have the boys' long term best interest in mind.
2014-01-10 07:24:13 AM  
2 votes:
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Kinda rough 32, but fist, angry god, et al.
2014-01-10 06:02:18 AM  
2 votes:

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I don't think a 15 year old boy can be a victim in this case.  I think the word they were looking for was "lucky".


He's a victim. He's peaked at 15. He'll never have it so good again. Food won't taste as good. The air won't be as fresh, the sun not as bright.  He'll spend the rest of his days wandering the earth like a ghost in limbo.  Every morning he'll spend an extra 5 minutes in bed until one day he'll just decide it's not even worth getting out of it. He's a victim of life.
2014-01-10 04:22:38 AM  
2 votes:
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2014-01-09 11:17:06 PM  
2 votes:
She just never was the same after Sloppy Joe got through with her
2014-01-10 12:50:18 PM  
1 votes:

Lapdance: Rough? C'mon, admit it, most of the gals you know look a whole lot better once they do their hair & put their war paint on. 1/2 the time they look like anyone else in your local Wal-Mart. Us guys have it a lot easier, pretty much what you see is what you get unless you wear a suit then you might look like you have Money. That's about all we can do to improve our appearance.


It's funny.  A nice suit spreads some women's legs like soft butter on warm toast.  It's kind of offputting, actually. I am not an attractive man, but when I go out in one of my $500 suits I get flirted with, occasionally pretty savagely.  When I see the same people while wearing tattered jeans and a waffle knit shirt and they literally don't even look at me.
2014-01-10 11:22:16 AM  
1 votes:
I remember being in 9th grade during the 70's and we got a fresh out of college Physics teacher who could have passed for a HS student.  She started off professional and then got slacker as the year progressed.   During the last week of school we were sitting in her class and somehow the conversation turned to beer and losing ones inhibitions when she suddenly exclaimed "I'm horny!  But I KNOW when to set limits!"

You could have heard a pin drop.

Too bad the school year ended.
2014-01-10 11:19:30 AM  
1 votes:

Stoj: As a former 15 year old who's first real girlfriend was older & had her own place AND showed me every wonderful trick in the book, yeah there is a chance this kid goes through life with a "meh" view on sex unless he finds something better down the road.

Unless the crazy hot lady was terrible, which I'm gonna guess is close to impossible. :)

Then again maybe the few encounters he had with this broad aren't enough to jade him.

For many years, for me, it was kind of like going from having premium cable to basic. Sure it was still better than no cable at all, but I was missing several of my favorite shows.


Similar situation for me. Despite the whole Mrs. Robinson/Summer of '42 romanticism and titillation *snicker* most guys might have, it gave me a distorted view of sex and relationships. I thought I was more mature than I really was and expected more from the girls my own age than they were ready to do. This led to me having a bad reputation as a pervert and sex fiend that I pretty much deserved. It took many years for me to realize that my "Mrs. Robinson" had warped me and I had to grow up.

All of the "wink, wink, nudge, nudge" talk that most men put on these "relationships" distracts from the fact that
1. she is committing statutory rape and
2. she takes a kid with some kind of emotional need for acceptance and screwing him up.

Substitute "priest" or "boy scout leader" for "lunch lady" or "hot female teacher" and you wouldn't be laughing so much. You'd already have the torches and pitchforks ready and be sharpening the knives to teach that sick adult man a lesson.
2014-01-10 09:46:37 AM  
1 votes:

DrBrownCow: Descartes: I don't think a 15 year old boy can be a victim in this case. I think the word they were looking for was "lucky".

Did it ever occur to you that the "enthusiasm" shown by some 15 year old boy for hooking up with an attractive older woman is exactly the reason why it is a problem, particularly when it is an adult in a position of authority?  These women could be, and probably are, complete nutcases.  Such women obviously do not have the best interests of the boys in mind.  That "hot teacher" could have an STD.  She could be careless about birth control and he  ends up becoming a dad, or perhaps tell lies about being on birth control because she is intentionally trying to get pregnant.  Perhaps she wants to have a kid, the maternal clock is ticking, and she's hoping the boy won't be involved.  Or it is a plan to pass the baby off as the offspring of an impotent husband.  Perhaps some of these boys are really not 100% enthusiastic all of the time, but get threatened with bad grades or rumors around the school about their "manhood" and sexuality.    Golly, every boy should feel so lucky!


Youre onto something. My lunch lady in school gave me a D- in lunch for not having sex with her.
2014-01-10 09:37:36 AM  
1 votes:

Descartes: I don't think a 15 year old boy can be a victim in this case. I think the word they were looking for was "lucky".


Did it ever occur to you that the "enthusiasm" shown by some 15 year old boy for hooking up with an attractive older woman is exactly the reason why it is a problem, particularly when it is an adult in a position of authority?  These women could be, and probably are, complete nutcases.  Such women obviously do not have the best interests of the boys in mind.  That "hot teacher" could have an STD.  She could be careless about birth control and he  ends up becoming a dad, or perhaps tell lies about being on birth control because she is intentionally trying to get pregnant.  Perhaps she wants to have a kid, the maternal clock is ticking, and she's hoping the boy won't be involved.  Or it is a plan to pass the baby off as the offspring of an impotent husband.  Perhaps some of these boys are really not 100% enthusiastic all of the time, but get threatened with bad grades or rumors around the school about their "manhood" and sexuality.    Golly, every boy should feel so lucky!
2014-01-10 08:53:07 AM  
1 votes:
Article says 32, news piece says 36.
Slightly confused.

Also, she's not bad for no makeup and in probably the worst position of her life.

(in b4 horrible "positions" puns)
2014-01-10 08:25:11 AM  
1 votes:
I wonder what the bond would be for a 32 year old man who did that?

Probably about $5k, just like it was for this lady.
2014-01-10 06:44:18 AM  
1 votes:

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I don't think a 15 year old boy can be a victim in this case.  I think the word they were looking for was "lucky".

He's a victim. He's peaked at 15. He'll never have it so good again. Food won't taste as good. The air won't be as fresh, the sun not as bright.  He'll spend the rest of his days wandering the earth like a ghost in limbo.  Every morning he'll spend an extra 5 minutes in bed until one day he'll just decide it's not even worth getting out of it. He's a victim of life.

Pretty sure that's not true.  Mainly because you've described me perfectly, and yet I've never slept with a smoking hot 32 year old lunchlady.  The boy has hope.


Yeah, hope that when he's a 51 year old, he can sleep with a smoking hot 32 year old lunchlady!
2014-01-10 06:11:02 AM  
1 votes:
I still don't get what's so attractive about a boy like that to a fully formed adult woman like her that she'd risk public humiliation and losing her (and maybe marriage and kids in some cases).

/jealous middle aged man
2014-01-10 05:48:25 AM  
1 votes:
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/oblig

This time for damn sure.

Can't really call it a rape if it was "oh hell yes I would too."
2014-01-10 04:22:35 AM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: No word on the alleged victim's age or even if they're a student at the school. That's some fine reporter work there, Lou.


More like fine admin work - approving a link to a site that won't display the whole article.
2014-01-10 04:20:40 AM  
1 votes:
Is there a SS of the lunch lady? Opened the page and the video started with an ad so I closed the tab.
2014-01-10 12:34:17 AM  
1 votes:
I'd let her serve me a hot taco, if you know what I mean, and I think that you do.
2014-01-09 11:32:35 PM  
1 votes:
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MORE TESTICLES MEAN MORE IRON
2014-01-09 11:25:05 PM  
1 votes:
He gave her his pudding after she ate his meat?
 
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