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(Boston.com)   School lunch lady, busted for having sex with her friend's teenage son, raises the question: how come no lunch ladies looked like that when I was in school?   (boston.com) divider line 124
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2014-01-10 12:18:34 PM

MechaPyx: brimed03: OregonVet: Kinda rough 32, but fist, angry god, et al.

Came here to say... she's a haggard 32. No thanks.

/really. no thanks.

When booked for your mugshot, look as good you will not.


Was going to say the same thing in the same condescending yoda voice.
 
2014-01-10 12:21:13 PM

lc6529: I remember being in 9th grade during the 70's and we got a fresh out of college Physics teacher who could have passed for a HS student.  She started off professional and then got slacker as the year progressed.   During the last week of school we were sitting in her class and somehow the conversation turned to beer and losing ones inhibitions when she suddenly exclaimed "I'm horny!  But I KNOW when to set limits!"

You could have heard a pin drop.

Too bad the school year ended.


You failed bro.
 
2014-01-10 12:25:40 PM

Big Ramifications: log_jammin: doubleplusgood headline says "raises the question". doubleplusgood headline has always said "raises the question".
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No. It BEGS the question, numbnuts. Don't you know English?

If she begged for cock then it begs the question.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Elements_of_Style


You just Rotsky'ed yourself.
 
2014-01-10 12:27:16 PM

Saborlas: Big Ramifications: log_jammin: doubleplusgood headline says "raises the question". doubleplusgood headline has always said "raises the question".
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No. It BEGS the question, numbnuts. Don't you know English?

If she begged for cock then it begs the question.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Elements_of_Style

You just Rotsky'ed yourself.


And I just used the wrong link.
 
2014-01-10 12:28:02 PM

OhioUGrad: SDRR: OhioUGrad: When I was in HS I was just fine with banging HS chicks, didn't care about older women.

/still never dated anyone older than me

Yea, I always chuckle at the dorks who think some old hag whose had more dicks in her than a porcupine has spines is some great prize when the options were that or nice young/fresh party girl or cheerleader, pre-mileage.

Not to mention how many of these old skanks have STDs they're passing on to these kids.

I guess there is no accounting for taste, I suppose some of the people who think the older women were a better option were probably viewed negatively by their peers (nerds, losers, etc..) or viewed the older woman as an easier goal than someone younger who wasn't a slut


Either bad taste or mommy issues.
 
2014-01-10 12:37:15 PM

E5bie: Whereas hot and willing 15 year old girls are 100% STD-free, using birth control correctly every time, never emotionally abusive, and always have the boys' long term best interest in mind.


Of course not.  But, they would both be 15 and more or less on the same playing field compared to a 15 year old and a 30+ year old.   We do and should expect more from adults, and adults in a position of influence have to accept that issues of coercion and consent are going to be in question.
 
2014-01-10 12:39:56 PM
Hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders, navy beans, navy beans, navy beans, hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders, navy beans, navy beans...

/meatloaf sandwich
 
2014-01-10 12:42:12 PM

SuperNinjaToad: EbolaNYC: Rough 32, but she's a lunch lady so I'm thinking she's made a lot of bad choices in life... Other than this one.

common.. while I understand working as a lunch lady is not what parents aspire their child to become pls don't make it sound like it's the most humiliating and dishonorable job in the world.


I never said it was.

You keep white knighting lunch ladies like they're gonna have sex with you...  bleh.. gross.
 
2014-01-10 12:45:52 PM

Lady J: argylez: She's clearly hot enough to not have to wade in the kiddie pool.  I understand low-self esteem, but still- come on people...are you really that desperate?
what did the kid look like? I used to get the same train to work as an OUTRAGEOUSLY good looking teenage boy. he wore school uniform so im guessing 16 tops.
i didnt go there because im engaged. i mean... i didnt go there because it would have been inappropriate
what im saying is... I can see how it might happen


Nope. I spent months lusting after a guy half my age just recently, and despite the fact that he was clearly an adult (25) and would have had no problems banging me, I never touched him. Not even when he was blind drunk and we hung out for hours and hours in the middle of the night. I respected him, which might sound ridiculous but it was true. (It was complicated, OK.) Our dysfunctions were a perfect match, but I knew I could never really have him, so why go there? He broke my heart anyway without the sex.

Of course both of us might go back to the same jobs we had last summer and start the whole thing over again. I'm trying to convince myself that I'm over it. And I am. Unless I see him again.

And that's as close as I've ever come to doing something like that, and I used to be both a school lunchlady and a substitute teacher. Also an overaged college student. I just don't go there. It seems like a good way to make you feel very old.

wambu: FULL EXPLANATION OF BEHAVIOR
Approaching 40 with fading beauty, history of substance abuse and depression, four kids, works as lunch lady.


Hey hey HEY.

I only have one kid.
 
2014-01-10 12:45:58 PM

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I don't think a 15 year old boy can be a victim in this case.  I think the word they were looking for was "lucky".


Ummmmm...damn.  This; subby asked the first question I had in mind; my second would be "Did he brag or did a third-party find out?"
 
2014-01-10 12:50:18 PM

Lapdance: Rough? C'mon, admit it, most of the gals you know look a whole lot better once they do their hair & put their war paint on. 1/2 the time they look like anyone else in your local Wal-Mart. Us guys have it a lot easier, pretty much what you see is what you get unless you wear a suit then you might look like you have Money. That's about all we can do to improve our appearance.


It's funny.  A nice suit spreads some women's legs like soft butter on warm toast.  It's kind of offputting, actually. I am not an attractive man, but when I go out in one of my $500 suits I get flirted with, occasionally pretty savagely.  When I see the same people while wearing tattered jeans and a waffle knit shirt and they literally don't even look at me.
 
2014-01-10 01:31:45 PM

cryinoutloud: And that's as close as I've ever come to doing something like that, and I used to be both a school lunchlady and a substitute teacher. Also an overaged college student. I just don't go there. It seems like a good way to make you feel very old.


Hey. Just because you're a 50-yo woman doesn't mean you have to feel guilty about having the hots for a 25-yo guy or acting on those feelings. Unless he's you best friend's son, live your life how you want.

dustygrimp:
It's funny.  A nice suit spreads some women's legs like soft butter on warm toast.

It's advertising the size of your wallet. Some women go for the big wallets.
 
2014-01-10 01:32:26 PM
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2014-01-10 01:56:30 PM

cryinoutloud: Lady J: argylez: She's clearly hot enough to not have to wade in the kiddie pool.  I understand low-self esteem, but still- come on people...are you really that desperate?
what did the kid look like? I used to get the same train to work as an OUTRAGEOUSLY good looking teenage boy. he wore school uniform so im guessing 16 tops.
i didnt go there because im engaged. i mean... i didnt go there because it would have been inappropriate
what im saying is... I can see how it might happen

Nope. I spent months lusting after a guy half my age just recently, and despite the fact that he was clearly an adult (25) and would have had no problems banging me, I never touched him. Not even when he was blind drunk and we hung out for hours and hours in the middle of the night. I respected him, which might sound ridiculous but it was true. (It was complicated, OK.) Our dysfunctions were a perfect match, but I knew I could never really have him, so why go there? He broke my heart anyway without the sex.

Of course both of us might go back to the same jobs we had last summer and start the whole thing over again. I'm trying to convince myself that I'm over it. And I am. Unless I see him again.

And that's as close as I've ever come to doing something like that, and I used to be both a school lunchlady and a substitute teacher. Also an overaged college student. I just don't go there. It seems like a good way to make you feel very old.



life is short
 
2014-01-10 02:02:03 PM
 
2014-01-10 02:02:44 PM
Lady J:

life is short

But the years are long.
 
2014-01-10 02:18:32 PM
Even if she was a hog (which she is so clearly not!) the kid was lucky.

In most of these cases it isn't the kid complaining or feeling victimized that gets the adult in trouble, it is the kid bragging to his friends that gets them caught.

The first rule of banging hot lunch ladies is don't talk about banging hot lunch ladies.
 
2014-01-10 02:29:45 PM

wambu: Hey. Just because you're a 50-yo woman doesn't mean you have to feel guilty about having the hots for a 25-yo guy or acting on those feelings. Unless he's you best friend's son, live your life how you want.


Lady J: life is short


it wasn't really about me being all honorable. It was that I loved him and I didn't want to get hurt any worse than I already knew I would be. Also he had severe mommy issues (his mother used to beat him senseless, was completely psychotic, and he hadn't laid eyes on her since he was 16 and left home. He used to say that he'd kill her if she tried to mess with him again). I didn't want to complicate that trainwreck any further, since I was acting kind of like a mom to him.

If I see him again, I might have a different take on it. He ran away once, but if he comes back....then he decided to come back to me. Different circumstances.
 
2014-01-10 02:55:38 PM

cryinoutloud: wambu: Hey. Just because you're a 50-yo woman doesn't mean you have to feel guilty about having the hots for a 25-yo guy or acting on those feelings. Unless he's you best friend's son, live your life how you want.

Lady J: life is short

it wasn't really about me being all honorable. It was that I loved him and I didn't want to get hurt any worse than I already knew I would be. Also he had severe mommy issues (his mother used to beat him senseless, was completely psychotic, and he hadn't laid eyes on her since he was 16 and left home. He used to say that he'd kill her if she tried to mess with him again). I didn't want to complicate that trainwreck any further, since I was acting kind of like a mom to him.

If I see him again, I might have a different take on it. He ran away once, but if he comes back....then he decided to come back to me. Different circumstances.


Ok, so there was some bad.

But it would make for a terrific TFD thread.
 
2014-01-10 04:57:57 PM

Saborlas: Saborlas: Big Ramifications: log_jammin: doubleplusgood headline says "raises the question". doubleplusgood headline has always said "raises the question".
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No. It BEGS the question, numbnuts. Don't you know English?

If she begged for cock then it begs the question.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Elements_of_Style

You just Rotsky'ed yourself.

And I just used the wrong link.


You just insisted upon yourself.
 
2014-01-10 05:04:56 PM
Nice to see our society is still holding on to the religiously inspired fallacy that sex is somehow harmful.
 
2014-01-10 10:16:38 PM

Saborlas: Saborlas: Big Ramifications: log_jammin: doubleplusgood headline says "raises the question". doubleplusgood headline has always said "raises the question".
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No. It BEGS the question, numbnuts. Don't you know English?

If she begged for cock then it begs the question.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Elements_of_Style

You just Rotsky'ed yourself.

And I just used the wrong link.


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Cheers! But I'm all good with the "begs the question" rule. I thought ya mighta worked out I WAS FARKING JOKING???

"Begging for cock = begging the question." That was my supar awesome clue that I wasn't being serious.

ps: When in doubt, use "raises the question." That's a good catch-all, even tho the rule for "begs the question" ain't that difficult.

pps: I still can't work out irony! My fave English teacher at school taught us that irony is, for example in a movie, picking up on a subtle fact that has been revealed, and ALSO knowing that a percentage of the audience haven't picked up on it.

But now I think he might have been only describing "dramatic irony" and that there are other forms of irony.

And yes, even some respectable English usage sites are starting to allow the Alanis Morrisette version into the irony clan. The morons have won.
 
2014-01-10 10:23:27 PM

DrBrownCow: We do and should expect more from adults, and adults in a position of influence have to accept that issues of coercion and consent are going to be in question


You keep saying that, but what I see here is a lunch lady and there are a couple of problems with your assertion:

1. That she's of sufficient wit to figure this out. She's a lunch lady. I'll repeat that for you: she's a lunch lady. I mean, they do good things, but rocket scientists they are not. Despite desires to the contrary, age does not convey intelligence.

2. She's a lunch lady. There's a theme here. Lunch lady != position of influence. Yeah, she might have some influence over having some fries or having the lasagne, but I don't think her opinion on this is going to have a long term impact on the future of the student. Call me crazy, but if I have to think he'd probably survive being served brussel sprouts if she decided to be vengeful over being turned down.

Now, on the possibility of being turned down? Nada. Despite your thinking here, there are very few heterosexual teenage boys that have achieved puberty that aren't looking to find out if there's more to life than a Playboy magazine and jar of moisturizer. If they aren't, they haven't hit puberty. There's no coercion here, you know it and I know it. She flashed boobs, he had his pants off in seconds, and I doubt either felt guilty about it.
 
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