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(Boston.com)   School lunch lady, busted for having sex with her friend's teenage son, raises the question: how come no lunch ladies looked like that when I was in school?   (boston.com) divider line 124
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2014-01-10 07:58:10 AM  

MechaPyx: I don't think it's desperation so much as poor impulse control.


Maybe.  More research is needed!
 
2014-01-10 07:58:43 AM  

SDRR: OhioUGrad: When I was in HS I was just fine with banging HS chicks, didn't care about older women.

/still never dated anyone older than me

Yea, I always chuckle at the dorks who think some old hag whose had more dicks in her than a porcupine has spines is some great prize when the options were that or nice young/fresh party girl or cheerleader, pre-mileage.

Not to mention how many of these old skanks have STDs they're passing on to these kids.


I guess there is no accounting for taste, I suppose some of the people who think the older women were a better option were probably viewed negatively by their peers (nerds, losers, etc..) or viewed the older woman as an easier goal than someone younger who wasn't a slut
 
2014-01-10 08:07:35 AM  

OregonVet: Kinda rough 32, but fist, angry god, et al.


Came here to say... she's a haggard 32. No thanks.

/really. no thanks.
 
2014-01-10 08:10:17 AM  
img.fark.net
www.troll.me
 
2014-01-10 08:16:21 AM  

brimed03: OregonVet: Kinda rough 32, but fist, angry god, et al.

Came here to say... she's a haggard 32. No thanks.

/really. no thanks.


When booked for your mugshot, look as good you will not.
 
2014-01-10 08:19:34 AM  

C18H27NO3: Is there a SS of the lunch lady? Opened the page and the video started with an ad so I closed the tab.


ADBLOCK Plus is your friend.
 
2014-01-10 08:25:11 AM  
I wonder what the bond would be for a 32 year old man who did that?

Probably about $5k, just like it was for this lady.
 
2014-01-10 08:37:36 AM  

argylez: She's clearly hot enough to not have to wade in the kiddie pool.  I understand low-self esteem, but still- come on people...are you really that desperate?


what did the kid look like? I used to get the same train to work as an OUTRAGEOUSLY good looking teenage boy. he wore school uniform so im guessing 16 tops.

i didnt go there because im engaged. i mean... i didnt go there because it would have been inappropriate

what im saying is... I can see how it might happen
 
2014-01-10 08:42:10 AM  
Rough 32, but she's a lunch lady so I'm thinking she's made a lot of bad choices in life... Other than this one.
 
2014-01-10 08:49:59 AM  

argylez: She's clearly hot enough to not have to wade in the kiddie pool.  I understand low-self esteem, but still- come on people...are you really that desperate?


Beer goggles.
 
2014-01-10 08:53:07 AM  
Article says 32, news piece says 36.
Slightly confused.

Also, she's not bad for no makeup and in probably the worst position of her life.

(in b4 horrible "positions" puns)
 
2014-01-10 08:55:36 AM  
FULL EXPLANATION OF BEHAVIOR
Approaching 40 with fading beauty, history of substance abuse and depression, four kids, works as lunch lady.
 
2014-01-10 08:55:45 AM  
Well, at least one student is having "Sloppy Ho's" for breakfast, lunch and dinner if you know what I mean....
 
2014-01-10 08:57:43 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-10 09:00:09 AM  
Hoagies and GRINDERS
Hoagies and GRINDERS
 
2014-01-10 09:12:22 AM  
Always a can of school baked buns.
 
2014-01-10 09:20:52 AM  

Dahnkster: [thekitchenprescription.com image 551x640]

CSB I suffered years of impotency and pent up 'frustration' throughout all my years in junior high. Once in high school, I met Brenda the lunch lady. It was only Brenda's strong hands that were finally able to 'unclog my plumbing' (thanks to an ancient Chinese secret technique she had learned while cooking in the trenches of Viet Nam mess halls). She used to call this maneuver, the 'Spoon Poon Crab Rangoon'.  It seemed a little strange at the time, but she would cup my junk with a large slotted cafeteria serving spoon, pinch both claws from a live blue crab onto my nipples, slide several old, grey-colored wieners up my butt and then with her huge ham-shaped fists -- punch me on top of my head as hard as she could.

I know what you're thinking, I'll admit it sounded a little farfetched even to me back then.... but let's just say the proof is in the pudding. Not only was it 100% effective every single time, but it was also very tender and loving. She was so sweet. She even crafted a pine-scented air-freshener for my 1981 Chyrsler LeBaron.


www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-01-10 09:36:39 AM  

OregonVet: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]
Kinda rough 32, but fist, angry god, et al.


People sitting in jail my not look their best. News at 11
 
2014-01-10 09:37:36 AM  

Descartes: I don't think a 15 year old boy can be a victim in this case. I think the word they were looking for was "lucky".


Did it ever occur to you that the "enthusiasm" shown by some 15 year old boy for hooking up with an attractive older woman is exactly the reason why it is a problem, particularly when it is an adult in a position of authority?  These women could be, and probably are, complete nutcases.  Such women obviously do not have the best interests of the boys in mind.  That "hot teacher" could have an STD.  She could be careless about birth control and he  ends up becoming a dad, or perhaps tell lies about being on birth control because she is intentionally trying to get pregnant.  Perhaps she wants to have a kid, the maternal clock is ticking, and she's hoping the boy won't be involved.  Or it is a plan to pass the baby off as the offspring of an impotent husband.  Perhaps some of these boys are really not 100% enthusiastic all of the time, but get threatened with bad grades or rumors around the school about their "manhood" and sexuality.    Golly, every boy should feel so lucky!
 
2014-01-10 09:45:58 AM  
Rough? C'mon, admit it, most of the gals you know look a whole lot better once they do their hair & put their war paint on. 1/2 the time they look like anyone else in your local Wal-Mart. Us guys have it a lot easier, pretty much what you see is what you get unless you wear a suit then you might look like you have Money. That's about all we can do to improve our appearance.
 
2014-01-10 09:46:37 AM  

DrBrownCow: Descartes: I don't think a 15 year old boy can be a victim in this case. I think the word they were looking for was "lucky".

Did it ever occur to you that the "enthusiasm" shown by some 15 year old boy for hooking up with an attractive older woman is exactly the reason why it is a problem, particularly when it is an adult in a position of authority?  These women could be, and probably are, complete nutcases.  Such women obviously do not have the best interests of the boys in mind.  That "hot teacher" could have an STD.  She could be careless about birth control and he  ends up becoming a dad, or perhaps tell lies about being on birth control because she is intentionally trying to get pregnant.  Perhaps she wants to have a kid, the maternal clock is ticking, and she's hoping the boy won't be involved.  Or it is a plan to pass the baby off as the offspring of an impotent husband.  Perhaps some of these boys are really not 100% enthusiastic all of the time, but get threatened with bad grades or rumors around the school about their "manhood" and sexuality.    Golly, every boy should feel so lucky!


Youre onto something. My lunch lady in school gave me a D- in lunch for not having sex with her.
 
2014-01-10 09:58:48 AM  

argylez: She's clearly hot enough to not have to wade in the kiddie pool.  I understand low-self esteem, but still- come on people...are you really that desperate?


This story has not been proven to be true. The kid may have made it up. Sometimes teenage boys will lie about sexual exploits; ya really.
If it is true, he certainly isn't a victim.
 
2014-01-10 10:04:39 AM  

log_jammin: doubleplusgood headline says "raises the question". doubleplusgood headline has always said "raises the question".


Actually, I find that if the headline is a borderline green, a bit of "begs the question" trolling usually puts it over the top. At least that used to be the case.

Given that a modmin has changed the headline, it may no longer be true.
 
2014-01-10 10:11:14 AM  

DrBrownCow: Descartes: I don't think a 15 year old boy can be a victim in this case. I think the word they were looking for was "lucky".

Did it ever occur to you that the "enthusiasm" shown by some 15 year old boy for hooking up with an attractive older woman is exactly the reason why it is a problem, particularly when it is an adult in a position of authority?  These women could be, and probably are, complete nutcases.  Such women obviously do not have the best interests of the boys in mind.  That "hot teacher" could have an STD.  She could be careless about birth control and he  ends up becoming a dad, or perhaps tell lies about being on birth control because she is intentionally trying to get pregnant.  Perhaps she wants to have a kid, the maternal clock is ticking, and she's hoping the boy won't be involved.  Or it is a plan to pass the baby off as the offspring of an impotent husband.  Perhaps some of these boys are really not 100% enthusiastic all of the time, but get threatened with bad grades or rumors around the school about their "manhood" and sexuality.    Golly, every boy should feel so lucky!


Whereas hot and willing 15 year old girls are 100% STD-free, using birth control correctly every time, never emotionally abusive, and always have the boys' long term best interest in mind.
 
2014-01-10 10:17:07 AM  

Lady J: argylez: She's clearly hot enough to not have to wade in the kiddie pool.  I understand low-self esteem, but still- come on people...are you really that desperate?

what did the kid look like? I used to get the same train to work as an OUTRAGEOUSLY good looking teenage boy. he wore school uniform so im guessing 16 tops.

i didnt go there because im engaged. i mean... i didnt go there because it would have been inappropriate

what im saying is... I can see how it might happen


So then tell us how it "might" happen.  Was the train deserted?  Was Tangerine Dream playing in the background?  Details!  We need details!
 
2014-01-10 10:18:28 AM  
As a former 15 year old who's first real girlfriend was older & had her own place AND showed me every wonderful trick in the book, yeah there is a chance this kid goes through life with a "meh" view on sex unless he finds something better down the road.

Unless the crazy hot lady was terrible, which I'm gonna guess is close to impossible. :)

Then again maybe the few encounters he had with this broad aren't enough to jade him.

For many years, for me, it was kind of like going from having premium cable to basic. Sure it was still better than no cable at all, but I was missing several of my favorite shows.
 
2014-01-10 10:25:02 AM  

bagumpity: Lady J: argylez: She's clearly hot enough to not have to wade in the kiddie pool.  I understand low-self esteem, but still- come on people...are you really that desperate?

what did the kid look like? I used to get the same train to work as an OUTRAGEOUSLY good looking teenage boy. he wore school uniform so im guessing 16 tops.

i didnt go there because im engaged. i mean... i didnt go there because it would have been inappropriate

what im saying is... I can see how it might happen

So then tell us how it "might" happen.  Was the train deserted?  Was Tangerine Dream playing in the background?  Details!  We need details!


Also pics, just to help us along. I'm imagining the  train scene from Risky Business with a hot, uniformed..
brb, something overheating
on my stove
 
2014-01-10 10:27:34 AM  

Stoj: As a former 15 year old who's first real girlfriend was older & had her own place AND showed me every wonderful trick in the book, yeah there is a chance this kid goes through life with a "meh" view on sex unless he finds something better down the road.

Unless the crazy hot lady was terrible, which I'm gonna guess is close to impossible. :)

Then again maybe the few encounters he had with this broad aren't enough to jade him.

For many years, for me, it was kind of like going from having premium cable to basic. Sure it was still better than no cable at all, but I was missing several of my favorite shows.


Some of us have been living with broadcast TV our whole lives, but it's usually better than no TV at all.
 
2014-01-10 10:28:10 AM  

bagumpity: Lady J: argylez: She's clearly hot enough to not have to wade in the kiddie pool.  I understand low-self esteem, but still- come on people...are you really that desperate?

what did the kid look like? I used to get the same train to work as an OUTRAGEOUSLY good looking teenage boy. he wore school uniform so im guessing 16 tops.

i didnt go there because im engaged. i mean... i didnt go there because it would have been inappropriate

what im saying is... I can see how it might happen

So then tell us how it "might" happen.  Was the train deserted?  Was Tangerine Dream playing in the background?  Details!  We need details!


hehe. disgraceful

laydeez don't have bunks else i'd be there

/jk. but hav possibly already made your day
 
2014-01-10 10:29:52 AM  
www.aftdamagecontrol.com

gis for hot lunchlady
 
2014-01-10 10:30:42 AM  

OregonVet: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]
Kinda rough 32, but fist, angry god, et al.


From that pic, I'd have said she was at least 40.  But hey, I'm older than that, so I'd still hit it.
 
2014-01-10 10:33:49 AM  

Another Government Employee: argylez: She's clearly hot enough to not have to wade in the kiddie pool.  I understand low-self esteem, but still- come on people...are you really that desperate?

Beer goggles.


Half pint of milk goggles.
 
2014-01-10 10:34:44 AM  

itsaidwhat: Always a can of school baked buns.


Fan. Not can. Always a FAN of school-baked buns.
 
2014-01-10 10:41:27 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: [www.aftdamagecontrol.com image 500x279]

gis for hot lunchlady


Yep. She qualifies.
 
2014-01-10 10:41:41 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: [www.aftdamagecontrol.com image 500x279]

gis for hot lunchlady


That's Rose Tyler. What is that show I wonder? I must watch it.
 
2014-01-10 10:44:35 AM  

CleanAndPure: Youre onto something. My lunch lady in school gave me a D- in lunch for not having sex with her.


Try using your imagination a little bit.  How about,  "Oh, your struggling in match.  You know, I'm good friends with your algebra teacher." Or, "I have access to the school's computer system and can change your grades at the end of the year if you want me to."
 
2014-01-10 10:46:24 AM  

DrBrownCow: Try using your imagination a little bit. How about, "Oh, your struggling in match. You know, I'm good friends with your algebra teacher." Or, "I have access to the school's computer system and can change your grades at the end of the year if you want me to."


Let me try again.    "Try using your imagination a little bit. How about, "Oh, you're struggling in math. You know, I'm good friends with your algebra teacher." Or, "I have access to the school's computer system and can change your grades at the end of the year if you want me to."
 
2014-01-10 10:55:46 AM  
I'd probably go back for seconds...and thirds...
 
2014-01-10 11:00:36 AM  

DrBrownCow: CleanAndPure: Youre onto something. My lunch lady in school gave me a D- in lunch for not having sex with her.

Try using your imagination a little bit.  How about,  "Oh, your struggling in match.  You know, I'm good friends with your algebra teacher." Or, "I have access to the school's computer system and can change your grades at the end of the year if you want me to."


That's a firing offense but hardly rape.

If an employer offers a better review for sex... that's corruption but not rape.

I in no way approve of adults in supervisory or role model positions screwing teens... but it isn't rape.

Wrong? Immoral? Giggity?

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Not rape.
 
2014-01-10 11:01:15 AM  

unyon: I'd let her serve me a hot taco, if you know what I mean, and I think that you do.

I get it . I totally get it . I'm picking up a vibe here  so I believe I understand exactly what you are saying  . And I would agree with your statement ...if you know what I mean  ; )
 
2014-01-10 11:13:15 AM  

TrotlineDesigns: Hot high school drop outs have to have jobs too!  Then while at work they get frisky..
Hey, it happens.


where do these drop outs work at as adults? certainly not at my school's cafeteria or anyplace I've been at  since.
 
2014-01-10 11:17:22 AM  
The boy in question was a friend of her son's, they (lunch lady and husband) were friends with the boys parents. The local rumor mill here is suggesting she had an opiate problem and the kid might have traded pills for sex.

I read it on the internet so take it with a grain of salt however....I did read it from a couple of different people.
 
2014-01-10 11:17:57 AM  

EbolaNYC: Rough 32, but she's a lunch lady so I'm thinking she's made a lot of bad choices in life... Other than this one.


common.. while I understand working as a lunch lady is not what parents aspire their child to become pls don't make it sound like it's the most humiliating and dishonorable job in the world.
 
2014-01-10 11:19:30 AM  

Stoj: As a former 15 year old who's first real girlfriend was older & had her own place AND showed me every wonderful trick in the book, yeah there is a chance this kid goes through life with a "meh" view on sex unless he finds something better down the road.

Unless the crazy hot lady was terrible, which I'm gonna guess is close to impossible. :)

Then again maybe the few encounters he had with this broad aren't enough to jade him.

For many years, for me, it was kind of like going from having premium cable to basic. Sure it was still better than no cable at all, but I was missing several of my favorite shows.


Similar situation for me. Despite the whole Mrs. Robinson/Summer of '42 romanticism and titillation *snicker* most guys might have, it gave me a distorted view of sex and relationships. I thought I was more mature than I really was and expected more from the girls my own age than they were ready to do. This led to me having a bad reputation as a pervert and sex fiend that I pretty much deserved. It took many years for me to realize that my "Mrs. Robinson" had warped me and I had to grow up.

All of the "wink, wink, nudge, nudge" talk that most men put on these "relationships" distracts from the fact that
1. she is committing statutory rape and
2. she takes a kid with some kind of emotional need for acceptance and screwing him up.

Substitute "priest" or "boy scout leader" for "lunch lady" or "hot female teacher" and you wouldn't be laughing so much. You'd already have the torches and pitchforks ready and be sharpening the knives to teach that sick adult man a lesson.
 
2014-01-10 11:22:16 AM  
I remember being in 9th grade during the 70's and we got a fresh out of college Physics teacher who could have passed for a HS student.  She started off professional and then got slacker as the year progressed.   During the last week of school we were sitting in her class and somehow the conversation turned to beer and losing ones inhibitions when she suddenly exclaimed "I'm horny!  But I KNOW when to set limits!"

You could have heard a pin drop.

Too bad the school year ended.
 
2014-01-10 11:25:37 AM  

SuperNinjaToad: EbolaNYC: Rough 32, but she's a lunch lady so I'm thinking she's made a lot of bad choices in life... Other than this one.

common.. while I understand working as a lunch lady is not what parents aspire their child to become pls don't make it sound like it's the most humiliating and dishonorable job in the world.


Lunch lady schedule would be ideal for  mother with school age children.
 
2014-01-10 11:26:36 AM  

CleanAndPure: I in no way approve of adults in supervisory or role model positions screwing teens... but it isn't rape.


HEre's the problem:  Sex without consent is, by definition, rape.  That consent needs to be informed and the person consenting needs to be capapble of understanding the consequences of the consent.  At what age do you think a person is able to intelligently consent to sex with an authority figure?  I would suggest that it isn't 15.

I don't think we should be branding every 18-year-old who bangs a 15-year old as a sex offender, for sure.  Heck my first GF was 18 and I was just under 16.  That said, when you add the position of authority (and a lot more than 18 years old), I think there's a manipulation that occurs.  Intentional or not, I don't subscribe to the idea that the 15-year-old was able to make an informed, rational decision.  If screwing someone whose judgement is impaired by alcohol can be considered rape, why can't it be the same for someone whose judgement is impaired by youth and immaturity?

Maybe a case by case basis is sometimes justified, but laws need to be clear and explicit, not vague and wishy-washy - for the sake of BOTH parties.
 
2014-01-10 11:35:23 AM  
Well did he give her the ole Alabama Hot Pocket?

Might be all downhill for the poor boy now.
 
2014-01-10 11:52:56 AM  

SuperNinjaToad: TrotlineDesigns: Hot high school drop outs have to have jobs too!  Then while at work they get frisky..
Hey, it happens.

where do these drop outs work at as adults? certainly not at my school's cafeteria or anyplace I've been at  since.


After they pop out the first kid (often mixed) they live a life of McDonalds until they get their GED and live off the state job that they are all but begged to take.

I hope that helps

/really.
 
2014-01-10 12:12:11 PM  

amindtat: [img.fark.net image 306x423]
[www.troll.me image 552x552]


Same for people who wear Patagonia.

Outdoor Research FTW!
 
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