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(Boston.com)   School lunch lady, busted for having sex with her friend's teenage son, raises the question: how come no lunch ladies looked like that when I was in school?   (boston.com) divider line 124
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2014-01-09 11:17:06 PM  
She just never was the same after Sloppy Joe got through with her
 
2014-01-09 11:25:05 PM  
He gave her his pudding after she ate his meat?
 
2014-01-09 11:32:35 PM  
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MORE TESTICLES MEAN MORE IRON
 
2014-01-09 11:33:06 PM  
She's pretty, case dismissed.

/no, really
 
2014-01-10 12:34:17 AM  
I'd let her serve me a hot taco, if you know what I mean, and I think that you do.
 
2014-01-10 12:38:03 AM  
No word on the alleged victim's age or even if they're a student at the school. That's some fine reporter work there, Lou.
 
2014-01-10 01:45:32 AM  
She can prep my foot-long.
 
2014-01-10 02:27:09 AM  
doubleplusgood headline says "raises the question". doubleplusgood headline has always said "raises the question".
 
2014-01-10 02:40:28 AM  
Sloppy joe sloppy sloppy joe yeah
 
2014-01-10 03:32:29 AM  
Weymouth, huh. *Obligatory oral sex joke*
 
2014-01-10 04:20:40 AM  
Is there a SS of the lunch lady? Opened the page and the video started with an ad so I closed the tab.
 
2014-01-10 04:22:35 AM  

fusillade762: No word on the alleged victim's age or even if they're a student at the school. That's some fine reporter work there, Lou.


More like fine admin work - approving a link to a site that won't display the whole article.
 
2014-01-10 04:22:38 AM  
This is a summary. To read the whole story subscribe to BostonGlobe.com
 
2014-01-10 04:23:14 AM  
Yay, paywall. Suck it.
 
2014-01-10 04:28:57 AM  
Not everyone is fine down there in lunchlady land.
 
2014-01-10 04:32:24 AM  
More healthy foods? Can't have fat, ugly lunch ladies serving better food options. Save them for the navy beans navy beans in lunch lady land
 
2014-01-10 04:35:39 AM  

Witty Comment: Not everyone is fine down there in lunchlady land.


But you've got to admit she served it with a little slice of love.
 
2014-01-10 04:46:22 AM  

C18H27NO3: Is there a SS of the lunch lady? Opened the page and the video started with an ad so I closed the tab.


A still of the woman was shown during the video, and later the woman, I think.  A rather pretty blonde, and at 32, half the age of any lunch lady I can remember.
 
2014-01-10 04:51:02 AM  
didn't see the video.... so i don't know how hot said lunch lady was.


Really came here to see this:

devilandegg.com
 
2014-01-10 04:51:34 AM  

fusillade762: No word on the alleged victim's age or even if they're a student at the school. That's some fine reporter work there, Lou.


If only there were some sort of associated video that provided more information.  Boy was 15 according to the video.  Student status unclarified.
 
2014-01-10 04:51:40 AM  
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I don't think a 15 year old boy can be a victim in this case.  I think the word they were looking for was "lucky".
 
2014-01-10 04:54:12 AM  
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CSB I suffered years of impotency and pent up 'frustration' throughout all my years in junior high. Once in high school, I met Brenda the lunch lady. It was only Brenda's strong hands that were finally able to 'unclog my plumbing' (thanks to an ancient Chinese secret technique she had learned while cooking in the trenches of Viet Nam mess halls). She used to call this maneuver, the 'Spoon Poon Crab Rangoon'.  It seemed a little strange at the time, but she would cup my junk with a large slotted cafeteria serving spoon, pinch both claws from a live blue crab onto my nipples, slide several old, grey-colored wieners up my butt and then with her huge ham-shaped fists -- punch me on top of my head as hard as she could.

I know what you're thinking, I'll admit it sounded a little farfetched even to me back then.... but let's just say the proof is in the pudding. Not only was it 100% effective every single time, but it was also very tender and loving. She was so sweet. She even crafted a pine-scented air-freshener for my 1981 Chyrsler LeBaron.
 
2014-01-10 04:55:27 AM  
Hot high school drop outs have to have jobs too!  Then while at work they get frisky..
Hey, it happens.
 
2014-01-10 05:08:38 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-10 05:09:25 AM  
The chop suey and garlic bread finally got their revenge thanks to sloppy Joe, slop, sloppy Joe...
 
2014-01-10 05:15:58 AM  
Face palm
 
2014-01-10 05:16:42 AM  
Yes, a 15 year old "victim"
 
2014-01-10 05:23:49 AM  

Bonanza Jellybean: This is a summary. To read the whole story subscribe to BostonGlobe.com


Dear BostonGlobe.Com,

Fark you.

Signed,
Me! Ed Grubermann.
 
2014-01-10 05:31:22 AM  

Bonanza Jellybean: This is a summary. To read the whole story subscribe to BostonGlobe.com


How about NO
 
2014-01-10 05:41:25 AM  

log_jammin: doubleplusgood headline says "raises the question". doubleplusgood headline has always said "raises the question".
~


No. It BEGS the question, numbnuts. Don't you know English?

If she begged for cock then it begs the question.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Elements_of_Style
 
2014-01-10 05:47:13 AM  
Id ask for seconds
 
2014-01-10 05:48:25 AM  
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

/oblig

This time for damn sure.

Can't really call it a rape if it was "oh hell yes I would too."
 
2014-01-10 05:49:46 AM  
Why do they even bother arresting broads who do this?

I've seen higher bail for shoplifting.
 
2014-01-10 05:59:20 AM  
When I was in HS I was just fine with banging HS chicks, didn't care about older women.

/still never dated anyone older than me
 
2014-01-10 06:02:18 AM  

Descartes: [cbsboston.files.wordpress.com image 625x352]


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I don't think a 15 year old boy can be a victim in this case.  I think the word they were looking for was "lucky".


He's a victim. He's peaked at 15. He'll never have it so good again. Food won't taste as good. The air won't be as fresh, the sun not as bright.  He'll spend the rest of his days wandering the earth like a ghost in limbo.  Every morning he'll spend an extra 5 minutes in bed until one day he'll just decide it's not even worth getting out of it. He's a victim of life.
 
2014-01-10 06:07:40 AM  

MagSeven: Descartes: [cbsboston.files.wordpress.com image 625x352]


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I don't think a 15 year old boy can be a victim in this case.  I think the word they were looking for was "lucky".

He's a victim. He's peaked at 15. He'll never have it so good again. Food won't taste as good. The air won't be as fresh, the sun not as bright.  He'll spend the rest of his days wandering the earth like a ghost in limbo.  Every morning he'll spend an extra 5 minutes in bed until one day he'll just decide it's not even worth getting out of it. He's a victim of life.


I dunno... kid seems like a go-getter... probably be banging the school nurse next year...
 
2014-01-10 06:11:02 AM  
I still don't get what's so attractive about a boy like that to a fully formed adult woman like her that she'd risk public humiliation and losing her (and maybe marriage and kids in some cases).

/jealous middle aged man
 
2014-01-10 06:16:44 AM  

SurfaceTension: I still don't get what's so attractive about a boy like that to a fully formed adult woman like her that she'd risk public humiliation and losing her (and maybe marriage and kids in some cases).

/jealous middle aged man


youth, faster recharge times, trainability, brings his own handcuffs...

/former teenager
 
2014-01-10 06:34:35 AM  
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She wants you to have your seconds, nice and sloppy..
 
2014-01-10 06:34:47 AM  

MagSeven: Descartes: [cbsboston.files.wordpress.com image 625x352]


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I don't think a 15 year old boy can be a victim in this case.  I think the word they were looking for was "lucky".

He's a victim. He's peaked at 15. He'll never have it so good again. Food won't taste as good. The air won't be as fresh, the sun not as bright.  He'll spend the rest of his days wandering the earth like a ghost in limbo.  Every morning he'll spend an extra 5 minutes in bed until one day he'll just decide it's not even worth getting out of it. He's a victim of life.


Pretty sure that's not true.  Mainly because you've described me perfectly, and yet I've never slept with a smoking hot 32 year old lunchlady.  The boy has hope.
 
2014-01-10 06:44:18 AM  

somemoron: MagSeven: Descartes: [cbsboston.files.wordpress.com image 625x352]


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I don't think a 15 year old boy can be a victim in this case.  I think the word they were looking for was "lucky".

He's a victim. He's peaked at 15. He'll never have it so good again. Food won't taste as good. The air won't be as fresh, the sun not as bright.  He'll spend the rest of his days wandering the earth like a ghost in limbo.  Every morning he'll spend an extra 5 minutes in bed until one day he'll just decide it's not even worth getting out of it. He's a victim of life.

Pretty sure that's not true.  Mainly because you've described me perfectly, and yet I've never slept with a smoking hot 32 year old lunchlady.  The boy has hope.


Yeah, hope that when he's a 51 year old, he can sleep with a smoking hot 32 year old lunchlady!
 
2014-01-10 07:00:49 AM  

OhioUGrad: When I was in HS I was just fine with banging HS chicks, didn't care about older women.

/still never dated anyone older than me


Yea, I always chuckle at the dorks who think some old hag whose had more dicks in her than a porcupine has spines is some great prize when the options were that or nice young/fresh party girl or cheerleader, pre-mileage.

Not to mention how many of these old skanks have STDs they're passing on to these kids.
 
2014-01-10 07:10:35 AM  

divx88: Yes, a 15 year old "victim"


I'm sure he will spend a lot of time in the bathroom reliving this nightmare.
 
2014-01-10 07:12:37 AM  
If my son ever ruined a chance to hit that by shooting off his mouth and getting her arrested, I would disown him.
 
2014-01-10 07:13:00 AM  

C18H27NO3: Is there a SS of the lunch lady?


Well, she does look kind of aryan, but I don't know why you'd make the leap to her being a Nazi...
 
2014-01-10 07:16:23 AM  

SDRR: OhioUGrad: When I was in HS I was just fine with banging HS chicks, didn't care about older women.

/still never dated anyone older than me

Yea, I always chuckle at the dorks who think some old hag whose had more dicks in her than a porcupine has spines is some great prize when the options were that or nice young/fresh party girl or cheerleader, pre-mileage.

Not to mention how many of these old skanks have STDs they're passing on to these kids.


You're lunch lady wouldn't sleep with you, would she.
 
2014-01-10 07:24:13 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
Kinda rough 32, but fist, angry god, et al.
 
2014-01-10 07:44:04 AM  
Werd, subby.
 
2014-01-10 07:45:37 AM  
She's clearly hot enough to not have to wade in the kiddie pool.  I understand low-self esteem, but still- come on people...are you really that desperate?
 
2014-01-10 07:50:01 AM  
I don't think it's desperation so much as poor impulse control.
 
2014-01-10 07:58:10 AM  

MechaPyx: I don't think it's desperation so much as poor impulse control.


Maybe.  More research is needed!
 
2014-01-10 07:58:43 AM  

SDRR: OhioUGrad: When I was in HS I was just fine with banging HS chicks, didn't care about older women.

/still never dated anyone older than me

Yea, I always chuckle at the dorks who think some old hag whose had more dicks in her than a porcupine has spines is some great prize when the options were that or nice young/fresh party girl or cheerleader, pre-mileage.

Not to mention how many of these old skanks have STDs they're passing on to these kids.


I guess there is no accounting for taste, I suppose some of the people who think the older women were a better option were probably viewed negatively by their peers (nerds, losers, etc..) or viewed the older woman as an easier goal than someone younger who wasn't a slut
 
2014-01-10 08:07:35 AM  

OregonVet: Kinda rough 32, but fist, angry god, et al.


Came here to say... she's a haggard 32. No thanks.

/really. no thanks.
 
2014-01-10 08:10:17 AM  
img.fark.net
www.troll.me
 
2014-01-10 08:16:21 AM  

brimed03: OregonVet: Kinda rough 32, but fist, angry god, et al.

Came here to say... she's a haggard 32. No thanks.

/really. no thanks.


When booked for your mugshot, look as good you will not.
 
2014-01-10 08:19:34 AM  

C18H27NO3: Is there a SS of the lunch lady? Opened the page and the video started with an ad so I closed the tab.


ADBLOCK Plus is your friend.
 
2014-01-10 08:25:11 AM  
I wonder what the bond would be for a 32 year old man who did that?

Probably about $5k, just like it was for this lady.
 
2014-01-10 08:37:36 AM  

argylez: She's clearly hot enough to not have to wade in the kiddie pool.  I understand low-self esteem, but still- come on people...are you really that desperate?


what did the kid look like? I used to get the same train to work as an OUTRAGEOUSLY good looking teenage boy. he wore school uniform so im guessing 16 tops.

i didnt go there because im engaged. i mean... i didnt go there because it would have been inappropriate

what im saying is... I can see how it might happen
 
2014-01-10 08:42:10 AM  
Rough 32, but she's a lunch lady so I'm thinking she's made a lot of bad choices in life... Other than this one.
 
2014-01-10 08:49:59 AM  

argylez: She's clearly hot enough to not have to wade in the kiddie pool.  I understand low-self esteem, but still- come on people...are you really that desperate?


Beer goggles.
 
2014-01-10 08:53:07 AM  
Article says 32, news piece says 36.
Slightly confused.

Also, she's not bad for no makeup and in probably the worst position of her life.

(in b4 horrible "positions" puns)
 
2014-01-10 08:55:36 AM  
FULL EXPLANATION OF BEHAVIOR
Approaching 40 with fading beauty, history of substance abuse and depression, four kids, works as lunch lady.
 
2014-01-10 08:55:45 AM  
Well, at least one student is having "Sloppy Ho's" for breakfast, lunch and dinner if you know what I mean....
 
2014-01-10 08:57:43 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-10 09:00:09 AM  
Hoagies and GRINDERS
Hoagies and GRINDERS
 
2014-01-10 09:12:22 AM  
Always a can of school baked buns.
 
2014-01-10 09:20:52 AM  

Dahnkster: [thekitchenprescription.com image 551x640]

CSB I suffered years of impotency and pent up 'frustration' throughout all my years in junior high. Once in high school, I met Brenda the lunch lady. It was only Brenda's strong hands that were finally able to 'unclog my plumbing' (thanks to an ancient Chinese secret technique she had learned while cooking in the trenches of Viet Nam mess halls). She used to call this maneuver, the 'Spoon Poon Crab Rangoon'.  It seemed a little strange at the time, but she would cup my junk with a large slotted cafeteria serving spoon, pinch both claws from a live blue crab onto my nipples, slide several old, grey-colored wieners up my butt and then with her huge ham-shaped fists -- punch me on top of my head as hard as she could.

I know what you're thinking, I'll admit it sounded a little farfetched even to me back then.... but let's just say the proof is in the pudding. Not only was it 100% effective every single time, but it was also very tender and loving. She was so sweet. She even crafted a pine-scented air-freshener for my 1981 Chyrsler LeBaron.


www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-01-10 09:36:39 AM  

OregonVet: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]
Kinda rough 32, but fist, angry god, et al.


People sitting in jail my not look their best. News at 11
 
2014-01-10 09:37:36 AM  

Descartes: I don't think a 15 year old boy can be a victim in this case. I think the word they were looking for was "lucky".


Did it ever occur to you that the "enthusiasm" shown by some 15 year old boy for hooking up with an attractive older woman is exactly the reason why it is a problem, particularly when it is an adult in a position of authority?  These women could be, and probably are, complete nutcases.  Such women obviously do not have the best interests of the boys in mind.  That "hot teacher" could have an STD.  She could be careless about birth control and he  ends up becoming a dad, or perhaps tell lies about being on birth control because she is intentionally trying to get pregnant.  Perhaps she wants to have a kid, the maternal clock is ticking, and she's hoping the boy won't be involved.  Or it is a plan to pass the baby off as the offspring of an impotent husband.  Perhaps some of these boys are really not 100% enthusiastic all of the time, but get threatened with bad grades or rumors around the school about their "manhood" and sexuality.    Golly, every boy should feel so lucky!
 
2014-01-10 09:45:58 AM  
Rough? C'mon, admit it, most of the gals you know look a whole lot better once they do their hair & put their war paint on. 1/2 the time they look like anyone else in your local Wal-Mart. Us guys have it a lot easier, pretty much what you see is what you get unless you wear a suit then you might look like you have Money. That's about all we can do to improve our appearance.
 
2014-01-10 09:46:37 AM  

DrBrownCow: Descartes: I don't think a 15 year old boy can be a victim in this case. I think the word they were looking for was "lucky".

Did it ever occur to you that the "enthusiasm" shown by some 15 year old boy for hooking up with an attractive older woman is exactly the reason why it is a problem, particularly when it is an adult in a position of authority?  These women could be, and probably are, complete nutcases.  Such women obviously do not have the best interests of the boys in mind.  That "hot teacher" could have an STD.  She could be careless about birth control and he  ends up becoming a dad, or perhaps tell lies about being on birth control because she is intentionally trying to get pregnant.  Perhaps she wants to have a kid, the maternal clock is ticking, and she's hoping the boy won't be involved.  Or it is a plan to pass the baby off as the offspring of an impotent husband.  Perhaps some of these boys are really not 100% enthusiastic all of the time, but get threatened with bad grades or rumors around the school about their "manhood" and sexuality.    Golly, every boy should feel so lucky!


Youre onto something. My lunch lady in school gave me a D- in lunch for not having sex with her.
 
2014-01-10 09:58:48 AM  

argylez: She's clearly hot enough to not have to wade in the kiddie pool.  I understand low-self esteem, but still- come on people...are you really that desperate?


This story has not been proven to be true. The kid may have made it up. Sometimes teenage boys will lie about sexual exploits; ya really.
If it is true, he certainly isn't a victim.
 
2014-01-10 10:04:39 AM  

log_jammin: doubleplusgood headline says "raises the question". doubleplusgood headline has always said "raises the question".


Actually, I find that if the headline is a borderline green, a bit of "begs the question" trolling usually puts it over the top. At least that used to be the case.

Given that a modmin has changed the headline, it may no longer be true.
 
2014-01-10 10:11:14 AM  

DrBrownCow: Descartes: I don't think a 15 year old boy can be a victim in this case. I think the word they were looking for was "lucky".

Did it ever occur to you that the "enthusiasm" shown by some 15 year old boy for hooking up with an attractive older woman is exactly the reason why it is a problem, particularly when it is an adult in a position of authority?  These women could be, and probably are, complete nutcases.  Such women obviously do not have the best interests of the boys in mind.  That "hot teacher" could have an STD.  She could be careless about birth control and he  ends up becoming a dad, or perhaps tell lies about being on birth control because she is intentionally trying to get pregnant.  Perhaps she wants to have a kid, the maternal clock is ticking, and she's hoping the boy won't be involved.  Or it is a plan to pass the baby off as the offspring of an impotent husband.  Perhaps some of these boys are really not 100% enthusiastic all of the time, but get threatened with bad grades or rumors around the school about their "manhood" and sexuality.    Golly, every boy should feel so lucky!


Whereas hot and willing 15 year old girls are 100% STD-free, using birth control correctly every time, never emotionally abusive, and always have the boys' long term best interest in mind.
 
2014-01-10 10:17:07 AM  

Lady J: argylez: She's clearly hot enough to not have to wade in the kiddie pool.  I understand low-self esteem, but still- come on people...are you really that desperate?

what did the kid look like? I used to get the same train to work as an OUTRAGEOUSLY good looking teenage boy. he wore school uniform so im guessing 16 tops.

i didnt go there because im engaged. i mean... i didnt go there because it would have been inappropriate

what im saying is... I can see how it might happen


So then tell us how it "might" happen.  Was the train deserted?  Was Tangerine Dream playing in the background?  Details!  We need details!
 
2014-01-10 10:18:28 AM  
As a former 15 year old who's first real girlfriend was older & had her own place AND showed me every wonderful trick in the book, yeah there is a chance this kid goes through life with a "meh" view on sex unless he finds something better down the road.

Unless the crazy hot lady was terrible, which I'm gonna guess is close to impossible. :)

Then again maybe the few encounters he had with this broad aren't enough to jade him.

For many years, for me, it was kind of like going from having premium cable to basic. Sure it was still better than no cable at all, but I was missing several of my favorite shows.
 
2014-01-10 10:25:02 AM  

bagumpity: Lady J: argylez: She's clearly hot enough to not have to wade in the kiddie pool.  I understand low-self esteem, but still- come on people...are you really that desperate?

what did the kid look like? I used to get the same train to work as an OUTRAGEOUSLY good looking teenage boy. he wore school uniform so im guessing 16 tops.

i didnt go there because im engaged. i mean... i didnt go there because it would have been inappropriate

what im saying is... I can see how it might happen

So then tell us how it "might" happen.  Was the train deserted?  Was Tangerine Dream playing in the background?  Details!  We need details!


Also pics, just to help us along. I'm imagining the  train scene from Risky Business with a hot, uniformed..
brb, something overheating
on my stove
 
2014-01-10 10:27:34 AM  

Stoj: As a former 15 year old who's first real girlfriend was older & had her own place AND showed me every wonderful trick in the book, yeah there is a chance this kid goes through life with a "meh" view on sex unless he finds something better down the road.

Unless the crazy hot lady was terrible, which I'm gonna guess is close to impossible. :)

Then again maybe the few encounters he had with this broad aren't enough to jade him.

For many years, for me, it was kind of like going from having premium cable to basic. Sure it was still better than no cable at all, but I was missing several of my favorite shows.


Some of us have been living with broadcast TV our whole lives, but it's usually better than no TV at all.
 
2014-01-10 10:28:10 AM  

bagumpity: Lady J: argylez: She's clearly hot enough to not have to wade in the kiddie pool.  I understand low-self esteem, but still- come on people...are you really that desperate?

what did the kid look like? I used to get the same train to work as an OUTRAGEOUSLY good looking teenage boy. he wore school uniform so im guessing 16 tops.

i didnt go there because im engaged. i mean... i didnt go there because it would have been inappropriate

what im saying is... I can see how it might happen

So then tell us how it "might" happen.  Was the train deserted?  Was Tangerine Dream playing in the background?  Details!  We need details!


hehe. disgraceful

laydeez don't have bunks else i'd be there

/jk. but hav possibly already made your day
 
2014-01-10 10:29:52 AM  
www.aftdamagecontrol.com

gis for hot lunchlady
 
2014-01-10 10:30:42 AM  

OregonVet: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]
Kinda rough 32, but fist, angry god, et al.


From that pic, I'd have said she was at least 40.  But hey, I'm older than that, so I'd still hit it.
 
2014-01-10 10:33:49 AM  

Another Government Employee: argylez: She's clearly hot enough to not have to wade in the kiddie pool.  I understand low-self esteem, but still- come on people...are you really that desperate?

Beer goggles.


Half pint of milk goggles.
 
2014-01-10 10:34:44 AM  

itsaidwhat: Always a can of school baked buns.


Fan. Not can. Always a FAN of school-baked buns.
 
2014-01-10 10:41:27 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: [www.aftdamagecontrol.com image 500x279]

gis for hot lunchlady


Yep. She qualifies.
 
2014-01-10 10:41:41 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: [www.aftdamagecontrol.com image 500x279]

gis for hot lunchlady


That's Rose Tyler. What is that show I wonder? I must watch it.
 
2014-01-10 10:44:35 AM  

CleanAndPure: Youre onto something. My lunch lady in school gave me a D- in lunch for not having sex with her.


Try using your imagination a little bit.  How about,  "Oh, your struggling in match.  You know, I'm good friends with your algebra teacher." Or, "I have access to the school's computer system and can change your grades at the end of the year if you want me to."
 
2014-01-10 10:46:24 AM  

DrBrownCow: Try using your imagination a little bit. How about, "Oh, your struggling in match. You know, I'm good friends with your algebra teacher." Or, "I have access to the school's computer system and can change your grades at the end of the year if you want me to."


Let me try again.    "Try using your imagination a little bit. How about, "Oh, you're struggling in math. You know, I'm good friends with your algebra teacher." Or, "I have access to the school's computer system and can change your grades at the end of the year if you want me to."
 
2014-01-10 10:55:46 AM  
I'd probably go back for seconds...and thirds...
 
2014-01-10 11:00:36 AM  

DrBrownCow: CleanAndPure: Youre onto something. My lunch lady in school gave me a D- in lunch for not having sex with her.

Try using your imagination a little bit.  How about,  "Oh, your struggling in match.  You know, I'm good friends with your algebra teacher." Or, "I have access to the school's computer system and can change your grades at the end of the year if you want me to."


That's a firing offense but hardly rape.

If an employer offers a better review for sex... that's corruption but not rape.

I in no way approve of adults in supervisory or role model positions screwing teens... but it isn't rape.

Wrong? Immoral? Giggity?

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Not rape.
 
2014-01-10 11:01:15 AM  

unyon: I'd let her serve me a hot taco, if you know what I mean, and I think that you do.

I get it . I totally get it . I'm picking up a vibe here  so I believe I understand exactly what you are saying  . And I would agree with your statement ...if you know what I mean  ; )
 
2014-01-10 11:13:15 AM  

TrotlineDesigns: Hot high school drop outs have to have jobs too!  Then while at work they get frisky..
Hey, it happens.


where do these drop outs work at as adults? certainly not at my school's cafeteria or anyplace I've been at  since.
 
2014-01-10 11:17:22 AM  
The boy in question was a friend of her son's, they (lunch lady and husband) were friends with the boys parents. The local rumor mill here is suggesting she had an opiate problem and the kid might have traded pills for sex.

I read it on the internet so take it with a grain of salt however....I did read it from a couple of different people.
 
2014-01-10 11:17:57 AM  

EbolaNYC: Rough 32, but she's a lunch lady so I'm thinking she's made a lot of bad choices in life... Other than this one.


common.. while I understand working as a lunch lady is not what parents aspire their child to become pls don't make it sound like it's the most humiliating and dishonorable job in the world.
 
2014-01-10 11:19:30 AM  

Stoj: As a former 15 year old who's first real girlfriend was older & had her own place AND showed me every wonderful trick in the book, yeah there is a chance this kid goes through life with a "meh" view on sex unless he finds something better down the road.

Unless the crazy hot lady was terrible, which I'm gonna guess is close to impossible. :)

Then again maybe the few encounters he had with this broad aren't enough to jade him.

For many years, for me, it was kind of like going from having premium cable to basic. Sure it was still better than no cable at all, but I was missing several of my favorite shows.


Similar situation for me. Despite the whole Mrs. Robinson/Summer of '42 romanticism and titillation *snicker* most guys might have, it gave me a distorted view of sex and relationships. I thought I was more mature than I really was and expected more from the girls my own age than they were ready to do. This led to me having a bad reputation as a pervert and sex fiend that I pretty much deserved. It took many years for me to realize that my "Mrs. Robinson" had warped me and I had to grow up.

All of the "wink, wink, nudge, nudge" talk that most men put on these "relationships" distracts from the fact that
1. she is committing statutory rape and
2. she takes a kid with some kind of emotional need for acceptance and screwing him up.

Substitute "priest" or "boy scout leader" for "lunch lady" or "hot female teacher" and you wouldn't be laughing so much. You'd already have the torches and pitchforks ready and be sharpening the knives to teach that sick adult man a lesson.
 
2014-01-10 11:22:16 AM  
I remember being in 9th grade during the 70's and we got a fresh out of college Physics teacher who could have passed for a HS student.  She started off professional and then got slacker as the year progressed.   During the last week of school we were sitting in her class and somehow the conversation turned to beer and losing ones inhibitions when she suddenly exclaimed "I'm horny!  But I KNOW when to set limits!"

You could have heard a pin drop.

Too bad the school year ended.
 
2014-01-10 11:25:37 AM  

SuperNinjaToad: EbolaNYC: Rough 32, but she's a lunch lady so I'm thinking she's made a lot of bad choices in life... Other than this one.

common.. while I understand working as a lunch lady is not what parents aspire their child to become pls don't make it sound like it's the most humiliating and dishonorable job in the world.


Lunch lady schedule would be ideal for  mother with school age children.
 
2014-01-10 11:26:36 AM  

CleanAndPure: I in no way approve of adults in supervisory or role model positions screwing teens... but it isn't rape.


HEre's the problem:  Sex without consent is, by definition, rape.  That consent needs to be informed and the person consenting needs to be capapble of understanding the consequences of the consent.  At what age do you think a person is able to intelligently consent to sex with an authority figure?  I would suggest that it isn't 15.

I don't think we should be branding every 18-year-old who bangs a 15-year old as a sex offender, for sure.  Heck my first GF was 18 and I was just under 16.  That said, when you add the position of authority (and a lot more than 18 years old), I think there's a manipulation that occurs.  Intentional or not, I don't subscribe to the idea that the 15-year-old was able to make an informed, rational decision.  If screwing someone whose judgement is impaired by alcohol can be considered rape, why can't it be the same for someone whose judgement is impaired by youth and immaturity?

Maybe a case by case basis is sometimes justified, but laws need to be clear and explicit, not vague and wishy-washy - for the sake of BOTH parties.
 
2014-01-10 11:35:23 AM  
Well did he give her the ole Alabama Hot Pocket?

Might be all downhill for the poor boy now.
 
2014-01-10 11:52:56 AM  

SuperNinjaToad: TrotlineDesigns: Hot high school drop outs have to have jobs too!  Then while at work they get frisky..
Hey, it happens.

where do these drop outs work at as adults? certainly not at my school's cafeteria or anyplace I've been at  since.


After they pop out the first kid (often mixed) they live a life of McDonalds until they get their GED and live off the state job that they are all but begged to take.

I hope that helps

/really.
 
2014-01-10 12:12:11 PM  

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Same for people who wear Patagonia.

Outdoor Research FTW!
 
2014-01-10 12:18:34 PM  

MechaPyx: brimed03: OregonVet: Kinda rough 32, but fist, angry god, et al.

Came here to say... she's a haggard 32. No thanks.

/really. no thanks.

When booked for your mugshot, look as good you will not.


Was going to say the same thing in the same condescending yoda voice.
 
2014-01-10 12:21:13 PM  

lc6529: I remember being in 9th grade during the 70's and we got a fresh out of college Physics teacher who could have passed for a HS student.  She started off professional and then got slacker as the year progressed.   During the last week of school we were sitting in her class and somehow the conversation turned to beer and losing ones inhibitions when she suddenly exclaimed "I'm horny!  But I KNOW when to set limits!"

You could have heard a pin drop.

Too bad the school year ended.


You failed bro.
 
2014-01-10 12:25:40 PM  

Big Ramifications: log_jammin: doubleplusgood headline says "raises the question". doubleplusgood headline has always said "raises the question".
~

No. It BEGS the question, numbnuts. Don't you know English?

If she begged for cock then it begs the question.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Elements_of_Style


You just Rotsky'ed yourself.
 
2014-01-10 12:27:16 PM  

Saborlas: Big Ramifications: log_jammin: doubleplusgood headline says "raises the question". doubleplusgood headline has always said "raises the question".
~

No. It BEGS the question, numbnuts. Don't you know English?

If she begged for cock then it begs the question.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Elements_of_Style

You just Rotsky'ed yourself.


And I just used the wrong link.
 
2014-01-10 12:28:02 PM  

OhioUGrad: SDRR: OhioUGrad: When I was in HS I was just fine with banging HS chicks, didn't care about older women.

/still never dated anyone older than me

Yea, I always chuckle at the dorks who think some old hag whose had more dicks in her than a porcupine has spines is some great prize when the options were that or nice young/fresh party girl or cheerleader, pre-mileage.

Not to mention how many of these old skanks have STDs they're passing on to these kids.

I guess there is no accounting for taste, I suppose some of the people who think the older women were a better option were probably viewed negatively by their peers (nerds, losers, etc..) or viewed the older woman as an easier goal than someone younger who wasn't a slut


Either bad taste or mommy issues.
 
2014-01-10 12:37:15 PM  

E5bie: Whereas hot and willing 15 year old girls are 100% STD-free, using birth control correctly every time, never emotionally abusive, and always have the boys' long term best interest in mind.


Of course not.  But, they would both be 15 and more or less on the same playing field compared to a 15 year old and a 30+ year old.   We do and should expect more from adults, and adults in a position of influence have to accept that issues of coercion and consent are going to be in question.
 
2014-01-10 12:39:56 PM  
Hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders, navy beans, navy beans, navy beans, hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders, navy beans, navy beans...

/meatloaf sandwich
 
2014-01-10 12:42:12 PM  

SuperNinjaToad: EbolaNYC: Rough 32, but she's a lunch lady so I'm thinking she's made a lot of bad choices in life... Other than this one.

common.. while I understand working as a lunch lady is not what parents aspire their child to become pls don't make it sound like it's the most humiliating and dishonorable job in the world.


I never said it was.

You keep white knighting lunch ladies like they're gonna have sex with you...  bleh.. gross.
 
2014-01-10 12:45:52 PM  

Lady J: argylez: She's clearly hot enough to not have to wade in the kiddie pool.  I understand low-self esteem, but still- come on people...are you really that desperate?
what did the kid look like? I used to get the same train to work as an OUTRAGEOUSLY good looking teenage boy. he wore school uniform so im guessing 16 tops.
i didnt go there because im engaged. i mean... i didnt go there because it would have been inappropriate
what im saying is... I can see how it might happen


Nope. I spent months lusting after a guy half my age just recently, and despite the fact that he was clearly an adult (25) and would have had no problems banging me, I never touched him. Not even when he was blind drunk and we hung out for hours and hours in the middle of the night. I respected him, which might sound ridiculous but it was true. (It was complicated, OK.) Our dysfunctions were a perfect match, but I knew I could never really have him, so why go there? He broke my heart anyway without the sex.

Of course both of us might go back to the same jobs we had last summer and start the whole thing over again. I'm trying to convince myself that I'm over it. And I am. Unless I see him again.

And that's as close as I've ever come to doing something like that, and I used to be both a school lunchlady and a substitute teacher. Also an overaged college student. I just don't go there. It seems like a good way to make you feel very old.

wambu: FULL EXPLANATION OF BEHAVIOR
Approaching 40 with fading beauty, history of substance abuse and depression, four kids, works as lunch lady.


Hey hey HEY.

I only have one kid.
 
2014-01-10 12:45:58 PM  

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I don't think a 15 year old boy can be a victim in this case.  I think the word they were looking for was "lucky".


Ummmmm...damn.  This; subby asked the first question I had in mind; my second would be "Did he brag or did a third-party find out?"
 
2014-01-10 12:50:18 PM  

Lapdance: Rough? C'mon, admit it, most of the gals you know look a whole lot better once they do their hair & put their war paint on. 1/2 the time they look like anyone else in your local Wal-Mart. Us guys have it a lot easier, pretty much what you see is what you get unless you wear a suit then you might look like you have Money. That's about all we can do to improve our appearance.


It's funny.  A nice suit spreads some women's legs like soft butter on warm toast.  It's kind of offputting, actually. I am not an attractive man, but when I go out in one of my $500 suits I get flirted with, occasionally pretty savagely.  When I see the same people while wearing tattered jeans and a waffle knit shirt and they literally don't even look at me.
 
2014-01-10 01:31:45 PM  

cryinoutloud: And that's as close as I've ever come to doing something like that, and I used to be both a school lunchlady and a substitute teacher. Also an overaged college student. I just don't go there. It seems like a good way to make you feel very old.


Hey. Just because you're a 50-yo woman doesn't mean you have to feel guilty about having the hots for a 25-yo guy or acting on those feelings. Unless he's you best friend's son, live your life how you want.

dustygrimp:
It's funny.  A nice suit spreads some women's legs like soft butter on warm toast.

It's advertising the size of your wallet. Some women go for the big wallets.
 
2014-01-10 01:32:26 PM  
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2014-01-10 01:56:30 PM  

cryinoutloud: Lady J: argylez: She's clearly hot enough to not have to wade in the kiddie pool.  I understand low-self esteem, but still- come on people...are you really that desperate?
what did the kid look like? I used to get the same train to work as an OUTRAGEOUSLY good looking teenage boy. he wore school uniform so im guessing 16 tops.
i didnt go there because im engaged. i mean... i didnt go there because it would have been inappropriate
what im saying is... I can see how it might happen

Nope. I spent months lusting after a guy half my age just recently, and despite the fact that he was clearly an adult (25) and would have had no problems banging me, I never touched him. Not even when he was blind drunk and we hung out for hours and hours in the middle of the night. I respected him, which might sound ridiculous but it was true. (It was complicated, OK.) Our dysfunctions were a perfect match, but I knew I could never really have him, so why go there? He broke my heart anyway without the sex.

Of course both of us might go back to the same jobs we had last summer and start the whole thing over again. I'm trying to convince myself that I'm over it. And I am. Unless I see him again.

And that's as close as I've ever come to doing something like that, and I used to be both a school lunchlady and a substitute teacher. Also an overaged college student. I just don't go there. It seems like a good way to make you feel very old.



life is short
 
2014-01-10 02:02:03 PM  
 
2014-01-10 02:02:44 PM  
Lady J:

life is short

But the years are long.
 
2014-01-10 02:18:32 PM  
Even if she was a hog (which she is so clearly not!) the kid was lucky.

In most of these cases it isn't the kid complaining or feeling victimized that gets the adult in trouble, it is the kid bragging to his friends that gets them caught.

The first rule of banging hot lunch ladies is don't talk about banging hot lunch ladies.
 
2014-01-10 02:29:45 PM  

wambu: Hey. Just because you're a 50-yo woman doesn't mean you have to feel guilty about having the hots for a 25-yo guy or acting on those feelings. Unless he's you best friend's son, live your life how you want.


Lady J: life is short


it wasn't really about me being all honorable. It was that I loved him and I didn't want to get hurt any worse than I already knew I would be. Also he had severe mommy issues (his mother used to beat him senseless, was completely psychotic, and he hadn't laid eyes on her since he was 16 and left home. He used to say that he'd kill her if she tried to mess with him again). I didn't want to complicate that trainwreck any further, since I was acting kind of like a mom to him.

If I see him again, I might have a different take on it. He ran away once, but if he comes back....then he decided to come back to me. Different circumstances.
 
2014-01-10 02:55:38 PM  

cryinoutloud: wambu: Hey. Just because you're a 50-yo woman doesn't mean you have to feel guilty about having the hots for a 25-yo guy or acting on those feelings. Unless he's you best friend's son, live your life how you want.

Lady J: life is short

it wasn't really about me being all honorable. It was that I loved him and I didn't want to get hurt any worse than I already knew I would be. Also he had severe mommy issues (his mother used to beat him senseless, was completely psychotic, and he hadn't laid eyes on her since he was 16 and left home. He used to say that he'd kill her if she tried to mess with him again). I didn't want to complicate that trainwreck any further, since I was acting kind of like a mom to him.

If I see him again, I might have a different take on it. He ran away once, but if he comes back....then he decided to come back to me. Different circumstances.


Ok, so there was some bad.

But it would make for a terrific TFD thread.
 
2014-01-10 04:57:57 PM  

Saborlas: Saborlas: Big Ramifications: log_jammin: doubleplusgood headline says "raises the question". doubleplusgood headline has always said "raises the question".
~

No. It BEGS the question, numbnuts. Don't you know English?

If she begged for cock then it begs the question.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Elements_of_Style

You just Rotsky'ed yourself.

And I just used the wrong link.


You just insisted upon yourself.
 
2014-01-10 05:04:56 PM  
Nice to see our society is still holding on to the religiously inspired fallacy that sex is somehow harmful.
 
2014-01-10 10:16:38 PM  

Saborlas: Saborlas: Big Ramifications: log_jammin: doubleplusgood headline says "raises the question". doubleplusgood headline has always said "raises the question".
~

No. It BEGS the question, numbnuts. Don't you know English?

If she begged for cock then it begs the question.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Elements_of_Style

You just Rotsky'ed yourself.

And I just used the wrong link.


~
Cheers! But I'm all good with the "begs the question" rule. I thought ya mighta worked out I WAS FARKING JOKING???

"Begging for cock = begging the question." That was my supar awesome clue that I wasn't being serious.

ps: When in doubt, use "raises the question." That's a good catch-all, even tho the rule for "begs the question" ain't that difficult.

pps: I still can't work out irony! My fave English teacher at school taught us that irony is, for example in a movie, picking up on a subtle fact that has been revealed, and ALSO knowing that a percentage of the audience haven't picked up on it.

But now I think he might have been only describing "dramatic irony" and that there are other forms of irony.

And yes, even some respectable English usage sites are starting to allow the Alanis Morrisette version into the irony clan. The morons have won.
 
2014-01-10 10:23:27 PM  

DrBrownCow: We do and should expect more from adults, and adults in a position of influence have to accept that issues of coercion and consent are going to be in question


You keep saying that, but what I see here is a lunch lady and there are a couple of problems with your assertion:

1. That she's of sufficient wit to figure this out. She's a lunch lady. I'll repeat that for you: she's a lunch lady. I mean, they do good things, but rocket scientists they are not. Despite desires to the contrary, age does not convey intelligence.

2. She's a lunch lady. There's a theme here. Lunch lady != position of influence. Yeah, she might have some influence over having some fries or having the lasagne, but I don't think her opinion on this is going to have a long term impact on the future of the student. Call me crazy, but if I have to think he'd probably survive being served brussel sprouts if she decided to be vengeful over being turned down.

Now, on the possibility of being turned down? Nada. Despite your thinking here, there are very few heterosexual teenage boys that have achieved puberty that aren't looking to find out if there's more to life than a Playboy magazine and jar of moisturizer. If they aren't, they haven't hit puberty. There's no coercion here, you know it and I know it. She flashed boobs, he had his pants off in seconds, and I doubt either felt guilty about it.
 
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