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(Boston.com)   School lunch lady, busted for having sex with her friend's teenage son, raises the question: how come no lunch ladies looked like that when I was in school?   (boston.com) divider line 124
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2014-01-09 11:17:06 PM  
She just never was the same after Sloppy Joe got through with her
 
2014-01-09 11:25:05 PM  
He gave her his pudding after she ate his meat?
 
2014-01-09 11:32:35 PM  
monkeybizness.files.wordpress.com

MORE TESTICLES MEAN MORE IRON
 
2014-01-09 11:33:06 PM  
She's pretty, case dismissed.

/no, really
 
2014-01-10 12:34:17 AM  
I'd let her serve me a hot taco, if you know what I mean, and I think that you do.
 
2014-01-10 12:38:03 AM  
No word on the alleged victim's age or even if they're a student at the school. That's some fine reporter work there, Lou.
 
2014-01-10 01:45:32 AM  
She can prep my foot-long.
 
2014-01-10 02:27:09 AM  
doubleplusgood headline says "raises the question". doubleplusgood headline has always said "raises the question".
 
2014-01-10 02:40:28 AM  
Sloppy joe sloppy sloppy joe yeah
 
2014-01-10 03:32:29 AM  
Weymouth, huh. *Obligatory oral sex joke*
 
2014-01-10 04:20:40 AM  
Is there a SS of the lunch lady? Opened the page and the video started with an ad so I closed the tab.
 
2014-01-10 04:22:35 AM  

fusillade762: No word on the alleged victim's age or even if they're a student at the school. That's some fine reporter work there, Lou.


More like fine admin work - approving a link to a site that won't display the whole article.
 
2014-01-10 04:22:38 AM  
This is a summary. To read the whole story subscribe to BostonGlobe.com
 
2014-01-10 04:23:14 AM  
Yay, paywall. Suck it.
 
2014-01-10 04:28:57 AM  
Not everyone is fine down there in lunchlady land.
 
2014-01-10 04:32:24 AM  
More healthy foods? Can't have fat, ugly lunch ladies serving better food options. Save them for the navy beans navy beans in lunch lady land
 
2014-01-10 04:35:39 AM  

Witty Comment: Not everyone is fine down there in lunchlady land.


But you've got to admit she served it with a little slice of love.
 
2014-01-10 04:46:22 AM  

C18H27NO3: Is there a SS of the lunch lady? Opened the page and the video started with an ad so I closed the tab.


A still of the woman was shown during the video, and later the woman, I think.  A rather pretty blonde, and at 32, half the age of any lunch lady I can remember.
 
2014-01-10 04:51:02 AM  
didn't see the video.... so i don't know how hot said lunch lady was.


Really came here to see this:

devilandegg.com
 
2014-01-10 04:51:34 AM  

fusillade762: No word on the alleged victim's age or even if they're a student at the school. That's some fine reporter work there, Lou.


If only there were some sort of associated video that provided more information.  Boy was 15 according to the video.  Student status unclarified.
 
2014-01-10 04:51:40 AM  
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I don't think a 15 year old boy can be a victim in this case.  I think the word they were looking for was "lucky".
 
2014-01-10 04:54:12 AM  
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CSB I suffered years of impotency and pent up 'frustration' throughout all my years in junior high. Once in high school, I met Brenda the lunch lady. It was only Brenda's strong hands that were finally able to 'unclog my plumbing' (thanks to an ancient Chinese secret technique she had learned while cooking in the trenches of Viet Nam mess halls). She used to call this maneuver, the 'Spoon Poon Crab Rangoon'.  It seemed a little strange at the time, but she would cup my junk with a large slotted cafeteria serving spoon, pinch both claws from a live blue crab onto my nipples, slide several old, grey-colored wieners up my butt and then with her huge ham-shaped fists -- punch me on top of my head as hard as she could.

I know what you're thinking, I'll admit it sounded a little farfetched even to me back then.... but let's just say the proof is in the pudding. Not only was it 100% effective every single time, but it was also very tender and loving. She was so sweet. She even crafted a pine-scented air-freshener for my 1981 Chyrsler LeBaron.
 
2014-01-10 04:55:27 AM  
Hot high school drop outs have to have jobs too!  Then while at work they get frisky..
Hey, it happens.
 
2014-01-10 05:08:38 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-10 05:09:25 AM  
The chop suey and garlic bread finally got their revenge thanks to sloppy Joe, slop, sloppy Joe...
 
2014-01-10 05:15:58 AM  
Face palm
 
2014-01-10 05:16:42 AM  
Yes, a 15 year old "victim"
 
2014-01-10 05:23:49 AM  

Bonanza Jellybean: This is a summary. To read the whole story subscribe to BostonGlobe.com


Dear BostonGlobe.Com,

Fark you.

Signed,
Me! Ed Grubermann.
 
2014-01-10 05:31:22 AM  

Bonanza Jellybean: This is a summary. To read the whole story subscribe to BostonGlobe.com


How about NO
 
2014-01-10 05:41:25 AM  

log_jammin: doubleplusgood headline says "raises the question". doubleplusgood headline has always said "raises the question".
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No. It BEGS the question, numbnuts. Don't you know English?

If she begged for cock then it begs the question.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Elements_of_Style
 
2014-01-10 05:47:13 AM  
Id ask for seconds
 
2014-01-10 05:48:25 AM  
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

/oblig

This time for damn sure.

Can't really call it a rape if it was "oh hell yes I would too."
 
2014-01-10 05:49:46 AM  
Why do they even bother arresting broads who do this?

I've seen higher bail for shoplifting.
 
2014-01-10 05:59:20 AM  
When I was in HS I was just fine with banging HS chicks, didn't care about older women.

/still never dated anyone older than me
 
2014-01-10 06:02:18 AM  

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I don't think a 15 year old boy can be a victim in this case.  I think the word they were looking for was "lucky".


He's a victim. He's peaked at 15. He'll never have it so good again. Food won't taste as good. The air won't be as fresh, the sun not as bright.  He'll spend the rest of his days wandering the earth like a ghost in limbo.  Every morning he'll spend an extra 5 minutes in bed until one day he'll just decide it's not even worth getting out of it. He's a victim of life.
 
2014-01-10 06:07:40 AM  

MagSeven: Descartes: [cbsboston.files.wordpress.com image 625x352]


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I don't think a 15 year old boy can be a victim in this case.  I think the word they were looking for was "lucky".

He's a victim. He's peaked at 15. He'll never have it so good again. Food won't taste as good. The air won't be as fresh, the sun not as bright.  He'll spend the rest of his days wandering the earth like a ghost in limbo.  Every morning he'll spend an extra 5 minutes in bed until one day he'll just decide it's not even worth getting out of it. He's a victim of life.


I dunno... kid seems like a go-getter... probably be banging the school nurse next year...
 
2014-01-10 06:11:02 AM  
I still don't get what's so attractive about a boy like that to a fully formed adult woman like her that she'd risk public humiliation and losing her (and maybe marriage and kids in some cases).

/jealous middle aged man
 
2014-01-10 06:16:44 AM  

SurfaceTension: I still don't get what's so attractive about a boy like that to a fully formed adult woman like her that she'd risk public humiliation and losing her (and maybe marriage and kids in some cases).

/jealous middle aged man


youth, faster recharge times, trainability, brings his own handcuffs...

/former teenager
 
2014-01-10 06:34:35 AM  
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She wants you to have your seconds, nice and sloppy..
 
2014-01-10 06:34:47 AM  

MagSeven: Descartes: [cbsboston.files.wordpress.com image 625x352]


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I don't think a 15 year old boy can be a victim in this case.  I think the word they were looking for was "lucky".

He's a victim. He's peaked at 15. He'll never have it so good again. Food won't taste as good. The air won't be as fresh, the sun not as bright.  He'll spend the rest of his days wandering the earth like a ghost in limbo.  Every morning he'll spend an extra 5 minutes in bed until one day he'll just decide it's not even worth getting out of it. He's a victim of life.


Pretty sure that's not true.  Mainly because you've described me perfectly, and yet I've never slept with a smoking hot 32 year old lunchlady.  The boy has hope.
 
2014-01-10 06:44:18 AM  

somemoron: MagSeven: Descartes: [cbsboston.files.wordpress.com image 625x352]


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I don't think a 15 year old boy can be a victim in this case.  I think the word they were looking for was "lucky".

He's a victim. He's peaked at 15. He'll never have it so good again. Food won't taste as good. The air won't be as fresh, the sun not as bright.  He'll spend the rest of his days wandering the earth like a ghost in limbo.  Every morning he'll spend an extra 5 minutes in bed until one day he'll just decide it's not even worth getting out of it. He's a victim of life.

Pretty sure that's not true.  Mainly because you've described me perfectly, and yet I've never slept with a smoking hot 32 year old lunchlady.  The boy has hope.


Yeah, hope that when he's a 51 year old, he can sleep with a smoking hot 32 year old lunchlady!
 
2014-01-10 07:00:49 AM  

OhioUGrad: When I was in HS I was just fine with banging HS chicks, didn't care about older women.

/still never dated anyone older than me


Yea, I always chuckle at the dorks who think some old hag whose had more dicks in her than a porcupine has spines is some great prize when the options were that or nice young/fresh party girl or cheerleader, pre-mileage.

Not to mention how many of these old skanks have STDs they're passing on to these kids.
 
2014-01-10 07:10:35 AM  

divx88: Yes, a 15 year old "victim"


I'm sure he will spend a lot of time in the bathroom reliving this nightmare.
 
2014-01-10 07:12:37 AM  
If my son ever ruined a chance to hit that by shooting off his mouth and getting her arrested, I would disown him.
 
2014-01-10 07:13:00 AM  

C18H27NO3: Is there a SS of the lunch lady?


Well, she does look kind of aryan, but I don't know why you'd make the leap to her being a Nazi...
 
2014-01-10 07:16:23 AM  

SDRR: OhioUGrad: When I was in HS I was just fine with banging HS chicks, didn't care about older women.

/still never dated anyone older than me

Yea, I always chuckle at the dorks who think some old hag whose had more dicks in her than a porcupine has spines is some great prize when the options were that or nice young/fresh party girl or cheerleader, pre-mileage.

Not to mention how many of these old skanks have STDs they're passing on to these kids.


You're lunch lady wouldn't sleep with you, would she.
 
2014-01-10 07:24:13 AM  
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Kinda rough 32, but fist, angry god, et al.
 
2014-01-10 07:44:04 AM  
Werd, subby.
 
2014-01-10 07:45:37 AM  
She's clearly hot enough to not have to wade in the kiddie pool.  I understand low-self esteem, but still- come on people...are you really that desperate?
 
2014-01-10 07:50:01 AM  
I don't think it's desperation so much as poor impulse control.
 
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