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(WMUR New Hampshire)   Want to spend the evening with George Clooney? It'll cost you. FARK: $10   (wmur.com) divider line 34
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2014-01-10 12:06:22 AM  
So he's promoting Ocean's Three Kings.
 
2014-01-10 12:07:52 AM  
I guess, Clooney. But if you play as Oddjob, then I want my Alexander Hamilton back.
 
2014-01-10 12:26:48 AM  
Is this the glib bantering Clooney or the hung over after a three day binge Clooney?  Because I don 't want to waste $10.
 
2014-01-10 01:04:18 AM  
It would be worth it just to get close enough with the gargoyle.

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2014-01-10 02:52:24 AM  
cost is Fark $10?

Oh, you gotta do 2 months of TF before you can see him
 
2014-01-10 05:42:18 AM  
Can you imagine the tail you could get if you was that guy's wingman?
 
2014-01-10 06:25:15 AM  

Oldiron_79: Can you imagine the tail you could get if you was that guy's wingman?


Careful. I'm easy on the eyes, but standing next to George I bet I'm a walrus. With braces and antennae.
 
2014-01-10 07:00:07 AM  
Meh. Not a Clooney fan - I never understood why some women get all swoon-y over him. Now give me a chance to hobnob
with Gerard Butler or Hugh Jackman? I'm there, baby. With bells on.
 
2014-01-10 07:11:27 AM  
Put me in the "Clooney seems like a cool dude" camp. I have a feeling that whoever wins this may wind up at at dive bar in the east Village trading shots with him and chatting about vagina.
 
2014-01-10 07:29:04 AM  
Can I put $5 apiece down for Vera Farmiga and Anna Kendrick instead?
 
2014-01-10 08:31:14 AM  

DanZero: cost is Fark $10?

Oh, you gotta do 2 months of TF before you can see him


No, you misunderstood.  Fark $ is the new cryptocurrency developed by the boffins down in the lab.  It can only be used for liquor and TotalFark.
 
2014-01-10 08:33:20 AM  
I'd have a beer with Mr Clooney, he seems like an interesting guy.
 
2014-01-10 08:39:38 AM  

Oldiron_79: Can you imagine the tail you could get if you was that guy's wingman?


The ugly friend of the trim he pulls is probably hotter than anyone you or I have ever had.
 
2014-01-10 08:54:12 AM  

stoli n coke: Oldiron_79: Can you imagine the tail you could get if you was that guy's wingman?

The ugly friend of the trim he pulls is probably hotter than anyone you or I have ever had.


Money and fame combination has an amazing effect on women
 
2014-01-10 09:13:55 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Is this the glib bantering Clooney or the hung over after a three day binge Clooney?  Because I don 't want to waste $10.


Its worth it for the airfare and hotel in NY alone.
 
2014-01-10 10:07:54 AM  
He is going to make an absolute killing with this.
 
2014-01-10 10:24:32 AM  
Does this include a happy ending?
 
2014-01-10 10:24:34 AM  
I'm going to guess hanging out with Clooney can get you laid. I would enter but if I won I'd have to bring my wife.
 
2014-01-10 11:06:24 AM  
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2014-01-10 11:54:29 AM  
Hey, if it means I get Clooney as a wingman/life coach for the evening, I'd buy that for $10.
 
2014-01-10 12:23:07 PM  

digitalrain: Meh. Not a Clooney fan - I never understood why some women get all swoon-y over him. Now give me a chance to hobnob
with Gerard Butler or Hugh Jackman? I'm there, baby. With bells on.


He never did it for me either, even though we're about the same age and I could lust after him without feeling creepy. I'm sure he'd be incredibly charming, funny, he seems fairly smart, and of course he has lots of stuff. Maybe he'd take me for a ride on his yacht, that would be something.

But all of his girlfriends are way better-looking than me and why would i want to hang out with someone who is just going through the motions? We'd have absolutely nothing in common and nothing to talk about. I don't want to fark him, not that he would or would want to. Give me one of those ugly old farks who are smart and interesting and who will tell me some lurid gossip about Hollywood people or something. "Looking good" just doesn't make my list.

/Give me Hugh Laurie. Give him to me.
 
2014-01-10 12:28:02 PM  
This is win-win.

The cause the funds go to is a noble one and it would be the cheapest, awesomest trip to NYC EVER.

/10 bucks well spent
 
2014-01-10 12:40:30 PM  
Dammit, US residents only.
 
2014-01-10 02:12:08 PM  

machoprogrammer: stoli n coke: Oldiron_79: Can you imagine the tail you could get if you was that guy's wingman?

The ugly friend of the trim he pulls is probably hotter than anyone you or I have ever had.

Money and fame combination has an amazing effect on women


You don't see women lining up for a chance at an evening with a Koch brother.
 
2014-01-10 02:20:14 PM  

Gulper Eel: Can I put $5 apiece down for Vera Farmiga and Anna Kendrick instead?


i bid $6.50 for kendrick!
 
2014-01-10 03:02:14 PM  
Pass.
 
2014-01-10 03:11:09 PM  

vonmatrices: DanZero: cost is Fark $10?

Oh, you gotta do 2 months of TF before you can see him

No, you misunderstood.  Fark $ is the new cryptocurrency developed by the boffins down in the lab.  It can only be used for liquor and TotalFark.


What about the hookers?
 
2014-01-10 03:15:06 PM  

Rixel: vonmatrices: DanZero: cost is Fark $10?

Oh, you gotta do 2 months of TF before you can see him

No, you misunderstood.  Fark $ is the new cryptocurrency developed by the boffins down in the lab.  It can only be used for liquor and TotalFark.

What about the hookers?


Wouldn't a better invention be a form of currency that could NOT be spent on liquor? Then it would still be available to buy TotalFark. And avoid that terrible, terrible decision.
 
2014-01-10 03:30:48 PM  

craigzy: Gulper Eel: Can I put $5 apiece down for Vera Farmiga and Anna Kendrick instead?

i bid $6.50 for kendrick!


You got a deal.

Vera lives about 20 miles from me. Saw her in the local grocery store just before Christmas, dressed like she'd just been out chopping wood for the stove. Yummy yum yum yum.
 
2014-01-10 05:34:58 PM  
If I win, can I give the prize to someone else? I'd like Clooney to spend the evening with Mike Nelson, providing guest commentary on a Rifftrax for "Return of the Killer Tomatoes" or "Return to Horror High".

/preferably the last one. I'd like to hear the full list of which drugs in what quantities were responsible for whatever the hell that film was.
 
2014-01-10 05:55:49 PM  

EdgeRunner: If I win, can I give the prize to someone else? I'd like Clooney to spend the evening with Mike Nelson, providing guest commentary on a Rifftrax for "Return of the Killer Tomatoes" or "Return to Horror High".

/preferably the last one. I'd like to hear the full list of which drugs in what quantities were responsible for whatever the hell that film was.


I dunno, the guy wrongly accepted blame for destroying the Batman franchise, I don't think he would be insulted at being called on doing "Return of the Killer Tomatoes" as a young actor.
 
2014-01-10 07:13:45 PM  

cryinoutloud: digitalrain: Meh. Not a Clooney fan - I never understood why some women get all swoon-y over him. Now give me a chance to hobnob
with Gerard Butler or Hugh Jackman? I'm there, baby. With bells on.

He never did it for me either, even though we're about the same age and I could lust after him without feeling creepy. I'm sure he'd be incredibly charming, funny, he seems fairly smart, and of course he has lots of stuff. Maybe he'd take me for a ride on his yacht, that would be something.

But all of his girlfriends are way better-looking than me and why would i want to hang out with someone who is just going through the motions? We'd have absolutely nothing in common and nothing to talk about. I don't want to fark him, not that he would or would want to. Give me one of those ugly old farks who are smart and interesting and who will tell me some lurid gossip about Hollywood people or something. "Looking good" just doesn't make my list.

/Give me Hugh Laurie. Give him to me.


Exactly. Hugh Laurie is veeeeeeerra verra nice. I tend to like the gruffer men though - GB, HJ, etc... Christian Bale
is one of my few exceptions to that rule, as he tends to be more GQ than gruff - even when he sports a beard. I will
cop to an audible 'oh my' when Chris Hemsworth came out shirtless in Thor, though. My husband was sitting next to
me and almost peed himself laughing.
 
2014-01-10 07:16:21 PM  

Mugato: EdgeRunner: If I win, can I give the prize to someone else? I'd like Clooney to spend the evening with Mike Nelson, providing guest commentary on a Rifftrax for "Return of the Killer Tomatoes" or "Return to Horror High".

/preferably the last one. I'd like to hear the full list of which drugs in what quantities were responsible for whatever the hell that film was.

I dunno, the guy wrongly accepted blame for destroying the Batman franchise, I don't think he would be insulted at being called on doing "Return of the Killer Tomatoes" as a young actor.


Clooney didn't destroy the original Batman movie franchise. That wasn't his fault. It went downhill after
Michael Keaton stepped down.

Michael Keaton...sigh...My 17 year old self had SUCH a crush on him.
 
2014-01-10 08:45:23 PM  

Mugato: EdgeRunner: If I win, can I give the prize to someone else? I'd like Clooney to spend the evening with Mike Nelson, providing guest commentary on a Rifftrax for "Return of the Killer Tomatoes" or "Return to Horror High".

/preferably the last one. I'd like to hear the full list of which drugs in what quantities were responsible for whatever the hell that film was.

I dunno, the guy wrongly accepted blame for destroying the Batman franchise, I don't think he would be insulted at being called on doing "Return of the Killer Tomatoes" as a young actor.


That's just it, I think he might be cool with playing along. I bet he'd supply some amusing anecdotes, while Nelson, Corbett, and Murphy would keep them from getting too serious or chatty.
 
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