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2014-01-10 09:37:03 AM  

jgilb: GalFriday: Mirandized: My soon-to-be 3 year old miniature schnauzer will eat raw veggies including green beans, broccoli, carots, tomatoes, cauliflower, leaf lettuce (has to be crisp) spinach and corn. I have to watch giving him too much corn, because it comes out just as it goes in. He also eats fresh (not canned) mandarin oranges and fried apples. he doesn't care for raw apples. If you give him any of this with meat he will eat the meat first, and then what's left.

My three year old miniature schnauzer will not eat broccoli or carrots or (surprisingly) peanut butter.  He loves fruit and will eat green beans.  If I have him a bowl of fruit and broccoli, he will eat all of the fruit and leave the broccoli.

Love my Schnauzer. Great personalities and very intelligent.
I let her lick my dinner plates after I'm done and a couple of nights ago I was a little slow in putting it on the floor and she came over and tapped me on my leg with her paw to let
me know to get my shiat together.


That sounds like my little guy.  He sleeps with me.  Last night I was propped up on pillows reading a book and he put a paw on my Kindle and nosed me because I had inadvertently grabbed HIS pillow when I made my pillow prop and so I leaned up and he pulled on his pillow until he got it out of the pile.  Then he flops down with a big sigh, like, "Woman, you know better than to mess with my pillow.  Get it together biatch."
 
2014-01-10 10:09:54 AM  
We accidentally left a bowl of licorice all-sorts on the table when we went out. Came home to find the whole bowl empty and the most putrid jet-black stain on the carpet where she puked it up. That one left a permanent mark that only fire could remove. Dog would eat anything.
 
2014-01-10 10:32:48 AM  
Green beans mixed with food was how I was able to get an ex girlfriend's dog to lose wait when she was in town.

As opposed to not over feeding and exercising him when she was out of town. Aka the "you're so mean!" diet.
 
2014-01-10 11:14:45 AM  
"Hey, if Rex gets a meal like that, how come we have to eat from Jack in the Box again?"
 
2014-01-10 11:43:38 AM  

ipxodi: libranoelrose: porterhouse and a t bone, with a cigar and scotch

because my dog is an American

The rule in my house is that when making a martini, the dog gets an olive.  (or he sulks)


/ He's an 80lb German Shepherd.
// Also goes completely bonkers for oranges.


matthershberger.com
 
2014-01-10 12:01:45 PM  

dolphkhan: My neighbor's dog used to beg for broccoli. I mean, I really like broccoli, but this fella would *beg* for it. Weird farking dog.



My last dog used to beg for the stalks of romain leftover from the greens I'd rip off to feed my lizards at the time.  She Also LOVED corn cobs...but those gave her gas so bad I couldn't give 'em to her.
 
2014-01-10 12:44:10 PM  
 
2014-01-10 01:08:13 PM  

GalFriday: ...That sounds like my little guy.  He sleeps with me.  Last night I was propped up on pillows reading a book and he put a paw on my Kindle and nosed me because I had inadvertently grabbed HIS pillow when I made my pillow prop and so I leaned up and he pulled on his pillow until he got it out of the pile.  Then he flops down with a big sigh, like, "Woman, you know better than to mess with my pillow.  Get it together biatch."


I have a single bed--very narrow, yet Otho insists on sleeping with me. I used to make him lay down on his own bed next to mine, but he would just wait until I fell asleep and then crawl in with me. Some things you just have to accept.
 
2014-01-10 01:10:50 PM  

elvindeath: My dog just seems to want to eat paper towel and frozen turds.


You know those little puffy absorbent things on the bottom of meat packages? I think if my dog eats one of those, her bowels will be permanently obstructed and I'll have to watch her die writhing on the floor of the kitchen.

So far they haven't done that, but I take them away from her anyway. She just gets the hamburger grease.
 
2014-01-10 03:40:03 PM  
I don't care how much you cried when you saw Bambi, your dog needs meat. You will cry more when he dies of a protein deficiency if you try to impose your vegetarian screwball beliefs on your dog.
 
2014-01-10 05:40:26 PM  
Small dog or giant pear?
 
2014-01-10 08:14:05 PM  

DanZero: The number of years that annoying meme has been on fark?


I referenced it in a "guaranteed green" headline yesterday. Doesn't matter how crappy the headline is, if it mentions a dog wanting steak it gets insta-greened.
 
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