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(NPR)   Australia and Brazil are suffering through a major heatwa-AWWWWW BABY BATS WRAPPED UP LIKE BURRITOS AND DRINKING MILK OUT OF TINY LITTLE BABY BOTTLES   (npr.org) divider line 20
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2014-01-10 01:56:12 AM
8 votes:

fusillade762: Wonder what kind of milk they're feeding them. Milking a bat can't be easy.


Yea they keep kicking over the pail
2014-01-10 01:58:16 AM
5 votes:
Hey everybody it's Ozzy Osborn's lunch
2014-01-10 01:30:11 AM
5 votes:
Milk fed bat burrito.  They'll be delicious.
2014-01-10 12:49:01 AM
4 votes:
Wow, it'a almost as if putting more energy into the system causes the system to compensate, resulting in a more powerful jet stream and resulting extreme weather.  Man, if I was a scientist, I would totally be raking in the free grant money to study that.
2014-01-10 10:16:22 AM
2 votes:

fusillade762: Wonder what kind of milk they're feeding them. Milking a bat can't be easy.


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2014-01-10 09:07:45 AM
2 votes:

Pribar: fusillade762: Wonder what kind of milk they're feeding them. Milking a bat can't be easy.

Yea they keep kicking over the pail


Ok I was very drunk last night if I found this funny enough to post, and whats worse is 5 people were drunk enough to vote it -funny-, sigh


/damn cat slept in my mouth again, gak
2014-01-10 02:08:13 AM
2 votes:

fusillade762: Wonder what kind of milk they're feeding them. Milking a bat can't be easy.


You can milk anything with nipples.
2014-01-10 01:41:02 AM
2 votes:
Wonder what kind of milk they're feeding them. Milking a bat can't be easy.
2014-01-10 10:11:12 AM
1 votes:
Brushie?

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2014-01-10 07:35:22 AM
1 votes:

The Envoy: HotWingAgenda: fusillade762: Wonder what kind of milk they're feeding them. Milking a bat can't be easy.

You can milk anything with nipples.

I have nipples  HotWingAgenda. Could you milk me?


Do you have a prostate?  Then yes. In a way.
2014-01-10 07:30:28 AM
1 votes:

wraith95: Omahawg: all the bats here went rabid and seem to have died off. sad. I miss watching their crazy bug swooping antics in the streetlights.

They actually probably got white nose syndrome. It's been spreading westward. Confirmed in jackson county missouri last year.


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2014-01-10 06:36:37 AM
1 votes:
Funny, it's often warm in the summer months.
2014-01-10 06:10:42 AM
1 votes:
steerforth
Wat? Flying foxes aren't marsupials.

Yes you are right. Placental mammals. Just looked it up. Wow I've had that misconception for ages.
2014-01-10 06:07:45 AM
1 votes:
Brushie Brushie
2014-01-10 05:35:04 AM
1 votes:

bukijin: it's an example of convergent evolution. Although they look a bit like bats they are actually marsupials. Herbivores and very intelligent - occupying the niche that primates do in other continents.


Wat? Flying foxes aren't marsupials.
2014-01-10 04:10:42 AM
1 votes:

ladyfortuna: wraith95: Omahawg: all the bats here went rabid and seem to have died off. sad. I miss watching their crazy bug swooping antics in the streetlights.

They actually probably got white nose syndrome. It's been spreading westward. Confirmed in jackson county missouri last year.

Two bats got in my house on consecutive nights two summers ago, and while I managed to get the first one out without incident, I felt awful when my cat killed the next one. I was kind of shocked we had that many show up at all. The only good news was the bat wasn't rabid and my cat didn't have to go into quarantine...

/oh yeah and there was a third 'night of the bat' the following weekend
//don't put solar lights anywhere near a hole in your foundation...


Heh, I get about 4 or 5 bats a year in my place, built in 1917. I net them and take them outside. It doesn't take too much effort to avoid getting bitten, and most bats aren't rabid.
2014-01-10 03:08:13 AM
1 votes:

Omahawg: all the bats here went rabid and seem to have died off. sad. I miss watching their crazy bug swooping antics in the streetlights.


They actually probably got white nose syndrome. It's been spreading westward. Confirmed in jackson county missouri last year.
2014-01-10 02:33:19 AM
1 votes:
Batty.
2014-01-10 02:21:51 AM
1 votes:
So, like has anybody like solved the global warming equation of this awesome story for us yet in the thread? I love it when internet scientists get all asplainy with keeno current jargon!
2014-01-10 01:56:30 AM
1 votes:
While U.S. Shivers, Australia And Brazil Sizzle

Gee, I wonder if the tilt of the axis of the Earth has something to do with that, and that global warming doesn't mean "It's cold in the United States Northeast during the winter, that means global warming is a myth!"
 
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