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(My Fox NY)   Man smashes car into gas station and steals banana because...This didn't happen in Florida? Huh   (myfoxny.com) divider line 20
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2014-01-09 11:14:08 PM
Ricky? Julian?

Farkgoofs?
 
2014-01-09 11:23:41 PM
Not every moron lives in Florida.
 
2014-01-09 11:27:02 PM
He must have had some really bad muscle cramps.
 
2014-01-09 11:28:18 PM
if he wanted to steal a banana so bad, walmart is open 24/7 and the bananas are unguarded...
 
2014-01-09 11:29:32 PM
Maybe he was just being a curious George.
 
2014-01-09 11:30:51 PM
imageshack.com
 
2014-01-09 11:31:06 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

It's okay guys, he's got this.
 
2014-01-09 11:32:50 PM

Maul555: if he wanted to steal a banana so bad, walmart is open 24/7 and the bananas are unguarded...


He didn't want to be one of those people that shop at wal-mart.
 
2014-01-09 11:33:21 PM
There's always money in the banana stand.
 
2014-01-09 11:35:10 PM
yogabbagabba.com

//Wanted for questioning
 
2014-01-09 11:43:24 PM
Gob Bluth?
 
2014-01-09 11:49:17 PM

Smatchmo The Chunkateer: There's always money in the banana stand.


cache.boston.com
i should have known...
 
2014-01-09 11:49:52 PM
 
2014-01-09 11:53:12 PM
Lemme guess, since he grabbed the banana he's upgraded to a felony charge?
 
2014-01-09 11:58:07 PM

Kaybeck: It's okay guys, he's got this.


What if the banana had a pointed stick?
 
2014-01-10 12:02:02 AM
Came for the Arrested Development jokes, leaving happy.

Need to finish watching it,have a season left, shame the only person I know with the remaining season is my Ex. Will have to fix that issue.
 
2014-01-10 12:02:45 AM

macross87: Kaybeck: It's okay guys, he's got this.

What if the banana had a pointed stick?


Then he should have used an atlatl to fling poop.
 
2014-01-10 12:07:10 AM
Yeah, my noon news broadcast brought this up...sounds so much stupider now.
 
2014-01-10 12:11:18 AM
So, what are the odds he pleads "not guilty by reason of potassium deficiency?"
 
2014-01-10 12:48:30 AM
No, no. No more banana grabbing, no more car grabbing.
 
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