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(Topless Robot)   A review of the new Grilled Stuft Nacho, of which Taco Bell has been marketing by showing commercials which imply the food is designed to be eaten while running away from the father of the underage girl you just tried to f*ck   (toplessrobot.com) divider line 33
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2014-01-10 01:05:45 AM  
17 votes:

jaylectricity: When the dad got home early, did he bring the food?


The dad is also portrayed in as slightly chewing on some remnant of the stuffed nacho. Clearly, the nacho is a metaphor for thoughts about the girl's sexuality as reduced to a commercial consumable product---as the the guardian of his daughter her father is portrayed as only having oblique contact (as fathers do)  with awareness of his daughter's desires. He chases the boy who has the Lacanian phallus (nacho) and represents the father's simultaneous authority and repressed wish to fulfill his own desire for his daughter's friends. Of course the daughter is never actually portrayed--she is silenced as a vanishing mediator for the transference of authority between the male youth and the male father. Everything is depicted in slow motion, causing the eye to focus directly on the mouth and its contact point with the nacho (or in the father's case, the deferred nacho). The subtext of the commercial clearly says that if you purchase and openly eat the grilled stuffed nacho, you are actually farking the daughter.

I'm kidding.

No one has the Lacanian Phallus.
2014-01-10 03:57:04 AM  
7 votes:

Mentat: DrBenway: jaylectricity: fusillade762: jaylectricity: I have been talking about this commercial for weeks. I'm trying to figure it all out.

When the dad got home early, did he bring the food?
Or did the kid have the food already?
If he had the food already, why would he be farking the girl? Or why wouldn't the food already be gone when dad came home and caught him?
Getting back to the dad, if he brought the food home, did the kid steal the food and run?
Or maybe the kid bought the food, brought it to his OWN house thinking he'd have time to eat it before his jealous father got home. Maybe he had to run or else the dad would have beat him silly and taken his food.

There are really a number of different angles to this commercial and it bothers me that I can't be convinced on any one scenario.

You're really over-thinking this.

I'm not fretting about it...just trying to flesh some material out of it.

I just figured it was some sort of "adding insult to injury" angle -- not only was the young man screwing the dad's daughter, but he stole his Taco Bell on the way out of the house. Of course that poses a new question for you to chew on: is dad angrier about the sex or on account of the purloined stuft nacho?

He's probably pissed that his wife caught him with a stuffed nacho.  He's obviously overweight and probably has high blood pressure, so she's probably nagging him about exercising more and eating right.  Now that she caught him in the act thanks to douchenozzle, it's back to salads and no sex.  I'd chase after the little farker too.


The worst part of this, you know, is that here we are on Fark in the middle of the night writing fan fiction for Taco Bell commercials. This is not the way I expected my life to turn out.

I'm gonna need another drink or three.
2014-01-10 12:29:15 AM  
7 votes:
I have been talking about this commercial for weeks. I'm trying to figure it all out.

When the dad got home early, did he bring the food?
Or did the kid have the food already?
If he had the food already, why would he be farking the girl? Or why wouldn't the food already be gone when dad came home and caught him?
Getting back to the dad, if he brought the food home, did the kid steal the food and run?
Or maybe the kid bought the food, brought it to his OWN house thinking he'd have time to eat it before his jealous father got home. Maybe he had to run or else the dad would have beat him silly and taken his food.

There are really a number of different angles to this commercial and it bothers me that I can't be convinced on any one scenario.
2014-01-10 05:49:08 AM  
4 votes:

Ishidan: 1nsanilicious: When did reviews of things become profanity laced comparisons of extreme hate?

Why not ask why our cooking shows no longer look like Julia Child or even Iron Chef, and instead look like Gordon Ramsay? Same reason.
/know what we need? An edgy, angry show about painting. If we can turn The Galloping Gourmet into a spectacle of screaming and profanity, just imagine what we could do with Bob Ross's favorite activity.


"WHAT THE FARK ARE YOU SO HAPPY ABOUT, TREES?!?!?"
2014-01-09 10:34:20 PM  
4 votes:

technofiend: Eww.. I find wanting to eat a girl's stuffed taco to be a very specific and bizarre fetish.


You're thinking of an Alabama Hot Pocket.
2014-01-10 02:03:40 PM  
3 votes:

SirEattonHogg: I think we are arguing over different meanings of "horrible". The product is actually good in terms of selling and making the company a profit.  In addition, it's a fast food that appeals to a large portion of the population or obviously it would be out of business.


This is exactly right. In addition there may be different aspects of the thing that are horrible. For example, as I recall Taco Bell is rather tasty in the trashy, sleazy way that salt-and-fat stuffed processed food can be. It'll hit a bunch of flavor receptors and drop a big processed cheese party in your mouth. The food is edible, and digestible. The problems, for me and many others, occur post-digestion. Nothing in the world creates the same paint-peeling farts that Taco Bell can. I'm talking about those ones that feel burning hot when they come out, then all off a sudden the air turns green, light bulbs blow out, and domestic animals scream and tear out of the room. No other Mexican food works this way. Taco Bell has given me farts so bad, they've actually travelled back in time. That's right--they've ripped the goddamned space-time continuum. Like all of a sudden you smell something tremendously, gaggingly awful, but can't find the source. Then you eat at Taco Bell. Then later you rip one of those rambling phadookas, but you don't smell anything, and then you realize the stench actually shot back in time to before the meal. And after the farts, you know you're going to be spending some quality toilet time--the kind requiring a couple of courtesy flushes, and then three more to deal with all the paperwork.

That's where the horribleness comes in. Tasty food, cheap, stops the hunger, but it'll leave your ass battered harder than Rihanna and all the fluorescent tubes melted and the toilet paper used up.
2014-01-10 06:57:29 AM  
3 votes:
I'd love to try a grilled stuft nacho, but all I had was a $2 bill.
2014-01-10 12:42:19 AM  
3 votes:

jaylectricity: I have been talking about this commercial for weeks. I'm trying to figure it all out.

When the dad got home early, did he bring the food?
Or did the kid have the food already?
If he had the food already, why would he be farking the girl? Or why wouldn't the food already be gone when dad came home and caught him?
Getting back to the dad, if he brought the food home, did the kid steal the food and run?
Or maybe the kid bought the food, brought it to his OWN house thinking he'd have time to eat it before his jealous father got home. Maybe he had to run or else the dad would have beat him silly and taken his food.

There are really a number of different angles to this commercial and it bothers me that I can't be convinced on any one scenario.


You're really over-thinking this.
2014-01-10 08:33:23 AM  
2 votes:
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2014-01-10 01:26:15 AM  
2 votes:

jaylectricity: fusillade762: jaylectricity: I have been talking about this commercial for weeks. I'm trying to figure it all out.

When the dad got home early, did he bring the food?
Or did the kid have the food already?
If he had the food already, why would he be farking the girl? Or why wouldn't the food already be gone when dad came home and caught him?
Getting back to the dad, if he brought the food home, did the kid steal the food and run?
Or maybe the kid bought the food, brought it to his OWN house thinking he'd have time to eat it before his jealous father got home. Maybe he had to run or else the dad would have beat him silly and taken his food.

There are really a number of different angles to this commercial and it bothers me that I can't be convinced on any one scenario.

You're really over-thinking this.

I'm not fretting about it...just trying to flesh some material out of it.


I just figured it was some sort of "adding insult to injury" angle -- not only was the young man screwing the dad's daughter, but he stole his Taco Bell on the way out of the house. Of course that poses a new question for you to chew on: is dad angrier about the sex or on account of the purloined stuft nacho?
2014-01-09 07:15:50 PM  
2 votes:
mitchieville.com

Maybe some girls like Taco Bell instead?
2014-01-10 03:00:20 PM  
1 votes:
I keep thinking about that poor dog. It's clear he is about to maul that boy, and the father will probably join in. So dad goes to jail for assault, the dog will be euthanized, and his carcass will be sent to a rendering plant and converted back into Taco Bell products. It's the circle of life!
2014-01-10 02:52:44 PM  
1 votes:

Arthen: Wow, the trope of implying taco bell food is bad food, will never die.

FTFY

2014-01-10 10:49:01 AM  
1 votes:
Had one last week.  It was farking horrible, and I'm no food snob.  None of the flavors jive at all, and there was zero discernable cheese flavor.  The sour cream (which I like, in general) made it worse.  But my four year-old kind of liked it, so Taco Bell has that going for them, which is nice.
2014-01-10 10:21:05 AM  
1 votes:

jaylectricity: I have been talking about this commercial for weeks. I'm trying to figure it all out.

When the dad got home early, did he bring the food?
Or did the kid have the food already?
If he had the food already, why would he be farking the girl? Or why wouldn't the food already be gone when dad came home and caught him?
Getting back to the dad, if he brought the food home, did the kid steal the food and run?
Or maybe the kid bought the food, brought it to his OWN house thinking he'd have time to eat it before his jealous father got home. Maybe he had to run or else the dad would have beat him silly and taken his food.

There are really a number of different angles to this commercial and it bothers me that I can't be convinced on any one scenario.


The other issue I have with that commercial is that the audio seems to say "YOUR parents come home early."  I don't hear "HER parents come home early" at all, and I've hit rewind on the DVR a couple of times to make sure I'm getting it right.  Maybe it's different in my market.  So as I hear it, the kid is running away from his own home.  Carrying food.  I just figured he had a party there or something.
2014-01-10 09:55:07 AM  
1 votes:

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I refer to the mad dash to the toilet after Taco Bell as having to "Make a Run for the Border".
2014-01-10 09:23:43 AM  
1 votes:

jaylectricity: I have been talking about this commercial for weeks. I'm trying to figure it all out.

When the dad got home early, did he bring the food?
Or did the kid have the food already?
If he had the food already, why would he be farking the girl? Or why wouldn't the food already be gone when dad came home and caught him?
Getting back to the dad, if he brought the food home, did the kid steal the food and run?
Or maybe the kid bought the food, brought it to his OWN house thinking he'd have time to eat it before his jealous father got home. Maybe he had to run or else the dad would have beat him silly and taken his food.

There are really a number of different angles to this commercial and it bothers me that I can't be convinced on any one scenario.


What bothers me is that it's the same dad from that Nintendo WiiU commercial...

And the girl in that commercial looks to be about 9-10.

/fictional character outrage??
2014-01-10 08:51:54 AM  
1 votes:

blindio: GDubDub: 1nsanilicious: Bendal: I always figure the boy didn't fark the dad's daughter; he's fully dressed and doesn't look disheveled at all. In addition, he hadn't started eating the Taco Bell food at all; we see him taking his first bite while he's running.

So, either he stole Dad's taco and is eating it, or he brought it with him intending to eat it after the farking was done, only Dad showed up early before they got to the 'clothes on the floor' step.

.

I think the nacho is a euphemism for the Dad's daughter.

"Eating one of these gives the same joy as losing your virginity for the first time"

You can lose it more than once?

I lost my virginity!!!!!  No, wait, there it is...


You can lose your cherry, but you'll always have the box it came in.


Sorry.  Hey, it's friday and I'm at work and already bored.
2014-01-10 08:47:43 AM  
1 votes:

GDubDub: 1nsanilicious: Bendal: I always figure the boy didn't fark the dad's daughter; he's fully dressed and doesn't look disheveled at all. In addition, he hadn't started eating the Taco Bell food at all; we see him taking his first bite while he's running.

So, either he stole Dad's taco and is eating it, or he brought it with him intending to eat it after the farking was done, only Dad showed up early before they got to the 'clothes on the floor' step.

.

I think the nacho is a euphemism for the Dad's daughter.

"Eating one of these gives the same joy as losing your virginity for the first time"

You can lose it more than once?


I lost my virginity!!!!!  No, wait, there it is...
2014-01-10 08:44:35 AM  
1 votes:
My wife tried one and very unhappily kept referring to it as a "burnt pancake".  Needless to say, she was not impressed ;)
2014-01-10 08:35:56 AM  
1 votes:

Bendal: I always figure the boy didn't fark the dad's daughter; he's fully dressed and doesn't look disheveled at all. In addition, he hadn't started eating the Taco Bell food at all; we see him taking his first bite while he's running.

So, either he stole Dad's taco and is eating it, or he brought it with him intending to eat it after the farking was done, only Dad showed up early before they got to the 'clothes on the floor' step.


.

I think the nacho is a euphemism for the Dad's daughter.

"Eating one of these gives the same joy as losing your virginity for the first time"
2014-01-10 07:31:55 AM  
1 votes:

C18H27NO3: Dear Taco Bell,
    Add some real fire to one item on your menu and you'll get the sales.
Not any of this namby-pamby stuff that everyone tries to pass off as hot; eg., your Volcano thinger, Wendy's spicy chicken thing, whatever Carl's Jr's caliente du jour is...
I'm talking actually hot. Make it like you mean it. Just one obvious item that burns your face off and people will line up for it.


The problem with that is that your avereage person would be like "I'm a man, I like hot things. *munch* ZOMG! Is too hot! Why you no tell me is hot?? I wants back my monies"

There are people who enjoy things that are actualy spicy. There are a lot more who just think they do. For instance this one chinese buffet I used t to go to had awesome peppered crunchy green beans. Lots of pepper for a good spice kick. Well one day I get some, and they are bland as hell hell. They are labeled 'peppered greenbeans' but there is maybe 2 specks of pepper per square inch. I asked the chinese lady WTF. She says "Everyone complained. They said it was too hot" I told her "it says *peppered* greenbeans. If they don't like pepper on it, they shouldn't eat it then" She agreed, but had to cater to the most people. She'd make me a proper batch whenever I asked, but I still hated that they had to change it for a few sissies.

I don't like things that are so hot that everything just tastes like burning. But I enjoy heat when it adds flavor. I am of the firm belief that if you are using pepper in something, you damn well better be able to see little black bits everywhere, or why even bother?
2014-01-10 05:07:37 AM  
1 votes:

DrBenway: The worst part of this, you know, is that here we are on Fark in the middle of the night writing fan fiction for Taco Bell commercials. This is not the way I expected my life to turn out.

I'm gonna need another drink or three.


a few days ago I watched a two hour youtube video of the people at neweggtv talking about themselves. about half way through it sunk in that I somehow became a fan of a certain companies commercials. so much so, that I'll watch the actors/presenters answer questions about themselves for two full hours. why? I honestly don't know.
2014-01-10 04:42:22 AM  
1 votes:

Somacandra: jaylectricity: When the dad got home early, did he bring the food?

The dad is also portrayed in as slightly chewing on some remnant of the stuffed nacho. Clearly, the nacho is a metaphor for thoughts about the girl's sexuality as reduced to a commercial consumable product---as the the guardian of his daughter her father is portrayed as only having oblique contact (as fathers do)  with awareness of his daughter's desires. He chases the boy who has the Lacanian phallus (nacho) and represents the father's simultaneous authority and repressed wish to fulfill his own desire for his daughter's friends. Of course the daughter is never actually portrayed--she is silenced as a vanishing mediator for the transference of authority between the male youth and the male father. Everything is depicted in slow motion, causing the eye to focus directly on the mouth and its contact point with the nacho (or in the father's case, the deferred nacho). The subtext of the commercial clearly says that if you purchase and openly eat the grilled stuffed nacho, you are actually farking the daughter.

I'm kidding.

No one has the Lacanian Phallus.


I'm not sure who has done more drugs right now...the ad-writing team, or you.
2014-01-10 04:16:12 AM  
1 votes:

Just_a_Bear: So apparently Taco Smell customers are supposed to be dumb enough to try to eat a meal while running for their lives. Got it.


If you're already going to be running for your life then why not multitask and eat something in the process?
If I were just falling off a cliff as opposed to falling off a cliff eating a cinnamon bun I'd probably choose the latter.

/not a fatty
2014-01-10 04:05:23 AM  
1 votes:
So apparently Taco Smell customers are supposed to be dumb enough to try to eat a meal while running for their lives.  Got it.
2014-01-10 03:46:17 AM  
1 votes:

Shadowtag: Is that what's happening in that ad? Cuz I heard it as "YOUR dad came home early". So maybe the kid's banging his sister.


They changed the audio from her to your. I looked it up because I thought the same thing (why is this kid banging his sister)
2014-01-10 03:45:17 AM  
1 votes:

Peter von Nostrand: Peter von Nostrand: So we're all on the same page here, what are we outraged about... The crappy food or some kid getting his rocks off?

* What are we supposed to be outraged about


That an underaged boy is having sex with an underaged girl and they're both eating overaged food.
2014-01-10 03:35:55 AM  
1 votes:

jaylectricity: I have been talking about this commercial for weeks. I'm trying to figure it all out.

When the dad got home early, did he bring the food?
Or did the kid have the food already?
If he had the food already, why would he be farking the girl? Or why wouldn't the food already be gone when dad came home and caught him?
Getting back to the dad, if he brought the food home, did the kid steal the food and run?
Or maybe the kid bought the food, brought it to his OWN house thinking he'd have time to eat it before his jealous father got home. Maybe he had to run or else the dad would have beat him silly and taken his food.

There are really a number of different angles to this commercial and it bothers me that I can't be convinced on any one scenario.


I'm kind of in love with the idea of the kid fleeing into a Taco Bell, placing his order with the fuming dad screeching to a halt behind him in line, who then feels obligated to order something himself before continuing the pursuit.. maybe a Baja Blast or a chicken soft taco.
2014-01-10 01:52:57 AM  
1 votes:

Somacandra: jaylectricity: When the dad got home early, did he bring the food?

The dad is also portrayed in as slightly chewing on some remnant of the stuffed nacho. Clearly, the nacho is a metaphor for thoughts about the girl's sexuality as reduced to a commercial consumable product---as the the guardian of his daughter her father is portrayed as only having oblique contact (as fathers do)  with awareness of his daughter's desires. He chases the boy who has the Lacanian phallus (nacho) and represents the father's simultaneous authority and repressed wish to fulfill his own desire for his daughter's friends. Of course the daughter is never actually portrayed--she is silenced as a vanishing mediator for the transference of authority between the male youth and the male father. Everything is depicted in slow motion, causing the eye to focus directly on the mouth and its contact point with the nacho (or in the father's case, the deferred nacho). The subtext of the commercial clearly says that if you purchase and openly eat the grilled stuffed nacho, you are actually farking the daughter.

I'm kidding.

No one has the Lacanian Phallus.


Well, this isn't hitting Main for a while still, and I have to go to bed, but kindly click the "Funny" button for me when it shows up.  That was a beautifully earnest analysis.

Two enthusiastic thumbs up.
2014-01-09 08:53:37 PM  
1 votes:
Haven't seen the ad- does the kid run before or after he makes Shawn Johnson's taco pop?
2014-01-09 07:20:57 PM  
1 votes:
After a pink taco, enjoy a Grilled Stuffed Nacho!
2014-01-09 07:09:13 PM  
1 votes:
Eww.. I find wanting to eat a girl's stuffed taco to be a very specific and bizarre fetish.
 
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