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(Topless Robot)   A review of the new Grilled Stuft Nacho, of which Taco Bell has been marketing by showing commercials which imply the food is designed to be eaten while running away from the father of the underage girl you just tried to f*ck   (toplessrobot.com) divider line 18
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2014-01-10 01:05:45 AM  
3 votes:

jaylectricity: When the dad got home early, did he bring the food?


The dad is also portrayed in as slightly chewing on some remnant of the stuffed nacho. Clearly, the nacho is a metaphor for thoughts about the girl's sexuality as reduced to a commercial consumable product---as the the guardian of his daughter her father is portrayed as only having oblique contact (as fathers do)  with awareness of his daughter's desires. He chases the boy who has the Lacanian phallus (nacho) and represents the father's simultaneous authority and repressed wish to fulfill his own desire for his daughter's friends. Of course the daughter is never actually portrayed--she is silenced as a vanishing mediator for the transference of authority between the male youth and the male father. Everything is depicted in slow motion, causing the eye to focus directly on the mouth and its contact point with the nacho (or in the father's case, the deferred nacho). The subtext of the commercial clearly says that if you purchase and openly eat the grilled stuffed nacho, you are actually farking the daughter.

I'm kidding.

No one has the Lacanian Phallus.
2014-01-10 03:28:03 AM  
2 votes:
Just as long as it's not another Dorito thing. After hearing everyone talk about how good the Doritos Locos Tacos were, I thought I'd try one.

It was like eating the innards of a taco through a shell made completely of salt. It didn't taste like Doritos. It didn't taste like a taco. It tasted like crunchy, lumpy salt. Probably the grossest thing I've ever eaten.

What the fark is wrong with people

/csb
//seriously they're gross as hell
2014-01-10 12:46:35 AM  
2 votes:
Can I eat my stuffed nacho while jumping my Nissan Rogue onto a moving train?

/This post is fantasy.  Cars don't drive on trains
2014-01-09 07:09:13 PM  
2 votes:
Eww.. I find wanting to eat a girl's stuffed taco to be a very specific and bizarre fetish.
2014-01-10 05:45:23 PM  
1 votes:

Arthen: Extra points for putting quotes around beef and saying sour cream is gross.


Real sour cream is delicious.

The caulking gun full of dehydrated milk solids and modified food starch they use at Taco Bell is unrelated to real sour cream.
2014-01-10 01:48:28 PM  
1 votes:

fredklein: My point is that these companies make a lot of money providing what they provide. This would not happen if their products were really 'horrible'. Thus, any opinion that the products are horrible is incorrect on the face of it.


You know, Justin Bieber makes a lot of money from the product he provides, but it's still horrible.

I don't think "makes a lot of money" necessarily equals "not a horrible product".
2014-01-10 11:51:49 AM  
1 votes:

Zombalupagus: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [i43.tinypic.com image 480x722]

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I refer to the mad dash to the toilet after Taco Bell as having to "Make a Run for the Border".


Maybe you should see a doctor. Plenty of people have no problem eating and digesting Taco Bell food (or fast food in general).

I find it funny that some people go on and on about how McDonalds/Taco Bell/Starbucks/etc products are so horrible, while completely ignoring the fact that all these companies are extremely successful, to the tune of Billions a year. How much money did _you_ make this year, Mr. 'Tacobellsucks'?
2014-01-10 09:36:07 AM  
1 votes:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Arthen: Extra points for putting quotes around beef

There's a reason for that, you know.


No. That was a fraudulent lawsuit that was dropped 2 years ago.

http://www.tacobell.com/nutrition/foodfacts/BeefQuality/BeefIngredie nt FAQ
2014-01-10 07:43:05 AM  
1 votes:

Ishidan: 1nsanilicious: When did reviews of things become profanity laced comparisons of extreme hate?

Why not ask why our cooking shows no longer look like Julia Child or even Iron Chef, and instead look like Gordon Ramsay? Same reason.
/know what we need? An edgy, angry show about painting. If we can turn The Galloping Gourmet into a spectacle of screaming and profanity, just imagine what we could do with Bob Ross's favorite activity.


Drama sells.

You can still find good instruction if you know where to look though.  Alton Brown, America's Test Kitchen and Jacques Pepin just off the top of my head, and are three of my favorites.

Also, Thomas Keller recently started doing a YouTube show.  He's a remarkably good teacher for having no background in acting or broadcasting or anything.  He has natural ease like Pepin does that probably comes part from natural talent and part from the confidence of having such a complete mastery of everything he talks about.
2014-01-10 06:57:29 AM  
1 votes:
I'd love to try a grilled stuft nacho, but all I had was a $2 bill.
2014-01-10 03:57:04 AM  
1 votes:

Mentat: DrBenway: jaylectricity: fusillade762: jaylectricity: I have been talking about this commercial for weeks. I'm trying to figure it all out.

When the dad got home early, did he bring the food?
Or did the kid have the food already?
If he had the food already, why would he be farking the girl? Or why wouldn't the food already be gone when dad came home and caught him?
Getting back to the dad, if he brought the food home, did the kid steal the food and run?
Or maybe the kid bought the food, brought it to his OWN house thinking he'd have time to eat it before his jealous father got home. Maybe he had to run or else the dad would have beat him silly and taken his food.

There are really a number of different angles to this commercial and it bothers me that I can't be convinced on any one scenario.

You're really over-thinking this.

I'm not fretting about it...just trying to flesh some material out of it.

I just figured it was some sort of "adding insult to injury" angle -- not only was the young man screwing the dad's daughter, but he stole his Taco Bell on the way out of the house. Of course that poses a new question for you to chew on: is dad angrier about the sex or on account of the purloined stuft nacho?

He's probably pissed that his wife caught him with a stuffed nacho.  He's obviously overweight and probably has high blood pressure, so she's probably nagging him about exercising more and eating right.  Now that she caught him in the act thanks to douchenozzle, it's back to salads and no sex.  I'd chase after the little farker too.


The worst part of this, you know, is that here we are on Fark in the middle of the night writing fan fiction for Taco Bell commercials. This is not the way I expected my life to turn out.

I'm gonna need another drink or three.
2014-01-10 03:46:17 AM  
1 votes:

Shadowtag: Is that what's happening in that ad? Cuz I heard it as "YOUR dad came home early". So maybe the kid's banging his sister.


They changed the audio from her to your. I looked it up because I thought the same thing (why is this kid banging his sister)
2014-01-10 01:26:15 AM  
1 votes:

jaylectricity: fusillade762: jaylectricity: I have been talking about this commercial for weeks. I'm trying to figure it all out.

When the dad got home early, did he bring the food?
Or did the kid have the food already?
If he had the food already, why would he be farking the girl? Or why wouldn't the food already be gone when dad came home and caught him?
Getting back to the dad, if he brought the food home, did the kid steal the food and run?
Or maybe the kid bought the food, brought it to his OWN house thinking he'd have time to eat it before his jealous father got home. Maybe he had to run or else the dad would have beat him silly and taken his food.

There are really a number of different angles to this commercial and it bothers me that I can't be convinced on any one scenario.

You're really over-thinking this.

I'm not fretting about it...just trying to flesh some material out of it.


I just figured it was some sort of "adding insult to injury" angle -- not only was the young man screwing the dad's daughter, but he stole his Taco Bell on the way out of the house. Of course that poses a new question for you to chew on: is dad angrier about the sex or on account of the purloined stuft nacho?
2014-01-10 12:42:19 AM  
1 votes:

jaylectricity: I have been talking about this commercial for weeks. I'm trying to figure it all out.

When the dad got home early, did he bring the food?
Or did the kid have the food already?
If he had the food already, why would he be farking the girl? Or why wouldn't the food already be gone when dad came home and caught him?
Getting back to the dad, if he brought the food home, did the kid steal the food and run?
Or maybe the kid bought the food, brought it to his OWN house thinking he'd have time to eat it before his jealous father got home. Maybe he had to run or else the dad would have beat him silly and taken his food.

There are really a number of different angles to this commercial and it bothers me that I can't be convinced on any one scenario.


You're really over-thinking this.
2014-01-10 12:29:15 AM  
1 votes:
I have been talking about this commercial for weeks. I'm trying to figure it all out.

When the dad got home early, did he bring the food?
Or did the kid have the food already?
If he had the food already, why would he be farking the girl? Or why wouldn't the food already be gone when dad came home and caught him?
Getting back to the dad, if he brought the food home, did the kid steal the food and run?
Or maybe the kid bought the food, brought it to his OWN house thinking he'd have time to eat it before his jealous father got home. Maybe he had to run or else the dad would have beat him silly and taken his food.

There are really a number of different angles to this commercial and it bothers me that I can't be convinced on any one scenario.
2014-01-09 11:19:53 PM  
1 votes:
"Stuft", subby.. "Stuft"

/but considering how it's only in the headline and mentioned throughout the article, I can understand how subby didn't see it
2014-01-09 07:51:18 PM  
1 votes:
It doesn't look remotely appetizing in the commercial either.
2014-01-09 07:15:50 PM  
1 votes:
mitchieville.com

Maybe some girls like Taco Bell instead?
 
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