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(Orlando Sentinel)   Pregnant woman attacks roommate in argument over butter   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 47
    More: Florida, pregnancy, Jennifer Feagley, Patricia Marson, roommates, schizoaffective disorder, butter, Volusia County  
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2014-01-09 11:08:29 PM  
I love how they buried the fact that she's an unmedicated schizophrenic in the last sentence.  That might be slightly more likely to cause someone to snap and beat their roommate than a pregnancy.
 
2014-01-10 12:14:11 AM  
I can't believe it.
 
2014-01-10 12:25:11 AM  
So, it was assault... and buttery?
 
2014-01-10 12:52:15 AM  
So...rare butter trifecta in play, Submitter?
 
2014-01-10 01:32:49 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: So, it was assault... and buttery?


Whey to go.
 
2014-01-10 01:36:25 AM  

jaylectricity: I can't believe it.


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2014-01-10 05:31:28 AM  
¿Por qué?
 
2014-01-10 05:34:26 AM  
Last Tango in Orlando?
 
2014-01-10 05:45:25 AM  
Florida is a churning pot of the curdling milk that once was of human kindness. Now nothing remains but sour taste of whey lost.
 
2014-01-10 05:45:40 AM  
Looks like a spinoff of "Honey Boo Boo" is in the making once this one gives birth.
 
2014-01-10 05:53:12 AM  
They sound fat
 
2014-01-10 05:54:45 AM  

gamergirl23: she's an unmedicated schizophrenic


Most women are about 1 week a month.
 
Poe
2014-01-10 05:58:00 AM  
A pregnant schizo; someone literally stuck their dick in crazy.
 
2014-01-10 05:58:23 AM  
Was she a Zook or a Yook?
 
2014-01-10 06:00:15 AM  
Everything tastes better with Blue Bonnet on it, including kitchen appliances.

/Barely read the article
//Had to hurry to make my own butter commercial remark
 
2014-01-10 06:06:25 AM  
What a couple of butterbeans.
 
2014-01-10 06:29:17 AM  

Harry_Seldon: ¿Por qué?


butter.
 
2014-01-10 06:32:17 AM  
Crazy biatch: Why did you put butter on the stove when you could have fed it to me?
Victim: But a cockroach crawled over the butter!
Crazy biatch: Then better, I love some cock in my butter! (attacks)
 
2014-01-10 06:33:29 AM  
It's sad how the mentally ill in this country have been margarinalized.
 
2014-01-10 06:38:45 AM  

gamergirl23: I love how they buried the fact that she's an unmedicated schizophrenic in the last sentence.  That might be slightly more likely to cause someone to snap and beat their roommate than a pregnancy.




Pretty much. In my experience, women who act absurd during pregnancy are just poorly behaved people who suddenly think they have an excuse to act out. Hormone swings and food cravings do not automatically turn you into an asshole.
 
2014-01-10 06:45:44 AM  

styckx: They sound fat


www.trbimg.com

This one looks trans fat.
 
2014-01-10 06:46:11 AM  

bugmn99: It's sad how the mentally ill in this country have been margarinalized.


The ERs will take you in wehen you have an episode, but they just give you pills and immediately kick you out again. There's a lot of churn.
 
2014-01-10 06:48:31 AM  
That simple act churned up a lot of anger..
 
2014-01-10 06:56:24 AM  
It's too bad this didn't happen in Land O'Lakes, Florida.
 
2014-01-10 07:05:21 AM  
How the f*ck does the state allow a single, insane person to reproduce. They will only end up taking it away from her after it's born, and probably give it to a foster parent who is the only person on the face of the earth that is more dangerous to the child's health than the mother.

/did I cover everything?
 
2014-01-10 07:07:22 AM  
Oh, I left out -- all this at the taxpayer's expense.
Where's my coffee?
 
2014-01-10 07:11:24 AM  
I DNRTFA, but did she try to attack the officer too? Because if she did, she could also be charged
with buttery on oleo.

/ ba dum pshhhhhhhhhh...
 
2014-01-10 07:13:15 AM  
Anyone already point out..

/Butterface?
 
2014-01-10 07:14:05 AM  
Ginger snaps.
 
2014-01-10 07:25:32 AM  

Mirandized: How the f*ck does the state allow a single, insane person to reproduce. They will only end up taking it away from her after it's born, and probably give it to a foster parent who is the only person on the face of the earth that is more dangerous to the child's health than the mother.

/did I cover everything?


Put in something blaming an American political party, and I think that covers pretty much all the bases. Good work.
 
2014-01-10 07:38:58 AM  

Son of Thunder: Mirandized: How the f*ck does the state allow a single, insane person to reproduce. They will only end up taking it away from her after it's born, and probably give it to a foster parent who is the only person on the face of the earth that is more dangerous to the child's health than the mother.

/did I cover everything?

Put in something blaming an American political party, and I think that covers pretty much all the bases. Good work.


Thanks, Obama!
 
2014-01-10 07:40:52 AM  
Land O' Laken, what the news churns up these days.

If it was Euro-style triple-cream butter, then...
 
2014-01-10 07:43:41 AM  

GungFu: styckx: They sound fat

[www.trbimg.com image 420x525]

This one looks trans fat.



Hey, no one told me this was going to be a hot redhead thread!
 
2014-01-10 07:44:39 AM  
YEE-HAW!


s21.postimg.org
 
2014-01-10 07:49:16 AM  
Butter?
i26.photobucket.com
Approves
 
2014-01-10 08:09:39 AM  

GungFu: styckx: They sound fat



This one looks trans fat.


She looks exactly like a girl I went to college with. She was in the belly dancing club.
\yes it was as bad as you think
\\yes, I almost had sex with her anyways.
 
2014-01-10 08:16:36 AM  

mike_d85: GungFu: styckx: They sound fat

This one looks trans fat.

She looks exactly like a girl I went to college with. She was in the belly dancing club.
\yes it was as bad as you think
\\yes, I almost had sex with her anyways.


So, she rejected you?
 
2014-01-10 08:49:18 AM  

Vtimlin: Ginger snaps.


Pregnant Schizophrenic Ginger Snaps is the name of my Bikini Kill cover band.
 
2014-01-10 09:06:08 AM  
Lucky it wasn't guns and butter.
 
2014-01-10 09:06:58 AM  

GungFu: styckx: They sound fat

[www.trbimg.com image 420x525]

This one looks trans fat.


And margarinally crazy.
 
2014-01-10 09:06:59 AM  

LarryDan43: Lucky it wasn't guns and butter.


Send lawyers, guns, and butter, the shiat has hit the fan.
 
2014-01-10 09:24:02 AM  

Mirandized: How the f*ck does the state allow a single, insane person to reproduce. They will only end up taking it away from her after it's born, and probably give it to a foster parent who is the only person on the face of the earth that is more dangerous to the child's health than the mother.

/did I cover everything?


This is Fark; you forgot to mention whether or not the foster parents will have the baby circumcised.


/...but it made the butter bitter
 
2014-01-10 11:39:05 AM  
Butter? He should have.
 
Ant
2014-01-10 11:44:52 AM  
Parkay!
 
2014-01-10 11:56:22 AM  
I've lived with pregnant women, I'm surprised she didn't burn the place to the ground.
 
2014-01-10 01:40:47 PM  
i1.ytimg.com
/?
 
2014-01-10 08:30:30 PM  
There is not, at present, a shortage of human beings on the planet. Perhaps motherhood should be restricted to women who aren't seriously mentally ill and can afford to live without a roommate.
 
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