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(Slate)   So now same sex marriage "endorses masturbation", maybe I signed up for the wrong team?   (slate.com) divider line 162
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2014-01-10 12:52:35 PM  

brap: Thanks for giving credence to some senile dingdong standing on a corner with a sign.  I almost took a picture of the 300 lb. dude in the Lady Liberty costume promoting Liberty Tax Preparation and may well have if the guy didn't look like he could beat me into a fine paste for doing so.

Pick your battles and your promotions.


I like when the costume is ill-fitting, but more importantly, when the mask is flaking and cracking. "Dancing" nightmare fuel on a cell phone, assuredly better than a simple sign, assuredly!
 
2014-01-10 01:11:01 PM  

Hilarity_N_Sues: [img.fark.net image 590x421]

I wonder what made him choose that specific photo. Did he pick the first one he saw? Or did he browse photos like that for hours on end, under the pretext that he had to get it juuuuuust right?


He clearly went out of his way to find a interracial gay couple for added moral outrage.  Outrage from who?  The same sort of people who are opposed to gay marriage now.

But I wish he went with lesbians instead so that I could masturbate to his sign.
 
2014-01-10 01:12:34 PM  

hobnail: Does anyone think the fact that the couple on the  poster is mixed-race is deliberate? (And ironic, too, since the same arguments they used to make about miscegenation are being made right now about same-sex marriage).


He got to reuse an old poster from his attic.
 
2014-01-10 01:39:30 PM  

ambercat: Look it's really very simple. Everyone knows that women don't want to put out after they are married, unless it's to make babies. In gay couples, one of them is the woman. Naturally the gay man-woman will stop putting out once they are married, and since gays can't even make babies, they won't even be having sex for procreation, which will lead to masturbation in the oversexed male 'man' half of the gay dudebro couples. They are used to having filthy hot fetish sex with random strangers in bars and truckstops and bathrooms so once they get married if their spouse cuts them off they'll be masturbating up a blizzard. And no one cares about lesbians. I think that covers everything?


Oh you covered us in something all right. I'm not sure what exactly, but I'm having trouble washing it off my tie.
 
2014-01-10 01:46:19 PM  

Mikey1969: Huck And Molly Ziegler: I'm guessing constant worry about masturbation is what keeps the Mormon Lunatic Complex wound up so tight emotionally, yet so full of energy that its adherents can endure their bike rides, can constantly support their made-up "doctrine" and can obsess over genealogical research.


Seriously, you're going to get a bug up your ass about studying history? If ignorance is truly bliss, you're most likely the happiest person on the farking planet.


Well, no, it's not the "studying history" part, because I like that. History major would've been second choice in college even. I'm just making the offhand observation that Mormons REALLY REALLY like keeping genealogical records, the snarky implication being that it keeps their minds off of masturbation.

Better?
 
2014-01-10 03:51:10 PM  

links136: Cagey B: ArcadianRefugee: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Being able to reach your junk endorses masturbation

[global3.memecdn.com image 480x332]

The T-Rex is terrifying enough that it could have coerced smaller dinosaurs into giving it handies at will. Which is pretty funny to imagine, so I guess your graphic is correct after all.

arn't t-rex's actually small and stupid, and only considered a huge dinasour in pop-culture?  Like raptors.


Actual-size replica:

boingboing.net
Perhaps stupid, but that would be a guesstimate.

Not small.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-01-10 04:23:30 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: edmo: ArcadianRefugee: [1] Same-sex marriage endorses masturbation.
a) how?
b) so what?

Mormons absolutely freak about masturbation. It's not allowed. They counsel their youth about it constantly, even giving them stupid advice  like "don't look at yourself." Your local stake Bishop will quiz you twice  a year about whether you been masturbating. I don't   know what happens once they get married.

But that's where the sign comes from.

OK... I still don't get the chain of logic, though. Two guys marrying one another encourages other people to jack off? Huh?

/"Come again?"


Two guys together are so hot, you have to whack off (or schlick) thinking about their honeymoon, sillly.
 
2014-01-10 06:27:55 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: [www.slate.com image 590x421]

No, really, I'm curious about the chain of logic here.

[1] Same-sex marriage endorses masturbation.
a) how?
b) so what?

Now, assuming that [1] is true

[2] Protect the children.
a) o_O

"Same-sex marriage endorses masturbation, which endangers children."


That's some serious potato logic there.


I am going to guess that they adhere to the idea that homosexuality = pedophilia?
 
2014-01-10 07:29:47 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: That's some serious potato logic there.


img.fark.net

/too bad sam&frodo had such a problem with rings... that's legal in the shire now...
 
2014-01-10 08:25:40 PM  

Hilarity_N_Sues: [img.fark.net image 590x421]

I wonder what made him choose that specific photo. Did he pick the first one he saw? Or did he browse photos like that for hours on end, under the pretext that he had to get it juuuuuust right?


It shows interracial homos - the very worst.
 
2014-01-10 09:19:37 PM  

Bucky Katt: Hilarity_N_Sues: [img.fark.net image 590x421]

I wonder what made him choose that specific photo. Did he pick the first one he saw? Or did he browse photos like that for hours on end, under the pretext that he had to get it juuuuuust right?

It shows interracial homos - the very worst.



I think the guy's just mad that same sex marriage will reduce the number of men seeking men listings in the back of Black Inches Magazine.
 
2014-01-11 12:12:28 AM  

calufrax: Somacandra: That's wasn't Secretary of State Albright. In fact, if she had discussed masturbation that would have caused most teen boners to wilt. I think you mean Dr. Joycelyn Elders, his nominee for Surgeon General.

I'm trying to find who said it, but I think it was the English comedian Andy Hamilton who said "Only in America would people have to be taught how to masturbate..."
Whether it was on QI or not...


I dunno.  Learning about the clitoris in middle school health class was a real eye-opener.
 
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