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(Daily Star)   "Nice ride... but what's that crunching sound?" "Must be that woman trying to chew her way into the car"   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 42
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2014-01-09 06:04:23 PM
Approves
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2014-01-09 08:39:45 PM
"Aberystwyth" was all she could say through cracked and ruined teeth.  Authorities are still trying to decipher her cryptic utterance.
 
2014-01-09 08:41:39 PM
"As Jeremiah bit into the roof of the vehicle, Ms Day and her friends watched through the sunroof.
Ms Day told the court: "There was a bit of an argument and she sunk her teeth into the part of the car above the window. I could hear metal crunching."



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Looking for friends with benefits situation.  However, no oral sex (for your own protection).
 
2014-01-09 08:42:06 PM
She's not hideous.
 
2014-01-09 08:42:29 PM
I'd let her chew through my hardtop, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.
 
2014-01-09 08:43:40 PM

Molavian: She's not hideous.


And it didn't take place in Florida?!
 
2014-01-09 08:43:44 PM
"Magistrates heard how jobless Jeremiah was drinking heavily at a tribute night on what would have been the birthday of her late boyfriend Simon Jones, who drowned off the coast of Aberystwyth."

The life of a chavette in one paragraph.
 
2014-01-09 08:44:36 PM

phlegmmo: Approves
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Over in one.
 
2014-01-09 09:00:07 PM
See? I keep telling people this, but no one listens until it's too late: Bacon-scented car air fresheners are dangerous!
 
2014-01-09 09:05:54 PM
Very rare I hear aberwystwyth mentioned. .. went to school there
 
2014-01-09 09:07:47 PM
Jessica?
 
2014-01-09 09:17:35 PM
I'd watch her munch some roof.
 
2014-01-09 09:22:19 PM
What is a "chicken shop"?
 
2014-01-09 09:23:44 PM

vodka: What is a "chicken shop"?


I assume chicken-centric fast food joint
 
2014-01-09 09:38:10 PM
"She became aggressive and angry but the three people in the car could not understand what she was saying and drove off."

Well, if they couldn't understand what she was saying, how did they know she was angry? Maybe she was desperately trying to explain she had a severe shortage of trace metals in her system!
 
2014-01-09 09:43:51 PM
...weirdest ladyboner...
 
2014-01-09 09:44:17 PM
I can see where this comment by the judge being useful in other situations: "You have used alcohol inappropriately to deal with your issues."
 
2014-01-09 09:44:33 PM

phlegmmo: Approves
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Over in one. Well done.
 
2014-01-09 09:49:47 PM
 Chicken shop
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2014-01-09 09:50:06 PM

Molavian: She's not hideous.


And she's got spirit! My kind of woman.
 
2014-01-09 09:56:51 PM
Article is useless without pic of nearly $500 worth of damage done to a hardtop by one woman's teeth.
 
2014-01-09 09:59:58 PM
Ftfa: The scared driver said she "couldn't understand what" Jeremiah, of Cardigan, West Wales, was saying but she was being "drunk and abusive".

Have you heard people from Wales? You can't understand any of them and they all sound drunk and abusive. Maybe she's just Welsh.
 
2014-01-09 10:11:03 PM
Jeremiah, of Cardigan, West Wales

Great, a sweater.
 
2014-01-09 10:15:40 PM
Remind me not to buy a Fiat.
 
2014-01-09 10:16:52 PM
To The Men: Laugh, point and make fun of this all you want, but you'll never know the pain of child birth or car chewing into.  Let that sink in and see who has the last laugh.
 
2014-01-09 10:17:05 PM

HammerHeadSnark: I can see where this comment by the judge being useful in other situations: "You have used alcohol inappropriately to deal with your issues."


I would prefer the judge explaining how she could have used alcohol more appropriately to deal with her issues.

"The issue here is that the defendant failed to drink herself into a coma."
 
2014-01-09 10:32:40 PM
That's the kinda crazy that tempts a man...
 
2014-01-09 10:34:18 PM
I recommend the Chew-bacca defense.
 
2014-01-09 10:48:04 PM

ArcadianRefugee: That's the kinda crazy that tempts a man...



I don't think there is much that doesn't tempt a man. Evolution weeded out all of the overly-picky men eons ago.
 
2014-01-09 10:48:29 PM
Sarah Jessica locked herself out of the trailer again?

/Dnrtfa.
/amirite?
 
2014-01-09 10:49:11 PM

Bslim: Jessica?


Damn. You beat me too it.

-Mr Ed
 
2014-01-09 10:51:05 PM

MrHappyRotter: To The Men: Laugh, point and make fun of this all you want, but you'll never know the pain of child birth or car chewing into.  Let that sink in and see who has the last laugh.


Spoken like a true carpet, er uh, car-top muncher.
 
2014-01-09 10:54:13 PM
Selina Day, 23, recalled the moment when boozed-up Rhian Jeremiah followed her and two friends before causing £220 of damage by biting through the stainless car frame, a court heard.


No.
 
2014-01-09 11:11:30 PM

TheSHAD0W: Remind me not to buy a Fiat.


Still tastes better than an English sausage.
 
2014-01-09 11:19:57 PM

skinink: "Magistrates heard how jobless Jeremiah was drinking heavily at a tribute night on what would have been the birthday of her late boyfriend Simon Jones, who drowned off the coast of Aberystwyth."

The life of a chavette in one paragraph.


Nah. Not chav enough.
Needs at least one child she gave birth to before reaching 15. Boyfriend should have died in a 50cc motorbike accident. Story should have started off in a playground.
 
2014-01-09 11:22:34 PM
She might have got in the vehicle if she tried to lick her way into the car.

*mumph mumph mumph* *slirp*
 
2014-01-09 11:46:02 PM

cowgirl toffee: She might have got in the vehicle if she tried to lick her way into the car.

*mumph mumph mumph* *slirp*


+1 fav
 
2014-01-09 11:46:46 PM
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2014-01-10 12:12:37 AM
So, what happened to her teeth?
 
2014-01-10 04:59:24 AM

Egalitarian: So, what happened to her teeth?


Nothing. She was born that way.
 
2014-01-10 09:11:21 AM
Now those milk advertisers need to get that woman in some commercials.
Builds strong teeth and bones indeed.

Also insert jaws of life joke.
 
2014-01-10 09:13:25 AM
jobless Jeremiah

Was a bullfrog
Was a good friend of mine
 
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