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(Fox Sports)   11 reasons why Jerry Jones needs to draft Johnny Manziel   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Johnny Manziel, Jerry Jones, Johnny Football, the cowboys, Cowboys, passing pocket, America's Team, disc injury  
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2383 clicks; posted to Sports » on 09 Jan 2014 at 8:01 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-09 11:20:40 PM  
2 votes:
Subby you have finally found the bottom. A Cowboys troll article so low that neither Trey nor Di will bite.
2014-01-09 08:16:26 PM  
2 votes:
Here are the 11 reasons:

2014-01-09 05:33:05 PM  
2 votes:
2014-01-09 09:00:30 PM  
1 vote:

Prey4reign: This could be a super nova level thread.  Yet another Cowboy thread slamming Jerruh as a shiatbag, casting turds Romo's way for always and forever choking at the wrong time, with the usual white knights weighing in with their time honored counterpoints.  Add to that the secret ingredient -- Johnny Football -- with all the redneck, white trash baggage he and his inbred family brings to the table.  Yes, this will be one for the ages.

Jerry's not a shiatbag he's just a moron who knows nothing about building an NFL team, the only time they won was because Jimmy built the team.
2014-01-09 08:37:37 PM  
1 vote:
I like how half of those reasons boil down to "for the lulz."  After all, I'm pretty sure that's the only reason you'd go for him.
2014-01-09 08:21:37 PM  
1 vote:

/I think that's 12
//please do this, for the love of god, just for the hilarity, please please please
2014-01-09 08:20:30 PM  
1 vote:
Please do draft him.  I hate Johnny Football and the Cowboys.
2014-01-09 08:20:11 PM  
1 vote:

rjakobi: I can counter with one reason why he should not:

The moment he does, the board of directors will rise as one and toss him out the window of his high-rise office.

The who of what? The what of who?
2014-01-09 05:36:11 PM  
1 vote:
Jerry should trade up to get him.  No matter what it takes.

/go iggles
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