Adolf Oliver Nipples: Trey quit Fark during the last Cowboys troll
rjakobi: I can counter with one reason why he should not:The moment he does, the board of directors will rise as one and toss him out the window of his high-rise office.
bel4sucks: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Trey quit Fark during the last Cowboys trollAnd nothing of value was lost.
ValisIV: bel4sucks: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Trey quit Fark during the last Cowboys trollAnd nothing of value was lost.He was an incredibly active poster in all football threads, friendly to all, and made trivia. I'd say he brought a lot more to the tab than you do.
YouWinAgainGravity: it's really a super good idea to use your high draft picks on skill players when the basic composition of your team, o-line and d-line aren't very good or are injury prone. it always works out well to put a highpriced qb behind a shiatty line, or add some star cornerback when your line couldn't stop an 80 year old from 5 yards per carry.
rka: <i>Romo is 33 - Make that 34 at the start of next season's training camp. He'll be coming off herniated disc surgery. Ask Peyton Manning how that can go. </i>Hmm. Not sure exactly what he was going for. Ok. Aging athletes are bound to decline in skills. Time gets us all. Fine. Solid point.But to bring up Manning as some sort of negative? The same Peyton Manning who after sitting out one year has come back and had two of the greatest statistical seasons of his career and set multiple QB records, has not missed a game in 2 complete seasons after everyone said he was one hit from being out of the NFL, and just lead the most prolific offense the NFL has ever seen? That's the comparison you want to make as to why the Cowboys need a new QB?Weird.
Ken VeryBigLiar: Swap 1's with Oakland, this years 4 and a conditional 1/2 next year (depending on whether Dallas makes the payoffs)? Probably not right with the chart but I'd take it as a Raider fan.
mcmnky: The biggest reason for Dallas to draft Manziel is so the rest of the country won't have to think about him once the regular season ends.
IAmRight: mcmnky: The biggest reason for Dallas to draft Manziel is so the rest of the country won't have to think about him once the regular season ends.Yeah, but that could be achieved with the Browns or Jags, and then we wouldn't have to hear about him during the regular season, either.
Dinobot: ValisIV: bel4sucks: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Trey quit Fark during the last Cowboys trollAnd nothing of value was lost.He was an incredibly active poster in all football threads, friendly to all, and made trivia. I'd say he brought a lot more to the tab than you do.Perhaps, but if he gets his jimmies rustled when the comparison between Orton's game with Romo's last year's game 17 (number of interceptions, 2-min drill performance, et al) was brought up, then...Dont get me wrong, I like Trey, but you could not talk about Romo's 2-min drill statistics without him crying foul every now and then.
germ78: Dammit no. The Bears are going to trade with Oakland to get Jadaveon Clowney./at least in my world they do//but JC would have to drop some for that to happen///come on JC! get caught with pot and scare off the stupid!
Dinobot: 'cept that Romo is nothing like Manning. Yeah, Manning is kinda pedestrian in playoffs, but at least he has more than 1 playoff win, and 1 superb owl ring.
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