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(HitFix) Video Size QQQ bewbs. Bonus (not that it needs one): They glow in the dark   (hitfix.com ) divider line
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2014-01-09 07:57:53 PM  
4 votes:

phlegmmo: Why glow in the dark? It's not like they'd be hard to find.


If you click the video, you'll be disappointed. She basically does that trick with a flashlight that you can do with your cheeks or the tips of your fingers. It's not like glow-in-the-dark stickers (that would have been cool).

I also can't imagine sex being very pleasant.

/I got up to E at my heaviest, but all natural. I hate bolt-ons.
2014-01-09 08:43:42 PM  
3 votes:
The doctor(s) who did that to her should have their medical license revoked. She can't even sleep or sit normally, how is that "do no harm". Aren't plastic surgeons supposed to keep an eye out for people with apparent augmentation addiction? WTF?
2014-01-09 08:30:29 PM  
3 votes:
She puts the "ew" in bewbs.
2014-01-09 08:27:51 PM  
3 votes:
Two things: They don't glow in the dark and she should have stopped having cosmetic work done about 10 surgeries ago.
2014-01-09 11:24:02 PM  
2 votes:
mcmnky:But those aren't boobs.  They're boob-like plastic byproducts.

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2014-01-09 08:54:16 PM  
2 votes:
Can I just bring up the part where you can see the veins under the skin with the glowing? Veins are never attractive.
2014-01-09 08:49:07 PM  
2 votes:

Peki: There is such a thing as trying TOO hard to look feminine. . .


There's "feminine", then there's a disturbing and very ugly parody of "feminine"...
2014-01-10 02:50:48 PM  
1 vote:
Those surgeries will likely affect her lifespan profoundly.


Too bad she has already bred.


Why can't freaks like her die during unnecessary surgical procedures instead of sweet little girls getting their tonsils out?
2014-01-10 10:57:08 AM  
1 vote:
I usually give a pretty broad latitude to doctors, including plastic surgeons.  But for crying out loud, implanting a farking corset?  She cant breath when she is laying on her back!  That really seems like a violation of the Hippocratic oath.  That Dr, ought to have his license revoked.
2014-01-09 11:56:01 PM  
1 vote:

mcmnky: Here Comes Everybody: The thing is, the hooters in the video are only LLL. QQQ would be *double* that size. I hope she has a good sturdy wheelbarrow.

What does LLL or QQQ mean?

My understanding is cup size is the difference in the measurements around the chest just under the boobs and around the boobs the their biggest.  A difference of 1 inch is an A cup, 2 inches a B, and so on.

So if it's basically Base 26 counting, a Z cup is 26 inches difference between the circumference of the chest and chest + boobs.  Then AA is 27 inches.  DD is 108 inches.  LLL is 8436.

That can't be right.


No no no.

Here:  AAA - smallest. AA - next. (These are "training" bras for girls who have bee stings)

A - 1" (you're right on the formula), B - 2", C - 3". You don't start doubling until D, tripling is equivalent to the next letter.

D = 4" , DD = 5", DDD/E = 6", EE = 7, EEE/F = 8. . .

I'm not sober enough to finish the math on that to get to QQQ.
2014-01-09 11:55:18 PM  
1 vote:
You could buy a giant pair of breasts as realistic as those in the adult toy store or costume shop, and bonus-- they don't have an exceptionally ugly woman attached to them.
2014-01-09 11:01:56 PM  
1 vote:

Ann Coulter's Diiick: This is shocking...I thought Farkers are supposed to worship stupidly huge tits? I thought that's what everyone pretends to enjoy because We're Men™ or something.


Is Christina Hendricks still the most perfectest bustiestest chick we're supposed to lust after?


There's a difference.  With Hendricks, Dennings, Vergera and such the bewbs are real.  You can grab a handful, bury your face in them, watch them bounce up and down during various activities.  This womans are like two giant balloons that are about 2 or 3 psi from popping.  There's nothing to grab because everything has been stretched to the limit.  There's no meat at all, just sacs that have no life to them.  They don't move, they don't smoosh, they just sit there.
2014-01-09 10:42:37 PM  
1 vote:

Ann Coulter's Diiick: This is shocking...I thought Farkers are supposed to worship stupidly huge tits? I thought that's what everyone pretends to enjoy because We're Men™ or something.


Is Christina Hendricks still the most perfectest bustiestest chick we're supposed to lust after?


But those aren't boobs.  They're boob-like plastic byproducts.

I love a big ole flesh-sack of fat with a nipple on top as much as the next guy (or gal), but fake stuff--when it's done so poorly there's no way to pretend to might be real, just doesn't do it.

But the real issue in this case (for me), is the face.  As much as we joke with a hot body (she has a face?) her face, particularly the lips, are too jacked.

Bad girl, no fap for you.
2014-01-09 10:18:59 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-01-09 10:10:12 PM  
1 vote:
Seeing the veins, even when she didn't have them lit up. *gags* Disgusting.
2014-01-09 10:03:43 PM  
1 vote:

Peki: If you click the video, you'll be disappointed.

FARKING HORRIFIED.

i.imgur.com i.imgur.com


I cannot fap to this.
2014-01-09 09:44:38 PM  
1 vote:
There is absolutely nothing attractive about that woman or her tits.
2014-01-09 08:46:50 PM  
1 vote:
I'd be willing to bet id get nicer BIE.... ;-)
2014-01-09 08:37:08 PM  
1 vote:
Remember when you had to go to a carnival to see freaks like this? Thanks cable!
2014-01-09 08:32:26 PM  
1 vote:
Fake boobs should have an asterisk next to their size. These are QQQ* "boobs".
2014-01-09 08:29:44 PM  
1 vote:
I rarely wish ill on people, but I wouldn't mind a couple of bursts and bad infection in this case.
2014-01-09 08:27:16 PM  
1 vote:
Oh I think I'm gonna be sick.  Disgusting tits and the surgically implanted corset.  She also looks like she had collagen injections in her lips.  I hope her man is really happy.
2014-01-09 08:26:24 PM  
1 vote:

somemoron: This is not the kind of augmentation David Sarif had in mind.


I hope she didn't get the new biochip.
2014-01-09 08:18:18 PM  
1 vote:
This is not the kind of augmentation David Sarif had in mind.
2014-01-09 07:01:58 PM  
1 vote:
If only she had put that money into her education.
2014-01-09 06:32:53 PM  
1 vote:
nope <shakes head> nope nope <motor boat sounds> nope nope nope
2014-01-09 05:30:46 PM  
1 vote:
If they're only 3Q, then 4Q
 
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