JerkStore: Jeez that poor little kid. That broke my heart.
Peki: If you click the video, you'll be disappointed.
Macular Degenerate: I'd hit it[wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net image 468x349]
ZeroCorpse: I can only assume she needed the boobs to distract people from her face.
harleyquinnical: Oh I think I'm gonna be sick. Disgusting tits and the surgically implanted corset. She also looks like she had collagen injections in her lips. I hope her man is really happy.
Ann Coulter's Diiick: This is shocking...I thought Farkers are supposed to worship stupidly huge tits? I thought that's what everyone pretends to enjoy because We're Men™ or something.Is Christina Hendricks still the most perfectest bustiestest chick we're supposed to lust after?
Prey4reign: Makes Courtney Stoddard look subtle by comparison:[www.vyperlook.com image 395x500]Udderly Gross
Flappyhead: You can grab a handful,
Somacandra: Peki: If you click the video, you'll be disappointed. FARKING HORRIFIED.[i.imgur.com image 238x325] [i.imgur.com image 264x344]I cannot fap to this.
Here Comes Everybody: The thing is, the hooters in the video are only LLL. QQQ would be *double* that size. I hope she has a good sturdy wheelbarrow.
mcmnky: Here Comes Everybody: The thing is, the hooters in the video are only LLL. QQQ would be *double* that size. I hope she has a good sturdy wheelbarrow.What does LLL or QQQ mean?My understanding is cup size is the difference in the measurements around the chest just under the boobs and around the boobs the their biggest. A difference of 1 inch is an A cup, 2 inches a B, and so on.So if it's basically Base 26 counting, a Z cup is 26 inches difference between the circumference of the chest and chest + boobs. Then AA is 27 inches. DD is 108 inches. LLL is 8436.That can't be right.
Mrbogey: You can do the light trick with just about any breast implant.
Marshmallow Jones: I'd hit it. With a 2X4. repeatedly. until it stopped breathing.
So much for that whole "Hippocratic Oath" thingie...
2wolves: If only she had put that money into her education
Peki: A - 1" (you're right on the formula), B - 2", C - 3". You don't start doubling until D, tripling is equivalent to the next letter.D = 4" , DD = 5", DDD/E = 6", EE = 7, EEE/F = 8. . .I'm not sober enough to finish the math on that to get to QQQ.
Peki: Best part is when you're a woman whose boobs are mismatched by a cup size or more, or if you're a size that manufacturers decide doesn't exist. When I was still wearing bras, Wal-Mart didn't carry my size (36E). At $70 a piece to find one that was comfortable enough? Fark that.
harleyquinnical: Following this pattern, QQQ=R which is 32 inches in different between the bust line and her breasts at their biggest. If I did the math right, her foobies stick out almost a foot from her body.
harleyquinnical: Murphy's Law of Clothes Shopping - stores never have what you want, that will fit, at a price you're willing to pay. Corollary: Shopping for bras will drive anyone insane.
Peki: I'm not sober enough to finish the math on that to get to QQQ.
Macular Degenerate: I'd hit it
Armadillo Slim: Macular Degenerate: I'd hit it[wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net image 468x349]You'd bounce off.
Somacandra: Peki: I'm not sober enough to finish the math on that to get to QQQ.So she's really just a size "R."
Ambivalence: The doctor(s) who did that to her should have their medical license revoked. She can't even sleep or sit normally, how is that "do no harm". Aren't plastic surgeons supposed to keep an eye out for people with apparent augmentation addiction? WTF?
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