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2014-01-09 09:56:21 PM
Daddy issues can do some crazy things.
 
2014-01-09 10:00:36 PM

JerkStore: Jeez that poor little kid. That broke my heart.


I feel bad for the little girl too. Why would you want something that put a barrier between you and hugging your daughter?
 
2014-01-09 10:03:29 PM
You can do the light trick with just about any breast implant.
 
2014-01-09 10:03:43 PM

Peki: If you click the video, you'll be disappointed.

FARKING HORRIFIED.

i.imgur.com i.imgur.com


I cannot fap to this.
 
2014-01-09 10:10:12 PM
Seeing the veins, even when she didn't have them lit up. *gags* Disgusting.
 
2014-01-09 10:15:11 PM
*ewwwwwwwww*
 
2014-01-09 10:18:59 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-01-09 10:23:15 PM
I can only assume she needed the boobs to distract people from her face.
 
2014-01-09 10:24:02 PM

Macular Degenerate: I'd hit it

[wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net image 468x349]


You'd bounce off.
 
2014-01-09 10:28:34 PM

ZeroCorpse: I can only assume she needed the boobs to distract people from her face.


It's a bit like that image out there of a snake eating itself.

Gets one done (lips or boobs), draws unwanted attention to that area. Gets the other done to draw attention away, now undue attention is paid to bad surgery on the other part and start the whole cycle over again. The question is, did she get her lips done first or the tits done first?
 
2014-01-09 10:33:14 PM
This is shocking...I thought Farkers are supposed to worship stupidly huge tits? I thought that's what everyone pretends to enjoy because We're Men™ or something.


Is Christina Hendricks still the most perfectest bustiestest chick we're supposed to lust after?
 
2014-01-09 10:42:19 PM

harleyquinnical: Oh I think I'm gonna be sick.  Disgusting tits and the surgically implanted corset.  She also looks like she had collagen injections in her lips.  I hope her man is really happy.


Probably had collagen injected. It's the easiest one-step solution for those who want to fall back into the Uncanny Valley.
 
2014-01-09 10:42:37 PM

Ann Coulter's Diiick: This is shocking...I thought Farkers are supposed to worship stupidly huge tits? I thought that's what everyone pretends to enjoy because We're Men™ or something.


Is Christina Hendricks still the most perfectest bustiestest chick we're supposed to lust after?


But those aren't boobs.  They're boob-like plastic byproducts.

I love a big ole flesh-sack of fat with a nipple on top as much as the next guy (or gal), but fake stuff--when it's done so poorly there's no way to pretend to might be real, just doesn't do it.

But the real issue in this case (for me), is the face.  As much as we joke with a hot body (she has a face?) her face, particularly the lips, are too jacked.

Bad girl, no fap for you.
 
2014-01-09 10:42:38 PM
The boob-o-lantern is a great party trick.
 
2014-01-09 10:47:45 PM

Prey4reign: Makes Courtney Stoddard look subtle by comparison:

[www.vyperlook.com image 395x500]Udderly Gross



Wait... is that a tattoo on her left wrist? Gross!
 
2014-01-09 10:58:58 PM

Ann Coulter's Diiick: This is shocking...I thought Farkers are supposed to worship stupidly huge tits? I thought that's what everyone pretends to enjoy because We're Men™ or something.


Is Christina Hendricks still the most perfectest bustiestest chick we're supposed to lust after?


Pre reduction surgery Linsey Dawn Mckenzie?

I prefer a Natural Woman, Big or Tiny tits. Be proud of who you are... most men don't care.
 
2014-01-09 11:01:56 PM

Ann Coulter's Diiick: This is shocking...I thought Farkers are supposed to worship stupidly huge tits? I thought that's what everyone pretends to enjoy because We're Men™ or something.


Is Christina Hendricks still the most perfectest bustiestest chick we're supposed to lust after?


There's a difference.  With Hendricks, Dennings, Vergera and such the bewbs are real.  You can grab a handful, bury your face in them, watch them bounce up and down during various activities.  This womans are like two giant balloons that are about 2 or 3 psi from popping.  There's nothing to grab because everything has been stretched to the limit.  There's no meat at all, just sacs that have no life to them.  They don't move, they don't smoosh, they just sit there.
 
2014-01-09 11:10:12 PM

Ann Coulter's Diiick: This is shocking...I thought Farkers are supposed to worship stupidly huge tits? I thought that's what everyone pretends to enjoy because We're Men™ or something.


Is Christina Hendricks still the most perfectest bustiestest chick we're supposed to lust after?


You know, you're allowed to form our own opinions. I know it's scary, but you can.
 
2014-01-09 11:11:51 PM
The thing is, the hooters in the video are only LLL. QQQ would be *double* that size. I hope she has a good sturdy wheelbarrow.
 
2014-01-09 11:15:00 PM

Flappyhead: You can grab a handful,


Yeah, I would be so terrified of squeezing implants. . .

/likes it rough
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Somacandra: Peki: If you click the video, you'll be disappointed. FARKING HORRIFIED.

[i.imgur.com image 238x325] [i.imgur.com image 264x344]

I cannot fap to this.


I find that cool, not gross or horrifying. It's the fact that they are fake that makes it horrifying and gross.
 
2014-01-09 11:16:44 PM
I'd hit it.  With a 2X4.  repeatedly.  until it stopped breathing.
 
2014-01-09 11:24:02 PM
mcmnky:But those aren't boobs.  They're boob-like plastic byproducts.

media-cache-cd0.pinimg.com
 
2014-01-09 11:27:19 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-09 11:31:28 PM
Subby, stop showing us your mom.  She's nasty.
 
2014-01-09 11:38:59 PM

Here Comes Everybody: The thing is, the hooters in the video are only LLL. QQQ would be *double* that size. I hope she has a good sturdy wheelbarrow.


What does LLL or QQQ mean?

My understanding is cup size is the difference in the measurements around the chest just under the boobs and around the boobs the their biggest.  A difference of 1 inch is an A cup, 2 inches a B, and so on.

So if it's basically Base 26 counting, a Z cup is 26 inches difference between the circumference of the chest and chest + boobs.  Then AA is 27 inches.  DD is 108 inches.  LLL is 8436.

That can't be right.
 
2014-01-09 11:41:56 PM

Somacandra: Peki: If you click the video, you'll be disappointed. FARKING HORRIFIED.

[i.imgur.com image 238x325] [i.imgur.com image 264x344]

I cannot fap to this.


The scary thing is somebody probably will fap to this.

Me - I'm gonna puke, then find some eye bleach.
 
2014-01-09 11:43:16 PM

mcmnky: Here Comes Everybody: The thing is, the hooters in the video are only LLL. QQQ would be *double* that size. I hope she has a good sturdy wheelbarrow.

What does LLL or QQQ mean?

My understanding is cup size is the difference in the measurements around the chest just under the boobs and around the boobs the their biggest.  A difference of 1 inch is an A cup, 2 inches a B, and so on.

So if it's basically Base 26 counting, a Z cup is 26 inches difference between the circumference of the chest and chest + boobs.  Then AA is 27 inches.  DD is 108 inches.  LLL is 8436.

That can't be right.


Well considering the original sizes are A,B,C,D,DD - I think they are just making it up as they go along once it gets past DD and E.

"Look at them, they're huge!  What size are they?"

<rolls wheel>   "Q"   "Doesn't sound big enough.. lets make it QQQ"
 
2014-01-09 11:45:03 PM

mcmnky: Here Comes Everybody: The thing is, the hooters in the video are only LLL. QQQ would be *double* that size. I hope she has a good sturdy wheelbarrow.

What does LLL or QQQ mean?

My understanding is cup size is the difference in the measurements around the chest just under the boobs and around the boobs the their biggest.  A difference of 1 inch is an A cup, 2 inches a B, and so on.

So if it's basically Base 26 counting, a Z cup is 26 inches difference between the circumference of the chest and chest + boobs.  Then AA is 27 inches.  DD is 108 inches.  LLL is 8436.

That can't be right.


Never try and figure out how women's clothing sizes are determined. No matter how you try and figure it out, some manufacturer does it differently and even if you did figure it out for a given manufacturer it'll change in a few years anyways.
 
2014-01-09 11:46:51 PM

Mrbogey: You can do the light trick with just about any breast implant.


Not true. Reasonably sized silicone implants placed under the muscle do not glow like that.
 
2014-01-09 11:52:53 PM
D:
 
2014-01-09 11:53:11 PM

Marshmallow Jones: I'd hit it.  With a 2X4.  repeatedly.  until it stopped breathing.


All you'd really need to do is get her on her back once. Wouldn't be that hard. Her center of mass is probably way too high.

This woman's going to need a specialized mobility device just to get around. Someone upthread mentioned a wheelbarrow, but I'm picturing some sort of modified knee scooter...
 
2014-01-09 11:55:13 PM

So much for that whole "Hippocratic Oath" thingie...

 
2014-01-09 11:55:18 PM
You could buy a giant pair of breasts as realistic as those in the adult toy store or costume shop, and bonus-- they don't have an exceptionally ugly woman attached to them.
 
2014-01-09 11:56:01 PM

mcmnky: Here Comes Everybody: The thing is, the hooters in the video are only LLL. QQQ would be *double* that size. I hope she has a good sturdy wheelbarrow.

What does LLL or QQQ mean?

My understanding is cup size is the difference in the measurements around the chest just under the boobs and around the boobs the their biggest.  A difference of 1 inch is an A cup, 2 inches a B, and so on.

So if it's basically Base 26 counting, a Z cup is 26 inches difference between the circumference of the chest and chest + boobs.  Then AA is 27 inches.  DD is 108 inches.  LLL is 8436.

That can't be right.


No no no.

Here:  AAA - smallest. AA - next. (These are "training" bras for girls who have bee stings)

A - 1" (you're right on the formula), B - 2", C - 3". You don't start doubling until D, tripling is equivalent to the next letter.

D = 4" , DD = 5", DDD/E = 6", EE = 7, EEE/F = 8. . .

I'm not sober enough to finish the math on that to get to QQQ.
 
2014-01-09 11:58:31 PM
Best part is when you're a woman whose boobs are mismatched by a cup size or more, or if you're a size that manufacturers decide doesn't exist. When I was still wearing bras, Wal-Mart didn't carry my size (36E). At $70 a piece to find one that was comfortable enough? Fark that.
 
2014-01-10 12:00:09 AM

2wolves: If only she had put that money into her education

therapy bills.

ftfy
 
2014-01-10 12:02:17 AM
It seems like those would really make life difficult, too

/a mammary impairment, if you will
 
2014-01-10 12:11:13 AM
For those titties: modernborefare.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-10 12:23:14 AM

Peki: A - 1" (you're right on the formula), B - 2", C - 3". You don't start doubling until D, tripling is equivalent to the next letter.

D = 4" , DD = 5", DDD/E = 6", EE = 7, EEE/F = 8. . .

I'm not sober enough to finish the math on that to get to QQQ.


Following this pattern, QQQ=R which is 32 inches in different between the bust line and her breasts at their biggest.  If I did the math right, her foobies stick out almost a foot from her body.

Peki: Best part is when you're a woman whose boobs are mismatched by a cup size or more, or if you're a size that manufacturers decide doesn't exist. When I was still wearing bras, Wal-Mart didn't carry my size (36E). At $70 a piece to find one that was comfortable enough? Fark that.


Murphy's Law of Clothes Shopping - stores never have what you want, that will fit, at a price you're willing to pay.  Corollary:  Shopping for bras will drive anyone insane.
 
2014-01-10 12:28:42 AM
well that was gross.

her sleeping issues reminded me of John Merrick the Elephant Man. I recall that at the end of his life, he had to sleep with his head on his knees because his head was getting too huge and heavy. When he died they speculated he had tried to lay down on his back and dislocated his neck.

I guess big boobs won't break your neck (unless the cause you to lose balance and you fall) but damn ... why would you want to end up in any way, shape or form like Merrick?
 
2014-01-10 12:32:34 AM

harleyquinnical: Following this pattern, QQQ=R which is 32 inches in different between the bust line and her breasts at their biggest.  If I did the math right, her foobies stick out almost a foot from her body.


K. I'll buy it. Explains the wine glasses.

harleyquinnical: Murphy's Law of Clothes Shopping - stores never have what you want, that will fit, at a price you're willing to pay.  Corollary:  Shopping for bras will drive anyone insane.


*snicker* Omg. I hate clothes shopping. The only time I have any amount of success is when I hit the clearance rack at Target. And even they got rid of their jeans ratings!!!! Fark it all!! I need flare bottoms to balance out the rest of my curves, or I look like an hourglass on stilts.

This is one of many reasons I want to learn to sew. I love crafts.
 
2014-01-10 12:48:16 AM
They're like officially licensed Texas Chainsaw Massacre beach balls.....
 
2014-01-10 12:49:33 AM

Peki: I'm not sober enough to finish the math on that to get to QQQ.


So she's really just a size "R."
 
2014-01-10 01:00:39 AM

Macular Degenerate: I'd hit it


You'd bounce off
 
2014-01-10 01:02:21 AM

Armadillo Slim: Macular Degenerate: I'd hit it

[wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net image 468x349]

You'd bounce off.


Should have read further...

Damn you. Stop thinking my thoughts before me!
 
2014-01-10 02:19:32 AM

Somacandra: Peki: I'm not sober enough to finish the math on that to get to QQQ.

So she's really just a size "R."


but if you call her a QQQ, it reminds you of
roundrockitmedia.com
 
2014-01-10 02:47:19 AM

Ambivalence: The doctor(s) who did that to her should have their medical license revoked. She can't even sleep or sit normally, how is that "do no harm". Aren't plastic surgeons supposed to keep an eye out for people with apparent augmentation addiction? WTF?


Um...Michael Jackson.
 
2014-01-10 03:04:36 AM

Ann Coulter's Diiick: This is shocking...I thought Farkers are supposed to worship stupidly huge tits? I thought that's what everyone pretends to enjoy because We're Men™ or something.


Is Christina Hendricks still the most perfectest bustiestest chick we're supposed to lust after?


It's about as shocking as a man who likes to fark women not wanting to fark a blow-up doll. Just because it's got some yarn glued to its head for hair it isn't going to do it for most folks.
 
2014-01-10 03:16:58 AM
Most 40+ women I know are obese with chin hair, so this woman is A++ in my book.

Also - those stupid tits that you guys are mocking her for paid for her daughter and son's home, medical and education. I'm not saying she's probably a saint or anything, but a little bit of empathy instead of the constant deluge of sewer comments here might be a decent change. Last time I checked, being a single mom wasn't defined as living in the lap of luxury.
 
2014-01-10 03:20:38 AM
jokideo.com
 
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