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2014-01-09 05:25:53 PM  
Why glow in the dark? It's not like they'd be hard to find.
 
2014-01-09 05:30:46 PM  
If they're only 3Q, then 4Q
 
2014-01-09 06:32:53 PM  
nope <shakes head> nope nope <motor boat sounds> nope nope nope
 
2014-01-09 07:01:58 PM  
If only she had put that money into her education.
 
2014-01-09 07:31:50 PM  
At least she saw fit to have her lips hang out over top.
 
2014-01-09 07:57:53 PM  

phlegmmo: Why glow in the dark? It's not like they'd be hard to find.


If you click the video, you'll be disappointed. She basically does that trick with a flashlight that you can do with your cheeks or the tips of your fingers. It's not like glow-in-the-dark stickers (that would have been cool).

I also can't imagine sex being very pleasant.

/I got up to E at my heaviest, but all natural. I hate bolt-ons.
 
2014-01-09 08:14:03 PM  
static1.wikia.nocookie.net

Anyone else think this?
 
2014-01-09 08:18:18 PM  
This is not the kind of augmentation David Sarif had in mind.
 
2014-01-09 08:19:26 PM  
With 6 kids, where the fark is she getting the money for these procedures?
 
2014-01-09 08:20:09 PM  

Peki: phlegmmo: Why glow in the dark? It's not like they'd be hard to find.

If you click the video, you'll be disappointed. She basically does that trick with a flashlight that you can do with your cheeks or the tips of your fingers. It's not like glow-in-the-dark stickers (that would have been cool).

I also can't imagine sex being very pleasant.

/I got up to E at my heaviest, but all natural. I hate bolt-ons.


And that's the sound of someone's profile page explodering :-)
 
2014-01-09 08:21:52 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: [static1.wikia.nocookie.net image 478x270]

Anyone else think this?


Yep.
 
2014-01-09 08:22:09 PM  
bleh,
 
2014-01-09 08:24:03 PM  
...gross.

Her daughter is pretty damn cool though, at least she seems to be turning out A-ok.
 
2014-01-09 08:24:10 PM  
Someone please slap that biatch upside the head with the titanium-sheathed depleted-uranium-cored Clue By Four, STAT!
 
2014-01-09 08:26:24 PM  

somemoron: This is not the kind of augmentation David Sarif had in mind.


I hope she didn't get the new biochip.
 
2014-01-09 08:27:16 PM  
Oh I think I'm gonna be sick.  Disgusting tits and the surgically implanted corset.  She also looks like she had collagen injections in her lips.  I hope her man is really happy.
 
2014-01-09 08:27:51 PM  
Two things: They don't glow in the dark and she should have stopped having cosmetic work done about 10 surgeries ago.
 
2014-01-09 08:29:44 PM  
I rarely wish ill on people, but I wouldn't mind a couple of bursts and bad infection in this case.
 
2014-01-09 08:30:29 PM  
She puts the "ew" in bewbs.
 
2014-01-09 08:30:37 PM  
I can live with the QQQ angle, but that face...ohmygodnofarkingway.
 
2014-01-09 08:32:26 PM  
Fake boobs should have an asterisk next to their size. These are QQQ* "boobs".
 
2014-01-09 08:37:08 PM  
Remember when you had to go to a carnival to see freaks like this? Thanks cable!
 
2014-01-09 08:43:42 PM  
The doctor(s) who did that to her should have their medical license revoked. She can't even sleep or sit normally, how is that "do no harm". Aren't plastic surgeons supposed to keep an eye out for people with apparent augmentation addiction? WTF?
 
2014-01-09 08:44:58 PM  

Philibuster: ...gross.

Her daughter is pretty damn cool though, at least she seems to be turning out A-ok.


Yeah, I liked her response. You can tell she's kinda grossed out by it, but is trying not say something bad about mom.

harleyquinnical: Oh I think I'm gonna be sick.  Disgusting tits and the surgically implanted corset.  She also looks like she had collagen injections in her lips.  I hope her man is really happy.


There is such a thing as trying TOO hard to look feminine. . .
 
2014-01-09 08:46:50 PM  
I'd be willing to bet id get nicer BIE.... ;-)
 
2014-01-09 08:47:07 PM  

Peki: Philibuster: ...gross.

Her daughter is pretty damn cool though, at least she seems to be turning out A-ok.

Yeah, I liked her response. You can tell she's kinda grossed out by it, but is trying not say something bad about mom.

harleyquinnical: Oh I think I'm gonna be sick.  Disgusting tits and the surgically implanted corset.  She also looks like she had collagen injections in her lips.  I hope her man is really happy.

There is such a thing as trying TOO hard to look feminine. . .


And trying to look like what a drunk alien cartoonist thinks a human female looks like.
 
2014-01-09 08:49:07 PM  

Peki: There is such a thing as trying TOO hard to look feminine. . .


There's "feminine", then there's a disturbing and very ugly parody of "feminine"...
 
2014-01-09 08:51:13 PM  
When she couldn't sit up because he stomach muscles are so farked and she said she couldn't breath they should have just left her there.
 
2014-01-09 08:51:20 PM  
When she couldn't sit up because her stomach muscles are so farked and she said she couldn't breath they should have just left her there.
 
2014-01-09 08:52:35 PM  
Peki:There is such a thing as trying TOO hard to look feminine. . .

*sigh*...yeah.  Some people also become addicted to plastic surgery.  I'm wondering if that's what's with her.
 
2014-01-09 08:54:16 PM  
Can I just bring up the part where you can see the veins under the skin with the glowing? Veins are never attractive.
 
2014-01-09 09:00:13 PM  

Ambivalence: The doctor(s) who did that to her should have their medical license revoked. She can't even sleep or sit normally, how is that "do no harm". Aren't plastic surgeons supposed to keep an eye out for people with apparent augmentation addiction? WTF?


Every doctor I've ever seen who was pressed on that question responded with "Well, if it wasn't me it would be someone else."  It always seemed to me that the part missing from that quote is "...so I might as well be the one to take her money."
 
2014-01-09 09:00:35 PM  

harleyquinnical: Peki:There is such a thing as trying TOO hard to look feminine. . .

*sigh*...yeah.  Some people also become addicted to plastic surgery.  I'm wondering if that's what's with her.


Well, considering the show is called "My Strange Addiction". . .

/and people have problems with supposed "weed addicts"
 
2014-01-09 09:01:39 PM  

somemoron: This is not the kind of augmentation David Sarif had in mind.


Well, for starters she asked for it.
 
2014-01-09 09:08:59 PM  
They don't glow in the dark. The skin is thin so the light passes thru.

I can do the same trick with my hands.

I just don't understand why someone would get boobs that big. She can't lay on her back, or her stomach. So she can't have sex. All that weight in front is killing her back and messing up her shoulders. So other than attention whore what's the point??????

She's going to be one of those woman you see when they get old they're all hutched over and boobs to her knees.
 
2014-01-09 09:10:53 PM  

harleyquinnical: Oh I think I'm gonna be sick.  Disgusting tits and the surgically implanted corset.  She also looks like she had collagen injections in her lips.  I hope her man is really happy.


I'm betting she has men and got knocked up by those multiple men to keep having surgery.

She's not attractive at all.
 
2014-01-09 09:12:33 PM  
I'd hit it

wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net
 
2014-01-09 09:14:04 PM  

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: Ambivalence: The doctor(s) who did that to her should have their medical license revoked. She can't even sleep or sit normally, how is that "do no harm". Aren't plastic surgeons supposed to keep an eye out for people with apparent augmentation addiction? WTF?

Every doctor I've ever seen who was pressed on that question responded with "Well, if it wasn't me it would be someone else."  It always seemed to me that the part missing from that quote is "...so I might as well be the one to take her money."


The end of that quote needs to be "...someone else losing their license."
 
2014-01-09 09:14:35 PM  
Makes Courtney Stoddard look subtle by comparison:

www.vyperlook.com

Udderly Gross

 
2014-01-09 09:20:46 PM  

somemoron: This is not the kind of augmentation David Sarif had in mind.


I dunno, those things could be housing a prototype typhoon before they learned to make it smaller. That or they house early battery units.
 
2014-01-09 09:22:31 PM  

Ambivalence: Aren't plastic surgeons supposed to keep an eye out for people with apparent augmentation addiction? WTF?


I give you exhibit A
www.bt.dk

Reminds me of that big breasted woman that can smash cans with her boobs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2G5bldFBPY

Also I think this girl has her beat:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUEkwrK9R3M
 
2014-01-09 09:23:04 PM  
In the event of a water landing, she also serves as a flotation device
 
2014-01-09 09:29:17 PM  
Those lips could suck the paint off a Buick
 
2014-01-09 09:33:07 PM  

styckx: Those lips could suck the paint off a Buick


You know, I've always wondered if those lip injections cause the people that get them to lose feeling in their lips at all. If that's the case they may have a difficult time making a proper seal with those lips despite their size.
 
2014-01-09 09:34:43 PM  
Disgusting.  Seriously.
 
2014-01-09 09:41:32 PM  

John Buck 41: I can live with the QQQ angle, but that face...ohmygodnofarkingway.


Like anyone's going to be looking at her face.

Come to think of it, maybe that's the point...

/It would be hard not to stare
//For anyone
///Freakboobs!
 
2014-01-09 09:43:00 PM  
Jeez that poor little kid. That broke my heart.
 
2014-01-09 09:44:38 PM  
There is absolutely nothing attractive about that woman or her tits.
 
2014-01-09 09:49:58 PM  
Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting.
 
2014-01-09 09:55:40 PM  
She's disgusting and looks like a tranny......her daughter was pretty funny though.
 
2014-01-09 09:56:21 PM  
Daddy issues can do some crazy things.
 
2014-01-09 10:00:36 PM  

JerkStore: Jeez that poor little kid. That broke my heart.


I feel bad for the little girl too. Why would you want something that put a barrier between you and hugging your daughter?
 
2014-01-09 10:03:29 PM  
You can do the light trick with just about any breast implant.
 
2014-01-09 10:03:43 PM  

Peki: If you click the video, you'll be disappointed.

FARKING HORRIFIED.

i.imgur.com i.imgur.com


I cannot fap to this.
 
2014-01-09 10:10:12 PM  
Seeing the veins, even when she didn't have them lit up. *gags* Disgusting.
 
2014-01-09 10:15:11 PM  
*ewwwwwwwww*
 
2014-01-09 10:18:59 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-01-09 10:23:15 PM  
I can only assume she needed the boobs to distract people from her face.
 
2014-01-09 10:24:02 PM  

Macular Degenerate: I'd hit it

[wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net image 468x349]


You'd bounce off.
 
2014-01-09 10:28:34 PM  

ZeroCorpse: I can only assume she needed the boobs to distract people from her face.


It's a bit like that image out there of a snake eating itself.

Gets one done (lips or boobs), draws unwanted attention to that area. Gets the other done to draw attention away, now undue attention is paid to bad surgery on the other part and start the whole cycle over again. The question is, did she get her lips done first or the tits done first?
 
2014-01-09 10:33:14 PM  
This is shocking...I thought Farkers are supposed to worship stupidly huge tits? I thought that's what everyone pretends to enjoy because We're Men™ or something.


Is Christina Hendricks still the most perfectest bustiestest chick we're supposed to lust after?
 
2014-01-09 10:42:19 PM  

harleyquinnical: Oh I think I'm gonna be sick.  Disgusting tits and the surgically implanted corset.  She also looks like she had collagen injections in her lips.  I hope her man is really happy.


Probably had collagen injected. It's the easiest one-step solution for those who want to fall back into the Uncanny Valley.
 
2014-01-09 10:42:37 PM  

Ann Coulter's Diiick: This is shocking...I thought Farkers are supposed to worship stupidly huge tits? I thought that's what everyone pretends to enjoy because We're Men™ or something.


Is Christina Hendricks still the most perfectest bustiestest chick we're supposed to lust after?


But those aren't boobs.  They're boob-like plastic byproducts.

I love a big ole flesh-sack of fat with a nipple on top as much as the next guy (or gal), but fake stuff--when it's done so poorly there's no way to pretend to might be real, just doesn't do it.

But the real issue in this case (for me), is the face.  As much as we joke with a hot body (she has a face?) her face, particularly the lips, are too jacked.

Bad girl, no fap for you.
 
2014-01-09 10:42:38 PM  
The boob-o-lantern is a great party trick.
 
2014-01-09 10:47:45 PM  

Prey4reign: Makes Courtney Stoddard look subtle by comparison:

[www.vyperlook.com image 395x500]Udderly Gross



Wait... is that a tattoo on her left wrist? Gross!
 
2014-01-09 10:58:58 PM  

Ann Coulter's Diiick: This is shocking...I thought Farkers are supposed to worship stupidly huge tits? I thought that's what everyone pretends to enjoy because We're Men™ or something.


Is Christina Hendricks still the most perfectest bustiestest chick we're supposed to lust after?


Pre reduction surgery Linsey Dawn Mckenzie?

I prefer a Natural Woman, Big or Tiny tits. Be proud of who you are... most men don't care.
 
2014-01-09 11:01:56 PM  

Ann Coulter's Diiick: This is shocking...I thought Farkers are supposed to worship stupidly huge tits? I thought that's what everyone pretends to enjoy because We're Men™ or something.


Is Christina Hendricks still the most perfectest bustiestest chick we're supposed to lust after?


There's a difference.  With Hendricks, Dennings, Vergera and such the bewbs are real.  You can grab a handful, bury your face in them, watch them bounce up and down during various activities.  This womans are like two giant balloons that are about 2 or 3 psi from popping.  There's nothing to grab because everything has been stretched to the limit.  There's no meat at all, just sacs that have no life to them.  They don't move, they don't smoosh, they just sit there.
 
2014-01-09 11:10:12 PM  

Ann Coulter's Diiick: This is shocking...I thought Farkers are supposed to worship stupidly huge tits? I thought that's what everyone pretends to enjoy because We're Men™ or something.


Is Christina Hendricks still the most perfectest bustiestest chick we're supposed to lust after?


You know, you're allowed to form our own opinions. I know it's scary, but you can.
 
2014-01-09 11:11:51 PM  
The thing is, the hooters in the video are only LLL. QQQ would be *double* that size. I hope she has a good sturdy wheelbarrow.
 
2014-01-09 11:15:00 PM  

Flappyhead: You can grab a handful,


Yeah, I would be so terrified of squeezing implants. . .

/likes it rough
//and there go the profile clicks again

Somacandra: Peki: If you click the video, you'll be disappointed. FARKING HORRIFIED.

[i.imgur.com image 238x325] [i.imgur.com image 264x344]

I cannot fap to this.


I find that cool, not gross or horrifying. It's the fact that they are fake that makes it horrifying and gross.
 
2014-01-09 11:16:44 PM  
I'd hit it.  With a 2X4.  repeatedly.  until it stopped breathing.
 
2014-01-09 11:24:02 PM  
mcmnky:But those aren't boobs.  They're boob-like plastic byproducts.

media-cache-cd0.pinimg.com
 
2014-01-09 11:27:19 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-09 11:31:28 PM  
Subby, stop showing us your mom.  She's nasty.
 
2014-01-09 11:38:59 PM  

Here Comes Everybody: The thing is, the hooters in the video are only LLL. QQQ would be *double* that size. I hope she has a good sturdy wheelbarrow.


What does LLL or QQQ mean?

My understanding is cup size is the difference in the measurements around the chest just under the boobs and around the boobs the their biggest.  A difference of 1 inch is an A cup, 2 inches a B, and so on.

So if it's basically Base 26 counting, a Z cup is 26 inches difference between the circumference of the chest and chest + boobs.  Then AA is 27 inches.  DD is 108 inches.  LLL is 8436.

That can't be right.
 
2014-01-09 11:41:56 PM  

Somacandra: Peki: If you click the video, you'll be disappointed. FARKING HORRIFIED.

[i.imgur.com image 238x325] [i.imgur.com image 264x344]

I cannot fap to this.


The scary thing is somebody probably will fap to this.

Me - I'm gonna puke, then find some eye bleach.
 
2014-01-09 11:43:16 PM  

mcmnky: Here Comes Everybody: The thing is, the hooters in the video are only LLL. QQQ would be *double* that size. I hope she has a good sturdy wheelbarrow.

What does LLL or QQQ mean?

My understanding is cup size is the difference in the measurements around the chest just under the boobs and around the boobs the their biggest.  A difference of 1 inch is an A cup, 2 inches a B, and so on.

So if it's basically Base 26 counting, a Z cup is 26 inches difference between the circumference of the chest and chest + boobs.  Then AA is 27 inches.  DD is 108 inches.  LLL is 8436.

That can't be right.


Well considering the original sizes are A,B,C,D,DD - I think they are just making it up as they go along once it gets past DD and E.

"Look at them, they're huge!  What size are they?"

<rolls wheel>   "Q"   "Doesn't sound big enough.. lets make it QQQ"
 
2014-01-09 11:45:03 PM  

mcmnky: Here Comes Everybody: The thing is, the hooters in the video are only LLL. QQQ would be *double* that size. I hope she has a good sturdy wheelbarrow.

What does LLL or QQQ mean?

My understanding is cup size is the difference in the measurements around the chest just under the boobs and around the boobs the their biggest.  A difference of 1 inch is an A cup, 2 inches a B, and so on.

So if it's basically Base 26 counting, a Z cup is 26 inches difference between the circumference of the chest and chest + boobs.  Then AA is 27 inches.  DD is 108 inches.  LLL is 8436.

That can't be right.


Never try and figure out how women's clothing sizes are determined. No matter how you try and figure it out, some manufacturer does it differently and even if you did figure it out for a given manufacturer it'll change in a few years anyways.
 
2014-01-09 11:46:51 PM  

Mrbogey: You can do the light trick with just about any breast implant.


Not true. Reasonably sized silicone implants placed under the muscle do not glow like that.
 
2014-01-09 11:52:53 PM  
D:
 
2014-01-09 11:53:11 PM  

Marshmallow Jones: I'd hit it.  With a 2X4.  repeatedly.  until it stopped breathing.


All you'd really need to do is get her on her back once. Wouldn't be that hard. Her center of mass is probably way too high.

This woman's going to need a specialized mobility device just to get around. Someone upthread mentioned a wheelbarrow, but I'm picturing some sort of modified knee scooter...
 
2014-01-09 11:55:13 PM  

So much for that whole "Hippocratic Oath" thingie...

 
2014-01-09 11:55:18 PM  
You could buy a giant pair of breasts as realistic as those in the adult toy store or costume shop, and bonus-- they don't have an exceptionally ugly woman attached to them.
 
2014-01-09 11:56:01 PM  

mcmnky: Here Comes Everybody: The thing is, the hooters in the video are only LLL. QQQ would be *double* that size. I hope she has a good sturdy wheelbarrow.

What does LLL or QQQ mean?

My understanding is cup size is the difference in the measurements around the chest just under the boobs and around the boobs the their biggest.  A difference of 1 inch is an A cup, 2 inches a B, and so on.

So if it's basically Base 26 counting, a Z cup is 26 inches difference between the circumference of the chest and chest + boobs.  Then AA is 27 inches.  DD is 108 inches.  LLL is 8436.

That can't be right.


No no no.

Here:  AAA - smallest. AA - next. (These are "training" bras for girls who have bee stings)

A - 1" (you're right on the formula), B - 2", C - 3". You don't start doubling until D, tripling is equivalent to the next letter.

D = 4" , DD = 5", DDD/E = 6", EE = 7, EEE/F = 8. . .

I'm not sober enough to finish the math on that to get to QQQ.
 
2014-01-09 11:58:31 PM  
Best part is when you're a woman whose boobs are mismatched by a cup size or more, or if you're a size that manufacturers decide doesn't exist. When I was still wearing bras, Wal-Mart didn't carry my size (36E). At $70 a piece to find one that was comfortable enough? Fark that.
 
2014-01-10 12:00:09 AM  

2wolves: If only she had put that money into her education

therapy bills.

ftfy
 
2014-01-10 12:02:17 AM  
It seems like those would really make life difficult, too

/a mammary impairment, if you will
 
2014-01-10 12:11:13 AM  
For those titties: modernborefare.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-10 12:23:14 AM  

Peki: A - 1" (you're right on the formula), B - 2", C - 3". You don't start doubling until D, tripling is equivalent to the next letter.

D = 4" , DD = 5", DDD/E = 6", EE = 7, EEE/F = 8. . .

I'm not sober enough to finish the math on that to get to QQQ.


Following this pattern, QQQ=R which is 32 inches in different between the bust line and her breasts at their biggest.  If I did the math right, her foobies stick out almost a foot from her body.

Peki: Best part is when you're a woman whose boobs are mismatched by a cup size or more, or if you're a size that manufacturers decide doesn't exist. When I was still wearing bras, Wal-Mart didn't carry my size (36E). At $70 a piece to find one that was comfortable enough? Fark that.


Murphy's Law of Clothes Shopping - stores never have what you want, that will fit, at a price you're willing to pay.  Corollary:  Shopping for bras will drive anyone insane.
 
2014-01-10 12:28:42 AM  
well that was gross.

her sleeping issues reminded me of John Merrick the Elephant Man. I recall that at the end of his life, he had to sleep with his head on his knees because his head was getting too huge and heavy. When he died they speculated he had tried to lay down on his back and dislocated his neck.

I guess big boobs won't break your neck (unless the cause you to lose balance and you fall) but damn ... why would you want to end up in any way, shape or form like Merrick?
 
2014-01-10 12:32:34 AM  

harleyquinnical: Following this pattern, QQQ=R which is 32 inches in different between the bust line and her breasts at their biggest.  If I did the math right, her foobies stick out almost a foot from her body.


K. I'll buy it. Explains the wine glasses.

harleyquinnical: Murphy's Law of Clothes Shopping - stores never have what you want, that will fit, at a price you're willing to pay.  Corollary:  Shopping for bras will drive anyone insane.


*snicker* Omg. I hate clothes shopping. The only time I have any amount of success is when I hit the clearance rack at Target. And even they got rid of their jeans ratings!!!! Fark it all!! I need flare bottoms to balance out the rest of my curves, or I look like an hourglass on stilts.

This is one of many reasons I want to learn to sew. I love crafts.
 
2014-01-10 12:48:16 AM  
They're like officially licensed Texas Chainsaw Massacre beach balls.....
 
2014-01-10 12:49:33 AM  

Peki: I'm not sober enough to finish the math on that to get to QQQ.


So she's really just a size "R."
 
2014-01-10 01:00:39 AM  

Macular Degenerate: I'd hit it


You'd bounce off
 
2014-01-10 01:02:21 AM  

Armadillo Slim: Macular Degenerate: I'd hit it

[wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net image 468x349]

You'd bounce off.


Should have read further...

Damn you. Stop thinking my thoughts before me!
 
2014-01-10 02:19:32 AM  

Somacandra: Peki: I'm not sober enough to finish the math on that to get to QQQ.

So she's really just a size "R."


but if you call her a QQQ, it reminds you of
roundrockitmedia.com
 
2014-01-10 02:47:19 AM  

Ambivalence: The doctor(s) who did that to her should have their medical license revoked. She can't even sleep or sit normally, how is that "do no harm". Aren't plastic surgeons supposed to keep an eye out for people with apparent augmentation addiction? WTF?


Um...Michael Jackson.
 
2014-01-10 03:04:36 AM  

Ann Coulter's Diiick: This is shocking...I thought Farkers are supposed to worship stupidly huge tits? I thought that's what everyone pretends to enjoy because We're Men™ or something.


Is Christina Hendricks still the most perfectest bustiestest chick we're supposed to lust after?


It's about as shocking as a man who likes to fark women not wanting to fark a blow-up doll. Just because it's got some yarn glued to its head for hair it isn't going to do it for most folks.
 
2014-01-10 03:16:58 AM  
Most 40+ women I know are obese with chin hair, so this woman is A++ in my book.

Also - those stupid tits that you guys are mocking her for paid for her daughter and son's home, medical and education. I'm not saying she's probably a saint or anything, but a little bit of empathy instead of the constant deluge of sewer comments here might be a decent change. Last time I checked, being a single mom wasn't defined as living in the lap of luxury.
 
2014-01-10 03:20:38 AM  
jokideo.com
 
2014-01-10 03:32:59 AM  
With the size and difficulty that she has sitting up and sleeping, they probably *have* to stay in their containers.  To uhook the bra and allow them playtime would probably kill her back within seconds.
 
2014-01-10 08:43:37 AM  
EYEBLEACH!

web.mit.edu

web.mit.edu
 
2014-01-10 09:19:34 AM  

unchellmatt: EYEBLEACH!

[web.mit.edu image 613x877]

[web.mit.edu image 800x793]


Too bad Hannigan went and produced a little miracle. She's a mommmmmmmy now. Any and all sexiness- GONE.
 
2014-01-10 09:26:10 AM  

unchellmatt: EYEBLEACH!

[web.mit.edu image 613x877]

[web.mit.edu image 800x793]


Ah, Alizée. I won't ever take the chance of actually listening to her sing as it will surely burst the pleasure of seeing her in pictures.

iv1.lisimg.com
 
2014-01-10 10:11:25 AM  

Marshmallow Jones: I'd hit it.  With a 2X4.  repeatedly.  until it stopped breathing.


Not necessary.  From the sounds of it, if you just lay her down on her back and refuse to help her sit back up, she'll stop breathing on her own under the sheer weight of those silicone sacs.
 
2014-01-10 10:17:22 AM  

Flappyhead: I hope she didn't get the new biochip.


I was so pissed off when I realized that I didn't need to get that chip.  Would have made the battle against Jamin so much easier.
 
2014-01-10 10:18:02 AM  

Somacandra: Peki: If you click the video, you'll be disappointed. FARKING HORRIFIED.

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I cannot fap to this.


This. It something to do with those big arse veins and stuff. It is nasty looking. I jacked off to assorts of horrible things but that almost gives me second thoughts that I should really stop..
 
2014-01-10 10:35:44 AM  
<meh> Still waiting for the girl with kaleidoscope eyes
 
2014-01-10 10:57:08 AM  
I usually give a pretty broad latitude to doctors, including plastic surgeons.  But for crying out loud, implanting a farking corset?  She cant breath when she is laying on her back!  That really seems like a violation of the Hippocratic oath.  That Dr, ought to have his license revoked.
 
2014-01-10 11:21:48 AM  

kregh99: [25.media.tumblr.com image 317x231]


I DON'T WANNA, I DON'T WANNA,  I DON'T WANNA,  I DON'T WANNA,
 
2014-01-10 11:49:23 AM  

GavinTheAlmighty: Flappyhead: I hope she didn't get the new biochip.

I was so pissed off when I realized that I didn't need to get that chip.  Would have made the battle against Jamin so much easier.


Heh, I skipped getting it in my first playthrough after hacking some e-mails at TY Medical.  I figured something was up and just kept going with the mission.  Second time I did get it just for the challenge.
 
2014-01-10 01:02:41 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-10 01:36:57 PM  

Gordon Bennett: unchellmatt: EYEBLEACH!

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Ah, Alizée. I won't ever take the chance of actually listening to her sing as it will surely burst the pleasure of seeing her in pictures.

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Then I suggest you mute your speakers and watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6omsDyFNlk

media.melty.fr
 
2014-01-10 02:25:36 PM  
*barf*
 
2014-01-10 02:50:48 PM  
Those surgeries will likely affect her lifespan profoundly.


Too bad she has already bred.


Why can't freaks like her die during unnecessary surgical procedures instead of sweet little girls getting their tonsils out?
 
2014-01-10 06:54:49 PM  

Gordon Bennett: unchellmatt: EYEBLEACH!

[web.mit.edu image 613x877]

[web.mit.edu image 800x793]

Ah, Alizée. I won't ever take the chance of actually listening to her sing as it will surely burst the pleasure of seeing her in pictures.

[iv1.lisimg.com image 600x1156]


Ah ma petite mignonne... tu ne sais pas le rôle que tu as joué dans mes rêves scabreaux...
 
2014-01-10 07:37:45 PM  
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You motorboatin' son of a biatch, you old sailor you.
 
2014-01-10 09:45:01 PM  

rzrwiresunrise: Gordon Bennett: unchellmatt: EYEBLEACH!

[web.mit.edu image 613x877]

[web.mit.edu image 800x793]

Ah, Alizée. I won't ever take the chance of actually listening to her sing as it will surely burst the pleasure of seeing her in pictures.

[iv1.lisimg.com image 600x1156]

Ah ma petite mignonne... tu ne sais pas le rôle que tu as joué dans mes rêves scabreaux...


Ye-Ye!
 
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