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(Sun Sentinel)   Your flight is cancelled. Do you C) punch and kick the airline gate agent?   ( divider line
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5500 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Jan 2014 at 5:22 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-09 03:17:52 PM  
4 votes:
I never knew that was an option. I'll give it a go next time.
2014-01-09 03:17:28 PM  
4 votes:
Did I stop at the airport bar first?
2014-01-09 07:35:43 PM  
1 vote:

megarian: bronyaur1: Only if you are Chris Christie.

That didn't even make sense.

Seriously, if you're going to throw politics into random places, at least make it semi-relevant and funny.

Just the kind of thing I would expect Clinton to say.
2014-01-09 05:25:11 PM  
1 vote:
Yes I would!
2014-01-09 05:25:03 PM  
1 vote:
I thought the standard practice was to phone in a bomb threat to the entire airport. Why should anyone else get to travel if you can't?
2014-01-09 05:25:01 PM  
1 vote:
Not sure.  I wasn't given A) or B) options.
2014-01-09 05:19:46 PM  
1 vote:
Without hesitation.
2014-01-09 04:38:23 PM  
1 vote:
The attack was broken up by two men who, after waiting to see if the combatants were hot, came to the aid of the ticket agent who ended up with bruises on her face, head, stomach and legs, Hurley said.

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