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(KUTV Utah)   If your eccentric cousin worked the front desk of the In-Vitro Clinic where clients drop off their sperm, your family reunions may have an ever-growing story for years to cum   ( divider line
    More: Strange, Family Re-Union, electroshock therapy, cousins, University of Utah  
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11928 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Jan 2014 at 3:59 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-09 04:07:41 PM  
9 votes:
Say what you will about the eccentric cousin, he's got a lot of spunk.
2014-01-09 04:02:52 PM  
7 votes:

Obviously not a school for the gifted.
2014-01-09 04:34:12 PM  
3 votes:
I imagine these sperm banks just throwing the little cup's contents into a huge vat and when they need to swimmers they use a scoop out 3/4's of a cup.
2014-01-09 07:42:07 PM  
1 vote:

TheCableGuy: Midvale?

Obviously not a school for the gifted.

You owe me a .... farkit I hated that keyboard anyways hehehehehe laughing my head off
2014-01-09 07:31:28 PM  
1 vote:
To avoid an embarrassing face-to-face, you need to use the sperm bank's ATM
2014-01-09 06:44:54 PM  
1 vote:

Pawprint: Editing is dead. This article is a hot mess.

In 1992 Ashley, now 21, was born, but with the recent revelations.

THAT IS NOT A COMPLETE SENTENCE! And the only way that you could possibly interpret it as a complete sentence then has it make no sense whatsoever.

How can you say that. iI's a bunch of words, followed by that dot thing. Ipso facto, a sentence. QED.
2014-01-09 05:04:03 PM  
1 vote:
I just had the worst business plan: Baby Roulette

You get many couples who want babies. They go through all the procedures they normally would, but all at once. In the end, all the viable eggs are mixed up with the sperm samples randomly and you get one of them with no guarantees.

It would never sell, but it might make a good short horror story or something.
2014-01-09 04:36:30 PM  
1 vote:

Atomic Spunk: Quite honestly, I'd love it if there were a lot of kids out there sharing my DNA.

/that sounds a little creepy, don't it?

Even creepier that I have you farkied as "Nipple Play". For the life of me I cannot remember why.
2014-01-09 04:33:59 PM  
1 vote:
And in Utah?  You want to talk about people obsessed with genealogy....
2014-01-09 04:21:27 PM  
1 vote:
"Eccentric", as in the kind of person who kidnaps a co-ed for 3 weeks conducting "love experiments" involving shock therapy to make them fall in love with him...

/there's always one in the family
2014-01-09 04:14:51 PM  
1 vote:

Stoj: Or.. She had sex with the guy.

How did she determine who's DNA it was?


Apparently the DNA test was her idea from the start. It seems unlikely she would do that if there were a shred of doubt in her mind about who the father was.
2014-01-09 04:11:14 PM  
1 vote:
Or.. She had sex with the guy.

How did she determine who's DNA it was?

2014-01-09 04:05:16 PM  
1 vote:
That's ...that's pretty messed up, dude. That's the most devious cuckoldry I've ever heard of. Not even the wife knew.
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