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(KUTV Utah)   If your eccentric cousin worked the front desk of the In-Vitro Clinic where clients drop off their sperm, your family reunions may have an ever-growing story for years to cum   ( divider line
    More: Strange, Family Re-Union, electroshock therapy, cousins, University of Utah  
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11929 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Jan 2014 at 3:59 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-09 04:41:07 PM  
3 votes:
Article about the abduction thing.

This dude must have been fun at parties.

He didn't spend a lot of time in jail because, well, read the article.
2014-01-09 04:31:19 PM  
3 votes:

orezona: "Eccentric", as in the kind of person who kidnaps a co-ed for 3 weeks conducting "love experiments" involving shock therapy to make them fall in love with him...

/there's always one in the family

I was shocked he only spent 2 years in prison for that. Seems a bit light.
2014-01-09 04:27:21 PM  
2 votes:
that dude is sick.  guarantee he did this to a lot of couples.

shoot him.   Sorry dude, you don't get to screw with people like that and live.
2014-01-09 04:21:26 PM  
2 votes:
So, in darwinian terms, does this mean the sperm clinic guy wins?  He was able to spread his seed around quite a bit.
2014-01-09 04:11:14 PM  
2 votes:
Or.. She had sex with the guy.

How did she determine who's DNA it was?

2014-01-09 04:05:16 PM  
2 votes:
That's ...that's pretty messed up, dude. That's the most devious cuckoldry I've ever heard of. Not even the wife knew.
2014-01-09 04:02:52 PM  
2 votes:

Obviously not a school for the gifted.
2014-01-09 08:09:17 PM  
1 vote:
Sounds like this guy was just, you know, small potatoes.
2014-01-09 07:43:37 PM  
1 vote:

WhyKnot: WhyKnot: that dude is sick.  guarantee he did this to a lot of couples.

shoot him.   Sorry dude, you don't get to screw with people like that and live.

nevermind...reaper already got him....good.

We all die, friend, but not all of us father over a hundred babies.
2014-01-09 05:09:53 PM  
1 vote:
Actually, key parties amount to the same thing.
2014-01-09 05:04:03 PM  
1 vote:
I just had the worst business plan: Baby Roulette

You get many couples who want babies. They go through all the procedures they normally would, but all at once. In the end, all the viable eggs are mixed up with the sperm samples randomly and you get one of them with no guarantees.

It would never sell, but it might make a good short horror story or something.
2014-01-09 04:45:07 PM  
1 vote:
Except for the daughter, none of the family members were related to this worker (he was not their cousin).

The article says that they contacted kidnapper/bio-dad's cousin, presumably because kidnapper/bio-dad had died years ago, making it impossible to contact him.
2014-01-09 04:32:30 PM  
1 vote:
They discovered, that prior to coming to work for the clinic, Lippert had served two years in prison for a high profile kidnapping, where he is accused of snatching up a college co-ed and holding her for three weeks and conducting "love experiments", that included locking her in a black box and using electroshock therapy on her to make her "fall in love with him."

Holy cr@p!  How was that only a two year sentence.

/ when I hear the term "eccentric" I typically think lots of cats and strange clothing
2014-01-09 04:32:26 PM  
1 vote:
Cousin?  Was this dude actually "Paula"'s cousin, or did "Cheryl" just have some information about her (and only her) cousin?  Confusing article is confusing.
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