Stoj: Or.. She had sex with the guy.How did she determine who's DNA it was?WTF
MFAWG: Stoj: Or.. She had sex with the guy.How did she determine who's DNA it was?WTFApparently the DNA test was her idea from the start. It seems unlikely she would do that if there were a shred of doubt in her mind about who the father was.
Stoj: MFAWG: Stoj: Or.. She had sex with the guy.How did she determine who's DNA it was?WTFApparently the DNA test was her idea from the start. It seems unlikely she would do that if there were a shred of doubt in her mind about who the father was.I can think of several good reasons a person would bring this all to light.1)lawsuit2) lawsuitEtc.They thought it'd be fun to DNA test themselves?"Family Night! Who's up for a game of UNO?""Hey let's test our DNA instead!""Great idea - get out the kits!"
MFAWG: So she intentionally had the cousin impregnate her 20 years ago so she could sue as soon as testing became affordable?
orezona: "Eccentric", as in the kind of person who kidnaps a co-ed for 3 weeks conducting "love experiments" involving shock therapy to make them fall in love with him.../there's always one in the family
WhyKnot: that dude is sick. guarantee he did this to a lot of couples.shoot him. Sorry dude, you don't get to screw with people like that and live.
Atomic Spunk: Quite honestly, I'd love it if there were a lot of kids out there sharing my DNA./that sounds a little creepy, don't it?
Buttknuckle: That story hurt my head. What the wut?
Stoj: MFAWG: So she intentionally had the cousin impregnate her 20 years ago so she could sue as soon as testing became affordable?What I was striving for was, mom wasn't having any luck with dad's sperm, got to know the guy at the clinic, yadda yadda yadda, 21 years later the daughter needs surgery or something, mom is starting to think she'll be discovered, decides to concoct crazy scheme, etc.I have an active imagination though.
Stoj: Article about the abduction thing.This dude must have been fun at parties.He didn't spend a lot of time in jail because, well, read the article.
doglover: I just had the worst business plan: Baby RouletteYou get many couples who want babies. They go through all the procedures they normally would, but all at once. In the end, all the viable eggs are mixed up with the sperm samples randomly and you get one of them with no guarantees.It would never sell, but it might make a good short horror story or something.
WhyKnot: WhyKnot: that dude is sick. guarantee he did this to a lot of couples.shoot him. Sorry dude, you don't get to screw with people like that and live.nevermind...reaper already got him....good.
orezona: /there's always one in the family
platedlizard: Peki: Honestly, as far as the testing goes, my family has bounced the idea around a bit, but only because there's some stories about ancestors we'd like to get verified (Native American and African-American ancestry, supposedly). So it may just be they were curious and had it done. Then, whoops! Dad isn't bio dad!Also, haven't scientists been finding that something like 25% of us have some sort of first- or second-degree incest relationship somewhere? It doesn't seem to be as rare as we'd all like to think it is. . ./I'll google the citation in a fewI think it's like 25% of people who have congenital disabilities, somewhat lower for the rest of the population iirc. but eh, yeah, It's pretty interesting./we figured out our Native American heritage the old-fashioned way, by tracing marriage and birth records//apparently I'm 1/16th Iroquoian
AFKobel: I think if I were the mother, reviewing the DNA testing, I would have taken that information to my grave.Let the father and daughter spend their lives believing they are biologically related, destroy the results, swallow your emotions.It's not like the father found out and he's questioning whether the wife nailed someone else to get pregnant. The mother KNOWS this was a fertility clinic issue.Lock it down.idk, is it just me?
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