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(Westword)   Michele Bachmann was not busted driving stoned. Repeat: Not stoned   (blogs.westword.com) divider line 15
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2014-01-09 03:03:11 PM  
3 votes:

whidbey: The weed would explain much of her ramblings. And the paranoia.


and the munchies
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2014-01-09 03:17:24 PM  
2 votes:
Of course she wasn't stoned. She told us herself she's not a witch.
2014-01-09 02:23:51 PM  
2 votes:

Bareefer Obonghit: The article was a joke, much like her marriage

putting her on the house intelligence committee.
2014-01-09 02:13:50 PM  
2 votes:
Bachmann smoke pot, I don't think so.  Anyone who has been paying attention the last few years knows she is more of a bath salts person.
2014-01-09 05:38:58 PM  
1 votes:

busy chillin': Everybody knows she drinks Bacardi and gets a what what, you know she represents.


I like the fact that if you're in danger and odd-sized you can count on her.

/two banana plants up to a thrill seeking shark...
2014-01-09 05:01:07 PM  
1 votes:

Mikey1969: Wow.... That's funny, they're even sequential...


My phone rang before I could hit the Add Comment button or it would have been a darn-near simulpost.
2014-01-09 04:43:19 PM  
1 votes:

Mikey1969: Except that it stays in your system LONG after the effects wear off. There's a case in AZ right now where they are arguing that they should be able to charge someone with DUI, and the judge pointed out that traces can be in your system, yet not affect you for up to 30 days, which basically throws away the "I" part of a DUI. The AG seems to think they can bust your for DUI in Arizona even if there is no Influence or Impairment. In other words, we need a new system. We need a was to definitively test to see if someone is actually impaired or not.


Just wave some Doritos in front of them.
2014-01-09 04:37:05 PM  
1 votes:

Mikey1969: Noam Chimpsky: In other words, we need a new system. We need a was to definitively test to see if someone is actually impaired or not.


Hand them a bag of Doritos
2014-01-09 03:38:24 PM  
1 votes:

Cheron: Bachmann smoke pot, I don't think so.  Anyone who has been paying attention the last few years knows she is more of a bath salts person.



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2014-01-09 02:59:32 PM  
1 votes:

bluenovaman: UncomfortableSilence: The rampant paranoia might fool you, but it's just regular old tin-hat paranoia, not paranoia of the purple sticky variety.

I gotta try that old tin-hat strain it sounds mighty powerful.


I tried it once, just stared at free republic all day.  That stuff will mess you up.
2014-01-09 02:35:33 PM  
1 votes:

neversubmit: How else is she going to put up with...

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The way Norwegians have done for generations: akevitt. Lots and lots of akevitt...
2014-01-09 02:24:08 PM  
1 votes:

Satan's Bunny Slippers: How the hell would anyone know?  If she WAS stoned, she might make sense.

If she was tripping balls, she would probably be able to write the encyclopedia.


I wanna see Marcus on molly. It'd be like Rip Taylor without the restraint.

// 'bout the only time he'd be "on" molly, if you catch
// my meaning
2014-01-09 02:13:55 PM  
1 votes:

Bareefer Obonghit: The article was a joke, much like her marriage.


When you are being legally investigated, it's probably not a bad idea to react to any assertions made of potentially illegal content, regardless of their actual status as satire. Also, as your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit.
2014-01-09 02:05:17 PM  
1 votes:
So she's that crazy naturally?
2014-01-09 02:01:20 PM  
1 votes:
The article was a joke, much like her marriage.
 
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