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2014-01-09 05:18:18 PM
5 votes:

relaxitsjustme: I submitted this on Dec 18th and was redlit.  Even our lame ass local morning TV news 'viral videos' covered this one before the new year.  Way to stay ahead of the curve there admins.

/my headline was more clever too
//Lady kicks snow at a cat. Cat makes lady kiss some lipstick


i232.photobucket.com
2014-01-09 02:53:29 PM
5 votes:
I saw that woman in another video picking rhubarb from another woman's garden.
2014-01-09 03:09:42 PM
4 votes:
something for the admins

www.blogography.com
2014-01-09 02:42:12 PM
3 votes:

relaxitsjustme: MagSeven: relaxitsjustme: Satan's Bunny Slippers: relaxitsjustme: LesserEvil: Cagey B: relaxitsjustme: /my headline was more clever too

No it wasn't.

It doesn't even make sense.

You guys have been around here since 2002 and 2007 and you're not familiar with the 'lipstick on the cat's ass'?  Really?


that whole thing wasn't that funny.

Which whole thing?
Even with knowledge of the lipstick thread, your headline didn't make sense. The sentence structure was off. Are you saying the cat made the lady kiss it's ass? That didn't happen.

Not in the literal sense but that cat damn sure did make that lady kiss its ass.


You're using the "kiss my ass" term incorrectly. I'm not aware of many people saying "I'm going to make you kiss my ass". When you tell someone to kiss your ass, it ususally involves no physical interaction. It's a "fark you, fark off". The lady had her ass KICKED. The cat KICKED ass. No kissing. Your headline sucked bro and apparently the mods made that an official ruling. I've used up the number of times I can type "ass" today so good day to you sir.
2014-01-10 07:27:11 AM
2 votes:

relaxitsjustme: chetbango: relaxitsjustme: Satan's Bunny Slippers: relaxitsjustme: Satan's Bunny Slippers: relaxitsjustme: LesserEvil: Cagey B: relaxitsjustme: /my headline was more clever too

No it wasn't.

It doesn't even make sense.

You guys have been around here since 2002 and 2007 and you're not familiar with the 'lipstick on the cat's ass'?  Really?


that whole thing wasn't that funny.

Which whole thing?

lipstick on a cat's ass.  not that funny.

But I didn't say funny.  I said clever.  But since you're being judge and jury here, tell me how clever/funny do you find the current headline?

More clever than yours.

Let's see.  The first line is almost identical so that's a wash.  My second line invoked a long running Fark joke.  Subby's second line just says what happens in the video.  Subby's third line was derp.  Yeah I'm still going to go with mine was more clever.


Since this seems to be far and beyond, one of the most important things to ever occur in your life... I am going to go with;
A) your headline sucked (hence, it not being greenlit)
B) you whine like hell
C) my headline got greenlit and yours did not... and you'll have to live with that for the rest of your life!!!!

Soooooo...
img.fark.net
2014-01-10 12:03:25 AM
2 votes:

relaxitsjustme: John Buck 41: relaxitsjustme: John Buck 41: I love seeing a whiny Farker getting his ass kicked in a thread. Good stuff!

Thanks.  It took a while but I put a good 5 or 6 whiny Farkers in their place.

Nice try at deflection.

Poor try at seeing the lighter side.


No, you're a towel.
2014-01-09 03:49:00 PM
2 votes:
What people who visit Melvin, Mi may look like...

i1.ytimg.com
2014-01-09 02:50:47 PM
2 votes:
Holy crap - someone submits a dumb, old video, and in return we get a "Me! Me! Me!" thread? Bizarre.
2014-01-09 02:30:35 PM
2 votes:

relaxitsjustme: Satan's Bunny Slippers: relaxitsjustme: Satan's Bunny Slippers: relaxitsjustme: LesserEvil: Cagey B: relaxitsjustme: /my headline was more clever too

No it wasn't.

It doesn't even make sense.

You guys have been around here since 2002 and 2007 and you're not familiar with the 'lipstick on the cat's ass'?  Really?


that whole thing wasn't that funny.

Which whole thing?

lipstick on a cat's ass.  not that funny.

But I didn't say funny.  I said clever.  But since you're being judge and jury here, tell me how clever/funny do you find the current headline?


I stand corrected....it wasn't clever either.   The current headline? Oh, it sucks balls too.
2014-01-09 02:27:23 PM
2 votes:

relaxitsjustme: I was actually whining about how late to the party Fark is on this video. The whining about redlit was a post-script. Sorry that my whining put you in such a whiny mood.


Oh hey, it's a "you're the real racist" maneuver. That's totally going to salvage this thread for you.
2014-01-09 02:18:22 PM
2 votes:

Cagey B: Also, as a general rule, it's kind of pathetic to come into threads and whine about redlit submissions.


Kind of pathetic? KIND OF pathetic? You are being too kind.
2014-01-09 02:12:49 PM
2 votes:

relaxitsjustme: You guys have been around here since 2002 and 2007 and you're not familiar with the 'lipstick on the cat's ass'? Really?


Yeah, I get the reference. It's still not funny. Also, as a general rule, it's kind of pathetic to come into threads and whine about redlit submissions.
2014-01-09 02:12:47 PM
2 votes:
Is this what they recorded the video with?

upload.wikimedia.org
2014-01-09 02:01:06 PM
2 votes:
img2-1.timeinc.net

"That kitty's dynamite!"
2014-01-09 01:52:35 PM
2 votes:
I submitted this on Dec 18th and was redlit.  Even our lame ass local morning TV news 'viral videos' covered this one before the new year.  Way to stay ahead of the curve there admins.

/my headline was more clever too
//Lady kicks snow at a cat. Cat makes lady kiss some lipstick
2014-01-10 03:47:45 AM
1 votes:
you're all dorks; no one wins except me.

/both headlines were meh, so who cares if one might have been slightly better than the other
2014-01-09 11:28:40 PM
1 votes:

styckx: The derp in this thread is incredible..  Attention whoring on Fark just went up a notch in this thread.. I won't acknowledge names because admins/mods usually flag people for that but.... Yeah.. It's obvious..


We all know who you're referring to.

Relax.
2014-01-09 11:26:35 PM
1 votes:

relaxitsjustme: John Buck 41: relaxitsjustme: John Buck 41: I love seeing a whiny Farker getting his ass kicked in a thread. Good stuff!

Thanks.  It took a while but I put a good 5 or 6 whiny Farkers in their place.

Nice try at deflection.

Poor try at seeing the lighter side.


Wow. You just don't know when to stop, do you? You're like a victim of domestic assault who stays, saying 'but deep down I know he loves me'.
2014-01-09 10:38:46 PM
1 votes:
If that woman was my neighbor or relative, I would have no choice but to relentlessly tease her every time I saw her about being beat up by a little kitty-cat for ever and ever.
2014-01-09 10:34:17 PM
1 votes:

relaxitsjustme: stonelotus: relaxitsjustme: FormlessOne: Holy crap - someone submits a dumb, old video, and in return we get a "Me! Me! Me!" thread? Bizarre.

There wouldn't be no trouble except for that king-shiat Cagey B! All I wanted was something to eat to point something out.  But the man kept pushing Sir.

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now you're comparing yourself to Rambo?

No. I was using First Blood as a metaphor.  Pointing out that if Cagey B didn't start shiat there wouldn't have been any trouble, the same way there wouldn't have been any trouble if the sheriff didn't start shiat.

/somehow I doubt it will sink in if I have to explain it to you


I'm pretty sure if you hadn't posted in the first place there wouldn't have been any trouble.  you need better movie heroes.
2014-01-09 10:03:58 PM
1 votes:

relaxitsjustme: John Buck 41: I love seeing a whiny Farker getting his ass kicked in a thread. Good stuff!

Thanks.  It took a while but I put a good 5 or 6 whiny Farkers in their place.


Nice try at deflection.
2014-01-09 09:44:25 PM
1 votes:

stonelotus: relaxitsjustme: FormlessOne: Holy crap - someone submits a dumb, old video, and in return we get a "Me! Me! Me!" thread? Bizarre.

There wouldn't be no trouble except for that king-shiat Cagey B! All I wanted was something to eat to point something out.  But the man kept pushing Sir.

[www.standbyformindcontrol.com image 350x400]

now you're comparing yourself to Rambo?


No. I was using First Blood as a metaphor.  Pointing out that if Cagey B didn't start shiat there wouldn't have been any trouble, the same way there wouldn't have been any trouble if the sheriff didn't start shiat.

/somehow I doubt it will sink in if I have to explain it to you
2014-01-09 09:24:08 PM
1 votes:
I love seeing a whiny Farker getting his ass kicked in a thread. Good stuff!
2014-01-09 09:13:30 PM
1 votes:

relaxitsjustme: FormlessOne: Holy crap - someone submits a dumb, old video, and in return we get a "Me! Me! Me!" thread? Bizarre.

There wouldn't be no trouble except for that king-shiat Cagey B! All I wanted was something to eat to point something out.  But the man kept pushing Sir.

[www.standbyformindcontrol.com image 350x400]


now you're comparing yourself to Rambo?
2014-01-09 09:13:15 PM
1 votes:

relaxitsjustme: dark side of the moon: relaxitsjustme:
/my headline was more clever too
//Lady kicks snow at a cat. Cat makes lady kiss some lipstick

That's...not funny at all.

And yet another Farker who doesn't know the difference between the words clever and funny chimes in.


It's not clever either. No matter how you try to explain it, it just isn't. It's stupid and you're trying too hard. Why do you think your headline was redlit?
2014-01-09 08:53:51 PM
1 votes:

relaxitsjustme: Cagey B: relaxitsjustme: You guys have been around here since 2002 and 2007 and you're not familiar with the 'lipstick on the cat's ass'? Really?

Yeah, I get the reference. It's still not funny. Also, as a general rule, it's kind of pathetic to come into threads and whine about redlit submissions.

I was actually whining about how late to the party Fark is on this video.  The whining about redlit was a post-script.  Sorry that my whining put you in such a whiny mood.


this video was posted in nov. or dec. to fark. greenlighted too. as well as the follow up news story about her injuries. actually, im pretty sure it was reposted a couple times since then too.  But I'm sure you were the first farker to discover it and deserve all the praise you seek.
2014-01-09 08:19:55 PM
1 votes:

dark side of the moon: relaxitsjustme:
/my headline was more clever too
//Lady kicks snow at a cat. Cat makes lady kiss some lipstick

That's...not funny at all.


I feel like something could be done with it though...

Lady kicks snow at cat.  Cat leaves lipstick on lady's face.

meh
2014-01-09 06:12:23 PM
1 votes:

Griftin Rubes: something for the admins

[www.blogography.com image 470x330]


HOLY F*CK WE LANDED ON THE MOON?!111!!!?!?
2014-01-09 05:14:20 PM
1 votes:

MagSeven: BalugaJoe: Why did they have to kill the cat?

To test it for rabies.


They should have tested the woman instead.
2014-01-09 04:34:27 PM
1 votes:

coralfixation: wow, was *that* the wrong thread.

/please disregard.


Why? It's the funniest thing in this thread so far...
2014-01-09 04:32:30 PM
1 votes:

Griftin Rubes: The woman submitted the video of the attack to Fox 2 News in Detroit and it is now making the rounds around the web. It happened at her Melvin home, which is about an hour east of Flint.
The attack was caught on tape by the woman's security camera. As the woman kicks snow at the cat to keep it away from her dog, it lunges and begins scratching and biting her face. According to   Fox 2 News, the woman had to be hospitalized after the cat bit her forehead and she contracted cellulitis, and infection caused by bacteria.
The woman took in the cat she called Buddy over the summer. After the attack Sanilac County officials picked Buddy up to test him for rabies. To do so the cat had to be put down. Those tests came back negative.

http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2013/12/melvin_woman_attack e d_by_cat_a.html">http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2013/12/me lvin_woman_attacke d_by_cat_a.html


So, it all worked out well in the end. Hostile cat gets dissected, moronic woman gets chomped, pathetic dog get stuck with moronic woman. Opa!
2014-01-09 04:20:45 PM
1 votes:

relaxitsjustme: I submitted this on Dec 18th and was redlit.  Even our lame ass local morning TV news 'viral videos' covered this one before the new year.  Way to stay ahead of the curve there admins.

/my headline was more clever too
//Lady kicks snow at a cat. Cat makes lady kiss some lipstick


It was also greenlit... though I'm not gonna go try to find it.  This is a repeat.
2014-01-09 03:47:38 PM
1 votes:
wow, was *that* the wrong thread.

/please disregard.
2014-01-09 03:46:06 PM
1 votes:
Just needs one of these...

img.fark.net

/seriously, though, it's going to be horrifying to the family when the decomposition starts accelerating
2014-01-09 03:24:56 PM
1 votes:
media.desura.com
2014-01-09 03:18:03 PM
1 votes:

rudemix: This video could be posted monthly, with any clever headline, and I would never grow tired of it. That cat is was the bees farking knees getting off on that nasty broad like that.


FTFY to reflect present information
2014-01-09 02:17:40 PM
1 votes:

relaxitsjustme: Satan's Bunny Slippers: relaxitsjustme: LesserEvil: Cagey B: relaxitsjustme: /my headline was more clever too

No it wasn't.

It doesn't even make sense.

You guys have been around here since 2002 and 2007 and you're not familiar with the 'lipstick on the cat's ass'?  Really?


that whole thing wasn't that funny.

Which whole thing?


lipstick on a cat's ass.  not that funny.
2014-01-09 02:14:37 PM
1 votes:

relaxitsjustme: Satan's Bunny Slippers: relaxitsjustme: LesserEvil: Cagey B: relaxitsjustme: /my headline was more clever too

No it wasn't.

It doesn't even make sense.

You guys have been around here since 2002 and 2007 and you're not familiar with the 'lipstick on the cat's ass'?  Really?


that whole thing wasn't that funny.

Which whole thing?

Even with knowledge of the lipstick thread, your headline didn't make sense. The sentence structure was off. Are you saying the cat made the lady kiss it's ass? That didn't happen.
2014-01-09 02:06:55 PM
1 votes:

relaxitsjustme: LesserEvil: Cagey B: relaxitsjustme: /my headline was more clever too

No it wasn't.

It doesn't even make sense.

You guys have been around here since 2002 and 2007 and you're not familiar with the 'lipstick on the cat's ass'?  Really?



that whole thing wasn't that funny.
2014-01-09 02:00:49 PM
1 votes:

Cagey B: relaxitsjustme: /my headline was more clever too

No it wasn't.


It doesn't even make sense.
2014-01-09 01:59:09 PM
1 votes:

relaxitsjustme: /my headline was more clever too


No it wasn't.
 
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