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2014-01-09 10:41:52 PM
The derp in this thread is incredible..  Attention whoring on Fark just went up a notch in this thread.. I won't acknowledge names because admins/mods usually flag people for that but.... Yeah.. It's obvious..
 
2014-01-09 10:50:58 PM
Serves her fat ass right.
 
2014-01-09 11:26:29 PM
The question I have is was this her cat or a cat she didn't want around her house?  If it is her cat, she deserved it.  If she was trying to deter a cat from hanging around her house, I understand.  She failed, but I understand.  You got to go stronger than that, or get scratched.
 
2014-01-09 11:26:35 PM

relaxitsjustme: John Buck 41: relaxitsjustme: John Buck 41: I love seeing a whiny Farker getting his ass kicked in a thread. Good stuff!

Thanks.  It took a while but I put a good 5 or 6 whiny Farkers in their place.

Nice try at deflection.

Poor try at seeing the lighter side.


Wow. You just don't know when to stop, do you? You're like a victim of domestic assault who stays, saying 'but deep down I know he loves me'.
 
2014-01-09 11:28:40 PM

styckx: The derp in this thread is incredible..  Attention whoring on Fark just went up a notch in this thread.. I won't acknowledge names because admins/mods usually flag people for that but.... Yeah.. It's obvious..


We all know who you're referring to.

Relax.
 
2014-01-09 11:54:04 PM

relaxitsjustme: Satan's Bunny Slippers: relaxitsjustme: Satan's Bunny Slippers: relaxitsjustme: LesserEvil: Cagey B: relaxitsjustme: /my headline was more clever too

No it wasn't.

It doesn't even make sense.

You guys have been around here since 2002 and 2007 and you're not familiar with the 'lipstick on the cat's ass'?  Really?


that whole thing wasn't that funny.

Which whole thing?

lipstick on a cat's ass.  not that funny.

But I didn't say funny.  I said clever.  But since you're being judge and jury here, tell me how clever/funny do you find the current headline?


More clever than yours.
 
2014-01-09 11:59:31 PM
Feral cats should be treated with a properly placed 17hmr to the head.
 
2014-01-10 12:02:10 AM

lack of warmth: The question I have is was this her cat or a cat she didn't want around her house?  If it is her cat, she deserved it.  If she was trying to deter a cat from hanging around her house, I understand.  She failed, but I understand.  You got to go stronger than that, or get scratched.


1) Yes it was her cat
2) I agree with your if/then.  I tried to stick up for her when I incorrectly assumed it wasn't her cat.  It was, and she's an idiot.

I still wouldn't call it "abuse" like some farkers did, but she treated the cat wrong and deserved what she got.  I'm not a cat expert, but repeatedly attempting to drive the cat across the street like that is a vary bad idea.  Stand between the cat and the dog.  Push the cat back if it comes forward, but don't move towards it.  You're (supposed to be) in a position of authority.  You need to let the cat know that there's a boundry, and that the boundary is right around the dog.
 
2014-01-10 12:03:25 AM

relaxitsjustme: John Buck 41: relaxitsjustme: John Buck 41: I love seeing a whiny Farker getting his ass kicked in a thread. Good stuff!

Thanks.  It took a while but I put a good 5 or 6 whiny Farkers in their place.

Nice try at deflection.

Poor try at seeing the lighter side.


No, you're a towel.
 
2014-01-10 12:08:47 AM
relaxitsjustme:  troll troll troll

Ya'll been trolled.  Well played Mr. troll, well played.

9.8/10
 
2014-01-10 12:17:36 AM
1. The lady deserved to have her ass kicked, and I hope she continues to suffer from the cat's attack. You don't kick snow on a cat. You don't kick in a cat's general direction. You just don't. Any cat owner knows this. The animal will feel threatened and defend itself.

2. It sucks that the cat was put down. I think, given a choice, they should have put the lady down and let the dog and cat live in her house.

3. A better headline would have been, "Woman takes Nugent lyrics too literally"

4. No, you're right: It wouldn't have been. But it's better than referencing the lipstick thread from ages ago.
 
2014-01-10 12:21:04 AM

relaxitsjustme: I submitted this on Dec 18th and was redlit.  Even our lame ass local morning TV news 'viral videos' covered this one before the new year.  Way to stay ahead of the curve there admins.

/my headline was more clever too
//Lady kicks snow at a cat. Cat makes lady kiss some lipstick


You was robbed, robbed I tells ya!
 
2014-01-10 01:10:16 AM
Current score Tally

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You can stop this embarrassing charade anytime you like, you just have to stop talking.
 
2014-01-10 02:57:00 AM
This is the worst Fark thread ever, and that's saying something.  relaxitsjustme has officially ruined the internet for me tonight.
 
2014-01-10 03:20:01 AM

John Buck 41: relaxitsjustme: John Buck 41: relaxitsjustme: John Buck 41: I love seeing a whiny Farker getting his ass kicked in a thread. Good stuff!

Thanks.  It took a while but I put a good 5 or 6 whiny Farkers in their place.

Nice try at deflection.

Poor try at seeing the lighter side.

Wow. You just don't know when to stop, do you? You're like a victim of domestic assault who stays, saying 'but deep down I know he loves me'.


You come in late to a thread and jump on the dog pile.  I responded to your post tongue in cheek and you come back accusing me of trying to deflect your comment towards others.  That whoosh noise you heard when typing your reply was the joke going over your head.
 
2014-01-10 03:23:24 AM

chetbango: relaxitsjustme: Satan's Bunny Slippers: relaxitsjustme: Satan's Bunny Slippers: relaxitsjustme: LesserEvil: Cagey B: relaxitsjustme: /my headline was more clever too

No it wasn't.

It doesn't even make sense.

You guys have been around here since 2002 and 2007 and you're not familiar with the 'lipstick on the cat's ass'?  Really?


that whole thing wasn't that funny.

Which whole thing?

lipstick on a cat's ass.  not that funny.

But I didn't say funny.  I said clever.  But since you're being judge and jury here, tell me how clever/funny do you find the current headline?

More clever than yours.


Let's see.  The first line is almost identical so that's a wash.  My second line invoked a long running Fark joke.  Subby's second line just says what happens in the video.  Subby's third line was derp.  Yeah I'm still going to go with mine was more clever.
 
2014-01-10 03:24:35 AM

lohphat: relaxitsjustme: I submitted this on Dec 18th and was redlit.  Even our lame ass local morning TV news 'viral videos' covered this one before the new year.  Way to stay ahead of the curve there admins.

/my headline was more clever too
//Lady kicks snow at a cat. Cat makes lady kiss some lipstick

You was robbed, robbed I tells ya!


Whew, I'm glad somebody is paying attention.
 
2014-01-10 03:27:53 AM

karmachameleon: This is the worst Fark thread ever, and that's saying something.  relaxitsjustme has officially ruined the internet for me tonight.


I'm also available for parties and bar mitzvahs
 
2014-01-10 03:47:45 AM
you're all dorks; no one wins except me.

/both headlines were meh, so who cares if one might have been slightly better than the other
 
2014-01-10 07:27:11 AM

relaxitsjustme: chetbango: relaxitsjustme: Satan's Bunny Slippers: relaxitsjustme: Satan's Bunny Slippers: relaxitsjustme: LesserEvil: Cagey B: relaxitsjustme: /my headline was more clever too

No it wasn't.

It doesn't even make sense.

You guys have been around here since 2002 and 2007 and you're not familiar with the 'lipstick on the cat's ass'?  Really?


that whole thing wasn't that funny.

Which whole thing?

lipstick on a cat's ass.  not that funny.

But I didn't say funny.  I said clever.  But since you're being judge and jury here, tell me how clever/funny do you find the current headline?

More clever than yours.

Let's see.  The first line is almost identical so that's a wash.  My second line invoked a long running Fark joke.  Subby's second line just says what happens in the video.  Subby's third line was derp.  Yeah I'm still going to go with mine was more clever.


Since this seems to be far and beyond, one of the most important things to ever occur in your life... I am going to go with;
A) your headline sucked (hence, it not being greenlit)
B) you whine like hell
C) my headline got greenlit and yours did not... and you'll have to live with that for the rest of your life!!!!

Soooooo...
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-10 08:46:47 AM

Lucky LaRue: That cat needs to be

put down for the safety of the community given a cheeseburger.
 
2014-01-10 09:32:31 AM

Cagey B: relaxitsjustme: You guys have been around here since 2002 and 2007 and you're not familiar with the 'lipstick on the cat's ass'? Really?

Yeah, I get the reference. It's still not funny. Also, as a general rule, it's kind of pathetic to come into threads and whine about redlit submissions.


memedepot.com
 
2014-01-10 10:13:23 AM
THAT. WAS. AWESOME!

/it was like a cartoon.
 
2014-01-10 10:21:49 AM

clyph: Skunkwolf: No, the cat's owner not being able to prove that the cat was vaccinated resulted in it's death.

If the coonthammer didn't abuse the animal to the point it had to defend itself, it's vaccination status would never have been an issue.

She still committed animal cruelty which ultimately resulted in the death of the animal.   That's the legal standard for felony animal abuse in most states.


Since the cat was living at her house as a "rescue" she should have had it up to date on shots to begin with.  And I am willing to bet that she treated that cat like shiat at some point to cause that kind of reaction.  Was the cat aggressive, hell yeah, but if she wasn't kicking snow at it and acting aggressively against the cat it probably wouldn't have reacted like that.  I think the woman was totally at fault.  She shouldn't be doing "rescues" if she can't even keep up to date on rabies shots and does not know how to handle animals.  It would have been different if it would have been someone's cat, but when it is part of her "rescue" then technically the cat is her cat, therefore, HER responsibility.
 
2014-01-10 10:31:25 AM
Hey do you think if we all sign a proposal to get relaxitsjustme banned for a year Drew will do it?
 
2014-01-10 11:17:33 AM
She provoked it. It is a shame the cat didn't rip open her jugular.
 
2014-01-10 11:27:57 AM
HotWingAgenda [TotalFark]

Serves her fat ass right.

The woman had taken in the homeless cat, fed and cared for it and it attacked her.

Typical liberal. Beg and when given food/money you attack those that have supported you.
 
2014-01-10 11:36:52 AM
Why is it always a tuxedo cat in this type of video?
 
2014-01-10 12:09:46 PM

OnlyM3: HotWingAgenda [TotalFark]

Serves her fat ass right.
The woman had taken in the homeless cat, fed and cared for it and it attacked her.

Typical liberal. Beg and when given food/money you attack those that have supported you.


Be honest: How many times have you been put in timeout by the mods for attempting one of these lame ass thread jacks?
 
2014-01-10 12:28:54 PM

Assimilate This: Here's the full story.  http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2013/12/melvin_woman_attack e d_by_cat_a.html

Ended very badly for the ungrateful cat.


That's farked up.  They murdered the cat to "test for rabies".
 
2014-01-10 01:16:26 PM

mooseyfate: OnlyM3: HotWingAgenda [TotalFark]

Serves her fat ass right.
The woman had taken in the homeless cat, fed and cared for it and it attacked her.

Typical liberal. Beg and when given food/money you attack those that have supported you.

Be honest: How many times have you been put in timeout by the mods for attempting one of these lame ass thread jacks?


Not enough.
 
2014-01-10 02:56:55 PM
How in the hell does this lady get off kicking snow at that poor cat?

We are human beings!
We got to where we are now by using weapons!
Next time grab a hoe, a frog spear, anything
 
2014-01-10 03:41:37 PM
I've never seen a cat jump so high onto someone's FACE before.

Daaaaaaaaaaaayuuummm
 
2014-01-10 03:53:46 PM
Smart cat. It knew she was bundled up so it went right for her exposed face.
 
2014-01-10 03:58:57 PM
I remember when we put up a dart board in my old apartment and my girlfriends cat just HAD to check it out ... by using me as a ladder.

Got thrown across the room, landing on the couch with a "worth it" look.
 
2014-01-10 04:47:18 PM

relaxitsjustme: I submitted this on Dec 18th and was redlit.  Even our lame ass local morning TV news 'viral videos' covered this one before the new year.  Way to stay ahead of the curve there admins.

/my headline was more clever too
//Lady kicks snow at a cat. Cat makes lady kiss some lipstick


Either you are on some serious drugs, and/or you don't speak the Englishes. How could you think that makes any sense?
 
2014-01-10 04:47:46 PM
Classic case of redirected aggression. The woman's mother brings over her dog for a visit, and the cat gets upset over the intruder. The cat didn't attack the woman for kicking snow in its face, he took his anger out on her because she was standing between him and the dog that he wanted to fark up for being on his territory. Oh, and chances are that if the cat hadn't been immunized, he hadn't been neutered either, leading to territorial behavior like this.

http://www.cathospitalofchicago.com/online-cat-health-library/feline -r edirected-aggression
 
2014-01-10 08:33:29 PM

crzybtch: Hey do you think if we all sign a proposal to get relaxitsjustme banned for a year Drew will do it?


Sign me up
 
2014-01-10 10:33:41 PM
OMG I would marry this video!  Thanks, subby!
 
2014-01-10 11:25:59 PM
If I had ten divisions of those cats, our troubles here would be over very quickly.
 
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