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2014-01-09 03:47:51 PM

Skunkwolf: No, the cat's owner not being able to prove that the cat was vaccinated resulted in it's death.


If the coonthammer didn't abuse the animal to the point it had to defend itself, it's vaccination status would never have been an issue.

She still committed animal cruelty which ultimately resulted in the death of the animal.   That's the legal standard for felony animal abuse in most states.
 
2014-01-09 03:49:00 PM
What people who visit Melvin, Mi may look like...

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2014-01-09 03:49:54 PM

coralfixation: wow, was *that* the wrong thread.

/please disregard.


I love when this happens.
 
2014-01-09 03:53:57 PM

clyph: Skunkwolf: No, the cat's owner not being able to prove that the cat was vaccinated resulted in it's death.

If the coonthammer didn't abuse the animal to the point it had to defend itself, it's vaccination status would never have been an issue.

She still committed animal cruelty which ultimately resulted in the death of the animal.   That's the legal standard for felony animal abuse in most states.


Seriously? Kicking snow at a cat is felony animal abuse? Really? You're sticking with that?

\\ Stupid cat was probably crapping on her property because the stupid owner can't keep the useless thing on their property where it belongs. Do you know what happens if I let my dogs roan the neighborhood? Same should go for those disease bags...
 
2014-01-09 03:54:07 PM

clyph: Skunkwolf: No, the cat's owner not being able to prove that the cat was vaccinated resulted in it's death.

If the coonthammer didn't abuse the animal to the point it had to defend itself, it's vaccination status would never have been an issue.

She still committed animal cruelty which ultimately resulted in the death of the animal.   That's the legal standard for felony animal abuse in most states.


Kicking snow on a cat is animal cruelty?  Really?  Snow?  On a cats fur coat?  Cruelty? On an aggressive cat?

Hmmmm. That's a new one on me.
 
2014-01-09 04:07:26 PM

clyph: Griftin Rubes: After the attack Sanilac County officials picked Buddy up to test him for rabies. To do so the cat had to be put down. Those tests came back negative

Too bad she didn't suffer more, since her abuse resulted in the animal's death.


"her abuse"?  She was attempting to shoo away an off-leash animal that was harassing her dog (who was in a fenced in yard).  Leash laws exist for a reason, and they apply to cats just as much as they do to dogs (they do around here anyhow).
 
2014-01-09 04:16:41 PM

serial_crusher: She was attempting to shoo away an off-leash animal that was harassing her dog (who was in a fenced in yard).  Leash laws exist for a reason, and they apply to cats just as much as they do to dogs (they do around here anyhow).


philotech:

\\ Stupid cat was probably crapping on her property because the stupid owner can't keep the useless thing on their property where it belongs. Do you know what happens if I let my dogs roan the neighborhood? Same should go for those disease bags...

Now, not for one second am I going with snow kicking as abuse.  However, from the actual article linked in this thread up yonder....

The woman submitted the video of the attack to Fox 2 News in Detroit and it is now making the rounds around the web. It happened at her Melvin home, which is about an hour east of Flint.
The attack was caught on tape by the woman's security camera. As the woman kicks snow at the cat to keep it away from her dog, it lunges and begins scratching and biting her face. According to   Fox 2 News, the woman had to be hospitalized after the cat bit her forehead and she contracted cellulitis, and infection caused by bacteria.

The woman took in the cat she called Buddy over the summer. After the attack Sanilac County officials picked Buddy up to test him for rabies. To do so the cat had to be put down. Those tests came back negative.

http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2013/12/melvin_woman_attac k e d_by_cat_a.html">http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2013/12/me lvin_woman_attacke d_by_cat_a.html

So, if it was off leash it was her own damn fault.  The dog was behind a fence on the porch, so how was it in danger across the driveway?

Woman was a right biatch and got what was coming to her.

The cat got the short end of the stick.
 
2014-01-09 04:20:45 PM

relaxitsjustme: I submitted this on Dec 18th and was redlit.  Even our lame ass local morning TV news 'viral videos' covered this one before the new year.  Way to stay ahead of the curve there admins.

/my headline was more clever too
//Lady kicks snow at a cat. Cat makes lady kiss some lipstick


It was also greenlit... though I'm not gonna go try to find it.  This is a repeat.
 
2014-01-09 04:25:02 PM

philotech: clyph: Skunkwolf: No, the cat's owner not being able to prove that the cat was vaccinated resulted in it's death.

If the coonthammer didn't abuse the animal to the point it had to defend itself, it's vaccination status would never have been an issue.

She still committed animal cruelty which ultimately resulted in the death of the animal.   That's the legal standard for felony animal abuse in most states.

Seriously? Kicking snow at a cat is felony animal abuse? Really? You're sticking with that?

\\ Stupid cat was probably crapping on her property because the stupid owner can't keep the useless thing on their property where it belongs. Do you know what happens if I let my dogs roan the neighborhood? Same should go for those disease bags...


You entirely missed the part where it said she took ownership of the cat ver the summer.  The cat was on its owner's land.  Dogs roaming the neighborhood are more menacing than cats.  You know, crapping in yards (and not burying it), a larger propensity to attack residents (and/or their pets), destroy property, etc.
 
2014-01-09 04:32:30 PM

Griftin Rubes: The woman submitted the video of the attack to Fox 2 News in Detroit and it is now making the rounds around the web. It happened at her Melvin home, which is about an hour east of Flint.
The attack was caught on tape by the woman's security camera. As the woman kicks snow at the cat to keep it away from her dog, it lunges and begins scratching and biting her face. According to   Fox 2 News, the woman had to be hospitalized after the cat bit her forehead and she contracted cellulitis, and infection caused by bacteria.
The woman took in the cat she called Buddy over the summer. After the attack Sanilac County officials picked Buddy up to test him for rabies. To do so the cat had to be put down. Those tests came back negative.

http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2013/12/melvin_woman_attack e d_by_cat_a.html">http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2013/12/me lvin_woman_attacke d_by_cat_a.html


So, it all worked out well in the end. Hostile cat gets dissected, moronic woman gets chomped, pathetic dog get stuck with moronic woman. Opa!
 
2014-01-09 04:34:27 PM

coralfixation: wow, was *that* the wrong thread.

/please disregard.


Why? It's the funniest thing in this thread so far...
 
2014-01-09 04:36:49 PM

philotech: Stupid cat was probably crapping on her property because the stupid owner can't keep the useless thing on their property where it belongs.


Read the "more information" article someone posted, this chick took the cat in this summer, think there might be a reason that it's trying to come in now?
 
2014-01-09 04:48:35 PM

Satan's Bunny Slippers: The woman took in the cat she called Buddy over the summer


oh,... ohh.... yeah, I didn't see that part.

Vaccinate your pets.  Also spay and neuter them.  And lie to the doctors about who attacked you.  Also, probably just don't even get a cat.
 
2014-01-09 04:51:16 PM
Why did they have to kill the cat?
 
2014-01-09 04:55:13 PM

BalugaJoe: Why did they have to kill the cat?


To test it for rabies.
 
2014-01-09 05:14:20 PM

MagSeven: BalugaJoe: Why did they have to kill the cat?

To test it for rabies.


They should have tested the woman instead.
 
2014-01-09 05:18:18 PM

relaxitsjustme: I submitted this on Dec 18th and was redlit.  Even our lame ass local morning TV news 'viral videos' covered this one before the new year.  Way to stay ahead of the curve there admins.

/my headline was more clever too
//Lady kicks snow at a cat. Cat makes lady kiss some lipstick


i232.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-09 05:19:58 PM

MagSeven: BalugaJoe: Why did they have to kill the cat?

To test it for rabies.


You can quarantine it for 10 days for observation.
 
2014-01-09 05:21:17 PM

Satan's Bunny Slippers: So, if it was off leash it was her own damn fault.


People put leashes on cats?
 
2014-01-09 05:23:08 PM

serial_crusher: Satan's Bunny Slippers: The woman took in the cat she called Buddy over the summer

oh,... ohh.... yeah, I didn't see that part.

Vaccinate your pets.  Also spay and neuter them.  And lie to the doctors about who attacked you.  Also, probably just don't even get a cat.


All of mine are. And they never, EVER go outside. :)
 
2014-01-09 05:30:04 PM

Krymson Tyde: MagSeven: BalugaJoe: Why did they have to kill the cat?

To test it for rabies.

You can quarantine it for 10 days for observation.


Something tells me the woman in the story isn't that patient.
/"I need to know naaaoooo! Naaaaaaooo! I'm gunna die and ya'll don't care!
 
2014-01-09 05:34:30 PM

MagSeven: Krymson Tyde: MagSeven: BalugaJoe: Why did they have to kill the cat?

To test it for rabies.

You can quarantine it for 10 days for observation.

Something tells me the woman in the story isn't that patient.
/"I need to know naaaoooo! Naaaaaaooo! I'm gunna die and ya'll don't care!


I suspect it would be malpractice for any doctor to allow her to wait that long. The treatment for rabies needs to start as quickly as possible.
 
2014-01-09 05:37:51 PM

Skunkwolf: clyph: Griftin Rubes: After the attack Sanilac County officials picked Buddy up to test him for rabies. To do so the cat had to be put down. Those tests came back negative

Too bad she didn't suffer more, since her abuse resulted in the animal's death.

No, the cat's owner not being able to prove that the cat was vaccinated resulted in it's death.

If you want to prevent people from casually killing your pets using authority when they misbehave. License, tag and vaccinate.


The cat was almost certainly a feral. From TFA: The woman took in the cat she called Buddy over the summer.

He was probably abandoned by his original owners, who didn't care what happened to him, and showed up at her house looking for food.  We've had cats like this near us. My wife puts food out for them. Some will warm up to us and become friendly enough that they can be adopted out. Others become friendlier, but are still a little stand-offish or skittish, like this one appears to be.

So you're correct to blame the a--hole owners, but I'd also blame this woman as well. If she was going to "take in" this cat, part of her responsibility was to make sure he was vaccinated.
 
2014-01-09 05:39:39 PM

ko_kyi: Satan's Bunny Slippers: So, if it was off leash it was her own damn fault.

People put leashes on cats?


Some do. Many urban folks walk their cats like dogs. Mine just sit in the window and think "eeew, bugs and dirt? I don't think so. When's dinner?" :)
 
2014-01-09 05:52:28 PM
the cat had to be put down

He who laughs last last best.
 
2014-01-09 05:57:32 PM
She should have killed that cat.
 
2014-01-09 06:12:23 PM

Griftin Rubes: something for the admins

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HOLY F*CK WE LANDED ON THE MOON?!111!!!?!?
 
2014-01-09 06:16:27 PM

Assimilate This: Here's the full story.  http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2013/12/melvin_woman_attack e d_by_cat_a.html

Ended very badly for the ungrateful cat.


wtf? fark all those people.
 
2014-01-09 07:11:40 PM
relaxitsjustme kicks snow on thread. Thread proceeds to kick relaxitsjustme's ass. Subby doesn't want any
 
2014-01-09 07:28:36 PM
relaxitsjustme:
/my headline was more clever too
//Lady kicks snow at a cat. Cat makes lady kiss some lipstick


That's...not funny at all.
 
2014-01-09 07:29:48 PM

relaxitsjustme: LesserEvil: Cagey B: relaxitsjustme: /my headline was more clever too

No it wasn't.

It doesn't even make sense.

You guys have been around here since 2002 and 2007 and you're not familiar with the 'lipstick on the cat's ass'?  Really?


I'm quite familiar with that meme. You're headline just isn't funny. At all.
 
2014-01-09 07:56:33 PM
I'm sad that the cat had to die because the woman sucks at life.  Hope she dies alone and scared.
 
2014-01-09 08:18:01 PM
Early front-runner for "Dumbest Thread of 2014"
 
2014-01-09 08:19:55 PM

dark side of the moon: relaxitsjustme:
/my headline was more clever too
//Lady kicks snow at a cat. Cat makes lady kiss some lipstick

That's...not funny at all.


I feel like something could be done with it though...

Lady kicks snow at cat.  Cat leaves lipstick on lady's face.

meh
 
2014-01-09 08:50:08 PM
Did the fat biatch bleed out thru her face? Good.
 
2014-01-09 08:53:51 PM

relaxitsjustme: Cagey B: relaxitsjustme: You guys have been around here since 2002 and 2007 and you're not familiar with the 'lipstick on the cat's ass'? Really?

Yeah, I get the reference. It's still not funny. Also, as a general rule, it's kind of pathetic to come into threads and whine about redlit submissions.

I was actually whining about how late to the party Fark is on this video.  The whining about redlit was a post-script.  Sorry that my whining put you in such a whiny mood.


this video was posted in nov. or dec. to fark. greenlighted too. as well as the follow up news story about her injuries. actually, im pretty sure it was reposted a couple times since then too.  But I'm sure you were the first farker to discover it and deserve all the praise you seek.
 
2014-01-09 09:05:07 PM

Assimilate This: Here's the full story.  http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2013/12/melvin_woman_attack e d_by_cat_a.html

Ended very badly for the ungrateful cat.


Cheers.
 
2014-01-09 09:08:22 PM

dark side of the moon: relaxitsjustme:
/my headline was more clever too
//Lady kicks snow at a cat. Cat makes lady kiss some lipstick

That's...not funny at all.


And yet another Farker who doesn't know the difference between the words clever and funny chimes in.
 
2014-01-09 09:11:08 PM

SumoJeb: relaxitsjustme: Cagey B: relaxitsjustme: You guys have been around here since 2002 and 2007 and you're not familiar with the 'lipstick on the cat's ass'? Really?

Yeah, I get the reference. It's still not funny. Also, as a general rule, it's kind of pathetic to come into threads and whine about redlit submissions.

I was actually whining about how late to the party Fark is on this video.  The whining about redlit was a post-script.  Sorry that my whining put you in such a whiny mood.

this video was posted in nov. or dec. to fark. greenlighted too. as well as the follow up news story about her injuries. actually, im pretty sure it was reposted a couple times since then too.  But I'm sure you were the first farker to discover it and deserve all the praise you seek.


Well since the news story posted upthread was on Dec 17th and I submitted it on Dec 18th I'm pretty sure I'm up at the front of the line.
 
2014-01-09 09:13:15 PM

relaxitsjustme: dark side of the moon: relaxitsjustme:
/my headline was more clever too
//Lady kicks snow at a cat. Cat makes lady kiss some lipstick

That's...not funny at all.

And yet another Farker who doesn't know the difference between the words clever and funny chimes in.


It's not clever either. No matter how you try to explain it, it just isn't. It's stupid and you're trying too hard. Why do you think your headline was redlit?
 
2014-01-09 09:13:30 PM

relaxitsjustme: FormlessOne: Holy crap - someone submits a dumb, old video, and in return we get a "Me! Me! Me!" thread? Bizarre.

There wouldn't be no trouble except for that king-shiat Cagey B! All I wanted was something to eat to point something out.  But the man kept pushing Sir.

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now you're comparing yourself to Rambo?
 
2014-01-09 09:24:08 PM
I love seeing a whiny Farker getting his ass kicked in a thread. Good stuff!
 
2014-01-09 09:38:02 PM

dark side of the moon: relaxitsjustme: dark side of the moon: relaxitsjustme:
/my headline was more clever too
//Lady kicks snow at a cat. Cat makes lady kiss some lipstick

That's...not funny at all.

And yet another Farker who doesn't know the difference between the words clever and funny chimes in.

It's not clever either. No matter how you try to explain it, it just isn't. It's stupid and you're trying too hard. Why do you think your headline was redlit?


And you're not paying attention.  I said it was more clever than the current one, which is a statement I stand by.
 
2014-01-09 09:44:25 PM

stonelotus: relaxitsjustme: FormlessOne: Holy crap - someone submits a dumb, old video, and in return we get a "Me! Me! Me!" thread? Bizarre.

There wouldn't be no trouble except for that king-shiat Cagey B! All I wanted was something to eat to point something out.  But the man kept pushing Sir.

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now you're comparing yourself to Rambo?


No. I was using First Blood as a metaphor.  Pointing out that if Cagey B didn't start shiat there wouldn't have been any trouble, the same way there wouldn't have been any trouble if the sheriff didn't start shiat.

/somehow I doubt it will sink in if I have to explain it to you
 
2014-01-09 09:46:54 PM

John Buck 41: I love seeing a whiny Farker getting his ass kicked in a thread. Good stuff!


Thanks.  It took a while but I put a good 5 or 6 whiny Farkers in their place.
 
2014-01-09 10:03:58 PM

relaxitsjustme: John Buck 41: I love seeing a whiny Farker getting his ass kicked in a thread. Good stuff!

Thanks.  It took a while but I put a good 5 or 6 whiny Farkers in their place.


Nice try at deflection.
 
2014-01-09 10:09:40 PM

Krymson Tyde: MagSeven: BalugaJoe: Why did they have to kill the cat?

To test it for rabies.

You can quarantine it for 10 days for observation.


They did that to a feral that attacked my wife in our garage while it was protecting one of her kittens.  They'd gotten in the garage somehow.  Luckily she had on some thick leather garden gloves at the time and it only got her hand, but still chewed through the glove and scratched up her arm.

The thing also tried to attack a four year old prior to attacking my wife, but an adult got in between the cat and kid before any damage could be done.

And after all that, some of our neighbors went to the animal impound and paid to have it spayed, got it it's shots, and then released it back into our neighborhood.

Amazingly, since the spaying, it actually tolerates people now.
 
2014-01-09 10:22:55 PM

John Buck 41: relaxitsjustme: John Buck 41: I love seeing a whiny Farker getting his ass kicked in a thread. Good stuff!

Thanks.  It took a while but I put a good 5 or 6 whiny Farkers in their place.

Nice try at deflection.


Poor try at seeing the lighter side.
 
2014-01-09 10:34:17 PM

relaxitsjustme: stonelotus: relaxitsjustme: FormlessOne: Holy crap - someone submits a dumb, old video, and in return we get a "Me! Me! Me!" thread? Bizarre.

There wouldn't be no trouble except for that king-shiat Cagey B! All I wanted was something to eat to point something out.  But the man kept pushing Sir.

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now you're comparing yourself to Rambo?

No. I was using First Blood as a metaphor.  Pointing out that if Cagey B didn't start shiat there wouldn't have been any trouble, the same way there wouldn't have been any trouble if the sheriff didn't start shiat.

/somehow I doubt it will sink in if I have to explain it to you


I'm pretty sure if you hadn't posted in the first place there wouldn't have been any trouble.  you need better movie heroes.
 
2014-01-09 10:38:46 PM
If that woman was my neighbor or relative, I would have no choice but to relentlessly tease her every time I saw her about being beat up by a little kitty-cat for ever and ever.
 
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