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2014-01-09 01:26:05 PM
Ha!

Got your ass kicked by a real pussy, too.
 
2014-01-09 01:34:38 PM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2014-01-09 01:40:53 PM
Karma often has a short return time...
 
2014-01-09 01:51:13 PM
The pussification of America continues.
 
2014-01-09 01:52:35 PM
I submitted this on Dec 18th and was redlit.  Even our lame ass local morning TV news 'viral videos' covered this one before the new year.  Way to stay ahead of the curve there admins.

/my headline was more clever too
//Lady kicks snow at a cat. Cat makes lady kiss some lipstick
 
2014-01-09 01:59:09 PM

relaxitsjustme: /my headline was more clever too


No it wasn't.
 
2014-01-09 02:00:49 PM

Cagey B: relaxitsjustme: /my headline was more clever too

No it wasn't.


It doesn't even make sense.
 
2014-01-09 02:01:06 PM
img2-1.timeinc.net

"That kitty's dynamite!"
 
2014-01-09 02:02:51 PM
That cat needs to be put down for the safety of the community.
 
2014-01-09 02:03:49 PM

LesserEvil: Cagey B: relaxitsjustme: /my headline was more clever too

No it wasn't.

It doesn't even make sense.


You guys have been around here since 2002 and 2007 and you're not familiar with the 'lipstick on the cat's ass'?  Really?
 
2014-01-09 02:06:15 PM

Lucky LaRue: That cat trailer dweller has been needs to be put thrown down for the safety of the community.



Cat's got some good moves.


encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2014-01-09 02:06:55 PM

relaxitsjustme: LesserEvil: Cagey B: relaxitsjustme: /my headline was more clever too

No it wasn't.

It doesn't even make sense.

You guys have been around here since 2002 and 2007 and you're not familiar with the 'lipstick on the cat's ass'?  Really?



that whole thing wasn't that funny.
 
2014-01-09 02:09:55 PM

Satan's Bunny Slippers: relaxitsjustme: LesserEvil: Cagey B: relaxitsjustme: /my headline was more clever too

No it wasn't.

It doesn't even make sense.

You guys have been around here since 2002 and 2007 and you're not familiar with the 'lipstick on the cat's ass'?  Really?


that whole thing wasn't that funny.


Which whole thing?
 
2014-01-09 02:12:47 PM
Is this what they recorded the video with?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-01-09 02:12:49 PM

relaxitsjustme: You guys have been around here since 2002 and 2007 and you're not familiar with the 'lipstick on the cat's ass'? Really?


Yeah, I get the reference. It's still not funny. Also, as a general rule, it's kind of pathetic to come into threads and whine about redlit submissions.
 
2014-01-09 02:14:37 PM

relaxitsjustme: Satan's Bunny Slippers: relaxitsjustme: LesserEvil: Cagey B: relaxitsjustme: /my headline was more clever too

No it wasn't.

It doesn't even make sense.

You guys have been around here since 2002 and 2007 and you're not familiar with the 'lipstick on the cat's ass'?  Really?


that whole thing wasn't that funny.

Which whole thing?

Even with knowledge of the lipstick thread, your headline didn't make sense. The sentence structure was off. Are you saying the cat made the lady kiss it's ass? That didn't happen.
 
2014-01-09 02:17:40 PM

relaxitsjustme: Satan's Bunny Slippers: relaxitsjustme: LesserEvil: Cagey B: relaxitsjustme: /my headline was more clever too

No it wasn't.

It doesn't even make sense.

You guys have been around here since 2002 and 2007 and you're not familiar with the 'lipstick on the cat's ass'?  Really?


that whole thing wasn't that funny.

Which whole thing?


lipstick on a cat's ass.  not that funny.
 
2014-01-09 02:18:22 PM

Cagey B: Also, as a general rule, it's kind of pathetic to come into threads and whine about redlit submissions.


Kind of pathetic? KIND OF pathetic? You are being too kind.
 
2014-01-09 02:24:37 PM

Cagey B: relaxitsjustme: You guys have been around here since 2002 and 2007 and you're not familiar with the 'lipstick on the cat's ass'? Really?

Yeah, I get the reference. It's still not funny. Also, as a general rule, it's kind of pathetic to come into threads and whine about redlit submissions.


I was actually whining about how late to the party Fark is on this video.  The whining about redlit was a post-script.  Sorry that my whining put you in such a whiny mood.
 
2014-01-09 02:25:32 PM

MagSeven: relaxitsjustme: Satan's Bunny Slippers: relaxitsjustme: LesserEvil: Cagey B: relaxitsjustme: /my headline was more clever too

No it wasn't.

It doesn't even make sense.

You guys have been around here since 2002 and 2007 and you're not familiar with the 'lipstick on the cat's ass'?  Really?


that whole thing wasn't that funny.

Which whole thing?
Even with knowledge of the lipstick thread, your headline didn't make sense. The sentence structure was off. Are you saying the cat made the lady kiss it's ass? That didn't happen.


Not in the literal sense but that cat damn sure did make that lady kiss its ass.
 
2014-01-09 02:27:08 PM

Satan's Bunny Slippers: relaxitsjustme: Satan's Bunny Slippers: relaxitsjustme: LesserEvil: Cagey B: relaxitsjustme: /my headline was more clever too

No it wasn't.

It doesn't even make sense.

You guys have been around here since 2002 and 2007 and you're not familiar with the 'lipstick on the cat's ass'?  Really?


that whole thing wasn't that funny.

Which whole thing?

lipstick on a cat's ass.  not that funny.


But I didn't say funny.  I said clever.  But since you're being judge and jury here, tell me how clever/funny do you find the current headline?
 
2014-01-09 02:27:23 PM

relaxitsjustme: I was actually whining about how late to the party Fark is on this video. The whining about redlit was a post-script. Sorry that my whining put you in such a whiny mood.


Oh hey, it's a "you're the real racist" maneuver. That's totally going to salvage this thread for you.
 
2014-01-09 02:30:35 PM

relaxitsjustme: Satan's Bunny Slippers: relaxitsjustme: Satan's Bunny Slippers: relaxitsjustme: LesserEvil: Cagey B: relaxitsjustme: /my headline was more clever too

No it wasn't.

It doesn't even make sense.

You guys have been around here since 2002 and 2007 and you're not familiar with the 'lipstick on the cat's ass'?  Really?


that whole thing wasn't that funny.

Which whole thing?

lipstick on a cat's ass.  not that funny.

But I didn't say funny.  I said clever.  But since you're being judge and jury here, tell me how clever/funny do you find the current headline?


I stand corrected....it wasn't clever either.   The current headline? Oh, it sucks balls too.
 
2014-01-09 02:32:23 PM

Cagey B: relaxitsjustme: I was actually whining about how late to the party Fark is on this video. The whining about redlit was a post-script. Sorry that my whining put you in such a whiny mood.

Oh hey, it's a "you're the real racist" maneuver. That's totally going to salvage this thread for you.


Ok...I'm sorry that you were in a whiny mood before you read my comment
 
2014-01-09 02:37:21 PM
Here's the full story.  http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2013/12/melvin_woman_attack e d_by_cat_a.html

Ended very badly for the ungrateful cat.
 
2014-01-09 02:41:26 PM

Assimilate This: Here's the full story.  http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2013/12/melvin_woman_attack e d_by_cat_a.html

Ended very badly for the ungrateful cat.


FTA: "The woman took in the cat she called Buddy over the summer.  "

This is a lie.  If you "take in" an animal, you don't kick snow at it later.  Woman's a biatch.  And to protect her dog?   Then why the hell is that little punt rag up on the porch behind a fence?

Sorry for the cat though.
 
Bf+
2014-01-09 02:41:52 PM

LesserEvil: Cagey B: relaxitsjustme: /my headline was more clever too

No it wasn't.

It doesn't even make sense.



And this one does?  "Dog doesn't want any"  WTF?
Lame ass headline.  Lame ass video, and old at that.
I know I know... welcome to Fark.
 
2014-01-09 02:42:12 PM

relaxitsjustme: MagSeven: relaxitsjustme: Satan's Bunny Slippers: relaxitsjustme: LesserEvil: Cagey B: relaxitsjustme: /my headline was more clever too

No it wasn't.

It doesn't even make sense.

You guys have been around here since 2002 and 2007 and you're not familiar with the 'lipstick on the cat's ass'?  Really?


that whole thing wasn't that funny.

Which whole thing?
Even with knowledge of the lipstick thread, your headline didn't make sense. The sentence structure was off. Are you saying the cat made the lady kiss it's ass? That didn't happen.

Not in the literal sense but that cat damn sure did make that lady kiss its ass.


You're using the "kiss my ass" term incorrectly. I'm not aware of many people saying "I'm going to make you kiss my ass". When you tell someone to kiss your ass, it ususally involves no physical interaction. It's a "fark you, fark off". The lady had her ass KICKED. The cat KICKED ass. No kissing. Your headline sucked bro and apparently the mods made that an official ruling. I've used up the number of times I can type "ass" today so good day to you sir.
 
2014-01-09 02:44:15 PM

Bf+: LesserEvil: Cagey B: relaxitsjustme: /my headline was more clever too

No it wasn't.

It doesn't even make sense.


And this one does?  "Dog doesn't want any"  WTF?
Lame ass headline.  Lame ass video, and old at that.
I know I know... welcome to Fark.


Dog doesn't want any of the cat. Never heard that term before?
 
2014-01-09 02:47:05 PM

nyseattitude: Is this what they recorded the video with?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 240x206]


This
 
2014-01-09 02:47:37 PM

MagSeven: Bf+: LesserEvil: Cagey B: relaxitsjustme: /my headline was more clever too

No it wasn't.

It doesn't even make sense.


And this one does?  "Dog doesn't want any"  WTF?
Lame ass headline.  Lame ass video, and old at that.
I know I know... welcome to Fark.

Dog doesn't want any of the cat. Never heard that term before?


I think I know who submitted this.
 
2014-01-09 02:50:47 PM
Holy crap - someone submits a dumb, old video, and in return we get a "Me! Me! Me!" thread? Bizarre.
 
2014-01-09 02:52:22 PM

relaxitsjustme: MagSeven: Bf+: LesserEvil: Cagey B: relaxitsjustme: /my headline was more clever too

No it wasn't.

It doesn't even make sense.


And this one does?  "Dog doesn't want any"  WTF?
Lame ass headline.  Lame ass video, and old at that.
I know I know... welcome to Fark.

Dog doesn't want any of the cat. Never heard that term before?

I think I know who submitted this.


Not me man. I've only submitted once. It was a Charlie Sheen thread.
 
2014-01-09 02:53:29 PM
I saw that woman in another video picking rhubarb from another woman's garden.
 
2014-01-09 02:55:35 PM

FormlessOne: Holy crap - someone submits a dumb, old video, and in return we get a "Me! Me! Me!" thread? Bizarre.


There wouldn't be no trouble except for that king-shiat Cagey B! All I wanted was something to eat to point something out.  But the man kept pushing Sir.

www.standbyformindcontrol.com
 
2014-01-09 03:07:12 PM

MagSeven: relaxitsjustme: MagSeven: relaxitsjustme: Satan's Bunny Slippers: relaxitsjustme: LesserEvil: Cagey B: relaxitsjustme: /my headline was more clever too

No it wasn't.

It doesn't even make sense.

You guys have been around here since 2002 and 2007 and you're not familiar with the 'lipstick on the cat's ass'?  Really?


that whole thing wasn't that funny.

Which whole thing?
Even with knowledge of the lipstick thread, your headline didn't make sense. The sentence structure was off. Are you saying the cat made the lady kiss it's ass? That didn't happen.

Not in the literal sense but that cat damn sure did make that lady kiss its ass.

You're using the "kiss my ass" term incorrectly. I'm not aware of many people saying "I'm going to make you kiss my ass". When you tell someone to kiss your ass, it ususally involves no physical interaction. It's a "fark you, fark off". The lady had her ass KICKED. The cat KICKED ass. No kissing. Your headline sucked bro and apparently the mods made that an official ruling. I've used up the number of times I can type "ass" today so good day to you sir.


silentarchimedes.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-09 03:09:42 PM
something for the admins

www.blogography.com
 
2014-01-09 03:10:01 PM
This video could be posted monthly, with any clever headline, and I would never grow tired of it. That cat is the bees farking knees getting off on that nasty broad like that.
 
2014-01-09 03:15:49 PM
Buddy just getting own back, ought not have been killed to rabies-test. Snow-kicking was technically assault. Not surprised devilEther saw snow-kicking woman in another video picking rhubarb from another woman's garden.
Profiling indeed, with fair reason.
 
2014-01-09 03:16:56 PM
Posted again next week with a different headline.  Just like it was a week or two ago...
 
2014-01-09 03:18:03 PM

rudemix: This video could be posted monthly, with any clever headline, and I would never grow tired of it. That cat is was the bees farking knees getting off on that nasty broad like that.


FTFY to reflect present information
 
2014-01-09 03:22:25 PM
The woman submitted the video of the attack to Fox 2 News in Detroit and it is now making the rounds around the web. It happened at her Melvin home, which is about an hour east of Flint.
The attack was caught on tape by the woman's security camera. As the woman kicks snow at the cat to keep it away from her dog, it lunges and begins scratching and biting her face. According to   Fox 2 News, the woman had to be hospitalized after the cat bit her forehead and she contracted cellulitis, and infection caused by bacteria.
The woman took in the cat she called Buddy over the summer. After the attack Sanilac County officials picked Buddy up to test him for rabies. To do so the cat had to be put down. Those tests came back negative.

http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2013/12/melvin_woman_attack e d_by_cat_a.html">http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2013/12/me lvin_woman_attacke d_by_cat_a.html
 
2014-01-09 03:24:06 PM

Griftin Rubes: The woman submitted the video of the attack to Fox 2 News in Detroit and it is now making the rounds around the web. It happened at her Melvin home, which is about an hour east of Flint.
The attack was caught on tape by the woman's security camera. As the woman kicks snow at the cat to keep it away from her dog, it lunges and begins scratching and biting her face. According to   Fox 2 News, the woman had to be hospitalized after the cat bit her forehead and she contracted cellulitis, and infection caused by bacteria.
The woman took in the cat she called Buddy over the summer. After the attack Sanilac County officials picked Buddy up to test him for rabies. To do so the cat had to be put down. Those tests came back negative.

http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2013/12/melvin_woman_attack e d_by_cat_a.html">http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2013/12/me lvin_woman_attacke d_by_cat_a.html


Yes, but at least the biatch got cellulitis out of it!
 
2014-01-09 03:24:56 PM
media.desura.com
 
2014-01-09 03:28:34 PM

Griftin Rubes: After the attack Sanilac County officials picked Buddy up to test him for rabies. To do so the cat had to be put down. Those tests came back negative


Too bad she didn't suffer more, since her abuse resulted in the animal's death.
 
2014-01-09 03:35:59 PM

clyph: Griftin Rubes: After the attack Sanilac County officials picked Buddy up to test him for rabies. To do so the cat had to be put down. Those tests came back negative

Too bad she didn't suffer more, since her abuse resulted in the animal's death.


No, the cat's owner not being able to prove that the cat was vaccinated resulted in it's death.

If you want to prevent people from casually killing your pets using authority when they misbehave. License, tag and vaccinate.
 
2014-01-09 03:39:49 PM
subby must've been  kicking snow on the admins puss last night if you catch my drift


\ drift snow get it ?
izquotes.com
 
2014-01-09 03:44:18 PM

Assimilate This: Here's the full story.  http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2013/12/melvin_woman_attack e d_by_cat_a.html

Ended very badly for the ungrateful cat.


I entertained the idea of living in Boring, Oregon, thought it sounded fun, but you would NEVER get me to live in a farking town named "Melvin". No way.

clyph: Griftin Rubes: After the attack Sanilac County officials picked Buddy up to test him for rabies. To do so the cat had to be put down. Those tests came back negative

Too bad she didn't suffer more, since her abuse resulted in the animal's death.


Yeah, what a twat.

Skunkwolf: No, the cat's owner not being able to prove that the cat was vaccinated resulted in it's death.

If you want to prevent people from casually killing your pets using authority when they misbehave. License, tag and vaccinate.


Except that SHE "took in" the cat. It says so right there in the article. Once she did that, SHE was the new owner, so yeah, she's responsible, as is the owner, since they are one and the same.
 
2014-01-09 03:46:06 PM
Just needs one of these...

img.fark.net

/seriously, though, it's going to be horrifying to the family when the decomposition starts accelerating
 
2014-01-09 03:47:38 PM
wow, was *that* the wrong thread.

/please disregard.
 
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