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(Wisconsin Gazette)   4 hours, 4 Super Bowl meals and countless "mmm, that's good"s with Guy Fieri   (wisconsingazette.com) divider line 55
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2014-01-09 01:42:39 PM
Guy Ferry is an idiot.
 
2014-01-09 02:03:55 PM
North Korea has been using Spending a Day with Guy Fieri and Judy Gold as corporal punishment for years now.
 
2014-01-09 02:11:13 PM
I can't get enough of this guy's Donkey Sauce. Last time I went to Taint Misbehavins in Santa Rosa I couldn't get his Unwrapped Dragon Shank down fast enough.
 
2014-01-09 02:14:05 PM
Is this an intentional confluence of suck?
 
2014-01-09 02:16:24 PM
"And except to occasionally ask waitresses about gynecological procedures (just roll with it), this pretty much became her soundtrack for the evening."

Uh...what?
 
2014-01-09 02:17:53 PM
"Guy Fiero" was my stage name back in the 80s when I did porn.
 
2014-01-09 02:18:38 PM
I wish Guy would drink a gallon of his special, Spicy-Fiery-Jack Daniels-Bleach-Hair Sauce...

/sooner rather than later
 
2014-01-09 02:18:50 PM
The worlds most annoying celeb chef of all time.

He's just some lard arse with a bad hair cut that likes unflavoured grease.
 
2014-01-09 02:19:58 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-09 02:21:35 PM

sigdiamond2000: I can't get enough of this guy's Donkey Sauce. Last time I went to Taint Misbehavins in Santa Rosa I couldn't get his Unwrapped Dragon Shank down fast enough.


img.fark.net
 
2014-01-09 02:22:02 PM
What the hell?
 
2014-01-09 02:24:39 PM

sigdiamond2000: I can't get enough of this guy's Donkey Sauce. Last time I went to Taint Misbehavins in Santa Rosa I couldn't get his Unwrapped Dragon Shank down fast enough.


Okay, I LOLed.
 
2014-01-09 02:28:52 PM
His food choices are a little too heavy for my tastes.
 
2014-01-09 02:31:07 PM
By the time we reached Gold's contribution to our agenda _ Fred's, a restaurant with a sports bar feel and walls plastered with photos of customers' dogs - the car reeked of grinders. The only thing less appealing than getting out to eat another meal was staying in and smelling it longer.

Can you imagine being stuck in a car in the winter with Guy Fieri, Judy Gold, and 10 lukewarm grinders?

Pure heaven!
 
2014-01-09 02:32:58 PM

sigdiamond2000: I can't get enough of this guy's Donkey Sauce. Last time I went to Taint Misbehavins in Santa Rosa I couldn't get his Unwrapped Dragon Shank down fast enough.


i290.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-09 02:33:13 PM
Oh, is this about the Rachaeaeal v. Guy show?  DNRTFA.  I'm kinda sorta interested in seeing how Penn does, and I like Mrs. Brady, but everything else about the show repels me...
 
2014-01-09 02:33:25 PM
The nicest thing you can say about Guy is that he really, really appears to enjoy eating.
 
2014-01-09 02:35:04 PM
I'm obviously in the minority and I'll admit it took me a while but I think Guy is a likeable character.
 
2014-01-09 02:36:43 PM
Mmmmm, can I have an extra side of 'dump sauce?'
 
2014-01-09 02:41:43 PM
laughingsquid.com
 
2014-01-09 02:41:48 PM

funk_soul_bubby: I'm obviously in the minority and I'll admit it took me a while but I think Guy is a likeable character.


Guy is great. Love DDD, one of the best food shows out there. BRING IT
 
2014-01-09 02:41:55 PM
He needs a new schtick.  Fat stupid tatooed moron is getting old.
 
2014-01-09 02:43:45 PM
What are the chances that with all of new York to pick from Guy Fieri picked his own restaurant
 
2014-01-09 02:48:34 PM
Guy Fieri is the best chef on television.

Way better than that Anthony Bourdain hack.
 
2014-01-09 02:51:12 PM
He needs a new schtick.  Fat stupid tatooed moron is getting old.

But that's the beauty part.  It's just so trivially easy to shed it when it's finally run into the ground.

Like Kiss dumping the makeup, or something.
 
2014-01-09 02:51:40 PM
That gives "out of bounds" a whole new meaning, amirite?

I'll see myself out.
 
2014-01-09 02:57:46 PM

funk_soul_bubby: I'm obviously in the minority and I'll admit it took me a while but I think Guy is a likeable character.


I've actually taken a shine to the guy too, I admit. He's so relentlessly positive it's hard not to. It seems genuine.
 
2014-01-09 02:59:18 PM
Spending the day with Guy Fieri and a female comedian sounds horrible.
 
2014-01-09 03:04:26 PM

rudemix: [laughingsquid.com image 640x935]


Not joking: that is the funniest goddamn thing I've seen in months. Thank you.
 
2014-01-09 03:05:21 PM

JimmyFartpants: Guy Fieri is the best chef on television.

Way better than that Anthony Bourdain hack.


Bourdain isn't a chef, he's a travel writer. I mean he's a chef, but that's not what he does on TV.
 
2014-01-09 03:05:54 PM
Where's Peter Wells when ya need him.
 
2014-01-09 03:13:26 PM

sigdiamond2000: funk_soul_bubby: I'm obviously in the minority and I'll admit it took me a while but I think Guy is a likeable character.

I've actually taken a shine to the guy too, I admit. He's so relentlessly positive it's hard not to. It seems genuine.


Honestly, it's a nice change to my constant cynical pessimism.
 
2014-01-09 03:13:36 PM

sigdiamond2000: funk_soul_bubby: I'm obviously in the minority and I'll admit it took me a while but I think Guy is a likeable character.

I've actually taken a shine to the guy too, I admit. He's so relentlessly positive it's hard not to. It seems genuine.


It seems genuine, but I've heard he's kind of a jerk to people off camera nowadays.
Source: several ddd locations here in Phoenix...
 
2014-01-09 03:14:28 PM

sigdiamond2000: funk_soul_bubby: I'm obviously in the minority and I'll admit it took me a while but I think Guy is a likeable character.

I've actually taken a shine to the guy too, I admit. He's so relentlessly positive it's hard not to. It seems genuine.


I worked at a place that his DDD show went on.  I asked the Chef when the camera was off was he still super upbeat and the such?  He said no, he was actually kind of a dick.  So, it's a 'tv' thing.
/but then again maybe he was having an off day
 
2014-01-09 03:22:54 PM
i39.tinypic.com
 
2014-01-09 03:24:25 PM
I'd rather spend 4 hours watching Zimmern rim job calves and gargle with Yak jizz than one second of Guy Ferry's phoney baloney.
 
2014-01-09 03:25:22 PM
 
2014-01-09 03:26:24 PM

sigdiamond2000: funk_soul_bubby: I'm obviously in the minority and I'll admit it took me a while but I think Guy is a likeable character.

I've actually taken a shine to the guy too, I admit. He's so relentlessly positive it's hard not to. It seems genuine.


www.clickypix.com
 
2014-01-09 03:33:40 PM
Assuming we have the money for it of course.
 
2014-01-09 03:35:33 PM

Two16: [i39.tinypic.com image 850x478]


OMFG, that's almost as funny as the fake menu above. Or maybe as funny. They are both funny.

/funny
 
2014-01-09 03:36:44 PM
Can't wait for the annual "THESE SUPER BOWL SNACKS WILL KILL YOU!" article from the Huffington Post, that suggest healthy alternatives like "plain rice cake stuffed kale wraps", "tofu chips", and "the semen from each other's d*cks are you gay-fondle each other in a peace-loving manner".
 
2014-01-09 03:42:18 PM

JimmyFartpants: Guy Fieri is the best chef on television.

Way better than that Anthony Bourdain hack.


Guy Fieri a CHEF ?!?! That is like calling Burger King haute cuisine. He is a total hack who copied everything he knows from Adam Richman and Man vs Food. Even worse is his NEW show, Grocery Games, whomever greenlit that show deserves to DIAF.
 
2014-01-09 03:43:48 PM
He just may have been farting in your pants.  Food for thought.
 
2014-01-09 03:59:26 PM
He was pretty much the only one to win Next Food Network Star and actually stay on the channel
/misses Aaron McCargo Jr.
 
2014-01-09 04:18:31 PM

Sydira: He was pretty much the only one to win Next Food Network Star and actually stay on the channel
/misses Aaron McCargo Jr.


Eh, that Melissa D'Arabian is still there, as is Jeff Mauro. The Indian girl (name escapes me) is on Cooking Channel fairly regularly.

Buy Guy is clearly the most successful NFNS contestant ever.
 
2014-01-09 04:20:36 PM
<shrugs> I like Guy Fieri. I like DDD and liked it when he hosted Minute To Win It. I like Anthony Bourdain. He's sarcastic and dry and funny as hell. So farking what? Lighten the hell up, no one makes you watch these shows.
 
2014-01-09 04:37:58 PM

Archfeld: He is a total hack who copied everything he knows from Adam Richman and Man vs Food.


Pretty impressive that Fieri was able to travel two years into the future, steal Richman's schtick, then return to 2006 to host DDD while Richman was doing guest spots on Guiding Light.
 
2014-01-09 05:17:05 PM
So this guy was looking for SuperBowl Health Food?  Try looking in the same aisle as they the sailboat furl, the pre-made postholes and the left-handed skyhooks..
 
2014-01-09 05:33:24 PM

tnpir: rudemix: [laughingsquid.com image 640x935]

Not joking: that is the funniest goddamn thing I've seen in months. Thank you.


You're welcome. I saw it sometime over the weekend in a different Fieri thread here and felt the same way.
 
2014-01-09 05:48:10 PM
I don't have that much of a problem with his TV schtick, other than the stupid haircut and clothes. But y'all know he's a complete jerk in real life, and a screaming homophobe, right? I mean that literally; he is afraid of homosexuals.
 
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