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(CNBC)   John McAfee's 2014 resolutions: No bath salts, No, really, it says that   (cnbc.com) divider line 15
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2014-01-09 01:23:14 PM
Good idea.  You got away with murder once, the odds of that happening again are pretty slim.
 
2014-01-09 01:38:22 PM
Well, hey. I can't say it surprises me much that he needs a resolution to stay off the bath salts. More power to him for making one, I guess.
 
2014-01-09 01:56:49 PM
Typical computer nerd.  I bet instead of brewing his own beer and being a snob about it he makes his own bath salts and all his friends have to pretend they like them.
 
2014-01-09 02:20:23 PM
He reminds me of the Dos Equis man for some reason
 
2014-01-09 02:24:32 PM
Any fresh murders on the horizon, john?
 
2014-01-09 02:32:03 PM
Resolution #2 - have your company name go away?

McAfee will be "Intel Security" soon.
 
2014-01-09 02:55:40 PM

zarberg: Resolution #2 - have your company name go away?

McAfee will be "Intel Security" soon.


That was well covered in TFA.
 
2014-01-09 03:10:59 PM
For a second I was thinking John McCain and bath salts. Ew.
 
2014-01-09 03:30:40 PM
Bath Salts got a bad rap. They aren't for everyone, but I enjoyed htem, and then stopped using them once the prohibition began being enforced. A little dab will do ya!
 
2014-01-09 04:16:55 PM
I guess I am not enough of a nerd. I could care less about McAffee, why is there such hatred of the guy?
 
2014-01-09 06:18:48 PM
Crappy antivirus and alleged murder aside, I like the guy... he seems content with being taken at face value, which is rare these days.
 
2014-01-09 07:20:06 PM
So he's living in Montreal.  First Michael Moriarty, then Randy Quaid and now this guy.  Keep your damn crazies in your own country.
 
2014-01-09 10:04:22 PM

The Googles Do Nothing: Typical computer nerd.  I bet instead of brewing his own beer and being a snob about it he makes his own bath salts and all his friends have to pretend they like them.


Why yes, yes he does.

That's McAfee posting as "stuffmonger" about his favorite home brew product, an MDPV derivative he makes himself, which apparently combines all the positives of meth and Viagra rolled into one 6-8 hour ride during which you will apparently fark anything that's moving slow enough. It's quite entertaining - the portions where he's talking about the guy he gave a dose farking his dog are pretty hilarious, and he starts posting pics of his lab space and his compound in Belize around page 8.

It's worth a read.
 
2014-01-09 10:05:10 PM

maniacbastard: I guess I am not enough of a nerd. I could care less about McAffee, why is there such hatred of the guy?


Well, he's a drugged out murderer.  So there is that.
 
2014-01-10 01:06:27 PM
this guy is my hero
/along with charlie sheen
//and rob ford
 
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