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(International Business Times)   A South African preacher is taking the whole "God's flock" schtick a little too seriously   (ibtimes.co.uk) divider line 25
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2014-01-09 11:36:32 AM  
Well that's one way to avoid paying for a lawn care service
 
2014-01-09 11:46:56 AM  
I'd rather consume grass like a Rastafarian.
 
2014-01-09 12:18:44 PM  
BAAAAAAAA
 
2014-01-09 12:19:19 PM  
The Sheeple has awakened!
 
2014-01-09 12:19:33 PM  
His next step is to become a televangelist so he can fleece them all.
 
2014-01-09 12:20:05 PM  
Pastor MacTroll, why is your sporran twitching?
 
2014-01-09 12:26:01 PM  

Psylent1: The Sheeple has awakened!


How did a sheeple headline not get greenlit for this. HOW!
 
2014-01-09 12:31:31 PM  

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"Dafuq?!"



/That is NOT how to increase one's spiritual fiber.
 
2014-01-09 12:31:35 PM  
If you really want to be pedantic about it, unless you're on a gluten-free diet you likely consume some sort of grass just about every day, because grains are in the grass family of plants.

That said, this is stupid.
 
2014-01-09 12:32:45 PM  
Moo?

I've seen something similar before...

hmm...

Oh, I remember now.

i478.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-09 12:33:52 PM  

AgentPothead: Psylent1: The Sheeple has awakened!

How did a sheeple headline not get greenlit for this. HOW!


Doubleplusthis

/not sure why I went a little 1984 there. Just where my mind went
//better the where my mind went when I first read the headline. Thought maybe the guy was shaving them and making shirts out of there hair.
///I need more sleep
 
2014-01-09 12:35:20 PM  
One big problem I have with religion is that idiocy and insanity like this are not met with proper skepticism, but with "well, ok, if GOD says so..."  This isn't really that much different in my mind than Jonestown, or a medieval french peasant girl with schizophrenia.  If you want to believe in god, go right ahead.  I'm not going to be Mr. Neckbeard Atheist telling you how wrong or stupid you are simply for having a bit of faith, but ffs, a certain subset of believers really are retarded.
 
2014-01-09 12:35:56 PM  
Religion really is the best comedy.
 
2014-01-09 12:37:18 PM  
Christian pastor doing crazy shiat.  This is news?
 
2014-01-09 12:38:52 PM  

miniflea: One big problem I have with religion is that idiocy and insanity like this are not met with proper skepticism, but with "well, ok, if GOD says so..."  This isn't really that much different in my mind than Jonestown, or a medieval french peasant girl with schizophrenia.  If you want to believe in god, go right ahead.  I'm not going to be Mr. Neckbeard Atheist telling you how wrong or stupid you are simply for having a bit of faith, but ffs, a certain subset of believers really are retarded.


When you model your life after a prehistoric desert middle eastern clan, don't expect the 21st century to make much sense or vice versa
 
2014-01-09 12:40:36 PM  
wow
 
2014-01-09 12:43:03 PM  
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South Africa you say?
 
2014-01-09 01:07:21 PM  
I see Kool-Aid in their future
 
2014-01-09 01:20:52 PM  
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Dad?

//As an SA person getting a kick
 
2014-01-09 01:44:11 PM  

Valiente: Pastor MacTroll, why is your sporran twitching?


Because someone left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow, around the bonny sword my kilt beneath did show?

/Maybe obscure?
 
2014-01-09 01:58:31 PM  
STEP 2: Tell them to put a dollar in the box.
 
2014-01-09 02:58:59 PM  
thespoilist.com

'"[My parents were] Seventh Day Advent Hoppists. They believed that every Sunday should be spent hopping. They would hop to church, hop through the service and hop back home again [...]they took the Bible literally. Adam and Eve, the snake and the apple, everything. Took it word for word. Unfortunately their version had a misprint. It was all based on 1 Corinthians 13, where it says "faith, hop and charity, and the greatest of these is hop." So that's what they did every seventh day. I tell you, Sunday lunchtimes were a nightmare. Hopping around the table serving soup. We all had to wear sou'westers and asbestos underwear.'"
 
2014-01-09 04:27:30 PM  
 
2014-01-09 04:31:09 PM  
thumpandwhip.com
 
2014-01-10 01:55:27 AM  

tjassen: RabidRythmDivas: Christian pastor doing crazy shiat.  This is news?

Apparently so.
http://www.jewsnews.co.il/2014/01/03/pastor-tries-to-walk-across-wat er -like-jesus-then-drowns-in-front-of-congregation/


I can live with that...
 
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