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2014-01-09 12:49:12 PM
No.
 
2014-01-09 12:49:40 PM
Well, that's the most retarded made-up word I've seen so far this week. Congratulations.
 
2014-01-09 12:49:59 PM
No. This does not need to be a thing.
 
2014-01-09 12:50:58 PM

CruJones: No.


mod3072: Well, that's the most retarded made-up word I've seen so far this week. Congratulations.


starsrift: No. This does not need to be a thing.

 
2014-01-09 12:51:17 PM
So a libbier than thou sexist term in the name of fighting libbier than thou sexism.  Makes perfect sense.
 
2014-01-09 12:51:40 PM

mod3072: Well, that's the most retarded made-up word I've seen so far this week. Congratulations.


Retarded you say? I wonder why?  "Who uses it:  funny feminists/Reddit commenters/brocialists trying to disarm their critics"
 
2014-01-09 12:51:42 PM
i would like to stick it to the hotties on campus.

/repeatedly
 
2014-01-09 12:51:55 PM
"Brocialists," she explains, are "guys who are so enamored of their own radicalness or progressiveness or whateverness that they are convinced they can do no wrong."

Sounds like the average liberal to me, both man and woman.
 
2014-01-09 12:52:33 PM
Want to stick it to the capitalists--but also to the hotties on campus?

Isn't that how you catch a brocial disease?
 
2014-01-09 12:53:08 PM
I'd rather bang the "brocialists"; I'm betting they're the "hotties on campus."
 
2014-01-09 12:53:49 PM
Use terms like 'Brocialist?'  You might be an 'asshole'
 
2014-01-09 12:53:56 PM
So we have another term for people who aren't sufficiently onboard with the feminist agenda? Thank god. I was tired of having to use all the other ones over and over.
 
2014-01-09 12:54:28 PM
 
2014-01-09 12:54:29 PM
So are "Brocialists" for or against Brocolli?  I need to know so I can form an opinion on this matter.
 
2014-01-09 12:54:40 PM
i.imgur.com

Don't worry.  This will take care of the problem.
 
2014-01-09 12:55:34 PM

Eskaminagaga: "Brocialists," she explains, are "guys who are so enamored of their own radicalness or progressiveness or whateverness that they are convinced they can do no wrong."

Sounds like the average liberal to me, both man and woman.


Sounds like the average conservative christian to me.
 
2014-01-09 12:56:07 PM
It's awesome watching them trying to instigate conflict and discord within the Democratic Party.

What's funny is that they don't realize that the conflict they're trying to start has been there from the very beginning.  The Democrats are just really good at disagreeing with each other and still working together because GOP.
 
2014-01-09 12:56:51 PM

toraque: Use terms like 'Brocialist?'  You might be an 'asshole'


Brorifice.
 
2014-01-09 12:58:52 PM
For some reason or other, opposition to capitalism is assumed  to turn a man into some kind of celibate monk. Is that in response to the fact that capitalists are blood sucking monsters?
 
2014-01-09 12:59:36 PM
FTA:  "...guys who are so enamored of their own radicalness or progressiveness or whateverness that they are convinced they can do no wrong."

Yeah, we call 'em "girls".
 
2014-01-09 12:59:46 PM
www.everydaynodaysoff.com

Sup?
 
2014-01-09 12:59:59 PM
Dear media:

Stop fabricating buzzwords. It was cute the first time, but now it's annoying.

 
2014-01-09 01:00:39 PM
Yeah, almost every "socialist" I met in college was just doing it to get into that sweet, hairy, socialist vag.
 
2014-01-09 01:02:57 PM
Can't we mix capitalism AND sex?

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Oh wait....nevermind....
 
2014-01-09 01:04:40 PM
Aww aren't those little college students so precious. They think their concerns and "ideas" are important and are going to change the world.

Of course then they get out of school with their Journalism, English, Womyns Studies, Theater, etc... degrees and find out that the world just does not give a shiat about how liberal or conservative they are. Suck it up you precious snowflakes and learn to make money, the only way you will ever get power is to become rich.
 
2014-01-09 01:05:08 PM
From now on, anyone who uses any portmanteau word involving the syllable "bro" is getting at least a dozen cockpunches in rapid succession.  Who's with me?
 
2014-01-09 01:05:23 PM

toraque: Use terms like 'Brocialist?'  You might be an 'asshole'


Or a sandwich artist.
 
2014-01-09 01:05:32 PM
Sounds like a guy who believes in fairness regardless of gender and doesn't like special-rights for one. Hardly needs a name (unless you're a frustrated femi-nazi).
 
2014-01-09 01:06:23 PM

mod3072: Well, that's the most retarded made-up word I've seen so far this week. Congratulations.


Can you name a word that isn't made up?
 
2014-01-09 01:06:41 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Yeah, almost every "socialist" I met in college was just doing it to get into that sweet, hairy, socialist vag.


I LOL'd
 
2014-01-09 01:06:56 PM
Many dashing dudes of the 1960s New Left refused to cede the prerogatives they enjoyed over their female counterparts

No shiat.
 
2014-01-09 01:07:22 PM
a good leftist


other mythological creatures:


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2014-01-09 01:08:22 PM
This is a word for people whose heads explode when you defy their labels. Clearly the solution is another label to define you as.

I'm all for a lot of liberal/progressive policies, but I can't ever see myself being a crusader for women's rights or women's issues. I work in a field where women are so under represented that the ones we do have are treated like queens, regardless of whether they do a good job or not. I get enough of that entitlement at the office.
 
2014-01-09 01:08:26 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: From now on, anyone who uses any portmanteau word involving the syllable "bro" is getting at least a dozen cockpunches in rapid succession.  Who's with me?


That sounds broriffic.
 
2014-01-09 01:09:18 PM

CygnusDarius: Dear media:

Stop fabricating buzzwords. It was cute the first time, but now it's annoying.


Sounds like a good subject for a listicle.
 
2014-01-09 01:09:38 PM

mod3072: Well, that's the most retarded made-up word I've seen so far this week. Congratulations.


Oh, you mean a retarmup? They're all the rage with publishers nowadays. I hear the retarmup production department at People Magazine takes up two whole floors.
 
2014-01-09 01:09:41 PM
This is a repeat from 1972.
 
KIA
2014-01-09 01:10:36 PM
Are you on campus? Then you probably are receiving a heavy dose of socialism, whether you self-identify as bro or something else.

If you are on campus, you're probably also getting the bro beat right out of you.

Here's a tip: it's okay to be a man and to reject ridiculous things.
 
2014-01-09 01:10:45 PM
*flips table*
 
2014-01-09 01:16:02 PM

katghoti: So are "Brocialists" for or against Brocolli?  I need to know so I can form an opinion on this matter.


They are strongly in favor of cooked broccoli and strongly against use of any cheese with it.  They also frown upon chilled broccoli and are straight up murderous at the mention of ranch dressing
 
2014-01-09 01:17:24 PM

StoPPeRmobile: mod3072: Well, that's the most retarded made-up word I've seen so far this week. Congratulations.

Can you name a word that isn't made up?


Ow!

Occurs in nature.
 
2014-01-09 01:18:08 PM

lordjupiter: CygnusDarius: Dear media:

Stop fabricating buzzwords. It was cute the first time, but now it's annoying.

Sounds like a good subject for a listicle.


We should test these listicles.
 
2014-01-09 01:18:17 PM
I think it's the opposite problem. As women have gained more political power we have been slowly transitioning into a more socialist country. Women being more compassionate and less competitive, and have a higher desire for stability vs. risk & reward would naturally be drawn to socialist ideas. And men wanting to gain the affections of those women just agree and claim try to gain power in those movements since they thing it will attract more women.

All of this "bro" stuff and man-bags, and man-caves and the whole movember crazyness is just the continued pussification of the american male (RIP George) that take all that is manly and degrade it into just cute little quirks men like to do in their special little part of the house.
 
2014-01-09 01:19:23 PM
hasty ambush:

I had to go back and check the article for the word "rape" just out of curiosity and you're quite right. Think I'll favorite you as "rape-bot" in pink.
 
2014-01-09 01:21:37 PM
Also, I'm amazed that the Fark Independents, trolls, and shills are out in force this morning.
 
2014-01-09 01:24:45 PM

mizchief: All of this "bro" stuff and man-bags, and man-caves and the whole movember crazyness is just the continued pussification of the american male (RIP George) that take all that is manly and degrade it into just cute little quirks men like to do in their special little part of the house.


The home has always been the woman's domain. There was never a time when wives were OK with their husband having a wood shop or arc welder or hunting rifles in the living room.

Homes are primarily for comfort and raising kids. Kids don't mix well with manly high-risk activities.
 
2014-01-09 01:26:20 PM
 
2014-01-09 01:31:06 PM

mod3072: Well, that's the most brotarded brode-up word I've seen so far this week. Brogratulations.


There.  I fixed that for you.
 
2014-01-09 01:31:42 PM

yakmans_dad: For some reason or other, opposition to capitalism is assumed  to turn a man into some kind of celibate monk. Is that in response to the fact that capitalists are blood sucking monsters?


If you want to talk about the top 1% wall street CEO types, then sure you can call them monsters whatever.

But the vast majority are small business owners who just want to support their families on their own terms vs. working for someone else. They live in our communities, actually get stuck paying taxes (and end up catching the bill for all the "tax the rich" hysteria)  and are just normal people.
 
2014-01-09 01:32:27 PM

Nana's Vibrator: katghoti: So are "Brocialists" for or against Brocolli?  I need to know so I can form an opinion on this matter.

They are strongly in favor of cooked broccoli and strongly against use of any cheese with it.  They also frown upon chilled broccoli and are straight up murderous at the mention of ranch dressing


Actually, I think ranch is fine as long as it's not a CAFO. Cuz the cute little baby sheep taste better when they can run around.

/mmmm.... brocialicious
 
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