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(SFGate)   Dead girl's condition improving, says lawyer   (sfgate.com) divider line 32
    More: Asinine, Jahi McMath, Arden McMath, feeding tube  
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2014-01-09 02:30:29 PM
9 votes:
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
2014-01-09 02:14:06 PM
7 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2014-01-09 02:27:46 PM
6 votes:
img.fark.net

But can she still dance?
2014-01-09 02:36:47 PM
5 votes:
kardsunlimited.com

Dr. Henry Jones, Jr, pictured above, offered a different opinion, stating "She belongs in a mausoleum!"
2014-01-09 12:41:02 PM
5 votes:

czetie: So, only mostly dead? It's going to take a miracle.


Approves
img.fark.net
2014-01-09 02:37:27 PM
4 votes:
www.wearysloth.com

"Very well, let me know if there is any change in his condition."
*hangs up*
"He's dead."
2014-01-09 02:22:20 PM
3 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org
2014-01-09 02:14:17 PM
3 votes:
Does she feel happy?
2014-01-09 09:58:30 AM
3 votes:
So, only mostly dead? It's going to take a miracle.
2014-01-09 08:05:48 PM
2 votes:
Maybe with a transplant she could recover..

static.seekingalpha.com
2014-01-09 06:36:37 PM
2 votes:

walktoanarcade: derpy: Also, fark the new secret hospital that is playing along with this charade.

You mean the family's basement and or darkened laundry room?


LOL - rumor (I have found no proof or citation) is that they've actually taken her to the family home because no reputable medical facility will take her.  Gotta be fun for her siblings...

"Quit poking your dead sister with a stick - she's gonna leak again!"
2014-01-09 04:18:31 PM
2 votes:
Feh. What do doctors know? Just because they have years of expensive medical education and on-the-job training, that doesn't mean they know more than the rest of us about medicine.

Everything we need to know about medicine we can learn from "ER," "House" and "Gray's Anatomy."
2014-01-09 02:28:04 PM
2 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org
2014-01-09 02:11:13 PM
2 votes:
Here now! She says she's not dead!

/ I'm getting better
2014-01-09 09:38:03 PM
1 votes:

walktoanarcade: styckx: walktoanarcade: styckx: This hamburger thing needs a huge "CITATION NEEDED".. It's only on blogs and shiatty conspiracy sites..  Where did this hamburger thing spawn from? No one seems to know.

Sometimes stuff happens and it isn't caught on video, or it is on video and gets lost.

Or like others have mentioned, the witnesses are shutting up because it's getting lawsuity.

Did you know that there's a TV version of Star Wars where Luke says: "Blast it, *Wedge, where are you?"?
If you disbelieve it, it's your loss, however I do agree I can't prove it without a copy.
/right not biggs

I'm not ridculing anyone.. Or saying people are making it up. I just hate having a talking point that I can't point to a credible place to validate what I say..   I mean, if the hamburger story is true.. Someone had to talk about.. Where is this talking about it?  Where is that? It had to stem from somewhere and I just keep scratching my head trying to figure it out..  Someone had to report on it or it wouldn't be comment section gossip.. Who reported on it?

No, it's OK, didn't seem like you were making fun at all. You're right to demand credible sources, I'm in the same boat as you;it's hard to know if it's plausible sounding BS, or if some hospital employee jotted it down on their cell phone(as in started the blog comments). Or something similar.

All of you getting extremely angry(not saying you specifically) over this ought to become journalists because this country needs people that care to ask the right questions.


/the star wars comment is truthful


We need to hire one of those meme sites.. Who somehow, someway, manage to find out the very first mentioning of a shiatty meme some 4 years back in some obscure thread on reddit or  a 4chan archive.
2014-01-09 09:37:01 PM
1 votes:

derpy: Also, fark the new secret hospital that is playing along with this charade.


Money, publicity, etc.

walktoanarcade: derpy: Also, fark the new secret hospital that is playing along with this charade.

You mean the family's basement and or darkened laundry room?


oh
2014-01-09 08:23:01 PM
1 votes:
Both Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman have survived brain death. There is hope.
2014-01-09 07:39:36 PM
1 votes:
It's only a wafer thin feeding tube.
2014-01-09 06:31:57 PM
1 votes:
i1105.photobucket.com
2014-01-09 05:16:53 PM
1 votes:
The hospital should pay exactly zero dollars and oodles of common sense to the family.

They need to receive both now. Won't you help? Operators are standing by.
2014-01-09 05:02:33 PM
1 votes:

Girl On Couch: Here's some good info about the NY facility run by a former beautician.  Bear in mind, this facility only has an outpatient team set up (still looking to build an inpatient facility) and that it is primarily for brain trauma patients:   http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/05/health/jahi-mcmath-girl-brain-dead/

This the facility's (New Beginnings) website:  http://www.nbli.org/

Info on the founder: http://www.nbli.org/about/

Note that it doesn't look like anybody has any medical training - it's unfortunate that the good work they are probably providing on an outpatient basis for brain trauma patients will be overshadowed by this ridiculous stance on a brain dead corpse and their affiliation with this family and their shyster lawyer....


Does she do silicone injections into peoples butts in hotel rooms too?
2014-01-09 04:52:09 PM
1 votes:
She got fat and was killed from eating too many burgers.  She developed sleep apnea because of it, so instead of her family changing her eating habits they scheduled her for a tonsillectomy, the removal of part of her soft palette, trimmed her sinuses to "cure" her sleep apnea, then promptly fed her bites of their burgers while she was in the recovery room, breaking the stitches and causing her to bleed out, thus coming full circle back to the irresponsibility of feeding that girl hamburgers way too farking often.

As Butters would say: "OH hamburgers!"

/mmmmmm burgers
2014-01-09 04:33:09 PM
1 votes:

Bunny Deville: styckx: What I want to know is..

How can a hospital full of trained professionals shove a feeding tube in a girl that digestive track... For lack of a better term is melting and no longer functioning..

We don't know that it's even a "hospital full of trained professionals". Upthread it was mentioned that one of the interested parties was a former beautician who owns a nursing home.


Oh dear lord... So this really has turned into some weird ghetto hospice situation.
2014-01-09 03:20:51 PM
1 votes:
"Here at the Dolan Law Firm, we can get your Final Judgement by God overturned. Here's some real corpses that the Dolan Law Firm fought for and brought back to life..."

/Bay Area Farkers will get it...
//won't blame the family, but I can and will blame the ambulance chasers giving them false hope
2014-01-09 03:06:08 PM
1 votes:
She is the holy half dead and has been to underverse
2014-01-09 02:35:37 PM
1 votes:
You know... instead of her costing money they could make money with her and exercise her body at the same time.  Sure plenty of guys would pay good money to bang a warm body.
2014-01-09 02:23:42 PM
1 votes:
Empathy on FARK?

/where am I?
//there is hope for us.
2014-01-09 02:22:43 PM
1 votes:
Just wait till she finally "die dies" and the family files suit arm and arm with the ACLU
2014-01-09 02:20:02 PM
1 votes:
Good luck storming the castle.
2014-01-09 02:19:37 PM
1 votes:

nekom: Just an awful situation.  No winners here.


sure there's a winner, the scumbag lawyers bank account

/no offence meant to scumbags
2014-01-09 02:15:51 PM
1 votes:
Was she transferred to a better hospital where her condition was upgraded to "alive"?
2014-01-09 01:32:30 PM
1 votes:
And by "improving" we mean we've stabilized her condition so we can keep riding this cash potato indefinitely. Ka-ching! Ka-ching!

Or at least until the insurance company pulls the plug.
 
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