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(CNN)   Toddler from expletive filled video removed from the home. When asked to comment, the boy replied "I do believe this is a travesty. In due time, the truth will come out, and my loving family will be absolved of any wrong doing." (paraphrased)   (cnn.com) divider line 42
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2014-01-09 11:34:41 AM
8 votes:
THANKS OMAHA.
2014-01-09 09:43:00 AM
7 votes:
The adults laugh and prompt him to repeat other crudities.

Mmmm... crudites

upload.wikimedia.org
2014-01-09 09:35:18 AM
7 votes:
Or to quote him verbatim:

img.fark.net
2014-01-09 11:36:39 AM
5 votes:

AgentPothead: But Honey Boo Boo is a top ranked television show.


data3.whicdn.com
2014-01-09 12:29:45 PM
4 votes:

Bane of Broone: Sorry that being white is so difficult.


Eh, it's not always so bad...we can't jump, and we have no rhythm, but the police leave us alone, we have decent credit, and we know our fathers.
2014-01-09 11:45:10 AM
4 votes:
50 years ago this could have been obama.
2014-01-09 11:39:39 AM
4 votes:
The proud mother
i26.photobucket.com
2014-01-09 12:00:30 PM
3 votes:

The Dog Ate My Homework: So...does this mean that authorities are going to remove the children of Westboro Baptist Church members? Because it's hard to imagine an example of someone teaching their kids more awful and reprehensible things than those people do.


Teaching your kids to be Yankees fans?

dontjustlike.files.wordpress.com
2014-01-09 11:59:30 AM
3 votes:

flynn80: Why are words about human sexuality considered explict?


I see you've been properly vaccinated against context.
2014-01-09 11:54:23 AM
3 votes:
When I was a kid, the family next door to my best friends had a little kid named "Kevvie" (presumably short for Kevin) who apparently knew only three words: "butthole" (pronounced "bu-ho"), "shut" (pronounced "suh"), and "up" (pronounced as it should be). He could string these into a sort of rudimentary imperative sentence: "Suh up, bu-ho!"

Little Kevvie really liked that sentence, because as far as we could tell he'd just stand out in the back yard and yell that over and over and over until an adult dragged him back inside. We found it endlessly entertaining, and could never figure out at whom it was directed (a large vine-covered fence separating the yards): us? His parents? Siblings? Sometimes when he'd really get going, he'd draw out that last syllable: "Suh up, bu...hoooOOOOOOOOOO!" Always wondered what his home life was like that this was the thing he'd latched onto. The family moved and alas I never got to find out what happened to Little Kevvie.
2014-01-09 11:34:54 AM
3 votes:
Omaha, Nebraska: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
2014-01-09 01:02:10 PM
2 votes:

Mell of a Hess: please: I used to live in a very racially mixed and immigrant dominated neighborhood of Detroit.  Whenever I would walk up to the corner store I'd pass a building with a stoop full of diaper wearing black toddlers who would always run inside screaming "white man!  white man!" when I passed by.  Then the mom would glare out the window.  Good times.

/csb

What's the exact difference between "racially mixed" and "very racially mixed"?


whites dont automatically cross to the other side of the street when a black dude is walking toward them.

/because there is another black dude on the other side of the street
2014-01-09 12:25:36 PM
2 votes:

Cletus C.: Is there any concern at all about the repeated use of the N word?


No and you still can't say it, cracker. Sorry that being white is so difficult.
2014-01-09 12:09:51 PM
2 votes:
If Obama had a son, he would probably be talking like that kid.
2014-01-09 11:59:28 AM
2 votes:
Well at least it was a two parent household.
2014-01-09 11:48:41 AM
2 votes:

BigNumber12: All cultures are equal.


Disagrees...
~s.wsj.net
2014-01-09 11:48:33 AM
2 votes:
www.imbringingbloggingback.com
2014-01-09 11:33:19 AM
2 votes:
All cultures are equal.
2014-01-09 02:07:48 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

Nature vs Nurture?

Bet you 1 dollar?
2014-01-09 01:53:55 PM
1 votes:
LAWL, dem negroes be totes craycray
2014-01-09 01:51:25 PM
1 votes:

Facetious_Speciest: Geez. I bet someone wishes they hadn't uploaded a video about now. It's all fun and games until CPS shows up.


I bet someone, somewhere, is wishing they could figure out a way to cash in on Homey Boo Boo.
2014-01-09 01:46:56 PM
1 votes:

Boojum2k: You're his alt, aren't you? Admit it.


*HURK*

...

Seriously though, I'm good... but I'm not THAT good. Besides, trolling from the right is soooo cliche.
2014-01-09 01:41:19 PM
1 votes:

pho75: So, why in your opinion is it "not the state's farking business" to take steps now to prevent having to pay possibly tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars to take care of things after this kid inevitably starts acting consistent with how he is being raised?


Apparently you aren't familiar with Onlyd3rp.

He takes the most wrongheaded, backwards ass, inflammatory position possible on pretty much everything. He's probably touching his wiener right now because of all the bites he's getting.
2014-01-09 01:10:34 PM
1 votes:

here to help: You'll notice the racists and Fark "libertarians" don't want this kid taken away. For the former it's because they have no interest in helping solve the problems in the black community because then they wouldn't have these types of incidents to point to feed their prejudices. For the latter it's because they want poors and criminals to stay exactly where they are in life and for them to continue the cycle so they can feel more smug about their own bootstrappiness.

There is of course a crossover between these two mindsets.

It's why they pumped the ghettos full of heroin to put down the Black Panthers movement. Can't have black people being all sober and intelligent. They might make something out of themselves. It is a frightening prospect because they think they black people will treat them exactly how they have been treated.

At this point they are probably right. Should have just stopped being assholes to them after slavery ended or at the very least after the civil rights movement... but you just had to keep poking at them and f*cking with them. Now you've got a large segment of the population jaded, angry and not giving a f*ck.

Well done, retards.



You know, I don't think you're here to help at all.
2014-01-09 01:05:19 PM
1 votes:

99.998er: I think he would bring joy to a "family values" couple. Imagine the chuckles they will have when he he says "Suck my n***a dick, cracker biatch" to his new adoptive mother."
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That's horrible!

Not only is it the generic white top / denim bottom matching pic, but it's a diy shot against a white background. That doesn't completely cover the existing background.

Awful. Just awful.
2014-01-09 12:58:56 PM
1 votes:

Bane of Broone: Cletus C.: Is there any concern at all about the repeated use of the N word?

No and you still can't say it, cracker. Sorry that being white is so difficult.


Whether you can say it or not has to do with your social standing in a culture not your race,

If you really want to say but feel it might be inappropriate, you could just sing along with the radio while driving to work.
2014-01-09 12:55:08 PM
1 votes:
99.998er:
img.fark.net

I think she's been steppin' out on him...
2014-01-09 12:32:52 PM
1 votes:

Bane of Broone: Cletus C.: Is there any concern at all about the repeated use of the N word?

No and you still can't say it, cracker. Sorry that being white is so difficult.


It's not white people who make black people look bad.
2014-01-09 12:32:29 PM
1 votes:

digitalrain: Barfmaker: Umm...is everyone a little prissy and prudish or is my moral/ethical compass totally broken?

It just doesn't seem like much of a huge deal to me.

I just don't see where teaching a 2 year old kid to say "suck my dick" (and that's the tamer stuff) is a good thing.


They were just toughening him up for pre-school.
2014-01-09 12:30:15 PM
1 votes:

please: I used to live in a very racially mixed and immigrant dominated neighborhood of Detroit.  Whenever I would walk up to the corner store I'd pass a building with a stoop full of diaper wearing black toddlers who would always run inside screaming "white man!  white man!" when I passed by.  Then the mom would glare out the window.  Good times.

/csb


What's the exact difference between "racially mixed" and "very racially mixed"?
2014-01-09 12:11:41 PM
1 votes:

crab66: This is not a good enough reason to take a kid away from his parents. Sorry.


And it's NOT the reason CPS took the kids. The kids were taken because of safety concerns unrelated to the video.

You and everyone else repeating that the kid was taken because of the video have some serious reading comprehension problems.
2014-01-09 12:08:01 PM
1 votes:

crab66: This is not a good enough reason to take a kid away from his parents. Sorry.


The creator of the video, supposedly the uncle of the toddler, cleared it all up with a facebook message yesterday.

Man fark all of yall because the matter of the fact is you act like we was giving that little boy weed or we have a gun in his hand or something biatch no! but I put your ass in an orphanage don't ever talk on my farkin cousin move around with that shiat I don't give a fark about you , the police or these motherfarkers leaving comments on this motherfarker so therefore all yall can suck my dick nubian!

I am not sure it would be appropriate for me to move into an orphanage, so we should drop this before he puts me in one.
2014-01-09 12:04:24 PM
1 votes:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: When I was a kid, the family next door to my best friends had a little kid named "Kevvie" (presumably short for Kevin) who apparently knew only three words: "butthole" (pronounced "bu-ho"), "shut" (pronounced "suh"), and "up" (pronounced as it should be). He could string these into a sort of rudimentary imperative sentence: "Suh up, bu-ho!"

Little Kevvie really liked that sentence, because as far as we could tell he'd just stand out in the back yard and yell that over and over and over until an adult dragged him back inside. We found it endlessly entertaining, and could never figure out at whom it was directed (a large vine-covered fence separating the yards): us? His parents? Siblings? Sometimes when he'd really get going, he'd draw out that last syllable: "Suh up, bu...hoooOOOOOOOOOO!" Always wondered what his home life was like that this was the thing he'd latched onto. The family moved and alas I never got to find out what happened to Little Kevvie.


That was merely a juvenile fixation; under Time's gentle tutelage, I turned out quite well. Thank you for your concern!
2014-01-09 11:59:47 AM
1 votes:
I'm more upset the camera was held vertically.

/feels bad for the kid
2014-01-09 11:59:29 AM
1 votes:

Barfmaker: Umm...is everyone a little prissy and prudish or is my moral/ethical compass totally broken?

It just doesn't seem like much of a huge deal to me.


That's because you have an IQ of 85. Congrats son. You'll never earn more than minimum wage.
2014-01-09 11:56:31 AM
1 votes:
I will say that the people in this video, and soon their kid, always seem to be on every city bus I take on the way home from work.
2014-01-09 11:54:15 AM
1 votes:
I used to live in a very racially mixed and immigrant dominated neighborhood of Detroit.  Whenever I would walk up to the corner store I'd pass a building with a stoop full of diaper wearing black toddlers who would always run inside screaming "white man!  white man!" when I passed by.  Then the mom would glare out the window.  Good times.

/csb
2014-01-09 11:52:31 AM
1 votes:
What does his dad think about all this?
2014-01-09 11:51:49 AM
1 votes:

crab66: This is not a good enough reason to take a kid away from his parents. Sorry.


Think of it as taking the parents away from the kid.
2014-01-09 11:44:12 AM
1 votes:
2014-01-09 11:35:54 AM
1 votes:
So they took him into custody?

Well it's just another extension of his training for his future.
2014-01-09 11:35:26 AM
1 votes:
But Honey Boo Boo is a top ranked television show.
 
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