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(CNN)   Toddler from expletive filled video removed from the home. When asked to comment, the boy replied "I do believe this is a travesty. In due time, the truth will come out, and my loving family will be absolved of any wrong doing." (paraphrased)   (cnn.com) divider line 244
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2014-01-09 12:59:43 PM  
"I do believe this is a travesty. In due time, the truth will come out, and my loving family will be absolved of any wrong doing."

What the fark is that supposed to mean, subby?  Speak American, mother farker!
 
2014-01-09 01:00:29 PM  

lennavan: Witty Comment: lennavan: Smelly Pirate Hooker: I would be shocked - SHOCKED - to find out that parents who videotape their cursing toddler (to the amusement and encouragement of the parents/other adults) may not be maintaining an exemplary home environment for said toddler, free of threats to that toddler's health and/or life.

I would be shocked if any toddler on earth lives in a home free of threats to that toddler's health and/or life.  I get your point, I just think you set the bar at the wrong height.

In the video, yes the bar is set at the wrong height. This is what they chose to show the world. Once Social Services did a surprise welfare check, as is completely understandable, to determine the conditions of the home in which the children are kept, it's reasonable to believe what they chose to not show the world, and keep in their homes, was much worse. No, this video isn't enough to remove children from a home, but it IS enough to solicit a welfare check. We don't know what they found because they usually can't discuss an ongoing investigation or open case.

I actually posted all of that myself previously in the thread.  I think you read way too far into my post you quoted.


You're right. My bad, coach. I'm all "up in arms" in "ARE YOU KIDDING ME" mode. I took it at the wrong side of face value it seems.
 
2014-01-09 01:00:56 PM  

crzybtch: flynn80: Why are words about human sexuality considered explict?  I'm sorry your phoney religous morality has brainwashed you but language is beautiful even when cruel, like nature.

I am an atheist and this subject has a lot more to do with COMMON SENSE than morality or freedom of speech.  If you LOVE your children, you treat them with respect and you teach them to respect others.

All of you who don't see a problem with this need to get real and ask yourself if you want YOUR kids to talk like this.  And if you don't have kids and don't have a problem with it, please go get a vasectomy or get your tubes tied.


I think most people believe it to be a bad thing, but the video is not enough, by itself, to warrant CPS stepping in.

Bumblefark: Yeah...that was sort of my point. Fact is, they wouldn't have been there in the first place except for the video. I'm guessing that if you walked into any average household, and were hell-bent on finding "safety concerns," you could find them aplenty. So, yes, that does sort of raise legitimate questions about procedural fairness when we're talking about what (and how little) it takes to trigger such an investigation.


Sorry, I mistook it for the usual fark anti-cop, anti-government snark.
I haven't been doing this job for very long, but the worst procedural unfairness I've seen so far is mostly around setting court dates and the fact that the works are often directly at odds with the parents and are also tasked with monitoring them. So when bad blood arises between the two, the worker can have significant say in what happens with the child and the parents attorney is usually fighting an uphill battle at that point.
 
2014-01-09 01:01:14 PM  
How come they never describe red necks similar bullshiat as 'thuggery'.

Intervesting.
 
2014-01-09 01:02:10 PM  

Mell of a Hess: please: I used to live in a very racially mixed and immigrant dominated neighborhood of Detroit.  Whenever I would walk up to the corner store I'd pass a building with a stoop full of diaper wearing black toddlers who would always run inside screaming "white man!  white man!" when I passed by.  Then the mom would glare out the window.  Good times.

/csb

What's the exact difference between "racially mixed" and "very racially mixed"?


whites dont automatically cross to the other side of the street when a black dude is walking toward them.

/because there is another black dude on the other side of the street
 
2014-01-09 01:03:49 PM  
And this future felon will now probably be breaking into my car in about 13 years. Thanks Obama.
 
2014-01-09 01:04:38 PM  
Also, to anyone else that I've mistaken the meaning of their posts, I would also like to extend the previously mentioned "my bad, coach", and offer my most sincere apologies and blowjobs.
 
2014-01-09 01:05:19 PM  

99.998er: I think he would bring joy to a "family values" couple. Imagine the chuckles they will have when he he says "Suck my n***a dick, cracker biatch" to his new adoptive mother."
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That's horrible!

Not only is it the generic white top / denim bottom matching pic, but it's a diy shot against a white background. That doesn't completely cover the existing background.

Awful. Just awful.
 
2014-01-09 01:05:36 PM  
You'll notice the racists and Fark "libertarians" don't want this kid taken away. For the former it's because they have no interest in helping solve the problems in the black community because then they wouldn't have these types of incidents to point to feed their prejudices. For the latter it's because they want poors and criminals to stay exactly where they are in life and for them to continue the cycle so they can feel more smug about their own bootstrappiness.

There is of course a crossover between these two mindsets.

It's why they pumped the ghettos full of heroin to put down the Black Panthers movement. Can't have black people being all sober and intelligent. They might make something out of themselves. It is a frightening prospect because they think they black people will treat them exactly how they have been treated.

At this point they are probably right. Should have just stopped being assholes to them after slavery ended or at the very least after the civil rights movement... but you just had to keep poking at them and f*cking with them. Now you've got a large segment of the population jaded, angry and not giving a f*ck.

Well done, retards.
 
2014-01-09 01:06:10 PM  

OnlyM3: digitalrain [TotalFark]

I just don't see where teaching a 2 year old kid to say "suck my dick" (and that's the tamer stuff) is a good thing. I don't think anyone is making that argument.

I think the point is sending armed gunmen to abduct said child is exponentially worse.

It's not the state's farking business.

// correction, it shouldn't be the state's farking business.


Depends. Will you say it's not the State's business when the kid is 16, in juvie for his 4th felony, and his mom's popped out 3 more for welfare?

Farkers are always complaining - and rightly, I might add - that a child's background and circumstance are critical in them becoming well-adjusted members of society. Here's a case where the State stepped in as soon as they had a reason, and now you're screaming "omg overreaction!"

So which is it - perfectly ok to raise them however so long as they have food, clothing, and shelter, or does society have a vested interest in other aspects of how children are raised?
 
2014-01-09 01:10:13 PM  
anyone got the link to uncensored version?
 
2014-01-09 01:10:34 PM  

here to help: You'll notice the racists and Fark "libertarians" don't want this kid taken away. For the former it's because they have no interest in helping solve the problems in the black community because then they wouldn't have these types of incidents to point to feed their prejudices. For the latter it's because they want poors and criminals to stay exactly where they are in life and for them to continue the cycle so they can feel more smug about their own bootstrappiness.

There is of course a crossover between these two mindsets.

It's why they pumped the ghettos full of heroin to put down the Black Panthers movement. Can't have black people being all sober and intelligent. They might make something out of themselves. It is a frightening prospect because they think they black people will treat them exactly how they have been treated.

At this point they are probably right. Should have just stopped being assholes to them after slavery ended or at the very least after the civil rights movement... but you just had to keep poking at them and f*cking with them. Now you've got a large segment of the population jaded, angry and not giving a f*ck.

Well done, retards.



You know, I don't think you're here to help at all.
 
2014-01-09 01:11:10 PM  

cherryl taggart: CPS rarely swoops in and snatches a kid unless there is compelling verified reasons.  (CSB alert)  They showed up at my house once, because I was ranting and raving at my then-teen son.  The neighbor didn't bother to get anything other than the idea that my kid was about to be murdered.  As soon as CPS walked in and discovered that my teen was larger than anyone else in the house and prone to using illicit substances, they understood my screaming at him to stop using or I was going to have him arrested.  He was shocked that they agreed with me that no matter how stupid the drug laws might be, until further notice, obey the damn law.

Just glad he finally got clean and sober.  Well, at least enough to graduate and get out on his own. (/CSB)

Hope this kid goes to a better home.  He needs to be potty trained by this age.


My daughter is 14, she called social services saying I was an unfit parent. I am 31 years old, yeah I made some poor choices in life - but my daughter gets to school every day, has a clean house to live in and food on the table all day long. She through a hissy fit because on school nights her ass is suppose to be home by 8 pm, double check homework is done eat dinner and in bed by 9:30pm. She wanted to hang out at her friends house until 11pm, 5am rolls around rather quick so I said absolutely not on a week day. She claims I never let her "see her friends" except friday and saturday night she has all the time to go out scooty poopin.

Social services showed up, practically laughed at her and left, told me if she acts retarded just call the sheriff and let her stay a weekend in juvi detention. She woke up mighty quick when they said that. It was more then just going out late at night,  I met my wife now and she was having a hard time dealing with the fact her mom was a biatch who left her and me to do some drugs and "forfill her hollywood" dreams, pretty sure she's dead by now but who cares.

I'm glad we got over that hill because it was starting to look like a mountain I wouldn't been able to handle.
 
2014-01-09 01:13:19 PM  

Mell of a Hess: BigNumber12: All cultures are equal.

I'm partial to yogurt and occasionally cottage cheese.


Have you tried kefir?  It's good too.  Like halfway between yogurt and milk.
 
2014-01-09 01:15:04 PM  

Pucca: Well at least it was a two parent household.


Are we sure it's the actual father or Sperm Donor #2?
 
2014-01-09 01:15:06 PM  

indarwinsshadow: Barfmaker: Umm...is everyone a little prissy and prudish or is my moral/ethical compass totally broken?

It just doesn't seem like much of a huge deal to me.

That's because you have an IQ of 85. Congrats son. You'll never earn more than minimum wage.


I'm in the 97th percentile for IQ. I'm expecting that this year I'll be in the top 5% of wage earners in the US. I agree with the maker of barf.
 
2014-01-09 01:18:42 PM  
Witty Comment

You MAY BE SURPRISED TO LEARN there's a process for these things. I'm as big a cop and government hater as the next guy, but FFS people, THINK: this is what they chose to show the world

Swearing near a kid and a swearing kid are no reasons for the knock the door in the first place.
 
2014-01-09 01:19:02 PM  

lennavan: You know, I don't think you're here to help at all.


Oh, but I am. Now please step into the white room on the left and don't be alarmed by the delousing spray as you walk down the hall. It will only sting for a moment.
 
2014-01-09 01:19:32 PM  

Misconduc: cherryl taggart: CPS rarely swoops in and snatches a kid unless there is compelling verified reasons.  (CSB alert)  They showed up at my house once, because I was ranting and raving at my then-teen son.  The neighbor didn't bother to get anything other than the idea that my kid was about to be murdered.  As soon as CPS walked in and discovered that my teen was larger than anyone else in the house and prone to using illicit substances, they understood my screaming at him to stop using or I was going to have him arrested.  He was shocked that they agreed with me that no matter how stupid the drug laws might be, until further notice, obey the damn law.

Just glad he finally got clean and sober.  Well, at least enough to graduate and get out on his own. (/CSB)

Hope this kid goes to a better home.  He needs to be potty trained by this age.

My daughter is 14, she called social services saying I was an unfit parent. I am 31 years old, yeah I made some poor choices in life - but my daughter gets to school every day, has a clean house to live in and food on the table all day long. She through a hissy fit because on school nights her ass is suppose to be home by 8 pm, double check homework is done eat dinner and in bed by 9:30pm. She wanted to hang out at her friends house until 11pm, 5am rolls around rather quick so I said absolutely not on a week day. She claims I never let her "see her friends" except friday and saturday night she has all the time to go out scooty poopin.

Social services showed up, practically laughed at her and left, told me if she acts retarded just call the sheriff and let her stay a weekend in juvi detention. She woke up mighty quick when they said that. It was more then just going out late at night,  I met my wife now and she was having a hard time dealing with the fact her mom was a biatch who left her and me to do some drugs and "forfill her hollywood" dreams, pretty sure she's dead by now but who cares.

I'm glad we got over that hill because it ...


Jesus dude...
 
2014-01-09 01:23:45 PM  
Yes. Forcing a 14 year old girl to be in bed by 9:30 pm and threatening her with incarceration if she steps out of line is TOTES the way to ensure she isn't going to end up as a suspension bridge on redtube with multicolored cocks as the guy wires.

lulz
 
2014-01-09 01:24:04 PM  

OnlyM3: Witty Comment

You MAY BE SURPRISED TO LEARN there's a process for these things. I'm as big a cop and government hater as the next guy, but FFS people, THINK: this is what they chose to show the world
Swearing near a kid and a swearing kid are no reasons for the knock the door in the first place.



Putting a video online of you teaching a child to swear certainly warrants some attention. And, as noted, if that attention found other dangers to the child, they wouldn't be able to reveal it as details of an ongoing case.
 
2014-01-09 01:25:37 PM  

99.998er: I think he would bring joy to a "family values" couple.


I'm still trying to figure out what "family values" is a euphemism for.
 
2014-01-09 01:26:04 PM  
This kid better hope his mama doesnt find out who his father is or he'll be in for on hell of an ass whoopin'.
 
2014-01-09 01:27:18 PM  

Carn: Mell of a Hess: BigNumber12: All cultures are equal.

I'm partial to yogurt and occasionally cottage cheese.

Have you tried kefir?  It's good too.  Like halfway between yogurt and milk.


Oddly enough, I took a "lacto-fermented foods" class a few months ago, and actually have some kefir in my fridge right now.
 
2014-01-09 01:29:43 PM  

BigNumber12: Carn: Mell of a Hess: BigNumber12: All cultures are equal.

I'm partial to yogurt and occasionally cottage cheese.

Have you tried kefir?  It's good too.  Like halfway between yogurt and milk.

Oddly enough, I took a "lacto-fermented foods" class a few months ago, and actually have some kefir in my fridge right now.


Forgive the interruption, but I have to know.....

What in the fark made you even think of taking a class called "lacto-fermented foods"?  It sounds like a C horror movie premise....

:)
 
2014-01-09 01:30:50 PM  

OnlyM3: digitalrain [TotalFark]

I just don't see where teaching a 2 year old kid to say "suck my dick" (and that's the tamer stuff) is a good thing. I don't think anyone is making that argument.

I think the point is sending armed gunmen to abduct said child is exponentially worse.

It's not the state's farking business.

// correction, it shouldn't be the state's farking business.


Can't argue with you there. Well, I could, but I won't because I happen to agree :)
 
2014-01-09 01:31:25 PM  

OnlyM3: Witty Comment

You MAY BE SURPRISED TO LEARN there's a process for these things. I'm as big a cop and government hater as the next guy, but FFS people, THINK: this is what they chose to show the world
Swearing near a kid and a swearing kid are no reasons for the knock the door in the first place.


is that what you think you saw?  you think a group of adults hurling curse words and telling a toddler that they are basically a worthless bag of skin and never will be worth anything (only much harsher) is no reason for a knock on the door?  where do you draw the line?  is there any words short of death threats that would change your mind?
 
2014-01-09 01:36:23 PM  

OnlyM3: // correction, it shouldn't be the state's farking business.



Do you really think that? There is a virtual certainty that this kid will be the "state's business" in just a few years. Given that home environment, how well do you think he will do in school? So the State will have to foot the bill for an individualized education plan after he is diagnosed as having some authority-disorder. By middle school, he will probably be a criminal. So the State will foot the bill to prosecute him, defend him, and then perhaps put him in a prison-school. Throughout this time, he will probably be getting state and federal subsidies for medical care, food, etc... After a few years of that, he will be doing drugs and committing serious criminal offenses, and we will pay to defend, prosecute, and incarcerate him.

So, why in your opinion is it "not the state's farking business" to take steps now to prevent having to pay possibly tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars to take care of things after this kid inevitably starts acting consistent with how he is being raised?
 
2014-01-09 01:36:46 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Forgive the interruption, but I have to know.....

What in the fark made you even think of taking a class called "lacto-fermented foods"? It sounds like a C horror movie premise....


I'm looking to start making my own sauerkraut. Saw a somewhat-related class offered through my city, jumped at the chance. It was about an hour long, and the instructor had made a dozen or so dishes to sample. It was actually pretty interesting, though I was by far the youngest person there.
 
2014-01-09 01:37:46 PM  

OnlyM3: Witty Comment

You MAY BE SURPRISED TO LEARN there's a process for these things. I'm as big a cop and government hater as the next guy, but FFS people, THINK: this is what they chose to show the world
Swearing near a kid and a swearing kid are no reasons for the knock the door in the first place.


I agree. However instructing a child on how to be abusive and outright rewarding abusive via emotional feedback behavior do certainly warrant a knock on the door. Those things are not equal. Also, if someone calls a welfare check in, I'm pretty sure they're obligated to investigate, much in the same way when someone calls to report a crime.
 
2014-01-09 01:41:19 PM  

pho75: So, why in your opinion is it "not the state's farking business" to take steps now to prevent having to pay possibly tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars to take care of things after this kid inevitably starts acting consistent with how he is being raised?


Apparently you aren't familiar with Onlyd3rp.

He takes the most wrongheaded, backwards ass, inflammatory position possible on pretty much everything. He's probably touching his wiener right now because of all the bites he's getting.
 
2014-01-09 01:42:22 PM  

here to help: pho75: So, why in your opinion is it "not the state's farking business" to take steps now to prevent having to pay possibly tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars to take care of things after this kid inevitably starts acting consistent with how he is being raised?

Apparently you aren't familiar with Onlyd3rp.

He takes the most wrongheaded, backwards ass, inflammatory position possible on pretty much everything. He's probably touching his wiener right now because of all the bites he's getting.



You're his alt, aren't you? Admit it.
 
2014-01-09 01:44:18 PM  

BigNumber12: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Forgive the interruption, but I have to know.....

What in the fark made you even think of taking a class called "lacto-fermented foods"? It sounds like a C horror movie premise....

I'm looking to start making my own sauerkraut. Saw a somewhat-related class offered through my city, jumped at the chance. It was about an hour long, and the instructor had made a dozen or so dishes to sample. It was actually pretty interesting, though I was by far the youngest person there.


Cool!  I used to make sauerkraut with my gramma, stored/fermented it in the old 8 gallon crocks under the stairs in the basement.  (I would probably be the OLDEST person in that class...LOL)

Good luck with your future endeavors!
 
2014-01-09 01:45:39 PM  
Geez. I bet someone wishes they hadn't uploaded a video about now. It's all fun and games until CPS shows up.
 
2014-01-09 01:46:56 PM  

Boojum2k: You're his alt, aren't you? Admit it.


*HURK*

...

Seriously though, I'm good... but I'm not THAT good. Besides, trolling from the right is soooo cliche.
 
2014-01-09 01:47:26 PM  
If they lock the little black thing up now, it will help our society.
 
2014-01-09 01:50:26 PM  

here to help: Boojum2k: You're his alt, aren't you? Admit it.

*HURK*

...

Seriously though, I'm good... but I'm not THAT good. Besides, trolling from the right is soooo cliche.



*Funny!*


Seriously, that cracked me up way more than it should. Well done!
 
2014-01-09 01:51:25 PM  

Facetious_Speciest: Geez. I bet someone wishes they hadn't uploaded a video about now. It's all fun and games until CPS shows up.


I bet someone, somewhere, is wishing they could figure out a way to cash in on Homey Boo Boo.
 
2014-01-09 01:51:54 PM  

digitalrain: OnlyM3: digitalrain [TotalFark]

I just don't see where teaching a 2 year old kid to say "suck my dick" (and that's the tamer stuff) is a good thing. I don't think anyone is making that argument.

I think the point is sending armed gunmen to abduct said child is exponentially worse.

It's not the state's farking business.

// correction, it shouldn't be the state's farking business.

Can't argue with you there. Well, I could, but I won't because I happen to agree :)


Let me clarify that - I don't agree w/ the whole 'armed gunmen being sent to abduct the child' thing, but
a welfare check? Based on what we've seen in the video? That wouldn't be beyond the pale at all.
 
2014-01-09 01:52:12 PM  

wellreadneck: Facetious_Speciest: Geez. I bet someone wishes they hadn't uploaded a video about now. It's all fun and games until CPS shows up.

I bet someone, somewhere, is wishing they could figure out a way to cash in on Homey Boo Boo.



Homey don't play that.
 
2014-01-09 01:53:55 PM  
LAWL, dem negroes be totes craycray
 
2014-01-09 01:55:43 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Good luck with your future endeavors!


I made a (whey-based) cranberry-ginger relish that was to die for. Fortunately, nobody actually died from it.

Success!
 
2014-01-09 01:56:59 PM  

pho75: There is a virtual certainty that this kid will be the "state's business" in just a few years.


I'm just curious as to what you mean by virtual certainty and upon what evidence you base that assertion.  What % of kids from environments like this end up being the state's business within a few years?

pho75: Given that home environment, how well do you think he will do in school?


I don't know.  I don't know the statistics, nor do I know the research.  What I do know is I'm not going to just make shiat up and imagine it.  So you tell me, how well do you think he will do in school and upon what do you base that?

pho75: By middle school, he will probably be a criminal.


What % chance do you mean by "probably" and upon what evidence do you base that assertion?

pho75: Throughout this time, he will probably be getting state and federal subsidies for medical care, food, etc


What % chance do you mean "probably" and upon what evidence do you base that assertion?

pho75: After a few years of that, he will be doing drugs and committing serious criminal offenses, and we will pay to defend, prosecute, and incarcerate him.


Upon what evidence do you base this assertion?

pho75: So, why in your opinion is it "not the state's farking business" to take steps now


I just would like to know upon what evidence the state is taking steps now.  You do know what the evidence is, right?  I mean, there's just no way in hell you're suggesting the state take steps now based on your imagination, right?  Because that would be amazingly stupid.  I mean that would be so stupid, there is a virtual certainty that you're too stupid to hold a job and will be committing serious criminal offenses in order to survive so we should just incarcerate you now.
 
2014-01-09 01:57:03 PM  
I see OnlyM3 is getting big bites here.
 
2014-01-09 01:57:50 PM  

zepillin: you could just sing along with the radio while driving to work.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKlDBi0cyIA">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=GKlDBi0cyIA
 
2014-01-09 01:59:40 PM  

lockers: How come they never describe red necks similar bullshiat as 'thuggery'.

Intervesting.


Because rednecks don't have smartphones and they have to go to the liberry to get on the internets?
 
2014-01-09 02:00:51 PM  

Boojum2k: *Funny!*


Seriously, that cracked me up way more than it should. Well done!



When it comes down to it I think we're all here to have some yucks. Even the d3rper in question. I have a hard time accepting he actually believes half the crap he says.

It's fun to pretend though.
 
2014-01-09 02:03:02 PM  

lockers: How come they never describe red necks similar bullshiat as 'thuggery'.


This particular subculture self-identifies as "Thug." Is is wrong to use their preferred nomenclature?
 
2014-01-09 02:03:03 PM  

here to help: Boojum2k: You're his alt, aren't you? Admit it.

*HURK*

...

Seriously though, I'm good... but I'm not THAT good. Besides, trolling from the right is soooo cliche.


Hello Westboro. How are you? Good to see you you. How ya been?
 
2014-01-09 02:07:48 PM  
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