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2014-01-09 11:58:51 AM  
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Luckily the police had a particular set of skills that made them a nightmare for people like him.
2014-01-09 11:57:38 AM  
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AgentPothead: He raped somebody then turned himself in? I'm not sure he gets how rape is supposed to work.

I would guess he realized that he would be unable to pursue a normal life with his image on a "wanted" poster (because they had security footage of him) and that he would be brought to justice eventually unless he fled the kingdom. And perhaps he was hoping for leniency for turning himself in.

So, it boils down to him being too lazy to relocate or get extensive back-alley plastic surgery and assume a new identity.
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