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(Mirror.co.uk)   If you taunt police 'come and find me', don't look surprised when they find and get you   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 19
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2014-01-09 11:40:51 AM
He raped somebody then turned himself in? I'm not sure he gets how rape is supposed to work.
 
2014-01-09 11:41:10 AM
" Now go away or I will taunt you a second time...."


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2014-01-09 11:54:03 AM
Apparently, this fellow was rather unclear about how cell phones work and what can be done with them. Also not circumspect about staying off-camera. Not terribly surprising. Dumb as they are, the cops are still brighter than a significant percentage of the perps.
 
2014-01-09 11:57:37 AM
Chris Rock - " .. If they have to come get you, they're bringing an ass-whuppin' with them .."
 
2014-01-09 11:57:38 AM

AgentPothead: He raped somebody then turned himself in? I'm not sure he gets how rape is supposed to work.


I would guess he realized that he would be unable to pursue a normal life with his image on a "wanted" poster (because they had security footage of him) and that he would be brought to justice eventually unless he fled the kingdom. And perhaps he was hoping for leniency for turning himself in.

So, it boils down to him being too lazy to relocate or get extensive back-alley plastic surgery and assume a new identity.
 
2014-01-09 11:58:51 AM
Luckily the police had a particular set of skills that made them a nightmare for people like him.
 
2014-01-09 12:02:32 PM
Only six years?

huh
 
2014-01-09 12:10:12 PM

EdNortonsTwin: Only six years?

huh


That and 6 yrs of rape.
 
2014-01-09 12:15:32 PM

forgotmydamnusername: Also not circumspect about staying off-camera.


Not possible in England.
 
2014-01-09 12:20:41 PM
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2014-01-09 12:35:07 PM
So, subby, it's surprising that the cops found and got him when he gave himself up?

/what's with the shiatty headlines today?
// yeah, yeah, yeah.... welcome to fark, I know
 
2014-01-09 12:37:17 PM
For violent sex offenders, may I suggest what I call The Box?

It's a 6x6 cube where the offender spends his entire sentence. The Box is kept at a constant temperature of 60 degrees and watery, vitamin fortified gruel is pumped into a trough 3 times a day.  Once a day, scalding hot soapy water is sprayed for sanitation. For 8 hours every day, the theme from "Friends" is played on a constant loop at 100 decibels. The only furniture in The Box is a metal futon from Ikea that is bolted to the floor. At any point, the prisoner may press a red button which will flood the room with cherry-scented carbon monoxide to end their discomfort. There is no human contact in The Box.
 
2014-01-09 12:39:48 PM

Mega Steve: For violent sex offenders, may I suggest what I call The Box?

It's a 6x6 cube where the offender spends his entire sentence. The Box is kept at a constant temperature of 60 degrees and watery, vitamin fortified gruel is pumped into a trough 3 times a day.  Once a day, scalding hot soapy water is sprayed for sanitation. For 8 hours every day, the theme from "Friends" is played on a constant loop at 100 decibels. The only furniture in The Box is a metal futon from Ikea that is bolted to the floor. At any point, the prisoner may press a red button which will flood the room with cherry-scented carbon monoxide to end their discomfort. There is no human contact in The Box.


Are all the offenders flat, or do you plan to compress them to fit in a 6x6 box?
 
2014-01-09 12:49:53 PM

Mega Steve: For violent sex offenders, may I suggest what I call The Box?

It's a 6x6 cube where the offender spends his entire sentence. The Box is kept at a constant temperature of 60 degrees and watery, vitamin fortified gruel is pumped into a trough 3 times a day.  Once a day, scalding hot soapy water is sprayed for sanitation. For 8 hours every day, the theme from "Friends" is played on a constant loop at 100 decibels. The only furniture in The Box is a metal futon from Ikea that is bolted to the floor. At any point, the prisoner may press a red button which will flood the room with cherry-scented carbon monoxide to end their discomfort. There is no human contact in The Box.


I was going to suggest continuously looped episodes of The worst of Spongebob Squarepants.
 
2014-01-09 01:06:35 PM

Road Rash: Mega Steve: For violent sex offenders, may I suggest what I call The Box?

It's a 6x6 cube where the offender spends his entire sentence. The Box is kept at a constant temperature of 60 degrees and watery, vitamin fortified gruel is pumped into a trough 3 times a day.  Once a day, scalding hot soapy water is sprayed for sanitation. For 8 hours every day, the theme from "Friends" is played on a constant loop at 100 decibels. The only furniture in The Box is a metal futon from Ikea that is bolted to the floor. At any point, the prisoner may press a red button which will flood the room with cherry-scented carbon monoxide to end their discomfort. There is no human contact in The Box.

I was going to suggest continuously looped episodes of The worst of Spongebob Squarepants.


That would imply that somewhere there is a "best" of Spongebob Squarepants.  Sorry, but not buyin' it.
 
2014-01-09 01:13:52 PM

IrishBlunder: Road Rash: Mega Steve: For violent sex offenders, may I suggest what I call The Box?

It's a 6x6 cube where the offender spends his entire sentence. The Box is kept at a constant temperature of 60 degrees and watery, vitamin fortified gruel is pumped into a trough 3 times a day.  Once a day, scalding hot soapy water is sprayed for sanitation. For 8 hours every day, the theme from "Friends" is played on a constant loop at 100 decibels. The only furniture in The Box is a metal futon from Ikea that is bolted to the floor. At any point, the prisoner may press a red button which will flood the room with cherry-scented carbon monoxide to end their discomfort. There is no human contact in The Box.

I was going to suggest continuously looped episodes of The worst of Spongebob Squarepants.

That would imply that somewhere there is a "best" of Spongebob Squarepants.  Sorry, but not buyin' it.


I like SpongeBob Squarepants.
 
2014-01-09 01:21:50 PM

BigNumber12: forgotmydamnusername: Also not circumspect about staying off-camera.

Not possible in England.


Cameras have a field of view. I very much doubt they've covered every square inch of the country. One also might take steps to make oneself harder to identify, as do many bank robbers.
 
2014-01-09 01:32:26 PM
Was he on Facebook?
 
2014-01-09 02:01:24 PM
FTFA: When White saw them, he handed himself in.


"When they find and get you", subby?

really?
 
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