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(Click Orlando)   Van catches fire after running over couch. Though to be fair, it was a Ford   ( divider line
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1595 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Jan 2014 at 10:18 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-09 11:33:14 AM  
2 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: I get 12mpg in town with my '90 G20

That ain't shiat/ I've yet to have to refuel my Broyhill.
2014-01-09 10:47:59 AM  
2 votes:
I had to swerve to miss an extension ladder the other day, but the worst one was an empty wire spool about 3' in diameter. It just kept going like a blue hair in a Cadillac -- about 25 mph on the freeway, switching lanes without signaling, weaving back and forth.
2014-01-09 10:22:40 AM  
2 votes:
Was it a nice couch?
2014-01-09 11:21:54 AM  
1 vote:

hasty ambush: Meanwhiel subby , I wil leave  you this picture of your heavily tax payer subsidized,  Chevy Volt

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2014-01-09 11:00:46 AM  
1 vote:
I'm certain much globbering ensued as well.
2014-01-09 10:59:11 AM  
1 vote:
Did it flallop in fear?
2014-01-09 10:40:33 AM  
1 vote:
My biggest 'oh holy farking shiat' moment was when I was on a motorcycle and the pickup in front of me had the couch fly off the bed and into both lanes of traffic like a spinning beige wheel of fluffy death. Luckily I get by it just as it had turned lengthwise along the road. The drivers never even stopped. I don't know if they didn't want to be liable for damages or just got home and thought "didn't we start this trip with a couch?".

They did seem confused as to why a motorcyclist was giving them the bird as he went by.
2014-01-09 10:36:24 AM  
1 vote:
Was the couch pinin' for the Fords?
2014-01-09 10:30:20 AM  
1 vote:
Was he celebrating a WVU football win/loss?
2014-01-09 10:27:02 AM  
1 vote:
Ford makes...

Mugato: Ford makes couches?

2014-01-09 10:21:07 AM  
1 vote:
Was it driving through Islington two million years ago
2014-01-09 09:22:46 AM  
1 vote:
Ford makes couches?
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