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(Peoria Journal Star)   Cops are cracking down... On reckless snow shoveling   (pjstar.com) divider line 15
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2014-01-09 09:37:56 AM
8 votes:

Danger Mouse: I would think the "hero" tag would have been more appropriate.    Lazy Dbags who toss thier snow into the street are creating a safety issue for everyone else.

/Learn to shovel pinhead..,and get off my lawn.


When the town stops plowing snow from the street in to my drive way, I'll stop shoveling snow back in to the street.
2014-01-09 09:35:29 AM
3 votes:
He talked himself right in to a fine. All he had to say was nothing or nope.

People are such assholes tho. Calling the cops on your neighbor, someone you have to live next to for the conceivable future over snow ? Really ?

My neighbors would have to be doing something seriously reckless for me to call the cops on them and even then i would hesitate.
2014-01-09 10:10:09 AM
2 votes:

cgraves67: The neighbor who called the police about it is a vindictive asshole. End of story.


It can have a big impact on people. I got the cops called on me once and actually walked across the street to introduce myself and apologize. I gave the guy my phone number and asked him to please call me if I was ever disturbing him in any way.

The cop TOLD me he was the neighbor who called, but the guy denied it. I actually had a few vivid fantasies about burning the guys house down. I am not saying that I am a badass or that I would actually do it, I am just saying that some people take that stuff WAY too personally...myself included.

Don't be a dick.
2014-01-09 09:45:34 AM
2 votes:
GOOD

REALLY GOOD!

seriously asshole. Sure you were ahead of the snow plow THIS TIME.  what about next time?  fark you. fark you really hard.

My across the street neighbour used to blow his entire driveway into the ALREADY PLOWED street.  the effect?  massive ruts and ice on the road between our houses because of that farkin asshole.

Pile it up on the bank you damn lazy farkwad
2014-01-09 09:40:49 AM
2 votes:

Danger Mouse: I would think the "hero" tag would have been more appropriate.    Lazy Dbags who toss thier snow into the street are creating a safety issue for everyone else.

/Learn to shovel pinhead..,and get off my lawn.


The city hand't plowed yet, so the snow was going to get cleared anyway. It was only the snow at the end of his driveway, so it probably wasn't enough to obstruct traffic. And, knowing Peoria, his street probably didn't get plowed for 48 hours.

The neighbor who called the police about it is a vindictive asshole. End of story.
2014-01-09 09:36:53 AM
2 votes:
This douchebag has a collage of himself at the top of the page and expects me to click 5 pages worth of ads to read his shiat story about small town assholes? Submitter: Die in a bin fire you shape shifting horse farker.
2014-01-09 12:33:52 PM
1 votes:

proteus_b: Pangea: . I actually had a few vivid fantasies about burning the guys house down.

farking psycho... I hope you are killed [by any means] as soon as possible....


Clearly we're cut from the same cloth, based on the desires you've just expressed.

I'm just not in denial about mine.
2014-01-09 11:21:27 AM
1 votes:

Day_Old_Dutchie: OK, what if you are living on one of those pie-shaped lots around the outside of a bend in the road or in a cul-de-sac where there is a very small property frontage and limited space to put the snow?


Then you get to be the house in the neighborhood with the giant pile of snow in your tiny front yard.
2014-01-09 10:46:17 AM
1 votes:

kvinesknows: GOOD

REALLY GOOD!

seriously asshole. Sure you were ahead of the snow plow THIS TIME.  what about next time?  fark you. fark you really hard.

My across the street neighbour used to blow his entire driveway into the ALREADY PLOWED street.  the effect?  massive ruts and ice on the road between our houses because of that farkin asshole.

Pile it up on the bank you damn lazy farkwad


Yeah, I've got one of those farktards in my neighbourhood as well. Street is plowed bare until you get to his house where he's created an icy speed bump. I haven't had the pleasure of meeting him yet but I'm told the excuse he tenders is that the "salt will damage his lawn". I noticed he got TP'ed twice around Halloween so I'm guessing he's got some other idiosyncrasies that endear him to those who have to directly deal with his bullshiat.
2014-01-09 10:26:25 AM
1 votes:
People who shovel or blow snow into the street are the worst.
2014-01-09 10:15:35 AM
1 votes:

duffblue: This douchebag has a collage of himself at the top of the page and expects me to click 5 pages worth of ads to read his shiat story about small town assholes? Submitter: Die in a bin fire you shape shifting horse farker.


I'm not surprised you haven't figured out to use adblock, flashblock, or noscript.
You're not even clever enough to come up with an original insult.
Maybe this "internet" thing just isn't your cup of tea.
2014-01-09 10:07:24 AM
1 votes:
Businesses hire plow jockeys to clear the parking lots and driveways (revenue generating) areas and create compacted piles of snow along the property lines and sidewalks. Walkers have a choice of cli8mbing a snow pile or walking in the street and hope that drivers do not hit them. This is in addition to the plowing of road snow onto the sidewalks and sometimes covering fire hydrants.
2014-01-09 09:53:48 AM
1 votes:

mcmnky: Danger Mouse: I would think the "hero" tag would have been more appropriate.    Lazy Dbags who toss thier snow into the street are creating a safety issue for everyone else.

/Learn to shovel pinhead..,and get off my lawn.

When the town stops plowing snow from the street in to my drive way, I'll stop shoveling snow back in to the street.


Should they not plow at all then? Do you have a better solution?
2014-01-09 09:42:48 AM
1 votes:
So the guy's a jerk that left a "mound" of snow in the street after shoveling his driveway? And the size of the fine, while not outrageous, has obviously gotten his attention. Bet he doesn't shovel snow into the street in the future. It sounds like exactly the way fines are supposed to work.
2014-01-09 09:35:48 AM
1 votes:
I would think the "hero" tag would have been more appropriate.    Lazy Dbags who toss thier snow into the street are creating a safety issue for everyone else.

/Learn to shovel pinhead..,and get off my lawn.
 
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