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(LiveLeak)   Now the lioness begins to gorge, ripping huge chunks of medium rare flesh from the helpless prey Angus   (liveleak.com) divider line 39
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2014-01-09 02:53:52 AM  
Well done, subby.  That captured the image perfectly.  Meanwhile, I'm kind of scared, kind of aroused.
 
2014-01-09 04:41:49 AM  
Holy shiat
 
2014-01-09 08:28:58 AM  
I'd let her eat me.
 
2014-01-09 08:38:32 AM  
How could they possibly cook that thing all the way through? I could never eat that thing unless I had a lot of ketchup.
 
2014-01-09 08:41:50 AM  
People choke to death on steak all the time when they get a hunk blocking their airway. Seems like encouraging people to eat a huge steak in minimal time is just asking for a lawsuit.
 
2014-01-09 08:43:26 AM  
that was really gross to watch

I mean "do what you love" and all, but...yuck
 
2014-01-09 08:55:53 AM  

KarmicDisaster: Seems like encouraging people to eat a huge steak in minimal time is just asking for a lawsuit.


Are you for real, or is this a joke?

Is everything somebody else's fault?
 
2014-01-09 09:16:14 AM  
I like how she turned on the onion rings after she finished the meat. MOAR FUD!!!!
 
2014-01-09 09:29:04 AM  
I love steak but no. farking. way.
 
2014-01-09 09:35:58 AM  
Was the swallowing hard? Or is chewing the accomplishment here?
 
2014-01-09 09:44:03 AM  
"I feel sorry for whoever sits next to me on the airplane"

Heh. Poor bastard.
 
2014-01-09 09:51:22 AM  
i have just eaten ice cream,   but now i feel like a steak
 
2014-01-09 09:53:55 AM  
Well.......  That's one way to ruin several good steaks.............
 
2014-01-09 10:26:35 AM  
In case you guys haven't figured it out already, Molly Schuyler is a competitive eater. She's also married & has four children.

IMHO her most impressive challenge was this one:

In October, 2012 Schuyler became the first person to win (and to try) Nebraska Brewing Company's Death Pizza challenge, a five-pound pie covered in sauce made with ghost chili peppers. She finished in 24 minutes, 56 seconds. Since she was the first person to win the challenge, she got to name the pizza, and named it "Molly's Humble Pie."
 
2014-01-09 10:32:44 AM  
starvingchild.jpg
 
2014-01-09 11:05:37 AM  

Cork on Fork: starvingchild.jpg


I think she sticks to steaks, burgers and pizza.
 
2014-01-09 11:05:40 AM  
So, part of the challange is you have to eat it with your hands? When they bring you a glass of water are you supposed to lap it up like a dog?
 
2014-01-09 11:15:18 AM  

Cork on Fork: starvingchild.jpg


This. Competitive eating has become, at least to me, the very symbol of exploitative excess. A revolting demonstration of disposable largess coupled to vicarious entitlement.
 
2014-01-09 11:16:07 AM  

Three-Headed Dog: Cork on Fork: starvingchild.jpg

I think she sticks to steaks, burgers and pizza.


At the end of the video of the steak challenge, it mentioned a 7lb burrito challenge.  Don't watch that one on a full stomach.
 
2014-01-09 11:20:17 AM  

Three-Headed Dog: I think she sticks to steaks, burgers and pizza.


I feel bad, but I laughed.
 
2014-01-09 11:21:50 AM  

DSanchez: KarmicDisaster: Seems like encouraging people to eat a huge steak in minimal time is just asking for a lawsuit.

Are you for real, or is this a joke?


When you eat that much you become at risk of steak poisoning.
 
2014-01-09 11:27:02 AM  
...later she hatches an equally impressive pile. But that's another video extravaganza/pay per view event.
 
2014-01-09 11:32:15 AM  
She couldn't even use those fries to sop up the yummy blood and fat?  Lame.
/jk.  I like a gal that can eat
 
2014-01-09 11:39:27 AM  

SauceIT: ...later she hatches an equally impressive pile. But that's another video extravaganza/pay per view event.


I bet she does it in the shower and heels it down the drain.
 
2014-01-09 01:09:36 PM  

FormlessOne: Cork on Fork: starvingchild.jpg

This. Competitive eating has become, at least to me, the very symbol of exploitative excess. A revolting demonstration of disposable largess coupled to vicarious entitlement.


You sound poor.
 
2014-01-09 01:13:07 PM  

SauceIT: ...later she hatches an equally impressive pile. But that's another video extravaganza/pay per view event.


All of the champion competitive eaters vomit after the competition. The only rules on this is that you are not allowed to vomit during eating though vomiting into your mouth and swallowing it back down doesn't count as long as none escapes.
 
2014-01-09 01:41:33 PM  
Ew.  I've never been able to watch competitive eating, it's just....wrong.

Not because of starving children, or lack of normal human mannerisms, I just...I enjoy food.  Too much, sure, but I just can't wrap my head (or mouth for that matter) around just shoving food in to be "better at it" than someone else.  It's not a 'real' competition in my mind.

Call me silly, but I'd enjoy a steak 1/4 that size, and very slowwwwwly.
 
2014-01-09 02:00:23 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-09 02:48:21 PM  

FormlessOne: Cork on Fork: starvingchild.jpg

This. Competitive eating has become, at least to me, the very symbol of exploitative excess. A revolting demonstration of disposable largess coupled to vicarious entitlement.


The old "children starving in Africa" line I see. Those same people also don't have electricity, clean water, indoor plumbing, heat or A/C, should we all abstain from those out of pity as well?

That steak might have fed one of those kids for a couple weeks, the money you spent on the computer, cell phone or tablet you're currently on would feed one for a year. Now who's being excessive?
 
2014-01-09 04:49:52 PM  
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RIP Angus Young
 
2014-01-09 06:25:57 PM  

rumpelstiltskin: I like how she turned on the onion rings after she finished the meat. MOAR FUD!!!!


rawr!
 
2014-01-09 06:27:19 PM  

Strik3r: Well.......  That's one way to ruin several good steaks.............


also this. that could have fed a whole bloody family! this culture of excess is excessive, or something.
 
2014-01-09 06:28:31 PM  

AbiNormal: SauceIT: ...later she hatches an equally impressive pile. But that's another video extravaganza/pay per view event.

I bet she does it in the shower and heels it down the drain.


....and this is why i love fark so very very much. we are done here!
 
2014-01-09 08:00:56 PM  
My god, she must have a huge poop shoot.
 
2014-01-10 12:01:12 AM  
Ate a 20 oz. steak, with fries and a couple of beers, and was stuffed.  What she's doing I don't farking understand.  It's like the guys who pull jumbo jets, with a chain hooked to their balls, just what the fark have you accomplished?
 
2014-01-10 10:15:42 AM  
That's not a steak. That's a roast.
 
2014-01-10 02:28:17 PM  
I'm impressed. Less than half the time of Furious Pete, tho' he used silverware most of the challenge.
 
2014-01-10 03:22:06 PM  
Stay far far away from that lady when the zombie apocalypse hits.
 
2014-01-10 04:05:41 PM  
She has 4 kids, so she probably doesn't swallow enough
 
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