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(Daily Astorian)   Theft 101: Never ever in the history of crime has a motorized shopping cart outrun a police cruiser   (dailyastorian.com) divider line 19
    More: Dumbass, motorized shopping cart, patrol cars, woman suspected, PETCO, U.S. Highway 101  
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2014-01-09 10:00:24 AM
So you're saying there is a chance...
 
2014-01-09 10:01:26 AM
We are marching to Astoria.
 
2014-01-09 10:02:57 AM
gothamgarage.files.wordpress.com
Oh yeah?
 
2014-01-09 10:03:27 AM
Between Seaside's meth tip and this, the North Oregon Coast is getting some great press. I can't wait for the spring break riots.
 
2014-01-09 10:03:28 AM
She should have gone for her Thelma & Louise moment and driven it off a cliff.
 
2014-01-09 10:03:38 AM
Drugs? Or crazy?

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2014-01-09 10:04:02 AM
Sounds like a challenge
 
2014-01-09 10:05:02 AM
"Hey Officer.....how about a little nom nom nom nom and you let me go?"

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2014-01-09 10:11:07 AM

ChipNASA: "Hey Officer.....how about a little nom nom nom nom and you let me go?"


"I'm white trash and I'm in trouble!"
 
2014-01-09 10:42:33 AM
Maybe not, but they've tried. (video)
 
2014-01-09 11:02:16 AM
fatguywithglasses.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-09 11:30:00 AM
Wasn't there a story a few years ago on Fark where a guy on a mobility scooter got away from the British cops?
 
2014-01-09 11:33:12 AM
There is always a first time, it just wasnt today though.
 
2014-01-09 11:34:37 AM
What about a "Go Go Action Bronco"?
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2014-01-09 12:00:50 PM
media2.policymic.com
 
2014-01-09 12:17:25 PM
Yet
 
2014-01-09 02:18:34 PM
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2014-01-09 03:44:05 PM
She's headed for the old mill!
 
2014-01-09 04:00:28 PM
The bizarre scenario began just after 2:30 p.m., when a Subway employee contacted police to say a woman had stolen $13 from the restaurant's tip jar. That woman then attempted to use the stolen money to pay for her $12.75 meal.

Officers arrived at the store, but the woman had moved on. The North Coast Fred Meyer reported a theft shortly after, and Rite Aid reported a disturbance, as well.

But then, things took a turn, when Chester allegedly walked into Home Depot and took a ride on a motorized shopping cart. The cart was filled with merchandise before it was driven out of the store, through the parking lot and onto the highway.

That's where Warrenton Police found Chester and arrested her. Police say she also had stolen items from Petco in her possession.

Chester, of Seaside, has not had contact with Warrenton Police in the past, Chief Mathew Workman said. But her contact list is long with both the Seaside and Astoria police departments.

"She has numerous contacts in Seaside, and quite a few in Astoria, mostly for menacing and disturbances," Workman said. "Looking at this pattern of behavior, there might be some mental illness or substance abuse going on. It seems to fit the profile."


Ya think?
 
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