Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(WWE)   WWE announces WWE Network, to launch next month. $10 gets you access to a massive archive of WWE/WWF, WCW, and ECW content, on-demand replays of all WWE programming immediately after they air, and live streaming of all WWE PPVs   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, WWE Network, WWE Legends, ECW, WCW, MLB Advanced Media, wwe ppvs, live streaming, Full Sail University  
•       •       •

542 clicks; posted to Sports » on 09 Jan 2014 at 5:48 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2014-01-09 04:07:26 AM  
4 votes:

TheManofPA: Wow, there are so many snarky things to say that I got Three Stooges Syndrome and can't type one out

Got all choked up, huh?

i6.photobucket.comView Full Size

Speaker2Animals: How soon before this s bundled like ESPN and we have to get charged for more sh*t we don't watch.

I don't know, does your ISP usually bundle extra things with your internet service?

Cyberluddite: The upside is that Fox News will now lose its title of the favorite network of morons.

I thought that was already taken by

tvbythenumbers.zap2it.comView Full Size
2014-01-09 10:34:50 AM  
2 votes:

iron de havilland: The threads do get a lot of posts, even though it's scripted homoerotic drama.

i1263.photobucket.comView Full Size
2014-01-09 09:34:02 AM  
2 votes:

Krustofsky: so I'm just gonna give everyone head:

You're gonna what?
2014-01-09 08:07:27 AM  
2 votes:
Why isn't this in the BUSINESS-ah tab?
2014-01-10 06:21:13 AM  
1 vote:
$10 a month for unlimited, streaming, gay porn? takemymoney.jpg
2014-01-10 12:20:07 AM  
1 vote:
Hey guize, you seen this network:
static1.wikia.nocookie.netView Full Size
2014-01-09 09:28:53 PM  
1 vote:

NakedReporta: One last thing, if nobody has touched on it:

How in the hell are they going to get rid of every single spoken and visual reference to the WWF? And are they risking running afoul of the World Wildlife Fund if they can't?

Part of the subscription is to send enough Zima to every subscriber that they're so drunk they think the logo says WWE.
2014-01-09 07:05:02 PM  
1 vote:


Because you touch yourself at night.
2014-01-09 10:00:15 AM  
1 vote:

FirstNationalBastard: suicide: Fark You Buddy: But will they show Chris Benoit matches?

Yep, with  a warning of some sort beforehand.

Don't try this at home. Also, killing your wife and son is bad. Oh, and don't trust a promoter to have your safety in mind when installing a harness to lower you from the ceiling.

They should've tapped out
2014-01-09 09:32:24 AM  
1 vote:

Korzine: Over a decade later and the Sabu vs Terry Funk barbed wire match still makes me cringe when I watch it.

I was going to post a picture of Sabu's arm from that match, but a GIS is probably NSFW (or lunch), so I'm just gonna give everyone head:
2014-01-09 09:17:53 AM  
1 vote:
What, no

logoserver.comView Full Size
2014-01-09 09:17:24 AM  
1 vote:
But will they show Chris Benoit matches?
2014-01-09 09:14:25 AM  
1 vote:
"Well look at that Brain, the WWE did something right."

"Yeah Monsoon, it almost makes up for ignoring Zack Ryder, trying to kill Daniel Bryan's heat, burying Dolph Ziggler, making the women's division a joke, shoving Cena down our thoats, putting a Marine Corp washout with a fecal obsession in their top spot, handteen, 3 hour RAWs, having a racist, xenophobic manager and chaining a huge talent to him, ignoring countless wellness violations, shiatty movie after painfully shiatty movie, the XFL, El Matadores, Alberto Del Rio, Sin Cara originale, Big Show in a diaper, the return of the not needed Batista, $60 advertisements for their free TV show..."

"Alright Brain, we get it."

"Ryback injuring everyone he touches, HHH's golden shovel, Vince's JR impression, firing JR in the first place, Rolling the King out there every Monday night, Total Divas, Kane's three foot willy, aaaaaaand I'm pretty sure Vince shot Kennedy as well."

"He did not!"

"Well I KNOW he shot his brother!"
2014-01-09 07:49:00 AM  
1 vote:

FirstNationalBastard: grokca: WTF, WFC

You, who took the time to read the headline and possibly article, open the link to comment on it, and dazzle us with your stunning wit.

I'm sorry, I didn't realize that it was real to you.
2014-01-09 04:20:15 AM  
1 vote:

grokca: WTF, WFC

You, who took the time to read the headline and possibly article, open the link to comment on it, and dazzle us with your stunning wit.
2014-01-09 12:11:13 AM  
1 vote:
The upside is that Fox News will now lose its title of the favorite network of morons.
2014-01-09 12:00:29 AM  
1 vote:
Will I pay for the whole seat but only need... THE EDGE?!
Displayed 17 of 17 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.