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(Daily Mail)   That's not a divorce settlement. THAT'S a divorce settlement   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 34
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2014-01-09 12:03:07 AM
Wow! the body language in that pic! And that was taken in January? She's all, "Come and get it!" and he's like, "No you don't!"

/and her poor face. Surgeons who do that kind of work need to be taken out back and shot.
//I'd say all cosmetic surgery, but trans folks and people who have disfiguring accidents kinda need them too, so. . .
 
2014-01-09 12:08:22 AM

Peki: Wow! the body language in that pic! And that was taken in January? She's all, "Come and get it!" and he's like, "No you don't!"

/and her poor face. Surgeons who do that kind of work need to be taken out back and shot.
//I'd say all cosmetic surgery, but trans folks and people who have disfiguring accidents kinda need them too, so. . .


She looks pretty good, imo. She just looks NOTHING like she did in those movies. Seriously unrecognizable.

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And WTF is up with Mr Mopey?
 
2014-01-09 12:16:28 AM

fusillade762: And WTF is up with Mr Mopey?


He's 15.

/No other explanation needed.
 
2014-01-09 12:24:19 AM

fusillade762: . She just looks NOTHING like she did in those movies. Seriously unrecognizable.


Those cheeks though. . gah. Why does every older woman think they need to look like a Native American??

stilted: fusillade762: And WTF is up with Mr Mopey?

He's 15.

/No other explanation needed.


Yeah, that hit the nail on the head. Plus, you're in public with THAT mom and Crocodile Dundee Dad? Yeah, I'd mope too.

/and I was emo and writing angst poetry before they had a name for it
 
2014-01-09 01:07:56 AM
I see no cognizable reason why she should be entitled to spousal support.She doesn't need maintenance, rehabilitation or anything else.
 
2014-01-09 04:30:38 AM
'Dude, I SO want to do your mom!'
 
2014-01-09 05:04:39 AM
Wait, the kid's name is Chance?  That's kinda harsh.  Not quite as bad as naming him 'Mistake', but close.
 
2014-01-09 05:27:05 AM
Paul reprised the role that made him an international name for the third and final time in 2001 for Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles.  The film came two decades after the first 1988 sequel, Crocodile Dundee II.

Huh. That's just Mailsy.

/First movie was a 1986 release, too
 
2014-01-09 05:32:19 AM
"Rent Crocodile Dundee III, I saw it on cable last night and it totally holds up."
 
2014-01-09 05:52:12 AM
Damn. I thought the pic was the younger model he traded her in for.
Whoops.
 
2014-01-09 05:54:40 AM
Hmph....
I had no idea there was a Crocodile Dundee 3.....

And that pose kind of screams 'this woman thinks she's WAY better looking than she is'....
 
2014-01-09 06:43:21 AM
Ass dimples.
 
2014-01-09 06:48:43 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

I notice they bought their kid from the same shop as the beckhams. You can tell because their heads don`t attach properly and the hair is fitted too far forward.
Terrible decision. He will probably end up raping someone and then killing them in a car accident.
 
2014-01-09 06:58:45 AM
wow she looks delusional in that pic
and really proud of her store bought boobies
 
2014-01-09 07:18:20 AM
I don't need a lawyer.  I've got a Donk.
 
2014-01-09 07:57:06 AM

Peki: and her poor face.


Well, she's certainly not the woman he married.

And that kid looks like he's been raised from a tater tot to a full grown Idaho.
 
2014-01-09 08:01:31 AM

ArtosRC: Paul reprised the role that made him an international name for the third and final time in 2001 for Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles.  The film came two decades after the first 1988 sequel, Crocodile Dundee II.

Huh. That's just Mailsy.

/First movie was a 1986 release, too


the 80's + 2 decades = the 00's

easy peasy, lemon squeezy

/I scratched my head at that math, too.
 
2014-01-09 08:34:46 AM
I think i know what he saw in her..

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2014-01-09 08:41:08 AM

Alphax: Wait, the kid's name is Chance?  That's kinda harsh.  Not quite as bad as naming him 'Mistake', but close.


With a name like Chance he is a shoe in for the role of rich privileged kid in the remake of every john Hughes movie
 
2014-01-09 08:41:52 AM

sedric: I think i know what he saw in her..

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i1247.photobucket.com

Damnit! You beat me to it.......Oh well....Might as well....
 
2014-01-09 09:06:06 AM

Trik: wow she looks delusional in that pic
and really proud of her store bought boobies


WTF happened to her? She seemed so normal and down-to-earth in those movies. Yeah, I know she was acting, but she probably wasn't that good of an actor. She must have thought she was a big movie star, married to a big movie star.
 
2014-01-09 09:35:50 AM

dready zim: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x774]

I notice they bought their kid from the same shop as the beckhams. You can tell because their heads don`t attach properly and the hair is fitted too far forward.
Terrible decision. He will probably end up raping someone and then killing them in a car accident.


Is he a Kennedy?
 
2014-01-09 09:50:57 AM

Gecko Gingrich: the 80's + 2 decades = the 00's

easy peasy, lemon squeezy

/I scratched my head at that math, too.


Who actually does that? Besides the Mail, I guess.
 
2014-01-09 10:04:50 AM
I know it's the daily fail, but FTA:

This will be the third time Paul gets divorced. The comedian got married to his first wife Noelene in 1958 before parting ways in 1981.
The couple - who have five children together - then remarried in 1982 but divorced once again in 1986.


So not only is he one of Australia's biggest entertainment exports he also has a time machine?  You'd think he'd just go back and tell his younger self that this is not going to end well.
 
2014-01-09 10:05:05 AM

fusillade762: She looks pretty good, imo. She just looks NOTHING like she did in those movies. Seriously unrecognizable.


Killing is too good for whoever did that to her.  I can deal with crows feat and lines, but bad plastic surgery should be a crime against nature, punishable by creative execution.
 
2014-01-09 10:06:56 AM

swankywanky: I know it's the daily fail, but FTA:

This will be the third time Paul gets divorced. The comedian got married to his first wife Noelene in 1958 before parting ways in 1981.
The couple - who have five children together - then remarried in 1982 but divorced once again in 1986.

So not only is he one of Australia's biggest entertainment exports he also has a time machine?  You'd think he'd just go back and tell his younger self that this is not going to end well.


wait scratch that - I guess it was possible if he was 18, man I had no idea he was that old

which means I'm getting older

shiate, need more coffee
 
2014-01-09 10:47:38 AM
That kid looks as though he is high.
 
2014-01-09 10:58:12 AM

dready zim: Terrible decision. He will probably end up raping someone and then killing them in a car accident


Maybe not even in that order.
 
2014-01-09 12:28:33 PM
"1958 before parting ways in 1981.  "

....Dude, he was born in 1939.  And he's getting a divorce?  What is he going to do, start his life over from scratch...have a clean slate...breath of fresh air...

Seriously, his 5 kids from his first marriage are all like, in their 50s.
 
2014-01-09 01:11:51 PM
Nice one, Dittybopper. I chuckled heartily !
 
2014-01-09 02:15:33 PM

shanteyman: Nice one, Dittybopper. I chuckled heartily !


Ironically, he didn't even say that.  It was that other Ozzie fella.
 
2014-01-09 02:55:12 PM

dittybopper: shanteyman: Nice one, Dittybopper. I chuckled heartily !

Ironically, he didn't even say that.  It was that other Ozzie fella.


Yahoo Serious?
 
2014-01-09 04:36:11 PM

Surly U. Jest: dready zim: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x774]

I notice they bought their kid from the same shop as the beckhams. You can tell because their heads don`t attach properly and the hair is fitted too far forward.
Terrible decision. He will probably end up raping someone and then killing them in a car accident.

Is he a Kennedy?


Came her to say that - thanks for covering it.  Carry on.
 
2014-01-09 05:48:41 PM
I just realized who she looks like in that photo: Tawny Kitaen.
 
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