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2014-01-09 12:00:36 AM  
We need a name for a weed sommelier.
 
2014-01-09 12:26:22 AM  
It's high time some joint paired proper herbs with its food.
 
2014-01-09 01:03:46 AM  

fusillade762: We need a name for a weed sommelier.


A Chroniseur?
 
2014-01-09 02:30:13 AM  

robmilmel: fusillade762: We need a name for a weed sommelier.

A Chroniseur?


I like that one.
 
2014-01-09 03:08:16 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-09 03:35:56 AM  
What about a nice fresh salad can I get that?
 
2014-01-09 03:41:57 AM  
I love to smoke weed, but I swear that any food made with it makes me want to barf, even smelling it.
 
2014-01-09 03:42:39 AM  
So, what would you recommend as a pairing with Funyuns?
 
2014-01-09 03:46:34 AM  

hardinparamedic: [img.fark.net image 680x959]


how do you get a x4 increase in 0 deaths?
 
2014-01-09 03:46:36 AM  
I wonder what the markup on the twinkies is going to be
 
2014-01-09 03:47:42 AM  

GWSuperfan: So, what would you recommend as a pairing with Funyuns?


If you can stomach Funyuns I'm guessing it doesn't really matter taste wise, buzz wise,hmmm... I'm thinking something that leaves you comatose on the couch so you eat less off that gunk?
 
2014-01-09 03:51:42 AM  
........  and also the next place to get shut down for illegal "public" use of the substance.  I have nothing against the use of weed, god knows, if I did, I should move away from Denver, but this is getting ridiculous: The news shows are polarized on one side or the other, with either demonizing moralization of the issue or hail to the new high world.  Some guy asked me where he could buy weed while I was walking home from work.  He missed the closing of the stores because he was too high in his motel room to bother getting up and out there before midnight to get more.  Wait 7 hours, buddy, and you can buy the damn stuff, legal-like and stuff.  I guess the stimulus to the economy is great, but I seem to be the only one who sees that the increase in the economy of Denver, with this being the reason, will result in a slump somewhere else, as the Denver pot tourists' resources, which would have gone to their own local economy, are spent here not on a product which is comparable, but which is new.

/maybe I'm just sick of the steady stream of out of state potheads coming where I work and forgetting how to work a keypad on the self checkout
//or what they came in for ... when they have a list in their off hand
///or where they live ...
//or they forgot their wallet at home... after picking up $600 in groceries
/or they're staring at the doritos ... drooling
 
2014-01-09 04:00:06 AM  

SpdrJay: I love to smoke weed, but I swear that any food made with it makes me want to barf, even smelling it.


Try infused glycerin to mix with drinks. Stuff is awesome, and doesn't smell.

I tend to prefer the sweets, like candies, chocolates, and cookies. Brownies make me barf just by smell alone without pot, so no magic brownies for me.
 
2014-01-09 04:00:53 AM  

Smoking GNU: hardinparamedic: [img.fark.net image 680x959]

how do you get a x4 increase in 0 deaths?


Well it is technically correct.

0 x 4 = 0
 
2014-01-09 04:06:57 AM  
It's sad, but i'd actually like to talk to a Chroniseur and get a recommendation for something low THC, but high cannabinoid for pain/therapy.  If the pot shops had that along with their peace rocket whatever strains, that would actually be a useful service.
 
2014-01-09 04:08:00 AM  
by the way, I should note,
1) I am one of those horrible few who have an inborn resistance/immunity to THC.  Much testing was done to verify this, so I'm not a prude, it just doesn't work on me
2) Pot is still illegal, federally.  If, perchance, the local businesses wanted to drug test their workers, and find reason for firing a large number of them, this is the perfect excuse, and it would be completely legal
3) In order to get a job at most places in Denver, you have to pass a drug test.  I got my last job because the first 2 applicants didn't decide they needed to stop smoking weed to pass the test.  One of them went to the interview high.
4) I am personally waiting for the rush of "poor and downtrodden" who spent all their welfare money on weed, and now can't buy food or pay rent/utilities

/this is not a hard concept
//I can see it in their eyes(like, really, I can see it in their eyes!), and I can smell it on them
 
2014-01-09 04:10:44 AM  

Trance354: ........
/maybe I'm just sick of the steady stream of out of state potheads coming where I work and forgetting how to work a keypad on the self checkout
//or what they came in for ... when they have a list in their off hand
///or where they live ...
//or they forgot their wallet at home... after picking up $600 in groceries
/or they're staring at the doritos ... drooling



I think that's just your average Walmart shopper, not potheads.
 
2014-01-09 04:14:34 AM  
You no-class, uncouth heathen! Everyone knows you don't pair blueberry kush with meat, it goes with salads or a citrusy/fruity type dish. Try some deisel with your porterhouse.
 
2014-01-09 04:14:48 AM  

PreMortem: Trance354: ........
/maybe I'm just sick of the steady stream of out of state potheads coming where I work and forgetting how to work a keypad on the self checkout
//or what they came in for ... when they have a list in their off hand
///or where they live ...
//or they forgot their wallet at home... after picking up $600 in groceries
/or they're staring at the doritos ... drooling


I think that's just your average Walmart shopper, not potheads.


nope.  You can pick 3 of those.  any three, and point to any of the late-night shoppers tonight.  chances are, you'd get those three and another..
 
2014-01-09 04:21:24 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

/I sound fat.
 
2014-01-09 04:28:17 AM  

Trance354: PreMortem: Trance354: ........
/maybe I'm just sick of the steady stream of out of state potheads coming where I work and forgetting how to work a keypad on the self checkout
//or what they came in for ... when they have a list in their off hand
///or where they live ...
//or they forgot their wallet at home... after picking up $600 in groceries
/or they're staring at the doritos ... drooling


I think that's just your average Walmart shopper, not potheads.

nope.  You can pick 3 of those.  any three, and point to any of the late-night shoppers tonight.  chances are, you'd get those three and another..


I would say you might have a little confirmation bias going on. That, or you can't distinguish from the crackheads and drunks (I have to have a few drinks to go to walmart). I suppose it could be a "thing" to smoke pot and head on out to walmart for some laughs where you work, but it doesn't happen here.
 
2014-01-09 04:36:16 AM  
I had sampled the fine foie gras, and then I got high....

/Spliffy tag alert!
 
2014-01-09 04:47:13 AM  

Smoking GNU: hardinparamedic: [img.fark.net image 680x959]

how do you get a x4 increase in 0 deaths?


img.fark.net

i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-01-09 04:47:16 AM  

Trance354: ........  and also the next place to get shut down for illegal "public" use of the substance.  I have nothing against the use of weed, god knows, if I did, I should move away from Denver, but this is getting ridiculous: The news shows are polarized on one side or the other, with either demonizing moralization of the issue or hail to the new high world.  Some guy asked me where he could buy weed while I was walking home from work.  He missed the closing of the stores because he was too high in his motel room to bother getting up and out there before midnight to get more.  Wait 7 hours, buddy, and you can buy the damn stuff, legal-like and stuff.  I guess the stimulus to the economy is great, but I seem to be the only one who sees that the increase in the economy of Denver, with this being the reason, will result in a slump somewhere else, as the Denver pot tourists' resources, which would have gone to their own local economy, are spent here not on a product which is comparable, but which is new.

/maybe I'm just sick of the steady stream of out of state potheads coming where I work and forgetting how to work a keypad on the self checkout
//or what they came in for ... when they have a list in their off hand
///or where they live ...
//or they forgot their wallet at home... after picking up $600 in groceries
/or they're staring at the doritos ... drooling


you... you are a farking idiot.  Hapa is one of the best [using the term lightly based on location] sushi places in the midwest, so they arent  going anywhere.  if getting asked about closing times after midnight on the walk home is the biggest pain in your ass, consider yourself lucky and stay the fark out of aurora or five points after midnight.
the rest of your post about economic... what?  seriously, farking move somewhere else based on this post:

Trance354: by the way, I should note,
1) I am one of those horrible few who have an inborn resistance/immunity to THC.  Much testing was done to verify this, so I'm not a prude, it just doesn't work on me
2) Pot is still illegal, federally.  If, perchance, the local businesses wanted to drug test their workers, and find reason for firing a large number of them, this is the perfect excuse, and it would be completely legal
3) In order to get a job at most places in Denver, you have to pass a drug test.  I got my last job because the first 2 applicants didn't decide they needed to stop smoking weed to pass the test.  One of them went to the interview high.
4) I am personally waiting for the rush of "poor and downtrodden" who spent all their welfare money on weed, and now can't buy food or pay rent/utilities

/this is not a hard concept
//I can see it in their eyes(like, really, I can see it in their eyes!), and I can smell it on them


because that one just proved in the highlighted line why you are being irrational.  boo hoo, you cant get stoned so fark all these shiny doped up people stumbling around denver AS THOUGH THIS HASNT BEEN THE farkING NORM SINCE MEDICINAL WAS LEGAL.  ive been able to smell medicinal users and their use miles away all over the city for years.  the only difference now is that their friends dont have to hit them up for a bag of the good shiat anymore, we can all just go and pay more in taxes if we want.
seriously, move the fark out of denver.
 
2014-01-09 04:52:53 AM  
too easy
 
2014-01-09 05:12:10 AM  

PreMortem: Trance354: PreMortem: Trance354: ........
/maybe I'm just sick of the steady stream of out of state potheads coming where I work and forgetting how to work a keypad on the self checkout
//or what they came in for ... when they have a list in their off hand
///or where they live ...
//or they forgot their wallet at home... after picking up $600 in groceries
/or they're staring at the doritos ... drooling


I think that's just your average Walmart shopper, not potheads.

nope.  You can pick 3 of those.  any three, and point to any of the late-night shoppers tonight.  chances are, you'd get those three and another..

I would say you might have a little confirmation bias going on. That, or you can't distinguish from the crackheads and drunks (I have to have a few drinks to go to walmart). I suppose it could be a "thing" to smoke pot and head on out to walmart for some laughs where you work, but it doesn't happen here.


The potheads around here all shop at Whole Foods.
 
2014-01-09 05:13:18 AM  
There was a thread awhile back that featured some asinine job title that pot sommeliers had chosen for themselves. I forget what it was. Possibly because I spent more on pot than most people make in a year. And why doesn't Fark recognize sommelier as a correctly spelled word?
 
2014-01-09 05:50:36 AM  

robohobo: some asinine job title


Budtender.
 
2014-01-09 05:55:33 AM  

Sgygus: robohobo: some asinine job title

Budtender.


Thaaaaat was it. I just found the thread.
 
2014-01-09 06:10:59 AM  
Oh FFS. Here come all the stupid weed gimmicks.
 
2014-01-09 06:50:46 AM  
A balanced munchie diet contains items from the chocolate milk group, beef jerky group, Dortito/Cheetos group, and snack cake group.

/My friend passed out at the Clutch show last weekend after eating a gooball and some muscle relaxers.
 
2014-01-09 07:04:17 AM  
www.lotustalk.com
A bong and a blintz?
 
2014-01-09 07:09:54 AM  

Trance354: by the way, I should note,
1) I am one of those horrible few who have an inborn resistance/immunity to THC.  Much testing was done to verify this, so I'm not a prude, it just doesn't work on me


So your real complaint is that you tried very hard to get high, never got high, so now you're angry about it and don't want any one else to get high?

CSB: I smoked-up about 5-6 times without getting high. After the first couple times it became a joke with my friends. "Don't pass it to WinoRhino, it's just wasting it." But whoever brought the weed would always say something like, "That's because he never had any of MY shiat!"  I'd smoke, not get high, and just go back to the ol' Private Stock 40 (it was high school and early college... sue me.)  Anyhow, we went to West Palm beach for spring break one year. We're at a club, I have my nice, tall gin and tonic sitting on my table. Someone bumps into my table and my drink lands in my lap. I look up and see three enormous dudes with dreads. They apologize, I say ok, and they sit at the table behind me. A minute or two later, I feel a tap on my shoulder and he's passing me a blunt saying "Sorry again about the drink." No wanting to be rude I take a big hit, pass to my buddy who smokes a lot of pot, and then pass it back to him. Minutes later I am SO DAMN HIGH I have no idea which end is up. I had to get led around by the arm for the rest of the night. Moral of the story: try better stuff.
 
2014-01-09 07:16:47 AM  
FTA: "how weird it is that something that used to swim in the ocean is now inside you."


A lot of girls found weird that my swimmers ended up inside them but that's life. What can you do?
 
2014-01-09 07:18:49 AM  

WinoRhino: Trance354: by the way, I should note,
1) I am one of those horrible few who have an inborn resistance/immunity to THC.  Much testing was done to verify this, so I'm not a prude, it just doesn't work on me

So your real complaint is that you tried very hard to get high, never got high, so now you're angry about it and don't want any one else to get high?

CSB: I smoked-up about 5-6 times without getting high. After the first couple times it became a joke with my friends. "Don't pass it to WinoRhino, it's just wasting it." But whoever brought the weed would always say something like, "That's because he never had any of MY shiat!"  I'd smoke, not get high, and just go back to the ol' Private Stock 40 (it was high school and early college... sue me.)  Anyhow, we went to West Palm beach for spring break one year. We're at a club, I have my nice, tall gin and tonic sitting on my table. Someone bumps into my table and my drink lands in my lap. I look up and see three enormous dudes with dreads. They apologize, I say ok, and they sit at the table behind me. A minute or two later, I feel a tap on my shoulder and he's passing me a blunt saying "Sorry again about the drink." No wanting to be rude I take a big hit, pass to my buddy who smokes a lot of pot, and then pass it back to him. Minutes later I am SO DAMN HIGH I have no idea which end is up. I had to get led around by the arm for the rest of the night. Moral of the story: try better stuff.


Sounds like it may have been laced with something
 
2014-01-09 07:22:32 AM  
Meanwhile Cheeto supplies are running out and Frito-Lay Stock is skyrocketing
 
2014-01-09 07:52:07 AM  
I find the good stuff doesn't give me the munchies. In fact, not kidding, I lose weight when I have the good stuff because my beer consumption nearly evaporates. Take that, stereotypes.
 
2014-01-09 08:04:15 AM  

hardinparamedic: [img.fark.net image 680x959]


That looks like the post of {a certain amusing Farkette} in picture form!
 
2014-01-09 08:09:41 AM  

KStDrew: FTA: "how weird it is that something that used to swim in the ocean is now inside you."


A lot of girls found weird that my swimmers ended up inside them but that's life. What can you do?


Well wrap it up for one...
 
2014-01-09 08:21:59 AM  

Onkel Buck: Sounds like it may have been laced with something


That could be; I don't have nearly enough experience with it to know for sure. Though I smoked a few more times after that, and the high was very similar but not as strong. Then one time I smoked something that was laced with something (he only mentioned this after the fact.) I have no idea what was in it. I could feel every fiber of my clothes against my skin, and when I was drinking water from a red solo cup I could taste the plastic. I ended up riding it out by watching some sort of NOVA television special about submarines. I didn't smoke again after that.
 
2014-01-09 08:26:27 AM  
Dining out at a place filled with smoke doesn't really sound too great to me. Unless they're all using vaporized smoke or toking up in an outside area, I would find dining around a bunch of pot smokers just as bad as around a bunch of tobacco smokers.

/it's the smell, if there is such a thing
 
2014-01-09 08:27:59 AM  

robmilmel: fusillade762: We need a name for a weed sommelier.

A Chroniseur?


Chronic SEWER hahaha
 
2014-01-09 08:30:48 AM  
Funions and Mountain Dew?

DNRTA
 
2014-01-09 08:31:29 AM  
ecx.images-amazon.comstatic2.wikia.nocookie.netblog.mjbud.com
 
2014-01-09 08:54:16 AM  

Strobeguy: Meanwhile Cheeto supplies are running out and Frito-Lay Stock is skyrocketing


Ha ha ha! Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. Cheeto supplies are running out. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before.

www.familyguyquotes.com
 
2014-01-09 09:08:03 AM  

b0rscht: I find the good stuff doesn't give me the munchies. In fact, not kidding, I lose weight when I have the good stuff because my beer consumption nearly evaporates. Take that, stereotypes.


Good bud vs good beer. I go with the good bud every time.
 
2014-01-09 09:19:24 AM  

GanjSmokr: Strobeguy: Meanwhile Cheeto supplies are running out and Frito-Lay Stock is skyrocketing

Ha ha ha! Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. Cheeto supplies are running out. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before.

[www.familyguyquotes.com image 339x300]


Hey man hit this and tone down the 'casm, you're harshing our mellow in here. You know you turn into a diva when you haven't smoked
 
2014-01-09 09:27:14 AM  
Cheetos with Pakistani Kush
Cheetos with Sour OG
Cheetos with Blue Dream
...
 
2014-01-09 10:37:07 AM  

GanjSmokr: Strobeguy: Meanwhile Cheeto supplies are running out and Frito-Lay Stock is skyrocketing

Ha ha ha! Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. Cheeto supplies are running out. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before.

[www.familyguyquotes.com image 339x300]


Even on the pot I don't find that show amusing.
 
2014-01-09 11:02:53 AM  

WhiskeySticks: GanjSmokr: Strobeguy: Meanwhile Cheeto supplies are running out and Frito-Lay Stock is skyrocketing

Ha ha ha! Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. Cheeto supplies are running out. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before.

[www.familyguyquotes.com image 339x300]

Even on the potall potted up I don't find that show amusing.


FTFY
 
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