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(Salon)   After disagreement over space aliens, Pulitzer Prize winner's ex-wife pulled a gun from her vagina and held it to her boyfriend's head. Not the Pulitzer winner's head, her boyfriend's head. Just want to make that distinction clear   (salon.com) divider line 34
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2014-01-09 05:10:58 AM  
29 votes:
It seems someone felt compelled to brandish.......

*dons sunglasses*

......a revulva.

/Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!
2014-01-09 01:04:45 AM  
13 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Nononononono... GLOCK


Is that the sound that was made when she pulled the gun out?
2014-01-09 08:35:58 AM  
8 votes:

Apos: It seems someone felt compelled to brandish.......

*dons sunglasses*

......a revulva.

/Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!


www.netbrawl.com
Not amused.
2014-01-09 07:12:19 AM  
5 votes:
I'm the Weeners this? Far, I am disappoint.

3.bp.blogspot.com
2014-01-09 05:31:00 AM  
5 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-01-09 12:00:45 AM  
5 votes:
FTA: "She proceeded to have 'inner course' with the gun"

Must have been "inner space" aliens.

/Possibly on a fantastic voyage.
2014-01-09 05:48:52 AM  
4 votes:
I need to meet a woman of her calibre.
2014-01-09 04:46:16 AM  
4 votes:
Old and busted: Ham wallet. New hotness: Ham holster.
2014-01-09 07:11:11 AM  
3 votes:
hardinparamedic:


Hair? No.

It's balder than the backside of a Penn State Football Camp Youth in the Shower down there. For her and I.


"Have a seat over there", just doesn't do it for that comment:

i94.photobucket.com
2014-01-09 06:18:33 AM  
3 votes:
Don't put that gun in your mouth, you don't know where it's been!
2014-01-09 01:53:04 PM  
2 votes:
Worst case of gunorrhea ever.
2014-01-09 10:27:59 AM  
2 votes:
I wonder if the gun had a hair trigger?
2014-01-09 09:01:09 AM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-01-09 05:46:14 AM  
2 votes:

hardinparamedic: eggplanticus: So she held her vagina to her boyfriend's head? I think she might be doing it wrong.

You've never had oral sex until you've nearly been smothered by the V.


And had one of those curly hairs on the back of your tongue, that makes you go 'Hrrrrffffgghh - Hrrrrrrrgghhhh!' - but you can't get it off and you have to stop the whole thing and get a drink of water.
2014-01-09 05:38:56 AM  
2 votes:

borg: Cormac McCarthy's "Pulitzer" was more of a "he'll be dead soon" we better give it to him award. He's a hack and The Road sucked.

/everybody's a critic


If there were any justice, Judge Holden would be within inches of doing something horrible to you and leaving you in an outhouse even as you were typing this.
2014-01-09 05:36:12 AM  
2 votes:

eggplanticus: So she held her vagina to her boyfriend's head? I think she might be doing it wrong.


Not in Japan...

/Also, Archer approves.
2014-01-09 05:34:13 AM  
2 votes:

bearded clamorer: Old and busted: Ham wallet. New hotness: Ham holster.


Well that was a bit ham fisted.
2014-01-09 05:16:28 AM  
2 votes:
Her vagina is no country for sane men
2014-01-09 09:48:16 AM  
1 votes:
Also, whoever said the word "revulva" above can come to the courtesy desk and collect their prize. Full point.
2014-01-09 09:35:16 AM  
1 votes:
sandiegofreepress.org
2014-01-09 07:52:31 AM  
1 votes:
McCarthy left the house and later returned, wearing lingerie with a silver handgun lodged in her vagina. She proceeded to have "inner course" with the gun, asking her boyfriend "Who is crazy, you or me?"

Indeed.  Who's the crazy one now?
2014-01-09 07:47:11 AM  
1 votes:
www.morethings.com

Did you forget that somebody was in there with a goddamn gland cannon?
2014-01-09 07:20:01 AM  
1 votes:
She could be the new Bond villain in the movie, "The Woman with the Slimy Gun."
2014-01-09 06:39:27 AM  
1 votes:

Public Savant: hardinparamedic: eggplanticus: So she held her vagina to her boyfriend's head? I think she might be doing it wrong.

You've never had oral sex until you've nearly been smothered by the V.

And had one of those curly hairs on the back of your tongue, that makes you go 'Hrrrrffffgghh - Hrrrrrrrgghhhh!' - but you can't get it off and you have to stop the whole thing and get a drink of water.


images4.wikia.nocookie.net
Hair? No.

It's balder than the backside of a Penn State Football Camp Youth in the Shower down there. For her and I.
2014-01-09 05:57:45 AM  
1 votes:
The boyfriend of Cormac McCarthy's ex-wife...

24.media.tumblr.com
2014-01-09 05:47:07 AM  
1 votes:
Never stick your gun in crazy.
2014-01-09 05:43:13 AM  
1 votes:

eggplanticus: So she held her vagina to her boyfriend's head? I think she might be doing it wrong.


You've never had oral sex until you've nearly been smothered by the V.
2014-01-09 05:31:33 AM  
1 votes:
So she held her vagina to her boyfriend's head? I think she might be doing it wrong.
2014-01-09 05:18:11 AM  
1 votes:
What the article doesn't state was that the gun was a BFG9000 and that she was a total whore.
2014-01-09 05:14:27 AM  
1 votes:
No Country for Old Methheads
2014-01-09 05:12:37 AM  
1 votes:

Apos: It seems someone felt compelled to brandish.......

*dons sunglasses*

......a revulva.

/Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!


You need your own radio show.
2014-01-09 04:39:10 AM  
1 votes:
She pulled the gun out of her vagina and the ex-husband/boyfriend was the part of the story you felt needed clarification. Really subby?
2014-01-09 01:00:23 AM  
1 votes:
Nononononono... GLOCK
2014-01-09 12:11:03 AM  
1 votes:
Jenny McCarthy?
 
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