borg: Cormac McCarthy's "Pulitzer" was more of a "he'll be dead soon" we better give it to him award. He's a hack and The Road sucked./everybody's a critic
cubic_spleen: All you Cormac McCarthy haters need to just shut yer damn moufs are read you some Suttree./moonlight melonmounter is the name of my next band
susansto-helit: borg: Cormac McCarthy's "Pulitzer" was more of a "he'll be dead soon" we better give it to him award. He's a hack and The Road sucked./everybody's a criticIf there were any justice, Judge Holden would be within inches of doing something horrible to you and leaving you in an outhouse even as you were typing this.
Public Savant: hardinparamedic: eggplanticus: So she held her vagina to her boyfriend's head? I think she might be doing it wrong.You've never had oral sex until you've nearly been smothered by the V.And had one of those curly hairs on the back of your tongue, that makes you go 'Hrrrrffffgghh - Hrrrrrrrgghhhh!' - but you can't get it off and you have to stop the whole thing and get a drink of water.
wildcardjack: The boyfriend of Cormac McCarthy's ex-wife...[24.media.tumblr.com image 498x495]
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Nononononono... GLOCK
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